00:03:20,820　　天才也性感 第一季 第15集　　The Big Bang Theory S01E15　　2　　00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:02,570　　另一方面呢　　物理学家又开始担心　　On the other hand, some physicists are concerned　　3　　00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,520　　一旦超撞机真的实现　　That if this supercollider actually works,　　4　　00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:06,620　　它产生的黑洞会吞噬地球　　It'll create a black hole and swallow up the earth,　　5　　00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:08,240　　终结生命　　Ending life as we know it.　　6　　00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,380　　真是一群爱哭鬼　　Pfft, what a bunch of crybabies.　　7　　00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:12,270　　人有多大胆　　地有多大产　　No guts, no glory, man.　　8　　00:00:13,490 --> 00:00:15,120　　嘿　　看看这个　　Hey, check it out.　　9　　00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,360　　药学院要招志愿者　　The school of pharmacology is looking for volunteers.　　10　　00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,230　　"我们正在测试一种新药　　专治社交焦虑症　　"we are testing a new medication "for social anxiety, panic attacks,　　11　　00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:25,070　　恐慌发作症　　陌生环境恐怖症和强迫症"　　Agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."　　12　　00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,760　　他们为什么要在这招人?　　Why would they be looking for test subjects here?　　13　　00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,540　　我怎么知道　　拉杰　　I don't know, raj.　　14　　00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:34,390　　没准是因为漫画书店没有布告栏　　Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.　　15　　00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:38,820　　在这干什么呢?　　What's going on?　　16　　00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:41,010　　嘘　　嘘　　谢尔顿办公室有个靓妹　　Shh, shh, hot girl in sheldon's office.　　17　　00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,070　　在谢尔顿的办公室?　　Sheldon's office?　　18　　00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,200　　她是不是走丢了?　　Is she lost?　　19　　00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:48,530　　我认为不是　　I don't think so.　　20　　00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,430　　我从停车场就开始跟着她了　　I followed her here from the parking lot.　　21　　00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,250　　可能她是他的律师　　Maybe she's his lawyer.　　22　　00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:56,740　　那她可以随时查看我的诉讼　　Well, she's free to examine my briefs.　　23　　00:00:56,810 --> 00:00:58,450　　-霍华德　　-我知道　　我很恶心　　Howard. I know, I'm disgusting.　　24　　00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:00,350　　我应该被惩罚...被她惩罚　　I should be punished... by her.　　25　　00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:01,970　　看　　我还是这么恶心　　Oh, look, I did it again.　　26　　00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:04,030　　那样就差不多了　　That should do it.　　27　　00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,830　　麻烦你跑一趟　　Thank you for coming by.　　28　　00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,390　　你们好啊　　Hello.　　29　　00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:16,430　　嘿　　老弟...　　Oh, hey, buddy...　　30　　00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:20,040　　"老弟..."?　　"buddy..."?　　31　　00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,950　　不好意思　　我来迟了　　Sorry I'm late.　　32　　00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:25,800　　我正在攻关一个项目　　可能要上一次航天飞机了　　I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.　　33　　00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:27,850　　为什么要说晚了呢?　　How can you be late?　　34　　00:01:27,850 --> 00:01:29,510　　我根本没想要你来　　I wasn't expecting you at all.　　35　　00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,940　　我总是神出鬼没　　Nobody ever expects me.　　36　　00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,300　　有时你只是看着看着就...　　Sometimes you just look and...　　37　　00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,550　　霍华德·沃尔维茨驾到　　Bam! howard wolowitz.　　38　　00:01:36,690 --> 00:01:38,380　　谢尔顿　　能介绍一下吗?　　Sheldon, are you gonna introduce us?　　39　　00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:40,640　　可以　　这是米茜　　Oh, all right. uh, this is missy.　　40　　00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,510　　米茜　　这是莱纳德和拉杰　　你已经见过霍华德了　　Missy, this is leonard and rajesh, and you've already met howard.　　41　　00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:45,530　　很高兴见到你们　　It's nice to meet you.　　42　　00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:46,960　　你也是　　也　　也是　　You, too, as well, also.　　43　　00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,120　　是　　Yeah.　　44　　00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,220　　你们两个是怎么认识的?　　So, how do you two know each other?　　45　　00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:55,870　　他的头可在我的胯下呆过9个月　　Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.　　46　　00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,940　　啊?　　Excuse me?　　47　　00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:03,140　　她是我的孪生妹妹　　She's my twin sister.　　48　　00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,410　　她以为自己很风趣　　但说实话　　我从来看不出　　She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.　　49　　00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:09,480　　这是因为你根本无法衡量什么是幽默　　谢利(昵称)　　That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, shelly.　　50　　00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,090　　一个人要怎么衡量幽默?　　How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?　　51　　00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:14,210　　幽默测量器?　　A humormometer?　　52　　00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:19,140　　我觉得你非常得幽默　　Well, I think you're delightfully droll.　　53　　00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:24,140　　-当然　　就像法语中　　"你真有趣"　　-看我记不记得住　　Ooor, as the french say, tres drole. okay, so let me see if I got this.　　54　　00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,050　　莱纳德　　霍华德　　还有...　　Leonard, howard and...　　55　　00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,760　　不好意思　　你叫?　　I'm sorry, what was your name again?　　56　　00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:57,080　　拉杰　　Rajesh.　　57　　00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,570　　那么　　米茜　　你为什么从德州跑到这来?　　So, missy, what brings you all the way from texas?　　58　　00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:26,890　　是不是缘分?　　我觉得是缘分　　Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.　　59　　00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:29,630　　我朋友明晚在迪斯尼结婚　　My friend's s getting married at disneyland tomorrow night.　　60　　00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:32,710　　缘分　　名字就叫做阿纳海姆市(美国南加州)　　Destiny, thy name is anaheim.　　61　　00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:32,710　　destiny "缘分、命运"也作"目的地"解 阿纳海姆是迪斯尼乐园的所在地　　62　　00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:37,850　　我还过来让谢利在父亲的地产文书上签个字　　And I had to drop off some papers for shelly to sign for my dad's estate.　　63　　00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,410　　文书可以邮寄的吧　　The papers could've been mailed.　　64　　00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:41,850　　妈让你来监视我　　没错吧　　Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?　　65　　00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:44,090　　我想这就是为什么他们要管你叫天才了　　I guess that's why they call you a genius.　　66　　00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:46,660　　他们叫我天才是因为我确实是天才　　They call me a genius because I'm a genius.　　67　　00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,190　　告诉妈我目前165磅　　Tell mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds　　68　　00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,850　　还有我的胃肠蠕动正常　　And that I'm having regular bowel movements.　　69　　00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:55,770　　好好享受婚礼　　拜拜　　Enjoy the wedding. good-bye.　　70　　00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,890　　婚礼不是明天吗　　不如你今晚来我们这吧?　　If the wedding's not until tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?　　71　　00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:03,450　　我看行不通　　Oh, I don't think so.　　72　　00:04:03,570 --> 00:04:05,110　　谢利不喜欢别人缠着他　　Shelly doesn't like company.　　73　　00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,040　　即使是在他小时候　　Even as a little boy,　　74　　00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,900　　他也会在晚上把假想的朋友送回家　　He'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.　　75　　00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:10,690　　他们不是朋友　　They were not friends.　　76　　00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:12,730　　他们是假想的同事　　They were imaginary colleagues.　　77　　00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:14,580　　你看　　你都来了　　Look, you're here.　　78　　00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,940　　我们有很多房间的　　We have plenty of room.　　79　　00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:16,850　　不　　我们没有　　No, we don't.　　80　　00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:19,880　　别这样　　谢利　　她是家人啊　　Come on, shelly. she's family.　　81　　00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,800　　那又怎么样　　我都没有邀请你妈来　　So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother.　　82　　00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,680　　能不用在高峰时段开去阿纳海姆也不错啊　　Well, it would be nice not to have to drive to anaheim in rush hour.　　83　　00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,460　　再也不要叫我谢利　　And don't ever call me shelly.　　84　　00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,240　　就这么定了　　你住我们这儿　　So it's settled. You'll stay with us.　　85　　00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,320　　我带你去拿车　　Yeah, I'll walk you to your car.　　86　　00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,430　　你车停在3区　　c层　　没错吧　　You're in structure 3, level c, right?　　87　　00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,250　　这都是怎么一回事?　　What just happened?　　88　　00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:42,990　　反正　　So anyway,　　89　　00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,520　　我们8岁时　　谢尔顿把我的　　We're eight years old and sheldon converts my　　90　　00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:49,200　　傻瓜式烤箱改装成了一种高能量熔炉　　Easy bake oven to some kind of high-powered furnace.　　91　　00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,180　　太经典了　　Just classic.　　92　　00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,870　　我要做家用集成电路　　I needed a place to fire ceramic　　93　　00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:56,880　　需要一个可以融化半导体陶瓷基底的地方　　Semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.　　94　　00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:59,040　　他当时想要造一个　　He was trying to build some sort of　　95　　00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,930　　武装机器人来把我赶出他的房间　　Armed robot to keep me out of his room.　　96　　00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:04,440　　要不是你一直闯进我的房间这也没必要　　Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.　　97　　00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:07,380　　还有　　我去做了些小的玉米蛋糕　　Anyway, I go to make those little corn muffins they give you.　　98　　00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:08,390　　突然哗的一下　　There's a big flash.　　99　　00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:10,840　　你醒来的时候眉毛就不见了　　Next thing you know my eyebrows are gone.　　100　　00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:14,380　　你的眉毛?　　Not your eyebrows.　　101　　00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:15,240　　是　　Yep,　　102　　00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,260　　然后我整个二年级都要　　I had to go through the entire second　　103　　00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,670　　顶着妈妈画的弯曲的假眉毛去上学　　Grade with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.　　104　　00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:21,820　　是这样吗?　　Is that what that was?　　105　　00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:23,530　　我还以为是二年级的课程　　I just assumed that the second grade　　106　　00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:25,400　　让你行为变得有些古怪　　Curriculum had rendered you quizzical.　　107　　00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:31,830　　莱纳德　　你短裤忘在楼下的干衣机里了　　Hey, leonard, you left your underwear in the dryer downstairs.　　108　　00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,560　　那不是我的　　Those are not mine.　　109　　00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:41,790　　真的吗　　Really?　　110　　00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:44,310　　这里面有你名字的小标签啊　　They have your little name label in them.　　111　　00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:47,180　　对...不　　我...　　Yeah... no, I do... i...　　112　　00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:52,230　　我是用这来磨光我捕鱼用的鱼叉器材的　　I use those, uh, just to polish up my spearfishing equipment.　　113　　00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:55,130　　我用鱼叉捕鱼的　　I spearfish.　　114　　00:05:58,870 --> 00:06:02,000　　我不去用石弓打猎时　　我会去用鱼叉捕鱼　　When I'm not crossbow hunting, I spearfish.　　115　　00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,690　　佩妮　　这是谢尔顿的孪生妹妹　　米茜　　Uh, penny, this is sheldon's twin sister, missy.　　116　　00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:10,140　　-米茜　　这是我们的邻居佩妮　　-你们看起来长得不像啊　　Missy, this is our neighbor penny. don't look that much alike.　　117　　00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,900　　让我说声哈利路亚(赞美上帝)　　Can I get a hallelujah?　　118　　00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,560　　异卵双生的双胞胎来自于两个不同的卵子中　　Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.　　119　　00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,620　　他们不像一般的同胞手足那样　　They are no more alike than any other siblings.　　120　　00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,160　　哈利路亚!　　Hallelujah!　　121　　00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,240　　你们知道不　　Hey, guess what.　　122　　00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,560　　我已经被接受做为试验体了　　I've been accepted as a test subject for a　　123　　00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,370　　测试一种治疗病态羞怯症的神奇新药　　New miracle drug to overcome pathological shyness.　　124　　00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,190　　那太好了　　拉杰　　Oh, good for you, raj.　　125　　00:06:28,190 --> 00:06:31,020　　是　　我有希望了　　你好　　米茜　　Yes, I'm very hopeful. hello, missy.　　126　　00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:43,250　　他们提到过可能会有副作用　　They mentioned there may be side effects.　　127　　00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:51,340　　米茜　　你遇到过来自充满异域风情的印度次大陆的男人吗　　So, missy, have you ever met a man from the exotic subcontinent of india?　　128　　00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,520　　有　　我们教堂的帕特尔医生　　Well, there's dr. patel at our church.　　129　　00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,380　　没错　　帕特尔　　他人不错　　Ah, yes, patel-- good man.　　130　　00:06:56,890 --> 00:06:58,200　　你喜欢摩托车吗　　Do you like motorcycles?　　131　　00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,800　　我有一台哈雷摩托(俚语指小弟弟)　　'cause I ride a hog.　　132　　00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:01,520　　哈雷?　　A hog?　　133　　00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,390　　你那辆是两轮的踏板车　　前面还装个小篮子的　　You have a two-cylinder scooter with a basket in the front.　　134　　00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:08,280　　你一样得带头盔吧　　You still have to wear a helmet.　　135　　00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,830　　你听说过伽摩经吗　　Have you ever heard of the kama sutra?　　136　　00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:12,700　　讲性爱的书　　The sex book.　　137　　00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,470　　是印度的性爱之书　　The indian sex book.　　138　　00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:19,420　　换句话说　　如果你好奇是谁写了这本关于爱的书　　In other words, if you "wonder, wonder who wrote the book of love,　　139　　00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:20,340　　是我们印度人　　" it was us.　　140　　00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,770　　谢尔顿的妹妹挺漂亮啊　　是吧　　So, sheldon's sister is pretty cute, huh?　　141　　00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,270　　我没有盯着她看　　I wasn't staring.　　142　　00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,800　　我没有说你在盯着她啊　　我只是说她挺漂亮　　I didn't say you were. I just said she was cute.　　143　　00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:35,440　　可能吧　　如果你喜欢这么高...　　Oh, eh... maybe, if you like women who are tall...　　144　　00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,440　　而且完美的　　And perfect.　　145　　00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:43,460　　谢尔顿　　你怎么不理你妹妹啊　　Sheldon, why are you ignoring your sister?　　146　　00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:46,850　　我没有不理我妹妹　　我是不理你们任何人　　I'm not ignoring my sister. I'm ignoring all of you.　　147　　00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:49,170　　这里有些小吃　　I brought snacks!　　148　　00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:53,290　　哈　　腌黄瓜和..　　Oh, my, gherkins and...　　149　　00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:55,110　　洋葱酱　　这个是洋葱酱　　Onion dip. it's onion dip.　　150　　00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,750　　我们不常招待人的　　We don't entertain much.　　151　　00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:02,790　　米茜　　Missy.　　152　　00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,300　　你喜欢穿睡衣吗　　Do you enjoy pajamas?　　153　　00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:05,980　　应该是吧　　I guess.　　154　　00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:07,780　　太好了　　是我们印度人发明的睡衣　　Yeah, we indians invented them.　　155　　00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,080　　不客气　　You're welcome.　　156　　00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:14,400　　那这么说　　是我们犹太人发明了割礼　　Yeah, well, my people invented circumcision.　　157　　00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:20,870　　不客气　　You're welcome.　　158　　00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:24,490　　米茜　　我要去做指甲　　Missy, I'm gonna go get my nails done.　　159　　00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,370　　想一起去吗　　Do you want to come?　　160　　00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:27,810　　太好了　　我去　　谢谢你　　God, yes. thanks.　　161　　00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,040　　不客气　　You're welcome.　　162　　00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,940　　-大伙再见　　-再见　　米茜　　Bye, guys. bye, missy.　　163　　00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,170　　-米茜　　再见　　-再见　　莱纳德　　Bye, missy, see you. good-bye, leonard.　　164　　00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:36,220　　对...不...再见　　佩妮　　Oh, yeah, no, uh, bye, penny.　　165　　00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,670　　听着　　你们俩给我闪开　　Okay, you two have to back off.　　166　　00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:41,190　　我干吗要闪开　　你闪开　　伙计　　Why should I back off? you back off, dude.　　167　　00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:44,260　　不好意思　　这是我的房子　　她是我室友的妹妹　　Excuse me, this is my apartment, and she's my roommate's sister.　　168　　00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,770　　那又怎么样　　你已经有佩妮了　　So what? you've already got penny!　　169　　00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:47,070　　我怎么有佩妮了?　　How do I have penny?　　170　　00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,460　　我到底哪门子有佩妮了?　　In what universe do I have penny?　　171　　00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:51,150　　那我可以追她了?　　So I can have penny?　　172　　00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,870　　该死　　不行!　　Hell, no!　　173　　00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:56,290　　抱歉　　我能插两句吗　　Excuse me. can I interject something?　　174　　00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,340　　我正在线订一个披萨　　I'm ordering pizza online.　　175　　00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,200　　意大利辣香肠你们都吃吧?　　Is everyone okay with pepperoni?　　176　　00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:04,940　　谢尔顿　　我能跟你单独谈一下吗　　Sheldon, can I talk to you in private?　　177　　00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,310　　行啊　　I guess.　　178　　00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:09,160　　别担心　　我会点那种芝士少一点的　　Don't worry. I was going to order you cheese-less.　　179　　00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,390　　-谢谢你　　-没事　　Thank you. it's okay.　　180　　00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:13,060　　不能吃乳糖不是什么丢脸的事　　Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.　　181　　00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:16,730　　我是梦幻印度情人　　I'm a fancy indian man.　　182　　00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,210　　我们发明了睡衣　　We invented pajamas.　　183　　00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,480　　看我　　我没有包皮　　Hey, look at me. I don't have a foreskin.　　184　　00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,230　　谢尔顿...　　Sheldon...　　185　　00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:36,450　　你难道没意识到你妹妹魅不可挡吗　　Are you aware that your sister is an incredibly attractive woman?　　186　　00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,660　　她确实有着西方文化所青睐的　　She certainly has the symmetry and low　　187　　00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,930　　既匀称而又低脂肪的身段　　Body fat that western culture deems desirable.　　188　　00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:45,640　　这倒是值得注意的　　在历史上　　It's noteworthy, at other points in history,　　189　　00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,530　　胖一些的女人象征着美丽　　Heavier women were the standard for　　190　　00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:50,130　　因为她们的腰身意味着富饶　　Beauty because their girth suggested affluence.　　191　　00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,410　　很令人着迷　　但...　　That's fascinating, but...　　192　　00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,750　　我没有说令人着迷　　我只是说值得注意　　I didn't say it was fascinating. I said it was noteworthy.　　193　　00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:58,000　　好吧　　我注意到了　　All right... noted.　　194　　00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:02,120　　我的意思是　　库萨帕里和沃尔维茨　　But my point is that koothrappali and wolowitz,　　195　　00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,570　　他们在泡你的妹妹啊　　They're hitting on your sister.　　196　　00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,050　　这简直...　　Oh, it's...　　197　　00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,530　　没事啊　　Oh, okay.　　198　　00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:12,260　　我不想评价你说话的修辞手法　　You know, I don't want to criticize your rhetorical style,　　199　　00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:14,080　　但要是你能开门见山地说　　But we'd be a lot further along in this　　200　　00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,270　　我们可能已经谈得很深了　　Conversation if you'd begun with that thought.　　201　　00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:17,630　　-很好　　-但是...　　That's great, but my...　　202　　00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:19,840　　我要说的是　　我们拐了个不必要的弯　　What I'm saying is that we took quite an Unnecessary detour　　203　　00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,510　　因为现在我发现这才是你的论点　　from what I now understand to be your thesis.　　204　　00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:22,640　　又怎么了　　Whatever.　　205　　00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,260　　你不能干坐着啊　　You have to do something about it.　　206　　00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:27,350　　为什么　　Why?　　207　　00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,110　　因为她是你妹妹　　Because she's your sister.　　208　　00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,500　　我不明白　　I don't understand.　　209　　00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,060　　不错　　我们共同在一个子宫里待过九个月　　Yes, we shared a uterus for nine months,　　210　　00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:37,300　　但此后我们就你走阳关道我走独木桥了　　But since then we've pretty much gone our own separate ways.　　211　　00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:41,600　　好吧　　那这么想吧...　　Okay, uh, consider this...　　212　　00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,100　　你父亲去世之后　　With your father gone,　　213　　00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:48,550　　确保米茜能选择一位合适的伴侣就是你的责任了　　It is your responsibility to make sure that missy chooses a suitable mate.　　214　　00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,900　　我倒没想过这个　　I hadn't considered that.　　215　　00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,730　　我们确实有相同的DNA　　We do share dna. uh-huh.　　216　　00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:57,190　　所以有这种可能　　尽管可能性不大　　So there is the possibility, however remote,　　217　　00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,650　　她的天赋可以创造另一个　　That resting in her loins is the potential　　218　　00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:02,460　　像我这样不平凡的人　　For another individual as remarkable as myself.　　219　　00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:05,110　　正是　　Exactly.　　220　　00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,640　　并且你有责任替你自己和你子孙保留　　And you owe it to yourself and to posterity to protect　　221　　00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:12,320　　你妹妹所传后代遗传基因的完整性　　The genetic integrity of your sister's future offspring.　　222　　00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,060　　你说的对　　You're right.　　223　　00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,350　　如果有人想接近米茜的输卵管　　If someone wants to get at missy's fallopian tubes,　　224　　00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,830　　他们必须通过我　　They'll have to go through me.　　225　　00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,820　　我是毁灭之神湿婆(印度三大神中司破坏之神)　　I am shiva the destroyer!　　226　　00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,670　　我会赢得这个女人　　I will have the woman.　　227　　00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:38,680　　警告你　　我可是数学夏令营的柔道冠军　　I'm warning you I was judo champion at math camp.　　228　　00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,200　　好了　　你们幼稚够了吧　　All right, now that's enough juvenile squabbling.　　229　　00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,140　　给我停下　　You stop it.　　230　　00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,900　　我说给我停下!　　Stop it, I say!　　231　　00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,460　　我现在就来处理这件事　　I'm going to settle this right now.　　232　　00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,630　　你们中的任何一个都配不上我妹妹　　Neither of you are good enough for my sister.　　233　　00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,170　　你是谁　　凭什么你决定?　　Who are you to decide that?　　234　　00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,850　　他是这个家的男人　　He's the man of his family.　　235　　00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,320　　你们必须尊重他的意愿　　You have to respect his wishes.　　236　　00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,530　　-顺便说一句　　你也出局了　　-你说什么?　　You're out, too, by the way. say what?　　237　　00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:57,880　　我不是针对你　　It's nothing personal.　　238　　00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,890　　我只是更希望我将来的侄子或者侄女　　I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew　　239　　00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:02,600　　不要成为每次一吃冰激淋就觉得胀气的人　　Didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.　　240　　00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,340　　你高兴个什么劲儿　　What are you so happy about?　　241　　00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,520　　我不是高兴　　I'm not happy.　　242　　00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,910　　药起作用了　　我停不下来　　It's the medication. I can't stop smiling.　　243　　00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:24,240　　莱纳德让我意识到遗传基因的赌注有多大　　That leonard's made me aware of how high the genetic stakes are,　　244　　00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,940　　我们必须面对现实　　We have to face the fact that none　　245　　00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:28,000　　你们没有一个配得上我妹妹　　Of you are suitable mates for my sister.　　246　　00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:28,840　　等一下　　Wait a minute.　　247　　00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,010　　是莱纳德让你意识到的?　　Leonard made you aware of that?　　248　　00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,320　　我们都会犯错　　换个话题吧　　We all make mistakes. let's move on.　　249　　00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:38,050　　插一句　　不过我认为你错失了一个良机　　Excuse me, but I think you're missing a big opportunity here.　　250　　00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:38,940　　怎么说　　How so?　　251　　00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:42,520　　每个人都知道基因多样化能创造出了不起的后代　　Everybody knows genetic diversity produces the strongest offspring.　　252　　00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,860　　不如考虑在拿铁家族里 放点摩卡调和一下　　Why not put a little mocha in the family latte?　　253　　00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,860　　"摩卡"产于阿拉伯 "拿铁"谐音拉丁　　254　　00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,460　　理论上　　你说的没错　　In principle, you have a point.　　255　　00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:51,730　　但考虑到实际情况　　But as a practical matter,　　256　　00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,020　　允许我提醒你一下　　你都需要实验性药品　　Need I remind you that it takes experimental　　257　　00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:57,500　　才能让你更容易开口跟异性说话　　Pharmaceuticals to simply enable you to speak to the opposite sex.　　258　　00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,180　　我觉得你把太多的焦点放在药物上了　　I think you're focusing entirely too much on the drugs.　　259　　00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:08,750　　是不是因为我是个犹太人?　　Is it 'cause I'm jewish?　　260　　00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,950　　要知道为了和你妹妹在一起　　我愿意用猪排杀了我的导师　　'cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.　　261　　00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:20,880　　这和你的宗教信仰无关　　This has nothing to do with religion.　　262　　00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,130　　只是因为你还是个小男孩　　This has to do with the fact that you're a tiny,　　263　　00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,190　　一个仍和妈妈一起住的小男孩　　Tiny man who still lives with his mother.　　264　　00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,510　　谢尔顿　　你真不讲道理　　Sheldon, you are really being unreasonable.　　265　　00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,110　　是吗　　Am I?　　266　　00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:34,030　　来　　吃了这片芝士能不放屁　　你就可以和我妹上床　　Here, eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.　　267　　00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,980　　噢　　真的吗　　Oh, really?　　268　　00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,430　　靠　　Oops.　　269　　00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,870　　谢利　　我可以和你说几句吗　　Shelly, can I speak to you for a minute?　　270　　00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,200　　私下里　　Alone.　　271　　00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:50,420　　为什么大家突然都想和我单独谈话　　Why does everyone suddenly want to talk to me alone?　　272　　00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,800　　通常没有人喜欢和我单独相处的呀　　Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.　　273　　00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,950　　我们都会犯错　　换一个话题吧　　We all make mistakes. let's move on.　　274　　00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:08,200　　好吧　　我不想过问你为何为了区区芝士把我推销出去　　Okay, I'm not even going to ask why you're pimping me out for cheese.　　275　　00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,780　　不过你何时开始关心我和谁上床了?　　But since when do you care at all about who I sleep with?　　276　　00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,210　　说实话　　我从来没有考虑过　　Well, truthfully, I've never given it any thought,　　277　　00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:18,900　　不过我后来意识到　　你身上带着潜在的DNA　　But it has been pointed out to me that you carry dna of great potential.　　278　　00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,360　　你在说些什么鬼话　　What on earth are you talking about?　　279　　00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,410　　让我解释一下　　Let me explain.　　280　　00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:24,800　　你知道的　　我是个优秀的遗传变异产物　　You see, I'm a superior genetic mutation, uh,　　281　　00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,500　　对现有的次品来说存在一个显著提高　　An improvement on the existing mediocre stock.　　282　　00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,800　　你说的"次品"是什么意思?　　And what do you mean, "mediocre stock"?　　283　　00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,130　　就是指你　　That would be you.　　284　　00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:38,790　　不过在你身体里　　有一个潜在的我　　But residing within you, is the potential for another me.　　285　　00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:43,990　　一个可能更高　　更聪明　　雀斑更少的　　谢尔顿2.0　　Perhaps even taller, smarter, and less prone to freckling, a sheldon 2.0,　　286　　00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:45,190　　可以这么称呼　　if you will.　　287　　00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:47,900　　"谢尔顿2.0"?　　"sheldon 2.0"?　　288　　00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,350　　正是　　Exactly.　　289　　00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:48,550　　现在　　Now,　　290　　00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:53,380　　我不是说我要专横地决定你要和谁在一起　　I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with.　　291　　00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,820　　如果你不被追求者吸引　　If you're not attracted to the suitor,　　292　　00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,850　　那怀孕的可能性就会减少　　Then the likelihood of conception will be reduced.　　293　　00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,620　　你开什么玩笑　　You have got to be kidding me.　　294　　00:14:58,620 --> 00:14:59,150　　完全没有　　Not at all.　　295　　00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,700　　频繁性交会大大增加受精几率　　Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.　　296　　00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,390　　好了　　谢利　　坐下　　Okay, shelly, sit down.　　297　　00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:13,150　　我花了一辈子时间去消化这一事实　　我的双胞胎哥哥　　Now I've lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin　　298　　00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:17,290　　像妈妈所说　　是个"上帝赐予的特别的小孩"　　Brother is, as mom puts it, "one of god's special, little people."　　299　　00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:20,440　　我一直认为我更像一只布谷鸟　　I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird.　　300　　00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:20,870　　你知道的　　You know,　　301　　00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:24,770　　一种把蛋放在普通鸟巢里的了不起的生物　　A superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds.　　302　　00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,190　　当然　　先孵化出的布谷鸟会吃掉所有的食物　　Of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food,　　303　　00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,470　　留下其他普通的兄弟姐妹们饿死　　Leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death.　　304　　00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,980　　你很幸运　　这就是我使用这比喻想要说的　　Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.　　305　　00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,900　　我还以为你是想说"布谷"　　I thought it ended at "cuckoo."　　306　　00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,960　　你听好　　You listen to me." type="audio/mpeg" 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