六人英语搞笑剧本 孔雀东南飞,
英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》(英文搞笑话剧)
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny`smother(JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says thatI’m hen pecked,but infact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is WuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I donotcare.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’sup mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been sorude,sobrusque,so
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