00:00:02,300　　看啊　　开始放《土星3号》了　　Oh, look,　　Saturn 3 is on.　　2　　00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,630　　我不想看《土星3号》　　I don't want to watch　　Saturn 3.　　3　　00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:05,030　　《深空9号》比这好多了　　Deep Space Nine is better.　　4　　00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:08,800　　《深空9号》怎么可能比得过《土星三号》　　How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?　　5　　00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:12,560　　你算一算就知道9比3大6　　Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better.　　6　　00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,460　　折衷一下吧 看《巴比伦5号》　　Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.　　7　　00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:20,530　　你凭什么认为这是折衷的办法　　In what sense is that a compromise?　　8　　00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,230　　5是在3和...　　当我没说　　Well, five is partway between three... Never mind.　　9　　00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,360　　不如这样吧　　I'll tell you what.　　10　　00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:28,060　　我们石头剪刀布决定　　How about we go rock-paper-scissors?　　11　　00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:29,300　　我看这样不行　　Ooh, I don't think so.　　12　　00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,130　　大量的实例研究表明　　Anecdotal evidence suggests　　13　　00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,730　　在石头剪刀布中　　that in the game of rock-paper-scissors,　　14　　00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,100　　如果让互相熟悉的玩家进行一定局数的游戏　　players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time　　15　　00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,530　　那么其中有百分之75到80是打平的　　due to the limited number of outcomes.　　16　　00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,900　　我推荐玩石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克[星际旅行3里的人物]　　I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.　　17　　00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:44,530　　什么　　What?　　18　　00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,330　　非常简单的　　It's very simple.　　19　　00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,900　　剪刀剪布　　布包石头　　Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock.　　20　　00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,260　　石头砸死蜥蜴　　Rock crushes lizard.　　21　　00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:51,530　　蜥蜴毒死史波克　　Lizard poisons Spock.　　22　　00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,430　　史波克踩碎剪刀　　剪刀将蜥蜴斩首　　Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard.　　23　　00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,960　　蜥蜴吃掉纸[同义布]　　论文[同义布]证明史波克不存在　　Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock.　　24　　00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:58,700　　史波克把石头融化　　Spock vaporizes rock.　　25　　00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,860　　最后和以前一样　　石头敲坏剪刀　　And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.　　26　　00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,500　　好　　我明白了　　Okay, I think I got it.　　27　　00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,500　　石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克　　Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock!　　28　　00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,930　　孩子们好　　Hello, boys.　　29　　00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,830　　这位兄台好　　Ahoy, matey.　　30　　00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,960　　注意到我的眼罩了是吗　　Noticed the eye patch, did you?　　31　　00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:28,060　　这是一个我最近正在研究的　　It's all part of a technique I've been studying　　32　　00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,660　　勾搭女人的新技术　　for picking up women.　　33　　00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:31,460　　只需使用一个显示屏　　You employ a visual display　　34　　00:01:31,530 --> 00:01:33,300　　就可以为你设计出一套　　designed to make yourself　　35　　00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,300　　与众不同夺人眼球的造型　　distinctive and memorable.　　36　　00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,930　　是啊　　就像是雄孔雀那漂亮的羽毛　　Oh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage　　37　　00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,530　　或者像发情的狒狒那饱满的臀部　　or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.　　38　　00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:46,360　　或者就像是得了红眼病的犹太小男孩　　Or in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with pinkeye.　　39　　00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:49,060　　随便你怎么笑我　　但这真招的很有用　　Mock me if you will, but it works.　　40　　00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:51,130　　你可以穿着奇装异服进入一个派对　　You show up at a club in something distinctive,　　41　　00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,860　　搜索目标　　然后向她发起消极攻势　　scope out your target and toss out some negs.　　42　　00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:54,860　　什么是消极攻势　　What are negs?　　43　　00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:56,330　　消极攻势就是给她一些消极的评价　　A neg is a negative compliment　　44　　00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,300　　好让她不要凌驾于你之上　　that throws a pretty woman off her game,　　45　　00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,700　　举个例子　　一般我对大牙齿很没爱　　like "Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth,　　46　　00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,530　　但在你嘴里就显得很可爱　　but on you, they work."　　47　　00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,660　　这样的台词我有一箩筐　　谁想做我的泡妞搭档　　I got a whole list of 'em. Who wants to be my wingman?　　48　　00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:09,000　　你不需要搭档　　You're not gonna need wingman.　　49　　00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,860　　我看你是需要去看病　　You're gonna need a paramedic.　　50　　00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:13,800　　霍华德　　你的小摩托挡住我的车了　　Howard, your scooter's blocking my car.　　51　　00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,700　　啊呀　　你又得红眼病了?　　Aw, did you get pinkeye again?　　52　　00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:21,660　　首先　　她注意到我的眼罩了　　Step one: she notices the eye patch.　　53　　00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:24,030　　恕我直言　　佩妮　　May I say, Penny,　　54　　00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:27,000　　一般头发如此恶心的女人们　　not a lot of women could look as hot as you do　　55　　00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:29,160　　是没你这么漂亮的　　with such greasy hair?　　56　　00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,130　　快去把你那辆破摩托挪开　　Yeah, just move your stupid scooter　　57　　00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,500　　否则我就去把它扔进垃圾箱　　before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster.　　58　　00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,530　　疼　　Ow.　　59　　00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:15,600　　不好意思　　在我还没看《克隆战争》这部电影之前　　I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch The Clone Wars TV series　　60　　00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:18,830　　我是不会去看《克隆战争》的电视剧的　　until I've seen　　The e Clone Wars movie.　　61　　00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,660　　我想根据乔治·卢卡斯拍片的顺序　　I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me　　62　　00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:23,330　　来欣赏他的烂作　　in the order he intended.　　63　　00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,200　　但我现在就想看这个　　Well, I want to watch it now.　　64　　00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:29,160　　那我认为我们又迎来了一个典型的　　Then I believe we've arrived at another quintessential　　65　　00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:32,400　　石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克游戏时刻　　rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock moment.　　66　　00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:39,730　　随便你看什么　　Watch whatever you want.　　67　　00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:41,930　　你有一套啊　　I saw what you did there.　　68　　00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,460　　怎么说　　What'd I do?　　69　　00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:51,500　　喂　　霍华德　　Hello. Hey, Howard.　　70　　00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,730　　怎么了　　What's wrong?　　71　　00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:56,030　　好好　　我们马上就来　　Okay. Okay, we'll be right there.　　72　　00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,200　　什么事　　What happened?　　73　　00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,260　　霍华德说他在火星漫步者实验室　　碰到了点麻烦　　Howard's at the Mars Rover lab. He says he's in trouble.　　74　　00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:01,330　　安全等级5　　Defcon 5.　　75　　00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,800　　安全等级5?　　Defcon 5?　　76　　00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:05,400　　那就没必要这么急了　　Well, there's no need to rush.　　77　　00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:06,560　　什么　　What?　　78　　00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,200　　等级5是和平时期的协议　　没危险　　Defcon 5 means "no danger."　　79　　00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:10,400　　等级1才是紧急情况　　Defcon 1 is a crisis.　　80　　00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,560　　5怎么可能没1差　　How can 5 not be worse than 1?　　81　　00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:16,300　　就是啊　　《星际旅行5》　　比1差　　Yeah, Star Trek V worse than I.　　82　　00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,900　　首先　　你比较的是质量　　Okay, first of all, that's a comparison of quality,　　83　　00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,260　　而不是紧急程度　　not intensity.　　84　　00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:22,730　　第二　　《星际旅行1》和《星际旅行5》相比　　Secondly, Star Trek I is orders-of-magnitude worse　　85　　00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,430　　简直就是老鼠比大象　　than Star Trek V.　　86　　00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,860　　你在开什么玩笑　　《星际旅行5》已经成为　　Are you joking?　　Star Trek V is the standard　　87　　00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:28,900　　劣质品测量的标杆　　against which all badness is measured.　　88　　00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,060　　不　　不　　No, no.　　89　　00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:32,600　　《星际旅行5》差就差在　　Star Trek V has specific failures　　90　　00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:33,860　　编剧和导演　　in writing and direction,　　91　　00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:35,530　　而《星际旅行1》完全就是一无是处　　while Star Trek I fails across the board:　　92　　00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,330　　艺术指导　　服装　　音乐　　音响效果　　art direction, costuming, music, sound editing.　　93　　00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,660　　就当我没说什么安全等级好吗　　我们快走　　Can we just forget I said Defcon and go?　　94　　00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:46,130　　《星际旅行5》　　Star Trek V.　　95　　00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:49,060　　至少你也应该承认　　All right, will you at least stipulate　　96　　00:04:49,130 --> 00:04:52,130　　《星际旅行4：抢救未来》毫无疑问是最好的吧　　that Star Trek IV:　　The Voyage Home is inarguably the best?　　97　　00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,330　　我给你5个字　　I have three words for you:　　98　　00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,830　　《天汗的愤怒》[星际之旅2]　　Wrath of Khan.　　99　　00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,830　　感谢上帝你们来了　　Oh, thank God, you're here.　　100　　00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,060　　有什么急事　　What's the emergency?　　101　　00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:02,330　　火星漫步者被卡在沟里了　　I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch.　　102　　00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:03,460　　哪里　　Where?　　103　　00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:05,630　　贝克斯菲尔德城外一条人迹罕至的公路　　On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield.　　104　　00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:07,530　　要不然还能在哪　　当然是火星!　　Where do you think? On Mars!　　105　　00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,230　　霍华德　　出什么事了　　Howard, is everything okay?　　106　　00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:12,730　　宝贝　　我马上进去　　Yeah, baby, I'll be right in.　　107　　00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:16,890　　你把一个姑娘带到火星探测器的控制室?　　You brought a girl to the Mars Rover control room?　　108　　00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,230　　我在一个酒吧碰到她的　　她是个医生　　Yeah, I picked her up in the bar. She's a doctor.　　109　　00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:21,060　　只要一剂免费的钡剂[灌肠用]　　One free barium enema,　　110　　00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,430　　我妈根本不会在乎她是不是犹太人　　and my mother won't care she's not Jewish.　　111　　00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,560　　等一下　　Wait a minute.　　112　　00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:27,530　　那么说眼罩及人格侮辱这招管用了?　　So the eye patch and e insults worked?　　113　　00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:29,890　　不　　那里还有三个人也带着眼罩　　No, there were three other guys with eye patches.　　114　　00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,190　　彻底的失败　　It was a fiasco.　　115　　00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:35,260　　管用的是这句话:　　What did work was, "How'd you like to visit　　116　　00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:36,690　　"愿不愿意去个秘密政府部门看看?"　　a secret government facility?"　　117　　00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,860　　那你要我们现在做什么呢　　So what exactly do you want us to do?　　118　　00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:41,090　　你和拉杰帮我把火星探测器从沟里拖出来　　I need you and Raj to help me get the Rover out of the ditch　　119　　00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,390　　而你要在任何人发现斯蒂芬妮之前　　and I need you to get Stephanie out　　120　　00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:43,460　　帮我把她带走　　before somebody notices she's here.　　121　　00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:45,030　　实际上我偷偷带她进来的　　She doesn't exactly have clearance.　　122　　00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:47,760　　真的么?　　难道他们不让从下等酒馆来的　　Really? They don't let strange women from honky-tonks come in　　123　　00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:49,990　　陌生女人来玩在遥远星球上　　and play with $200 million government projects　　124　　00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,190　　2亿美金的政府项目么?　　on distant planets?　　125　　00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:53,860　　我知道我很坏　　她可能给我一巴掌　　Yes, I was bad. Maybe she'll spank me.　　126　　00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:55,390　　我们能回到问题上来了么?　　Can we please move on?　　127　　00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,590　　霍华德　　时间不早了　　Hey, Howard, you know, it's getting late,　　128　　00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:00,760　　我到底还开不开得上车?　　so do I get to drive this thing or what?　　129　　00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:03,630　　对不起　　出了点紧急情况　　Yeah. No. I'm sorry, but something's come up.　　130　　00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,630　　我是说火星漫步者　　火星漫步者　　Kind of a Mars Rover... Mars Rover　　131　　00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:10,990　　呼叫霍华德　　can Howard come over...　　132　　00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,860　　的状况　　situation.　　133　　00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:17,530　　我朋友莱纳德会带你回家的　　So my friend Leonard is gonna take you home.　　134　　00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:20,190　　走吧　　好朋友莱纳德　　Oh, okay. Let's go, friend Leonard.　　135　　00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:22,230　　回头打电话给你　　I'll call ya.　　136　　00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:24,290　　你也是像霍华德一样的科学家么?　　Yeah. So are you a scientist like Howard?　　137　　00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,690　　没有科学家像霍华德那样　　No one's a scientist like Howard.　　138　　00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,860　　我妈肯定会很喜欢她　　My mother is so gonna love her.　　139　　00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:32,530　　多好啊　　没准她们可以一起搭车　　How nice. Maybe they can carpool　　140　　00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,130　　去联邦监狱看你　　when they visit you in federal prison.　　141　　00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,060　　对不起　　打断你的话了　　I'm sorry. I totally interrupted you.　　142　　00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,460　　啊?　　我们刚才说到哪了?　　What, what, what were you saying?　　143　　00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,060　　说霍华德是个非常好的人　　Just said Howard's a terrific guy.　　144　　00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,230　　他很有幽默感　　He's got a great sense of humor.　　145　　00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:53,860　　他很爱他的妈妈　　He loves his mother...　　146　　00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,130　　非常　　a lot.　　147　　00:06:55,190 --> 00:06:56,890　　大家都说爱得有点过了　　People say "too much."　　148　　00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,790　　你真是个忠实的好朋友　　I really like that you're such a loyal friend.　　149　　00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,590　　没错　　Yeah, I am loyal.　　150　　00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:04,390　　如果从全局来看的话　　You know, if you look at the big picture.　　151　　00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,690　　仅仅是出于好奇　　Out of curiosity,　　152　　00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,430　　他有很吸引你么?　　did he ever have a shot with you?　　153　　00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:13,430　　你疯了么　　Are you insane?　　154　　00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:15,960　　他带着个眼罩　　The guy was wearing an eye patch.　　155　　00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:17,330　　那你为什么...　　Then why did you...?　　156　　00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:20,830　　他说我可以在火星上开车　　He said that I cou drive a car on Mars.　　157　　00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,960　　哦了　　Got it.　　158　　00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,260　　我以后还能再见你吗　　So, can I see you again?　　159　　00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,660　　你这就见不到我了　　闭眼　　You're not gonna see me now.　　160　　00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:34,690　　不错　　Cool.　　161　　00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,760　　有什么发现么　　Anything?　　162　　00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:43,460　　事实上我在查邮件　　Actually, I was just checking my e-mail.　　163　　00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:47,830　　不过漫步者没有消息返回　　But, uh, no, the Rover is not responding.　　164　　00:07:47,890 --> 00:07:49,830　　我有个很恰当的比喻　　I believe the appropriate metaphor here　　165　　00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:51,360　　一艘没有推进设备的　　involves a river of excrement　　166　　00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,060　　美国土著的轮船　　and a Native American water vessel　　167　　00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:55,660　　驶进了便便河　　without any means of propulsion.　　168　　00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:56,630　　拜托　　Hang on.　　169　　00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,260　　肯定会有办法的　　There's got to be other options.　　170　　00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:00,760　　你可以给美国汽车协会打电话　　You could try calling Triple-A.　　171　　00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,760　　不过根据美国国家航空航天管理局最近的日程安排　　But based on NASA's latest timetable,　　172　　00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,730　　他们35年后才会到那　　they won't get there for 35 years.　　173　　00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,730　　而且他们到的时候　　Plus I understand you have to be standing　　174　　00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:10,490　　你必须在现场　　带着你的会员卡　　next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive.　　175　　00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,730　　惨咯　　Oh, snap.　　176　　00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:15,030　　按什么? [snap也有按钮的意思]　　Snap what?　　177　　00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:17,430　　好吧　　看来我们得进行B计划了　　Okay, I guess we have to turn to Plan B.　　178　　00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:18,690　　什么是B计划　　What's Plan B?　　179　　00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,290　　格式化所有硬盘　　清除监控录像　　Erase all the hard drives, scrap the surveillance tapes,　　180　　00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,090　　擦掉我们留下的所有指纹后逃跑　　wipe our fingerprints off every surface and run.　　181　　00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,990　　为什么这不是A计划　　Why wasn'that Plan A?　　182　　00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:30,730　　美国国家航空航天管理局发言人指出由于数据的损失　　A NASA spokesman states that due to the loss of data,　　183　　00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:35,490　　他们可能无法找出火星漫步者 发生故障的原因　　they will most likely be unable to determine the cause of the Mars Rover's malfunction.　　184　　00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,290　　人类对于火星的探索　　这种令人失望的结果　　This is not the first time an exploratory mission to Mars　　185　　00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,590　　已经不是第一次了　　has ended in disappointment.　　186　　00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:42,830　　幸亏我们选了B计划　　Thank God for Plan B.　　187　　00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,090　　霍华德　　你不是说过你在研究火星漫步者么　　Howard, didn't you say you worked on the Mars Rover?　　188　　00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,630　　没有　　你搞错了　　No, you're mistaken.　　189　　00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:50,490　　我第一次见你那天 你说如果我和你约会　　Yeah, when we first met, you said that if I went out with you,　　190　　00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,390　　我就能在火星上开车　　I could drive a car on Mars.　　191　　00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:57,860　　我不知道你在说什么　　I don't know what you're talking about.　　192　　00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,190　　大家不好意思　　Will you all excuse me?　　193　　00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:03,490　　莱纳德正悄悄给我打手势　　Leonard is subtly signaling　　194　　00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,030　　示意我要和我私下谈谈　　that he'd like to talk to me in private.　　195　　00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:09,830　　不会啊　　我记得很清楚　　No. Yeah, I remember specifically.　　196　　00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:11,760　　你最开始问我是不是从火星来的　　You started by asking if I was from Mars　　197　　00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:15,060　　理由是我的屁股真的很翘　　because my ass was out of this world.　　198　　00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:19,660　　是挺像我的风格　　不过不是　　Well, that does sound like me, but no.　　199　　00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,990　　有问题灭　　Is there some problem?　　200　　00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,160　　对　　Yeah.　　201　　00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,190　　我得出去一小会　　Listen, I have to kinda sneak out for a while.　　202　　00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,760　　好吧　　拜拜　　All right, good-bye.　　203　　00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,660　　等下　　No, wait!　　204　　00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,930　　如果有人问你我去哪了　　你就说不知道　　If anyone asks you where I went, you don't know.　　205　　00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:33,930　　你要去哪　　Where ARE you going?　　206　　00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,490　　我不能告诉你　　I can't tell you that.　　207　　00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,990　　谁会问我　　Who would ask me?　　208　　00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:41,160　　那个我也不能说　　I can't tell you that, either.　　209　　00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:43,290　　你叫我进来通知我　　So you brought me in here to inform me　　210　　00:09:43,360 --> 00:09: 45,060　　你不能告诉我你去哪　　that you can't tell me where you're going　　211　　00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,920　　也不能告诉我谁会问起你去哪儿　　and you can't tell me who might ask?　　212　　00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:52,190　　是的　　是我考虑不周到　　Yeah, I really didn't think this through.　　213　　00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,560　　莱纳德　　等下　　Leonard, a moment.　　214　　00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,120　　怎么了　　What?　　215　　00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:59,060　　如有人...当然　　还不确定是谁　　If someone-- and of course, we don't know who this would be--　　216　　00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,220　　问你去哪了　　我该怎么回答　　does ask where you've gone, what should I say?　　217　　00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,620　　我不知道　　就说我去办公室了　　I don't know. Just tell 'em I went to the office.　　218　　00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,560　　-你要去办公室　　-不　　Are you going to the office? No.　　219　　00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,560　　那我怎么能理直气壮地说　　Then how can I say it convincingly?　　220　　00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,920　　就说"莱纳德去办公室了"　　Just say, "Leonard went to the office."　　221　　00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:14,320　　好的　　莱纳德去办公室了　　All right. Leonard went to the office.　　222　　00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,290　　那是...　　不　　不是这样　　What is...? No, not like that!　　223　　00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,720　　就说"莱纳德去办公室了"　　Just, "Leonard went to the office."　　224　　00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,120　　你要只告诉我你要去办公室　　This would have worked out a lot better　　225　　00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,220　　就好办多了　　if you'd just told me you were going to the office.　　226　　00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,590　　我要去办公室了　　I'm going to the office.　　227　　00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,390　　看到没　　为什么我不信你　　See? Why don't I believe you?　　228　　00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,790　　我要出去会　　I'm going out for a while.　　229　　00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,660　　好的　　Okay.　　230　　00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:50,920　　没人想知道他去哪了吗　　Doesn't anyone want to know where he's going?　　231　　00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:54,260　　好的　　他去哪了　　Okay, where is he going?　　232　　00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,620　　莱纳德去办公室了　　Leonard is going to the office.　　233　　00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,460　　今天工作如何　　So how was work today?　　234　　00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,990　　忙碌　　Busy.　　235　　00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,590　　切除了个阑尾　　胆囊　　I removed an appendix, a gall bladder　　236　　00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,670　　还有一尺半的肠子　　and about a foot and a half of bowel.　　237　　00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:22,390　　希望是三个不同的老兄　　I'm hoping that's three different guys.　　238　　00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,990　　不是　　就一个人　　No, just the one.　　239　　00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,160　　他没活下来　　He didn't make it.　　240　　00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:30,890　　你今天过得怎么样　　So, how was your day?　　241　　00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,760　　我是个物理学家　　所以...　　Oh, you know, I'm a physicist, so...　　242　　00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:36,290　　我思考　　I thought about stuff.　　243　　00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,960　　就这些　　That's it?　　244　　00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,560　　其中的一些我记下来了　　Well, I wrote some of it down.　　245　　00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:43,160　　吃饱了吗　　Are you done eating?　　246　　00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,190　　-饱了　　-很好　　Uh, yeah. Oh, good.　　247　　00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,990　　早知道你在等着　　If I knew you were waiting,　　248　　00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,420　　面条不嚼我就咽了　　I would've swallowed that lasagna whole.　　249　　00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,820　　斯蒂芬妮·巴奈特医生家　　You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett.　　250　　00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,990　　请留言　　Leave a message.　　251　　00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,490　　斯蒂芬妮　　Hey, Steph,　　252　　00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,520　　又是我　　霍华德　　it's me again, Howard.　　253　　00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,060　　如你周五有空　　Listen, if you're free Friday,　　254　　00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,860　　可来我家吃点东西　　maybe we could have a little something to eat at my place.　　255　　00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,260　　我妈做的牛腩特别好吃　　My mom cooks a hell of a brisket.　　256　　00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,090　　通知我　　Let me know.　　257　　00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,590　　我是霍华德　　It's Howard.　　258　　00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:15,990　　我吃过她做的牛腩　　入口即化　　I've had her brisket. Melts in your mouth.　　259　　00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,020　　或许我们该去卧室　　Maybe we should think about going to the bedroom.　　260　　00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,260　　好主意　　That's a good idea.　　261　　00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,090　　那有床　　我非常...　　There's a bed in there, and I'm very...　　262　　00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,120　　非常　　非常喜欢床　　very, very pro-bed.　　263　　00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:33,260　　斯蒂芬妮·巴奈特医生家　　You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett.　　264　　00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,860　　请留言　　Leave a message.　　265　　00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,960　　又是我　　Hey, it's me again.　　266　　00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,820　　只是想通知你　　Just want to let you know　　267　　00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:42,660　　周五晚餐人多起来了　　the head count for dinner Friday has gone up.　　268　　00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,460　　我姨妈贝蒂和舅舅艾略特从棕榈泉来　　My Aunt Betty and Uncle Elliot are coming in from Palm Springs.　　269　　00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,090　　如有人问起　　Oh, and if anybody should ask,　　270　　00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,960　　你母亲是犹太人　　you're half-Jewish on your mother's side.　　271　　00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,160　　打给我　　Okay, call me.　　272　　00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,690　　我是霍华德　　It's Howard.　　273　　00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,960　　你不觉得该打电话告诉他你没兴趣吗　　Don't you think we should tell him you're not interested?　　274　　00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:03,860　　你现在想让我停下并打电话给他　　Do you want me to stop and call him back right now?　　275　　00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,420　　我的神啊　　不　　Dear God, no!　　276　　00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,320　　莱纳德　　Oh, Leonard...　　277　　00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:15,260　　斯蒂芬妮·巴奈特医生家　　You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett.　　278　　00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,160　　请留言　　Leave a message.　　279　　00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,590　　又是我　　霍华德　　Hey, it's me again. Howard.　　280　　00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:25,560　　我表兄妹从劳德尔堡 飞来见你　　Listen, my cousins from Fort Lauderdale are flying in to meet you　　281　　00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:29,660　　所以我们必须到 饭店吃晚餐了　　so that means we're gonna have to move the dinner to a restaurant.　　282　　00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,160　　告诉她我们去橄榄花园饭店　　Tell her we're going to the Olive Garden!　　283　　00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:36,520　　我有报纸上的优惠券　　I have a coupon from the paper.　　284　　00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:41,820　　我们不会去橄榄花园饭店　　老妈　　We're not going to the Olive Garden, Mom!　　285　　00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:45,820　　大人物和他的红龙虾　　Oh, Mr. Bigshot with his Red Lobster.　　286　　00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:50,720　　我们商讨好细节再打电话给你　　I'll call you back when we firm up the details.　　287　　00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,260　　我是霍华德　　It's Howard.　　288　　00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,460　　新T恤　　New shirts?　　289　　00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,620　　对　　一些　　Yeah, a couple.　　290　　00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,320　　-不错　　-谢谢　　Nice. Thank you.　　291　　00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:05,290　　和哪个女孩约会呢　　So, who's the girl?　　292　　00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,460　　抱歉　　I'm sorry?　　293　　00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,390　　上次你买新T恤时我们在约会　　Well, last time you bought a new shirt was when we were dating.　　294　　00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,690　　这么说我们那会是在约会了　　So what we did was in fact dating?　　295　　00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,260　　是啊　　我们是约会过　　Well, yeah, we did have a date.　　296　　00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,560　　千真万确　　谢谢　　Exactly. Thank you.　　297　　00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:23,990　　帮我个忙　　下次见到库萨帕里的时候把刚才的话告诉他　　Do me a favor. Tell Koothrappali that next time you see him.　　298　　00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,260　　她是谁　　So, who is she?　　299　　00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,490　　她是个医生　　Oh, she's a doctor.　　300　　00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,890　　不错　　Oh, nice.　　301　　00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,460　　是真的医生　　还是像你这种充数的　　A doctor doctor, or a you kind of doctor?　　302　　00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,560　　真的医生　　Doctor doctor.　　303　　00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,290　　外科住院医　　Surgical resident.　　304　　00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,790　　聪明　　漂亮　　Smart, pretty.　　305　　00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,460　　问你个事　　Let me ask you something.　　306　　00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,490　　如你的朋友认为他在和某人约会　　If your friend thinks he's dating someone,　　307　　00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,420　　但实际上却没有　　然而你又在和这个人约会　　but he's not because, in fact, you're dating her,　　308　　00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:50,090　　这样的话我算不算一个坏人　　does that make you a bad person?　　309　　00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,390　　看情况了　　Well, that depends.　　310　　00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,390　　什么情况　　On what?　　311　　00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,660　　那朋友是沃罗威茨吗　　Is that friend Wolowitz?　　312　　00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,960　　没错　　Yeah.　　313　　00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,460　　去他的　　你是好人　　Screw him. You're fine.　　314　　00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,430　　你确定吗　　Are you sure?　　315　　00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,760　　你和她上床了吗　　Well, have you slept with her yet?　　316　　00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,430　　你个小坏蛋　　You dog!　　317　　00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,230　　真有两下子　　Good for you.　　318　　00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,030　　这改变什么了吗　　Does that change things?　　319　　00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,300　　没有　　No.　　320　　00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,560　　那你为什么问呢　　So why'd you ask?　　321　　00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:19,030　　就是爱听闲事　　回见　　I'm nosy. See ya.　　322　　00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:27,060　　霍华德　　开门　　Howard, get the door!　　323　　00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:31,300　　有人敲门　　你就这么应答吗　　Really? Is that what you do when someone knocks?!　　324　　00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,730　　太感谢了　　我不知道你会这样　　Thank you. I had no idea!　　325　　00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:39,860　　伙计　　什么风把你吹到寒舍了　　Hey, buddy. What brings you to my little slice of hell?　　326　　00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,830　　是谁　　Who is it?!　　327　　00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,500　　莱纳德　　It's Leonard!　　328　　00:15:43,560 --" type="audio/mpeg" />-->