00:00:05,200　　史上最逊的文艺复兴集会　　Worst. renaissance. fair. ever.　　2　　00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,930　　别再墨迹了　　谢尔顿　　Please let it go, sheldon.　　3　　00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,100　　还原历史的准确度也太低了　　It was rife with historical inaccuracies.　　4　　00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,030　　举个例子　　客栈的女服务生上给我们一大壶蜂蜜酒　　For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.　　5　　00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,300　　她的服装明显是日耳曼式的　　Her costume was obviously germanic.　　6　　00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,330　　但在1487年　　巴伐利亚纯酿法令　　But in 1487, the bavarian purity laws,　　7　　00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,930　　或者叫"纯度法令"　　Or "reinheitsgebot,"　　8　　00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,360　　严格限制了蜂蜜酒的可用性　　Severely limited the availability of mead.　　9　　00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,460　　最多他们只能用一点调味酒　　At best, they would have had some sort of spiced wine.　　10　　00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:27,960　　你真是太吹毛求疵了　　You're nitpicking.　　11　　00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:29,460　　是吗　　Oh, really?　　12　　00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,460　　那我就再来挑一下疵　　那个酒壶　　Well here is another nit for you.The flagons　　13　　00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:33,800　　在以前绝对不会是用聚丙烯做的　　Would not have been made of polypropylene.　　14　　00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:37,600　　文艺复兴集会的重点不是历史准确度有多高　　Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy.　　15　　00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,360　　重点在于把那些在金考公司上班的丰满女孩们带来　　They're about taking chubby girls who work at kinko's　　16　　00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:42,300　　给她们系上紧身胸衣　　And lacing them up in corsets so tight　　17　　00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,000　　好让她们的波波跳出来和我们说　　您好　　Their bosom jumps out and says, "howdy."　　18　　00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:48,730　　十五世纪的胸部不会说　　您好　　Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century.　　19　　00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,230　　如果要说的话　　也只能是　　万岁　　If anything, they would've said, "huzzah."　　20　　00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:53,560　　我才不管波波说什么　　谢尔顿　　I don't care what the bosoms say, sheldon.　　21　　00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:56,300　　只要它们在对我说话就好　　I just want to be part of the conversation.　　22　　00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,200　　伙计们　　Hi, guys.　　23　　00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:00,460　　好像你们刚才去文艺复兴集会了　　Looks like you've been to the renaissance fair...　　24　　00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:02,630　　我希望是　　I'm hoping.　　25　　00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:04,160　　文艺复兴集会吗　　Renaissance fair?　　26　　00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,400　　更像是中世纪兼启蒙时代　　More of a medieval, slash, age of enlightenment,　　27　　00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:09,660　　兼找借口穿遮阴布的集会　　Slash, any-excuse- to-wear-a-codpiece fair.　　28　　00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,030　　好吧　　随便你　　Okay, fine, whatever.　　29　　00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,400　　伙计们　　这是我的朋友　　埃里克　　You guys, this is my friend eric.　　30　　00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,530　　很高兴见到你　　So, yeah, good to see you.　　31　　00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,260　　我也是　　It's good to see you, too.　　32　　00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,100　　我们应该走了　　We should probably go.　　33　　00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,930　　大家再见　　Bye, guys.　　34　　00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,300　　我很喜欢你的帽子　　I like your hat.　　35　　00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,860　　谢谢　　是我妈做的　　Thanks, my mom made it.　　36　　00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,600　　佩妮有了新男友　　非常尴尬　　Penny with a new guy, tres awkward.　　37　　00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:42,460　　没什么尴尬的　　It wasn't awkward.　　38　　00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,560　　不过也不算好玩　　It wasn't fun.　　39　　00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:46,160　　再说了　　有什么关系　　Besides, what's the big deal?　　40　　00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:49,060　　我们约会过　　然后不约会了　　事情已经过去了　　We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.　　41　　00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:50,260　　你说过去了的意思　　By moving on,　　42　　00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:52,100　　是不是指当她和另外一个男人约会的时候　　Do you mean she's going out with other men　　43　　00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,230　　你却整个下午都在　　And you spent the afternoon　　44　　00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,760　　和沃罗威茨做十五世纪的肥皂　　Making 15th-century soap with wolowitz?　　45　　00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,630　　那不是十五世纪的肥皂　　That was not 15th century soap.　　46　　00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,630　　我的天呐　　那些人必须得学学　　My god, those people need to learn　　47　　00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,830　　不是在一样东西名字前加上"老"字[仿古字]　　You can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything you want　　48　　00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:04,930　　就能冒充古老的东西了　　And expect to get away with it.　　49　　00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,100　　我们快点进去好吗　　Can we please just go in?　　50　　00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,260　　我的锁子甲被夹在内裤里了　　My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.　　51　　00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,130　　你穿了现代的内裤　　You're wearing modern underwear?　　52　　00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,930　　相对来说是现代的　　Relatively modern.　　53　　00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,300　　干嘛　　你穿了什么　　Why, what are you wearing?　　54　　00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,300　　我严格遵守历史　　准确无误地　　I fashioned historically accurate undergarments　　55　　00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,260　　穿着亚麻布内衣　　Out of linen.　　56　　00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:22,760　　你去买亚麻布了　　You went out and bought linen?　　57　　00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:24,930　　别傻了　　我只是借用了你的枕头套　　Don't be silly-- I borrowed one of your pillowcases.　　58　　00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:30,660　　借用　　Borrowed?　　59　　00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,160　　你们知道吗　　我很高兴佩妮有了新发展　　You know what,I'm happy that Penny's moving on.　　60　　00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:57,200　　这样我就可以自由前进了　　It gives me the freedom to move on myself.　　61　　00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,530　　你的意思是你一直以来都在踌躇　　Are you saying that you've been holding back?　　62　　00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,600　　当然　　Of course.　　63　　00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,060　　出于对她的尊敬　　Out of respect.　　64　　00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:08,230　　那么在佩妮之前的十年你怎么解释　　So, how do you explain the ten years before penny?　　65　　00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,900　　那时候你在尊敬谁　　Who were you respecting then?　　66　　00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,130　　我和很多女人约会过啊　　Well, I've dated plenty of women.　　67　　00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,000　　有乔伊斯·金　　There was joyce kim...　　68　　00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:19,730　　莱斯利·温克尔　　Leslie winkle...　　69　　00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,630　　通知一下牛津词典的编者　　Notify the editors of the oxford english dictionary.　　70　　00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:25,560　　"许多"这个词被重新定义为"二个"　　The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."　　71　　00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:29,600　　去年那个在动漫展里的那个女孩呢　　What about that girl last year at comic-con?　　72　　00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:30,630　　不算　　Doesn't count.　　73　　00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,830　　为什么　　Why not?　　74　　00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,460　　在动漫展服装扮演里发生的事情　　What happens in costume at comic-con　　75　　00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:35,560　　只是动漫展的事情　　Stays at comic-con.　　76　　00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:36,660　　你这样说　　You're only saying that　　77　　00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:38,160　　只是因为你的那件事　　Because of what happened to you.　　78　　00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:39,230　　什么事　　What happened to you?　　79　　00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,800　　没什么　　Nothing happened to me.　　80　　00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:42,630　　这不是你的错　　拉吉　　It wasn't your fault, raj.　　81　　00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,860　　他只是打扮成了绿色的猎户座女奴　　He was dressed as a green orion slave girl.　　82　　00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,700　　怎么开始说我了　　How did we get on me?!　　83　　00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,030　　我们不是在嘲笑莱纳德吗　　We were mocking leonard for not moving on.　　84　　00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,630　　老兄　　你完全是在原地踏步啊　　Dude, you have totally not moved on.　　85　　00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,000　　不是这样的　　Yes, I have.　　86　　00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,800　　现在我只需要　　It's just a matter of actually making　　87　　00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,760　　-和别人出去约会而已　　-谁　　A date with someone. like who?　　88　　00:03:57,830 --> 00:04:00,560　　乔伊斯·金　　Well... there's joyce kim.　　89　　00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:03,130　　但她已经叛逃回朝鲜了　　But she defected back to north korea,　　90　　00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:07,360　　所以在地理上来说有点小困难　　So that's a little geographically undesirable.　　91　　00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:08,700　　那莱斯利·温克尔呢　　What about leslie winkle?　　92　　00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,960　　-不行　　-为什么　　Oh, no. why?　　93　　00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,900　　她的研究方法论漏洞百出　　Her research methodology is sloppy,　　94　　00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,630　　她在说圈量子引力论的时候毫无道理的傲慢自大　　She's unjustifiably arrogant about loop quantum gravity,　　95　　00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,060　　而且更糟的是　　她对我很坏　　And to make matters worse, she's often mean to me.　　96　　00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:21,930　　我觉得她很火辣　　I think she's smoking hot.　　97　　00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,100　　同意　　I'd hit that.　　98　　00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,360　　你觉得胶体悬浮系统上的　　You'd hit particulate soil　　99　　00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:28,760　　微粒污垢也很火辣　　In a colloidal suspension.　　100　　00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,360　　泥巴　　Mud.　　101　　00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:34,160　　我喜欢莱斯利　　但她对约会并不感兴趣　　Look, I like leslie, but she's not interested　　102　　00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:37,960　　她只想使用男人的工具来缓解自己的压力　　In dating as much as using men as tools for stress release.　　103　　00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:40,000　　那又如何　　做她的工具好了　　Yeah, so? be a tool.　　104　　00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:44,300　　你也可以给自己缓解一下"压力"　　Go get yourself a little rebound "stress release."　　105　　00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,460　　严格来说　　要是他和佩妮有过亲密接触的话　　Technically, it would only be rebound if he and penny　　106　　00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:48,360　　那才能算是缓解压力　　Had actually engaged in physical intimacy.　　107　　00:04:48,430 --> 00:04:51,700　　你是说像你和女奴理查德[男子名]那样吗　　You mean like you and richard the slave girl?　　108　　00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,730　　我给他买了晚饭　　然后亲了一下　　I bought him dinner and we kissed once!　　109　　00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,900　　就结束了　　That was it.　　110　　00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,960　　而且他告诉我他叫金伯利　　And he told me his name was kimberly.　　111　　00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,930　　你知道我们如何知道我们不是在母体里的么[骇客帝国]　　You know how I know we're not in the matrix?　　112　　00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,360　　如何　　How?　　113　　00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:16,130　　如果我们是的话　　这些食物就不会这么糟了　　If we were, the food would be better.　　114　　00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,160　　嗨　　莱纳德　　Hey, Leonard.　　115　　00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,260　　嗨　　莱斯利　　Hey, Leslie.　　116　　00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:21,260　　嗨　　傻蛋　　Hey, dummy.　　117　　00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:22,760　　你好　　Hello, to you...　　118　　00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:25,700　　你这个智商不够的人　　Insufficiently intelligent person.　　119　　00:05:25,760 --> 00: 05:28,960　　快把我送到烧伤病房[阿甘正传里台词]　　Ooh, rush me to the burn unit.　　120　　00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:32,830　　莱纳德　　你有空么　　Hey, Leonard, do you have a second?　　121　　00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,260　　-我想问你几个问题 -当然　　-I need to ask you something. -sure.　　122　　00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,460　　如果你不介意的话　　Well, if you'll excuse me,　　123　　00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:38,730　　我要去做一些成绩斐然的工作　　I'm going to go do work that promises　　124　　00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,760　　而不像你做的　　Significant results, as opposed to what you do...　　125　　00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,830　　那些没有意义的　　Which does not.　　126　　00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,730　　没错　　就是说你呢　　Yeah, you heard me.　　127　　00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:04,530　　我听说你和佩妮吹了　　So, I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground　　128　　00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,400　　就像从飞机厕所里扔出的蓝冰一样吹了　　Like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.　　129　　00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:09,860　　这你是听谁说的　　Where did you hear that?　　130　　00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:12,800　　其实是我读到的　　沃罗威茨发短信给我　　Actually, I read it. Wolowitz texted me.　　131　　00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:17,030　　"就像从飞机厕所里扔出的蓝冰一样"　　好吧　　"like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory," yeah.　　132　　00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,160　　我觉得这个笑话很不错　　我发给他一个LOL[笑脸]　　I thought it was a pretty good one. I gave him an lol.　　133　　00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,600　　不过　　这让我想到　　Anyway, it got me thinking.　　134　　00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,000　　你现在是单身一人　　Now that you're unattached,　　135　　00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:26,560　　说不定我们能重温一下之前的关系　　Maybe we can revisit our previous attachment.　　136　　00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:30,160　　你是在暗示再来一次"舒缓压力"么　　Are you suggesting another bout of stress release?　　137　　00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:31,760　　不　　我受够临时性爱了　　No, I'm all done with casual sex.　　138　　00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:33,060　　从现在开始　　From now on, I'm fully committed　　139　　00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,900　　我只要传统的关系模式　　To the traditional relationship paradigm.　　140　　00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,100　　真的　　这之间有什么不同　　Really? what changed?　　141　　00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,630　　很难说　　It's hard to say.　　142　　00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,200　　我想大概在每个女人一生总有那么一段时间　　I guess there's just a time in every woman's life　　143　　00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:41,160　　厌倦了醒来发现自己躺在陌生的沙发上　　When she gets tired of waking up on a strange futon　　144　　00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:44,060　　和一群她根本不认识的人在一起　　With a bunch of people she doesn't know.　　145　　00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:48,400　　我明白　　一群人　　Yeah, I can see how that would-- a bunch of people?　　146　　00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:50,260　　无论如何　　我想该是慢慢来的时候了　　Anyway, I figure it's time to slow things down　　147　　00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:53,660　　又有谁比你更适合慢慢来呢　　And who better to slow things down with than you?　　148　　00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:56,630　　噢　　我深感荣幸　　Oh... I'm flattered.　　149　　00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:01,260　　那你认为我们应该怎么开始　　So how do you suggest we proceed?　　150　　00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,860　　去你家　　点份中国菜　　租一部电影　　Your place, we'll order chinese, you'll rent a movie--　　151　　00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:06,130　　文艺一点但不要那么深奥　　然后轻轻的抚摸　　不发生性关系　　Artsy, but accessible-- then light petting, no coitus.　　152　　00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:09,700　　听起来不错　　Sounds fun.　　153　　00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,200　　你可以来决定那些细节部分　　I'll leave the details up to you.　　154　　00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:14,000　　我想如果你设想你是男性角色的话会比较好　　I think it's better if you assume the male role.　　155　　00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:17,630　　谢谢　　想的真周到　　Thank you, that's very thoughtful.　　156　　00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,760　　好　　Great.　　157　　00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,630　　给我电话　　Call me.　　158　　00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,530　　好消息　　Great news.　　159　　00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,000　　我妈把我的N64游戏机[任天堂的]寄来了　　My mom sent me my old nintendo 64.　　160　　00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:36,000　　-不错嘛　　-你知道这意味着什么吗　　-Terrific -you know what this means, don't you?　　161　　00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:37,530　　把红牛那关打通之后　　Break out the red bull,　　162　　00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,960　　马里奥差不多就能通关了　　怀念旧日校园生活啊　　It's time to rock mario, old school.　　163　　00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,300　　今天晚上貌似我有别的计划了　　I kind of have other plans tonight.　　164　　00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,500　　可今天是星期五啊　　But it's friday.　　165　　00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,100　　星期五一直都是怀旧电玩之夜呀　　Friday's always vintage game night.　　166　　00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,430　　你看我妈把记忆卡也寄来了　　Look, mom included the memory card.　　167　　00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,560　　我们可以从我1999年的纪录接着打　　We can pick up right where I left off in 1999　　168　　00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:52,800　　那时候我得了恶性贫血症　　When I had pernicious anemia.　　169　　00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,960　　问题是有人要来　　Well, the thing is, someone's coming over.　　170　　00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:56,560　　没关系　　我有三副手柄　　Okay, no problem. I have three controllers.　　171　　00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:58,730　　人多齐欢乐　　The more the merrier.　　172　　00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,060　　谢尔顿　　是个约会　　Sheldon, it's a date.　　173　　00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,230　　我有个约会　　I have a date coming over.　　174　　00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,360　　不要怪我猜不到是这么回事　　Well, you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.　　175　　00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:10,830　　为什么　　我有约会这事很新奇么　　Why? what's so unusual about me having a date?　　176　　00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,900　　统计学意义上　　是的　　Well, statistically speaking...　　177　　00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,730　　好吧　　All right, all right.　　178　　00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,330　　不管怎么说　　我有个约会　　Well, nevertheles, I have one now　　179　　00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,230　　如果你能呈缺省态　　And I'd appreciate it if you would, you know,　　180　　00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,500　　我会感激不尽的　　Make yourself scarce.　　181　　00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,130　　莱纳德　　我是理论物理学家　　Leonard, I'm a published theoretical physicist　　182　　00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,530　　我有两个博士学位　　With two doctorates and an iq　　183　　00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,400　　还有普通测试无法准确测量的智商水平　　Which can't be accurely measured by normal tests.　　184　　00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,460　　我还能更稀缺点么　　How much scarcer could I be?　　185　　00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,030　　你知道我的意思的　　You know what I mean.　　186　　00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,500　　你能不能给我们一点私人空间　　Could you just give us a little privacy?　　187　　00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,760　　-你想让我离开这个公寓　　-是的　　-You want me to leave the apartment? -yes.　　188　　00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:36,260　　你是说让我去别的什么地方　　You mean, just go someplace else and be...　　189　　00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:38,030　　待在别的什么地方么　　Someplace else?　　190　　00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,730　　是的　　Yes.　　191　　00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,630　　为什么要我走　　这也是我的公寓啊　　Well, why should I leave? this is my apartment, too.　　192　　00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,430　　我知道　　如果科学家能够发现你们种族里　　I know it is, and if science ever discovers a second member　　193　　00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,500　　你的另一个同类　　如果你们两个想要一点隐私　　Of your species and you two would like some privacy,　　194　　00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,260　　我绝对乐意不碍你的事　　I'd be more than happy to get out of your way.　　195　　00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,060　　那好吧　　Well, all right then.　　196　　00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:59,800　　谢尔顿　　你在这干嘛呢　　Sheldon, what are you doing?　　197　　00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:02,430　　在用糟糕代码写的N64模拟器　　Playing super mario on a poorly coded　　198　　00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,460　　玩超级马里奥　　Nintendo 64 emulator.　　199　　00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:07,760　　但你干嘛坐在楼梯上玩　　Yeah, but why are you doing it on the stairs?　　200　　00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,630　　我就是当代拿破仑　　I am a modern day napoleon　　201　　00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,800　　被驱逐到楼梯间的厄尔巴岛　　Exiled to the elba of the staircase　　202　　00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:14,830　　因为莱纳德告诉我他要约会　　Because Leonard, get this, has a date.　　203　　00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:18,630　　他动作真快嘛　　Oh. oh, well, good for him.　　204　　00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,160　　但你为什么要坐这玩呢　　Yeah, but why are you sitting here?　　205　　00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:21,560　　你为什么不去看场电影　　玩点别的　　Why don't you just go to a movie or something?　　206　　00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,600　　自己去　　Alone?　　207　　00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:25,600　　对啊　　怎么了　　Yeah, why not?　　208　　00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:27,460　　如果我被爆米花噎住了　　What if I choke on my popcorn?　　209　　00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,660　　谁对我实施哈姆立克急救法　　Who will administer the heimlich maneuver?　　210　　00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,930　　别买爆米花不就行了　　Well, then don't order popcorn.　　211　　00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000　　看电影不吃爆米花　　听听你自己说的　　No popcorn at the mov... listen to yourself.　　212　　00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,300　　你为什么不去咖啡店呢　　Why don't you go to a coffee shop?　　213　　00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,330　　我不喝咖啡　　I don't drink coffee.　　214　　00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,500　　还有别的可以点啊　　They have other things.　　215　　00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,430　　有什么呢　　What do they have?　　216　　00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,000　　很多啊　　饼干啊 油酥点心啊　　I don't know. you know, cookies, pastries...　　217　　00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:47,260　　-那种熊掌形状的油酥点心么　　-对啊　　-Pastries such as bear claws? -Yeah, sure.　　218　　00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,200　　我不喜欢熊掌　　I don't like bear claws.　　219　　00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,760　　嗨　　佩妮　　Hey, penny.　　220　　00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:54,030　　傻蛋　　Dumbass.　　221　　00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,930　　莱斯利·温克尔　　Leslie winkle.　　222　　00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,760　　全世界这么多实验室里　　Of all the overrated physicists　　223　　00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,430　　这么多被高估的物理学家　　In all the labs in all the world,　　224　　00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,300　　为什么偏偏就选中了莱斯利·温克尔　　Why does it have to be leslie winkle?　　225　　00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,430　　因为他们有很多共同点啊　　Well, they have a lot in common.　　226　　00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,860　　我是说　　他们都是科学家　　I mean, they're both scientists.　　227　　00:10:06,930 --> 00:10:08,560　　求你了　　如果他们要重新把猩猩送上太空　　Oh, please. the only way she could make　　228　　00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:10,030　　那就是她对科学　　A contribution to science would be　　229　　00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,830　　唯一的贡献　　If they resumed sending chimps into space.　　230　　00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,630　　好吧　　我也有个约会　　Okay, well, I have a date, too,　　231　　00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,800　　那就待会见　　So I'll see ya.　　232　　00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,630　　大家都有约会　　Everybody has a date.　　233　　00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:25,960　　就连你　　马里奥　　也在追碧奇公主　　Even you, mario, going after princess peach.　　234　　00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:27,460　　那我在干嘛　　And what am I doing?　　235　　00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,530　　我只是在使唤你　　I'm just enabling you.　　236　　00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,500　　蛮鲜美的鸡肉　　It's pretty good chiken　　237　　00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,030　　对啊　　是陈记的　　Yeah, it's from chang's.　　238　　00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,530　　-不是周记的　　-不是　　是陈记的　　Not chow's? no, chang's.　　239　　00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,530　　周记出什么问题了　　What happened to chow's?　　240　　00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,960　　变了　　It changed.　　241　　00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,360　　你觉得我们应该要几个孩子　　So, how many children do you think we should have?　　242　　00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:49,760　　抱歉　　这个有点唐突了　　I'm sorry. that was a little abrupt.　　243　　00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,230　　只是有点　　A little?　　244　　00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,260　　我是说　　我们有那么多事情可以说　　I mean, there are so many things to talk about　　245　　00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:54,430　　干嘛要讨论繁殖问题　　Before we discuss reproduction.　　246　　00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,760　　我也希望是　　I sure hope so.　　247　　00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,430　　除了短小　　Besides shortness,　　248　　00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,200　　你们家族还有什么基因缺陷　　What genetic weaknesses run in your family?　　249　　00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,430　　抱歉打扰了　　Sorry to interrupt.　　250　　00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,830　　电池要没电了　　你们继续　　Battery's dying. continue.　　251　　00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,400　　基因缺陷　　对　　Uh, genetic weakness, right.　　252　　00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,060　　有一个乳糖不耐症　　Uh, there's the lactose intolerance.　　253　　00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,900　　别忘了说男性秃头　　Don't forget the male-pattern baldness.　　254　　00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,260　　他的叔叔们坐在餐桌旁的时候　　When his uncles sit around the dinner table,　　255　　00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,900　　看起来就像半盒鸡蛋摆在那　　They look like a half carton of eggs.　　256　　00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,860　　好吧　　我的叔叔们都是秃头　　不过我的婶婶艾德娜　　Okay, yeah, my uncles are bald, but my aunt edna　　257　　00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:44,230　　是你将遇见的头发最多的女人之一　　所以　　Is one of the hairiest women you'll ever meet, so...　　258　　00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,600　　漂亮女人　　Sweet lady.　　259　　00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:50,100　　每次她抱我的时候都挠我痒痒　　Always tickles when she hugs me.　　260　　00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:53,900　　又怎么了　　What now?　　261　　00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,460　　我要撒尿尿　　I have to make pee-pee.　　262　　00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,160　　我很抱歉谢尔顿的打扰　　Listen, I'm sorry about all of sheldon's interruptions.　　263　　00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:06,100　　他总是有点怪怪的　　He can be a bit of an eccentric.　　264　　00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,430　　如果"怪怪的"是指消极攻击人格[看似支持　　其实捣乱]　　If by "eccentric" you mean passive-aggressive　　265　　00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,430　　东德州的风孔　　那我倒同意　　East texas blowhole, I agree.　　266　　00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,130　　我想今晚是一个很好的开始　　I think tonight was a very good start.　　267　　00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,400　　我也觉得　　Me, too.　　268　　00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,100　　你确定你可以推迟交往　　Are you sure you're okay postponing intercourse　　269　　00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,400　　直到我们的关系度过了最初的可行性测试吗　　Until our relationship is past the initial viability test?　　270　　00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:21,800　　没问题　　No, problem.　　271　　00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,960　　我非常擅长于推迟交往　　I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse.　　272　　00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:27,200　　我想我可以打电话给你　　I guess I'll call you　　273　　00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:29,000　　然后我们再安排另外一个约会　　And we'll arrange another evening.　　274　　00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:31,260　　可以　　我相信协议指出了你至少　　Yes, I believe protocol dictates that you wait a minimum　　275　　00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,630　　要等18个小时才能打电话给我　　Of 18 hours before you call　　276　　00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,460　　这样我才不会厌恶你的猴急　　So I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness.　　277　　00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,660　　可以　　Sure.　　278　　00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:38,930　　再说一次　　你自己决定　　你是男人　　Again, it's your decision. you're the man.　　279　　00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,330　　不是我的猫　　It wasn't my cat.　　280　　00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,700　　是一个试验　　It was an experiment　　281　　00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,030　　一个薛定谔的人设计的　　Designed by this guy named schroedinger.　　282　　00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,100　　是查理·布朗动画片里面的[史努比动画片]　　From the charlie brown cartoons?　　283　　00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,200　　不是　　他是个科学家　　No, he was some kind of scientist.　　284　　00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:51,830　　我重新说一遍　　Let me start again.　　285　　00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,500　　嘿　　莱纳德　　Oh, hey, leonard.　　286　　00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,530　　你好　　Hello.　　287　　00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,530　　莱斯利　　Leslie.　　288　　00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,930　　你好　　Hi.　　289　　00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,600　　好吧　　晚安　　Okay, well, good night.　　290　　00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,830　　好吧　　晚安　　Okay, well, good night.　　291　　00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,160　　还不够劲　　That ain't gonna make your point.　　292　　00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,200　　够了　　That's enough.　　293　　00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,600　　给我电话　　Call me.　　294　　00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,600　　好的　　Right.　　295　　00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,060　　好的　　晚安　　Okay, good night.　　296　　00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:36,930　　什么　　Uh, what?　　297　　00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,700　　今天不错　　再见　　Had a great time. ciao.　　298　　00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,430　　抱歉　　我不会再去那个文艺复兴集会了　　I'm sorry, I am not going back to the renaissance fair.　　299　　00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,960　　拜托　　谢尔顿　　Come on, sheldon.　　300　　00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:50,400　　没有多少地方我可以穿杰斯特的服装[小丑]　　There's so few places I can wear my jester costume.　　301　　00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:53,330　　我才不管　　那里太多历史怪人了　　I don't care. there are far too many historical anomalies　　302　　00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,660　　不对我的胃口　　For my comfort.　　303　　00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,330　　好吧　　你看这个如何　　Okay, how about this?　　304　　00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,060　　你可以穿装扮成星际迷航的科学官　　You can go dressed as a star trek science officer　　305　　00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:03,060　　探索一个类似十六世纪地球的星球　　Exploring a planet similar to earth in the 1500s.　　306　　00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:04,860　　你是说像斯坡克那样[企业号上的科学官]　　You mean, like spock?　　307　　00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,400　　对的　　Sure.　　308　　00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:09,900　　太棒了　　Fascinating.　　309　　00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,900　　嘿　　科学家小伙们　　Hey, fellow scientists...　　310　　00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,560　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　311　　00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:19,130　　我们干嘛不移到那边去　　这样莱斯利就可以坐在一起了　　Why don't we all move over there so leslie can join us?　　312　　00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,460　　好的　　去吧　　Yeah, let's do it.　　313　　00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:28,230　　如果你很难决定去做哪边　　If you're having trouble deciding where to sit,　　314　　00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,000　　我可以建议看一下是一个土豆　　两个土豆[影片名]　　May I suggest one potato, two potato?　　315　　00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:34,000　　或者我叫它 "莱斯利·温克尔的实验性方法论"　　Or as I call it, "the leslie winkle experimental methodology."　　316　　00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,100　　别让我难做啊　　Don't make this hard for me.　　317　　00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,460　　一点也不难　　It's not hard.　　318　　00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,500　　非常简单　　你要么跟我　　It's simple. you can either sit with me,　　319　　00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,030　　你的朋友　　同事还有室友一起坐　　Your friend, colleague and roommate　　320　　00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,960　　要么跟一个你们可能一起睡过的　　Or you can sit with an overrated scientist　　321　　00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:47,230　　高估的科学家一起坐　　You might have sex with.　　322　　00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49," type="audio/mpeg" />-->