大英帝国是段子手高产区,从十六七世纪的莎士比亚,到王尔德,再到丘吉尔无一不是宗师级“毒舌”。“毒舌、内涵”其实是一种高级幽默,是高智商的另类体现。
1 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该爱护动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道。
3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功的男人背后都有一个女人,每个不成功的男人背后,有两个。
4 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明的人都未婚,结了婚的很难再聪明起来。
5 Never put off the work till tomorrow which you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
世人皆称王尔德为腐国第一毒舌,秒杀一切段子手。一方水土养一方人,在冷幽默和反讽土壤爆肥沃的英国,机智、毒舌简直是人人具备的基本技能。
送给大家几句丘吉尔的名言,掷地铿锵,坚韧有力,伴你前行。
1. If you’re going through Hell, keep going.
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