Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother’s age.
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.
A alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don’t have small children.
No wonder kids are confused today. Half the adults tell them to find themselves; the other half tell them to get lost.
People hardest to convince that it’s time for retirement are children at bedtime.
Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
如果为人父母是件容易的事,那么“辛劳二字就无从谈起!
对着孩子大吼大叫让他们听话就像开车时为了开道而拼命按喇叭,二者殊途同归。
如果希望孩子以后的回忆中有你,你就必须进入到他们今天的生活中。
抚养孩子最明智的就是尽量享受他们还在你身边的时光。
把孩子留在家里的最好的方法就是给他一个充满爱的环境——并收好车钥匙。
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