00:00:02,560　　亲爱的战友们　　Fellow warriors,　　2　　00:00:02,630 --> 00:00:04,130　　我是征服者谢耳朵　　This is sheldor the conqueror.　　3　　00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,300　　我们将要挺进阿克西多斯堡垒　　We are about to enter axidus' fortress.　　4　　00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:10,830　　这是一场持久战　　请大家做好排尿工作　　Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.　　5　　00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,800　　好的　　巴里　　我们再等等你　　All right, barry, we'll wait for you again,　　6　　00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:16,800　　不过我建议你最好去看医生了　　But you really　　should see a doctor.　　7　　00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,560　　谢耳朵暂时离开[网络用语]　　Sheldor is afk.　　8　　00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,430　　佩妮　　你好像有什么困难的样子　　Penny, are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?　　9　　00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,630　　没错　　我的门打不开了　　Yes. I can't get　　my stupid door open.　　10　　00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,230　　你有没有意识到你是正在　　You appear to have put　　your car key　　11　　00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,100　　用车钥匙开这扇门？　　In the door lock-- are you aware of that?　　12　　00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,160　　是的　　Yeah.　　13　　00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:41,660　　那好吧　　All right, then.　　14　　00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:43,830　　妈的　　Damn it,　　15　　00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:45,660　　妈的　　妈的　　妈的　　Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!　　16　　00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:49,030　　你能尽量不出声吗　　Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?　　17　　00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:52,130　　这该死的钥匙拔不出来了　　I can't get the damn key out.　　18　　00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,630　　那是肯定的　　你那扇门上的鲍尔温锁　　Well, it's not surprising-- that baldwin lock on your door　　19　　00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,260　　用的是传统的边缘齿　　Uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders,　　20　　00:00:56,330 --> 00:00:57,960　　而你那辆大众的钥匙　　Whereas the key for your volkswagen　　21　　00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,800　　用的是中间齿系统　　Uses a center cylinder system.　　22　　00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,860　　谢谢你　　谢尔顿　　Thank you, sheldon.　　23　　00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,700　　别客气　　You're welcome.　　24　　00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,800　　那你到底干嘛　　Why did you put　　25　　00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,600　　要把汽车钥匙塞到门锁里去　　Your car key in the door lock?　　26　　00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:12,630　　想知道为什么吗　　我来告诉你　　今天我有一次试镜　　Why? I'll tell you why-- because today I had an audition,　　27　　00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,100　　我跑到那儿去花了两小时　　It took me two hours　　to get there,　　28　　00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,400　　然后又等了一小时才轮到我　　I waited an hour for my turn,　　29　　00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:16,560　　而在我开始之前　　And before I could even start,　　30　　00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,160　　他们却告诉我　　They told me　　I looked too midwest　　31　　00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:19,660　　我长得太中西部化了　　For the part.　　32　　00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:21,660　　太中西部化　　这他妈的算什么意思　　Too midwest-- what the hell　　does that even mean?　　33　　00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:23,630　　在美国中西部定居的人们　　Well, the american midwest was mostly settled　　34　　00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,830　　大多都是斯堪的纳维亚和日耳曼血统的　　By scandinavian and germanic people.　　35　　00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:28,560　　他们脸部的毛发结构是很有特色的　　They have a characteristic facial bone structure...　　36　　00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,800　　我知道这是什么意思　　谢尔顿　　I know what it means, sheldon!　　37　　00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,700　　上帝啊　　我来洛杉矶已经快两年了　　God! you know, I have been in l.a. for almost two years now,　　38　　00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,960　　还没演过一出戏　　And I haven't gotten　　a single acting job.　　39　　00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,660　　我什么事业都没完成　　I've accomplished nothing, haven't gotten　　40　　00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,130　　工资也没涨　　而且有六个月没做爱了　　A raise at work, haven't　　even had sex in six months,　　41　　00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,500　　就刚才　　我在上楼梯的时候　　And just now, when I was　　walking up those stairs,　　42　　00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,130　　一只苍蝇飞进我嘴巴里　　我居然把它吃下去了　　A fly flew in my mouth　　and I ate it!　　43　　00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,360　　实际上昆虫是很多国家餐桌上的必备　　Well, actually, insects are a dietary staple in many cultures.　　44　　00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:50,930　　差不多就可以把它们看作蛋白质　　They're almost pure protein.　　45　　00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,760　　我草你娘的　　Oh, son of a bitch!　　46　　00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:57,100　　我认为是的那些冷冻食物的融化　　I believe the condensation on your frozen foods　　47　　00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,760　　削弱了你纸袋的强度　　Weakened the structural integrity of the bag.　　48　　00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:05,560　　我们还是回到你那钥匙的问题上吧　　But returning to your key conundrum,　　49　　00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:07,100　　你应该去叫一个锁匠　　Perhaps you should call a locksmith　　50　　00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,600　　-来帮你开门　　-我叫过了　　And have him　　open the door for you. I did.　　51　　00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:11,860　　他说他什么时候到就什么时候到　　He said he'll get here　　when he gets here.　　52　　00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:13,900　　你是不是因为他给你重复而无意义的回答　　And you're frustrated　　because he phrased his reply　　53　　00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,660　　-而变得如此癫狂　　-没有　　In the form of a meaningless tautology? no!　　54　　00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:19,930　　我之所以这样是因为我的人生充满了失败　　I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything　　55　　00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,260　　还有我嘴巴里有苍蝇味道　　And my breath smells like fly.　　56　　00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,400　　不哭　　There, there.　　57　　00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,560　　你想到我们的屋子里等吗　　Would you prefer to wait in our apartment?　　58　　00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:40,730　　不　　谢尔顿　　我想坐在这冰冷的地板上　　No, sheldon, I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor　　59　　00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,200　　像三岁小孩一样哭　　Sobbing like a three-year-old.　　60　　00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,100　　那好吧　　All right, then.　　61　　00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,260　　看在上帝的份上　　For heaven's sake.　　62　　00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:53,800　　我还当我掌握到挖苦的窍门了呢　　Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.　　63　　00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,900　　你随便坐　　Make yourself comfortable.　　64　　00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,960　　那里不行　　Not there.　　65　　00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,560　　谢耳朵回来了　　Sheldor is back online.　　66　　00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,430　　谢耳朵?　　Sheldor?　　67　　00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,760　　征服者　　The conqueror.　　68　　00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:02,060　　你在干嘛　　What are you doing?　　69　　00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:04,730　　暂时离开　　Afk.　　70　　00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,730　　我在玩科南时代　　一个背景是　　I'm playing age of conan,　　an online multiplayer game　　71　　00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,530　　罗伯特·E·霍华德科南野蛮时代的网络游戏　　Set in the universe of robert e. howard's conan the barbarian.　　72　　00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:18,200　　谢耳朵回来了　　Sheldor back online.　　73　　00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:19,530　　什么是"afk"　　What's "afk"?　　74　　00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,260　　Afk　　Afk.　　75　　00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:26,000　　暂时离开一下键盘　　Away from keyboard.　　76　　00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:28,060　　知晓了　　Oh, I see.　　77　　00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:31,760　　你那是代表什么意思　　What does that stand for?　　78　　00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,060　　知晓了　　Oh, I see.　　79　　00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:41,760　　我听见了　　但那是代表什么　　Yes, but what does it stand for?　　80　　00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,460　　点击那只魔化的靴子　　就能穿上了　　Now, just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.　　81　　00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:01,030　　等等啊　　我能换一种颜色吗　　Mm, I don't know-- can I see them in another color?　　82　　00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,100　　点它就是了　　Just click on them.　　83　　00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,760　　祝贺你 你现在是一个3级的战士了　　Yeah, congratulations. You are now a level-three warrior.　　84　　00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,100　　-怎么回事　　-莱纳德　　What's going on? leonard,　　guess what?　　85　　00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,130　　我是一个3级战士了　　I'm a level-three warrior.　　86　　00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,960　　很好　　Great.　　87　　00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:15,030　　你知道你门外东西掉了一地么　　Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?　　88　　00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:17,100　　知道知道知道　　Yeah, yeah, yeah. shh.　　89　　00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,560　　我只是想告诉你　　你的冰淇淋已经融化了　　I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting　　90　　00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:21,760　　而且招来了野生动物　　And it's starting to attract wildlife.　　91　　00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:23,100　　知道了　　Uh-huh, yeah.　　92　　00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,930　　我现在应该守在丛林里还是去海滩　　Do I stay in the jungle or go towards the beach?　　93　　00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,200　　无所谓　　你现在的任务是找财宝　　It doesn't matter-- right now; you're looking for treasure.　　94　　00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,460　　等等　　你去哪儿　　Wait, wait, where are you going?　　95　　00:05:31,530 --> 00:05:33,200　　不　　不　　没事　　No, no. you're okay.　　96　　00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:35,260　　如果你碰到鳄鱼　　就用靴子踢它　　If you run into crocodiles, just kick them with your boots.　　97　　00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,960　　你能告诉我怎么了吗　　You want to catch me up?　　98　　00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:42,500　　好吧　　Well, let's see, uh,　　99　　00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,330　　她尝试用车钥匙来开门　　She attempted to open her apartment with her car key　　100　　00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,660　　因为她的脸太中西部化了　　Because her face is overly midwestern, um...　　101　　00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:51,460　　她六个月没做爱了　　She hasn't had sex in six months...　　102　　00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:54,230　　还有她吃了一只苍蝇　　And she ate a fly.　　103　　00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:59,560　　真的吗　　六个月　　Seriously?　　six months?　　104　　00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:00,900　　天呐　　Oh, my god!　　105　　00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,500　　一个财宝箱　　我发财了　　A treasure chest! I'm rich!　　106　　00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:06,360　　才3级就觉得自己发财了　　Level three, and she thinks she's rich.　　107　　00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:11,560　　真是个新手　　What a newb.　　108　　00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:14,860　　好了　　Okay...　　109　　00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:16,300　　万事俱备　　We're all set.　　110　　00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,430　　开始吧　　Let her rip.　　111　　00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,930　　嗨　　Hi.　　112　　00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,560　　快看　　这只是玉米淀粉和水　　Check it out-- it's just　　corn starch and water.　　113　　00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,460　　它们组成　　They make up　　114　　00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,600　　非牛顿流体　　也就是液体　　A non-newtonian fluid, which is liquid,　　115　　00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:45,030　　但是在音箱的冲击作用下呈现固态　　But solid under the percussive action of the speaker.　　116　　00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,100　　知道它的魅力所在了吧　　That's what makes it get all funky.　　117　　00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:51,530　　好吧　　Yeah. okay.　　118　　00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,130　　听着　　我要和谢尔顿说两句　　Uh, listen, I need to talk to sheldon.　　119　　00:06:58,430 --> 00:07:01,100　　没有　　她说的就是谢尔顿　　No, that's what she said-- sheldon.　　120　　00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,130　　我在游戏里　　Okay, I'm in the game,　　121　　00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,200　　我正在托泰吉岛探险　　And I've been exploring the island of tortage,　　122　　00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,260　　但我不知道怎么通过船长护卫　　But I can't figure out how to get past the guard captain.　　123　　00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,600　　你有魔剑么　　Do you have the enchanted sword?　　124　　00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,160　　没有　　我有个铜匕首　　No, no, I have a bronze dagger.　　125　　00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,430　　你用铜匕首是打不过船长护卫的　　You can't slay the guard captain with a bronze dagger.　　126　　00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,000　　天呐　　这跟你用车钥匙　　My lord, it's like the car key　　127　　00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,560　　开公寓的门一个道理　　In your apartment door all over again.　　128　　00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:16,960　　好吧　　我怎么能得到那把剑　　All right, how do I get the sword?　　129　　00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:18,530　　你有没有去过米希拉神庙　　Well, have you been to the temple of mishra?　　130　　00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,030　　你是说山上那个　　Is that the place on the hill with　　131　　00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,960　　-门前站着好多诡异的牧师　　-不对不对　　-The weird priest in front of it? -no, no, no, it's...　　132　　00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:23,300　　我的老天　　还是给我吧　　Oh, for god's sakes, gimme.　　133　　00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,630　　谢谢　　感激不尽　　Thank you-- I really appreciate this.　　134　　00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,000　　你必须学会　　You're gonna have to learn　　135　　00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:27,230　　自己做这些事　　佩妮　　To do these things for yourself, penny.　　136　　00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:28,800　　别管我了　　赶快给我把剑搞来　　Don't patronize me-- just get the sword!　　137　　00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:33,830　　有没有搞错　　What the frack?　　138　　00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,660　　我真晕　　Beats me.　　139　　00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:37,830　　他们昨天玩了一晚上　　They were playing all last night, too.　　140　　00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:41,000　　就像那种把两个不相干的人物扯到一起的恶搞动漫　　It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.　　141　　00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,360　　就像绿巨人和薄荷佩蒂约会　　Like if hulk were dating peppermint patty.　　142　　00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,000　　我一直以为薄荷佩蒂是蕾丝边呢　　I always thought peppermint patty was a lesbian.　　143　　00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:49,000　　不　　那是玛茜　　No, that's marcie.　　144　　00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:52,260　　薄荷佩蒂只是比较运动型　　Peppermint patty's just athletic.　　145　　00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,930　　好了　　魔剑到手　　There you go-- one enchanted sword.　　146　　00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,260　　好的　　给我给我　　All right, gimme, gimme, gimme.　　147　　00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:58,160　　看我把那个船长守卫杀了的　　I want to kill the guard captain.　　148　　00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:04,260　　那个女孩真应该好好过日子　　That girl needs to get a life.　　149　　00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:17,300　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon?　　150　　00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,030　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon...　　151　　00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,660　　危险警报　　Danger! danger!　　152　　00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,260　　没事　　是我佩妮　　No danger--　　it's just me, penny.　　153　　00:08:29,330 --> 00:08:30,030　　听着　　我现在25级了　　Listen, I got to level 25　　154　　00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,860　　然后到了紫莲花沼泽对吧　　And reached purple lotus swamp, right?　　155　　00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:34,130　　你在我的卧室里　　You're in my bedroom.　　156　　00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,560　　莱纳德给了我应急钥匙　　Leonard gave me an emergency key.　　157　　00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:37,900　　我的卧室不许外人进的　　People can't be in my bedroom.　　158　　00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,000　　那我们去客厅说吧　　Well, can we go talk in the living room?　　159　　00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,230　　但我没有穿睡裤　　I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.　　160　　00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,160　　为什么　　Why not?　　161　　00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:46,000　　我把葡萄汁洒上了　　I spilled grape juice.　　162　　00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:47,890　　那就穿别的睡裤啊　　Well, wear different pajamas.　　163　　00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:50,660　　我不能穿别的睡裤　　这是我周一的睡裤　　I can't wear different pajamas--　　these are my monday pajamas.　　164　　00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,480　　佩妮　　我的卧室不许外人进的　　Penny, people cannot be in my bedroom.　　165　　00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,460　　好吧　　你就告诉我　　现在就去 黑色城堡探险是不是早了点　　Okay, fine, just tell me, is it too soon to join a quest to the black castle?　　166　　00:08:57,460 --> 00:09:00,580　　-有人邀请你去黑色城堡探险么　　-没错　　-You were invited on a quest to the black castle? -yeah, yeah.　　167　　00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:01,790　　布达佩斯的几个人找我去的　　By some guys in budapest.　　168　　00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,760　　我就是不太确定我的人物该不该去　　I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character.　　169　　00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:07,790　　当然不该　　你才 25级　　Of course it's not--　　you're only a level 25.　　170　　00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,830　　这些匈牙利人 他们把你当龙的诱饵　　These hungarians, they're just using you for dragon fodder.　　171　　00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:15,790　　真的么　　我怎么就信了 那群匈牙利蛮夷的呢　　Really? boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of hungarian barbarians.　　172　　00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:21,070　　拜托　　佩妮　　够了 我得睡觉了　　Please, penny, enough. I have to sleep.　　173　　00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,970　　好吧　　你真强 谢谢　　Okay, well, you were great. Thanks.　　174　　00:09:27,890 --> 00:09:32,360　　莱纳德　　不要进谢尔顿的房间 他没穿睡裤　　Oh. hey, leonard. listen,　　don't go in sheldon's room he's not wearing bottoms.　　175　　00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,890　　谢尔顿　　你愿意再提示我一下么　　Sheldon, you want　　to catch me up again?　　176　　00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,840　　我今天很忙　　People, I am very busy today.　　177　　00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:47,340　　我知道　　盖博豪斯博士　　I realize that, dr. gablehauser,　　178　　00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,300　　但作为系主任　　But it is your job, as　　head of the department,　　179　　00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,480　　协调不同院系的矛盾是你的工作　　To mediate all interdepartmental disputes.　　180　　00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,990　　学校工作手册 第四章　　第二节　　University policy manual, chapter Four, Subsection Two:　　181　　00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,870　　"协调院系间的矛盾"　　"mediation of interdepartmental disputes."　　182　　00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,900　　好吧　　Fine.　　183　　00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,070　　温克尔博士　　Dr. winkle, what colorful name　　184　　00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:03,490　　这次你又给库珀博士取什么外号了　　Did you call dr. cooper this time?　　185　　00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,240　　傻蛋博士　　Dr. dumb-ass.　　186　　00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,300　　库珀博士　　温克尔博士道歉了　　Dr. cooper, dr. winkle apologizes.　　187　　00:10: 10,300 --> 00:10:12,080　　-不　　我没有　　-不　　她没有　　No, I don't. no, she doesn't.　　188　　00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,500　　问题是这样　　Here's the problem.　　189　　00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,370　　我很明确地做了登记　　I was clearly signed up　　190　　00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,770　　来使用博克曼实验室204室的主机　　To use the mainframe in buckman 204,　　191　　00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,470　　而温克尔博士却粗暴地　　And dr. winkle just wantonly　　192　　00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,940　　把它们都撕了下来　　Ripped the sign-up sheet off the wall.　　193　　00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,040　　那甚至都不是正式的登记表格　　It wasn't even an official sign-up sheet.　　194　　00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,740　　他自己打印出来　　He printed it himself, and he put his name down　　195　　00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,270　　在每一个机位都写上自己的名字　　使用六个月　　On every slot for the next six months.　　196　　00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:29,310　　如果保证学校的资源 不被浪费在　　If it is a crime to ensure that the university's resources　　197　　00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:32,300　　追逐亚原子界的野鹅敢死队　　是有罪的话　　Are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese,　　198　　00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,470　　那么我承认我错了　　Then I plead guilty.　　199　　00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,860　　-佩妮! -你要接那个电话么　　库珀博士　　-Oh, penny! -do you need To get that, dr. cooper?　　200　　00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:42,640　　-才不　　-别关机啊　　-God, no. -Well, don't turn it off,　　201　　00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,100　　你可能会错过诺贝尔委员会　　You might miss your call from the nobel committee　　202　　00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:46,400　　提名你为年度荣誉傻蛋　　Letting you know you've been nominated　　203　　00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,700　　的通知　　As dumb-ass laureate of the year.　　204　　00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:51,000　　是么　　Oh, yeah? well...　　205　　00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,740　　那你连提名都不会被提名　　You wouldn't even be nominated.　　206　　00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,740　　盖博豪斯博士　　我需要运行　　Dr. gablehauser,　　I have a series　　207　　00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,670　　一系列重要的模拟和计算　　Of important calculations　　and simulations to run.　　208　　00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,270　　而她只是简化一些毫无关系的数据　　All she's doing is reducing irrelevant data　　209　　00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:04,540　　然后嘲笑　　And making a mock...　　210　　00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,870　　抱歉　　Excuse me.　　211　　00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:07,420　　盖博豪斯　　Gablehauser.　　212　　00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,380　　打给你的　　It's for you.　　213　　00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:14,800　　喂　　Hello?　　214　　00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,330　　佩妮　　现在不方便说话　　Penny, this is not a good time.　　215　　00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:22,390　　不　　我跟你说过 你还不能去焚灵圣殿　　No, I told you, you're not prepared for the sanctum of burning souls.　　216　　00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,800　　你得组个至少5人的队去　　You need to be in a group of at least five for that quest　　217　　00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,460　　1个35级的医师　　And one should be a level 35 healer.　　218　　00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,910　　佩妮　　我不能上线帮你　　Penny, I can't log on and help you.　　219　　00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,650　　等我回家再说　　We'll talk when I get home.　　220　　00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,140　　我没沉迷网游　　对吧　　I'm not getting the computing time, am i?　　221　　00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:43,100　　傻蛋　　Dumb-ass.　　222　　00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:50,890　　莱纳德　　你得想办法解决佩妮　　Leonard, you have to do something about penny.　　223　　00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:52,350　　她妨碍我睡觉　　She is interfering with my sleep,　　224　　00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:53,760　　她妨碍我工作　　She's interfering with my work,　　225　　00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,530　　我生活中要是还有其他重要面　　And if I had another significant aspect of my life,　　226　　00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:58,190　　我肯定她也会参一脚　　I'm sure she'd be interfering with that, too.　　227　　00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,010　　为什么要我想办法　　Why should I do something?　　228　　00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,540　　-是你教她网游的　　-没错　　You're the one who introduced　　her to online gaming. yes,　　229　　00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:07,100　　但她刚搬来时　　是你去招惹她的　　But you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in.　　230　　00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,040　　要是你当时克制自己　　If you'd simply restrained yourself,　　231　　00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,260　　就不会发生这些事了　　None of this would be happening.　　232　　00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:14,190　　干嘛不直接跟她说别烦你　　Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?　　233　　00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,920　　我跟她说了　　I did, I told her,　　234　　00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,550　　我发信息给她　　我发了个斩钉截铁的Twitter邮件[即时信息]　　I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic twitter.　　235　　00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,570　　就连我的Facebook状态都改成　　I even changed my facebook status to　　236　　00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,830　　希望佩妮勿扰的谢尔顿·库珀　　"sheldon cooper wishes penny would leave him alone."　　237　　00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:23,930　　我不知道还能怎么办　　I don't know what else to do.　　238　　00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,230　　那我又能做什么　　Well, what am I supposed to do?　　239　　00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,190　　我不知道　　但如果你不想点主意　　I don't know, but if you don't figure something out,　　240　　00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:32,340　　我警告你　　我会变得相当难相处　　I warn you, I shall become very difficult to live with.　　241　　00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:36,760　　你是说直到现在　　我们都体验着　　You mean up until now we've been experiencing　　242　　00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,290　　快乐　　祥和的谢尔顿　　The happy, fun-time Sheldon?　　243　　00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,210　　-没错　　-我这就跟她谈　　Yes. I'll go talk to her.　　244　　00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,040　　不　　德国佬　　我要你帮我防侧面　　No, fritz, I need you on my flank.　　245　　00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,660　　不　　我不会说德语　　No, I don't know german.　　246　　00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,030　　侧面　　侧面[伪德语]　　Flankenzei, flankenzei.　　247　　00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,080　　-佩妮　　-忙呢　　Hey, Penny.Busy.　　248　　00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,210　　我看到了　　Yeah, I see that.　　249　　00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,630　　你不是要上班吗　　Shouldn't you be at work?　　250　　00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:58,700　　我周一不上班　　I don't work on mondays.　　251　　00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,640　　今天是周四　　It's thursday.　　252　　00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,650　　这样的　　佩妮　　Listen, Penny...　　253　　00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,760　　珀涅罗珀女王[奥德赛的妻子]　　暂时离开　　Queen penelope, afk.　　254　　00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,050　　干嘛　　What...?　　255　　00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,280　　是这样的　　Here's the thing.　　256　　00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,480　　有时候　　有些人　　好人　　Sometimes people, good people,　　257　　00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,920　　他们开始玩网游　　Yeah, they start playing these games　　258　　00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,600　　然后发现自己　　And they find themselves--　　259　　00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,410　　非自己过失　　不知不觉地　　Through no fault of their own--　　260　　00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,520　　有点　　上瘾了　　You know, kind of...addicted.　　261　　00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,150　　明白　　我快升级了　　Yeah, get to the point.I'm about to level up here.　　262　　00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,050　　只是如果一个人　　It's just if a person doesn't have　　263　　00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,850　　在现实生活中缺乏成就感　　A sense of achievement in their real life,　　264　　00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,740　　就很容易在虚拟世界迷失自我　　It's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world　　265　　00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,880　　他们在那只能得到假的成就感　　Where they can get a false sense of accomplishment.　　266　　00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,320　　对　　唏哩哗啦　　好了　　小子们　　Yeah, jabber, jabber, jabber.okay, boys,　　267　　00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,610　　珀涅罗珀女王归队了　　Queen penelope's back online.　　268　　00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,820　　佩妮　　你　　Penny, you've got...　　269　　00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,120　　头发上有奇多[一种零食]　　Cheetos in your hair.　　270　　00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,530　　谢谢　　Oh. thanks.　　271　　00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,480　　佩妮　　又是我　　莱纳德　　Hey, Penny, it's me again, Leonard.　　272　　00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,310　　莱纳德　　我说了没时间　　Leonard, I said not now.　　273　　00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:04,490　　我知道　　我只是有点担心你　　I know, I'm just a little concerned about you.　　274　　00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,770　　我说了没时间　　I said not now!　　275　　00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,270　　好吧　　以后说吧　　Okay, maybe later.　　276　　00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,830　　伙计们　　Hey, guys.　　277　　00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,150　　他怎么了　　Hey, what's with him?　　278　　00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,150　　佩妮晚上一直烦他　　Penny's been keeping him up at night.　　279　　00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,450　　我也是　　Me, too.　　280　　00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,730　　但用另一种方式　　But probably in a different way.　　281　　00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:27,340　　她迷上柯南时代　　She's gotten really hooked on age of conan.　　282　　00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,570　　一直在玩　　没停过　　She's playing nonstop.　　283　　00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,600　　对　　沉溺网游　　Ah, yes, online gaming addiction.　　284　　00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,810　　没什么比　　There's nothing worse than having　　285　　00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:34,530　　被多玩家高手追在后面更糟的　　That multi-player monkey on your back.　　286　　00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,180　　谢尔顿　　醒醒　　Sheldon, wake up!　　287　　00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,640　　危险　　危险　　Danger! danger!　　288　　00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:41,790　　中午好　　男士们　　Afternoon, men.　　289　　00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,300　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　290　　00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,660　　行啊　　Oh, yeah?　　291　　00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,200　　你想通过把我从成人男性里排除　　Well, your attempt at juvenilizing me　　292　　00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,540　　抑制我成长　　只是　　By excluding me from the set of adult males, just...　　293　　00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,090　　我累得吵不出来了　　Oh, I'm too tired to do this.　　294　　00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,150　　对　　我听说你通宵和 中土大陆娃娃夜战　　Right.I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with middle earth barbie.　　295　　00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,490　　她跑到我房间里　　She comes into my room.　　296　　00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,260　　没人能随便进我房间　　No one's supposed to be in my room.　　297　　00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:04,370　　我觉得她只是逃到网络世界　　I would postulate that she's escaping into the online world　　298　　00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,350　　以弥补她的性挫折　　To compensate for her sexual frustration.　　299　　00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:07,430　　我也是这样　　I do that, too.　　300　　00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,220　　但用另一种方式　　But probably in a different way.　　301　　00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,880　　不是这样的　　莱斯利　　That's not what she's doing, Leslie.　　302　　00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,050　　她只是想拾回她的自尊心　　She's just trying to shore up her self-esteem.　　303　　00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,280　　跟性没关系　　It has nothing to do with sex.　　304　　00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,770　　任何事物都和性有关　　Everything has to do with sex.　　305　　00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,060　　正确　　Mm, testify.　　306　　00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,230　　我不会碰它的　　I'm not touching that.　　307　　00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,570　　莱斯利　　你扯太远了　　Leslie, you are way off base here.　　308　　00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:35,000　　等等　　莱纳德 虽然我藐视莱斯利的科学家身份　　Hang on, leonard. While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist　　309　　00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,680　　或者做人这点　　Or a human being,for that matter,　　310　　00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:41,950　　我们必须 承认她在滥交和随便的性爱领域中　　We have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields　　311　　00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:44,700　　不可否认的经验　　Of promiscuity and general sluttiness.　　312　　00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,730　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　313　　00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,840　　我是说那个小叮当[小飞侠里面的小精灵]只是需要一点慰藉　　My point is that tinker bell just needs to get her some.　　314　　00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:54,310　　一些什么 哦　　知道了　　一些性事　　Some what? Oh, yes, some sexual intercourse.　　315　　00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,640　　我主动献身　　I'll take the bullet.　　316　　00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,700　　不好意思　　这主意太馊了　　Excuse me, this whole idea is insane.　　317　　00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,770　　别争了　　我准备采取行动了　　Enough debate, I'm going to take action.　　318　　00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,240　　打扰一下　　Excuse me.　　319　　00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:10,370　　你目前有固定性关系吗　　Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?　　320　　00:16:10,440 --> 00" type="audio/mpeg" />-->