So how do you think you are going to get out of it? Polly asked, both amused and irritated. Are you going to claim that youre dead? Or are you going to tell them youve moved out of the country?
No, both of those involve too much paperwork. Ive got a better idea. Its a medical excuse. It says here that if you have a physical disability, you can be dismissed.
Whats your disability? Your bad back doesnt allow you to sit in a chair watching reruns all day?
No. Something better than that. Ive got gas. Itll offend the other jurors and everyone else in the courtroom. Theyll have to open all the windows or issue gas masks.
But theres one problem. You dont have gas.
But I know how to create it. Ill eat a lot of peanuts and fruit the morning that I go to court. As soon as they get a whiff of my problem, theyll tell me to go home and stay home.
Thats a brilliant idea! Polly said, as she rolled her eyes. At least it would get him out of the house for one day, she thought.
【How to Get out of Jury Duty】相关文章:
★ 双语儿童寓言故事:两只猴子Two Little Monkeys
最新
2020-05-28
2020-05-25
2019-11-01
2017-02-23
2017-02-08
2017-01-10