急诊医生见过哪些辣眼睛的事？憋住别笑！_公共英语阅读理解

急诊医生见过哪些辣眼睛的事？憋住别笑！

"As an ER doctor, we see a lot all the time. There's not a single shift I work where I am not asking myself, 'How in the world did they do that?' This day was no different when a male patient walked in with his wife and said, 'It's stuck! It's stuck!' The nurse and I asked him, 'What's stuck, sir?' He replied, 'I put a candle in my butthole and can't get it out!' All sorts of things were running through our minds, and we were hoping the candle was a votive kind, not the ones still with glass containers.

“作为一个急诊科医生，每天活久见的事情太多了。工作时我没有一次轮班的时候不问自己，‘他们到底是怎么做到的？于是，当一个男病人在他妻子额陪同下走进来，还不停说“卡住了！卡住了！”的时候，我也会这么问自己。当时护士和我问他，“先生，什么卡住了？”他回答道，“我在屁眼里插了一根蜡烛，现在拿不出来了！” 听完这个回答，我们的大脑顿时混乱了，我们只希望那根蜡烛是根普通蜡烛，而不是那种还带着玻璃烛台的。”

"But we knew the first thing we had to do was take a look at his bottom and get an X-ray, because most X-rays will reveal foreign bodies. There was nothing I could see by just examining his buttocks. But sure enough, the X-ray showed that it was a round candle that was still in the glass container! It was one of those standard 3-4in round candles in containers that most convenience stores sell. The patient had stuck it far up and had no way to retrieve it! He felt stupid. He felt embarrassed. Ultimately, he had to go to surgery immediately so the surgeon could carefully dilate his rectum and get the candle out.