Manager: Is something the matter, madam?
Woman: I’ll say there is; I want to see the manager.
Manager: I’m the manager, madam. Now ... now what seems to be the trouble?
Woman: Look at my face!
Manager: Your face? Ah yes. Oh dear. Well, never mind. What’s wrong with your face? What exactly am I supposed to be looking at?
Woman: My lines, my wrinkles.
Manager: Well, we can soon put that right, Madam. You need a bottle of our New Generation Wrinkle Cream. With this wonderful new cream your lines and wrinkles just...
Woman: Shut up!
Manager: ... just disap ... I beg your pardon?
Woman: I said shut up! I was silly enough to listen to you before. I’ll listen to no more of it.
Manager: You say you’ve been here before, madam. I’m afraid I don’t recognise you.
Woman: Of course you don’t recognise me! Last time I came in here I was a very attractive middle-aged woman. Now I look old enough to be even your grandmother.
Manager: Well, yes ... er ... some of us do age quicker then others.
Woman: It’s not a question of age, my man, it’s a question of your cream. I used it for two small lines under my eyes and I woke up next morning looking like Lady Frankenstein. Your advertisement says ‘Lose ten years overnight. For only five pounds you can look young and attractive again. Tried by thousands. Money back guarantee’. Well, I want more than my money back. I want you to pay for me to have plastic surgery.
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