The driver was wearing a jacket that said Beach Patrol. He got off the ATV and started yelling at them. What are you two doing here? Cant you read? The signs say Private Property. They say No Trespassing. Get out of here before I write you a ticket and have you arrested.
Whats your name? Maria stood defiantly. Im going to report you to the police. Youre not a real patrol officer. This is a public beach. Those signs are phony signs put up by homeowners who think they own the beach.
My name is John Smith. Report me to whoever you want. Now get out of here or youll be sorry.
You cant make us leave. This is a public beach! yelled Maria.
The man got back onto his ATV and started driving in circles around the women. The ATV was spraying sand and water all over them. He was laughing. They started running back south. When the ATV driver saw that they were leaving, he drove off.
John Smith. A phony name to go with a phony uniform, said Maria when they slowed down to a walk. Were going to the police station and make a complaint. I hope they put him in jail.
A few minutes later, Lisa asked, Where are the shells?
Oh, gee, in all the excitement I left them back there. Im sorry.
No problem, replied Lisa. Theres plenty of seashells in the sea.
Yeah, just like theres plenty of jerks on the shore.
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