学生:我上这所学校是来学习怎样成为一名宇航员。
教授:我还以为你来这是占空间来了。
注:教授的意思是这个学生除了占地方外,一无是处。
When does a boxer look like an astronaut?
When he sees stars.
拳击手什么时候象宇航员?
眼冒金星时。
Auction
Firefighter: Hey, Chief! Theres a 1959 pumper truck being auctioned today. Lets buy it.
Fire chief: What in the world would we do with an old, broken-down fire truck?
Firefighter: Well, we could use it for false alarms!
消防队员:嘿,头儿,今天有一辆1959年的消防卡车要拍卖,我们买了吧。
队长:一辆老破消防卡车有什么用?
消防队员:误报火警时我们用。
Autobiography
Janie: Mom, how old is our car?
Mom: About five years old, honey.
Janie: And what kind is it?
Mom: A station wagon. Why all the questions about the car?
Janie: My teacher told us to write our autobiography.
Janie:妈妈,我们家的汽车几年了?
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