00:00:06,810　　我什么都没看到　　谢尔顿　　I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.　　2　　00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:10,680　　你是医生我听你的　　但确实 老有烦人的声音在我耳边响　　Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly hearing this annoying sound.　　3　　00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,180　　没错　　Me, too.　　4　　00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,080　　是一种高频的口哨声吗　　Is it a high-frequency whistle?　　5　　00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,080　　不　　是一种时刻不停的　　No, it's more of a relentless,　　6　　00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:20,710　　自以为是的唠叨　　narcissistic drone.　　7　　00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:23,550　　没有任何炎症　　谢尔顿　　Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.　　8　　00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:26,850　　那我肯定得肿瘤了　　Then it must be a tumor.　　9　　00:00:26,910 --> 00:00:29,450　　我深表怀疑　　I Seriously doubt it.　　10　　00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:31,450　　也许是以前小时候常把头塞进马桶冲水　　Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection　　11　　00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:33,680　　造成的永久性细菌感染　　from all those childhood toilet swirlies.　　12　　00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:38,410　　真的会这样吗　　我以前经常这么干的　　Is that possible? I used to get those all the time.　　13　　00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,150　　甚至在教堂里　　Even in church.　　14　　00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:45,110　　如果是因为这个的话　　我倒有个办法　　Well if it is from a swirly, there something I can do.　　15　　00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:47,980　　圈　　圈　　点　　点　　Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot,　　16　　00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:51,080　　虱子不再烦扰你[美国儿歌]　　now you have a cootie shot!　　17　　00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:54,010　　我去睡觉了　　I'm going to bed　　18　　00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,880　　好的　　我马上就来　　Okay, I'll be right in.　　19　　00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,110　　她不光是在嘲笑我　　而且　　It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even　　20　　00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,350　　把打预防针的流程也搞错了　　the correct procedure for a cootie shot.　　21　　00:01:01,410 --> 00:01:04,180　　你知道斯蒂芬妮到这里来不是为了　　Do you understand that Stephanie's not here　　22　　00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,150　　帮你治疗你那些臆想的毛病吧?　　to treat your imaginary ailments?　　23　　00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:11,010　　怎么可能是臆想 我老是听见一种高于中央C的八度音　　How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above Middle C?　　24　　00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,080　　这是臆想吗　　Is that imaginary?　　25　　00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:18,380　　我看不是　　I don't think so.　　26　　00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,280　　晚安　　Good night.　　27　　00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:22,850　　莱纳德　　还有件事　　Leonard,there's one more thing.　　28　　00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:25,010　　根据我们的合租协议第一章第三段　　Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement,　　29　　00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,550　　我要召开一个紧急会议　　I'm calling an emergency meeting.　　30　　00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:27,610　　你不是吧　　No, you're not.　　31　　00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,600　　莱纳德提议不要开会　　Leonard moves the meeting not occur.　　32　　00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,410　　有人同意么　　没有　　提议不予采纳　　Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails.　　33　　00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:35,350　　在会议的开头　　我想祝贺你　　I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you　　34　　00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:38,110　　和斯蒂芬妮医生恋情有了进展　　on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie.　　35　　00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,510　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　36　　00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:41,610　　那也就是说　　我们必须讨论　　That being said, we have to discuss　　37　　00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,410　　对于"同居"附加条例的执行问题　　the implementation of the agreed upon "cohabitation" rider　　38　　00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,750　　因为你们两人现在　　whichas been activated now that　　39　　00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:47,610　　已经住在一起了　　the two of you are living together.　　40　　00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:49,070　　我们没有啊　　We're not living together.　　41　　00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,770　　我有不同意见　　I beg to disagree　　42　　00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,090　　某女性被认定为　　"A girlfriend shall be deemed　　43　　00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:55,190　　跟莱纳德　　前引号　　同居　　后引号　　quote living with un-quote Leonard　　44　　00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:57,010　　的时间条件是　　第一　　连续十晚　　when she has stayed over for A: ten consecutive nights,　　45　　00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,510　　或第二　　三周之内超过九晚　　or B:　　more than nine nights in three week period,　　46　　00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:02,030　　或第三　　一个月之内的所有周末　　or C: all the weekends of a given month　　47　　00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,850　　再加上三个非周末　　plus three weeknights.　　48　　00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:08,810　　这太荒唐了　　That's absurd.　　49　　00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,210　　你自己都签名了　　看　　莱　　莱　　莱　　You initialed it. See? L.H., L.H., L.H.　　50　　00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:16,110　　我签名的原因是因为 我觉得这些条例永远都用不上的　　Wait, I only initialed it because I never thought it would happen!　　51　　00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,610　　我还签了一条　　I initialed another clause　　52　　00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,380　　上面说如果我有超能力的话　　就让你做我搭档　　naming you my sidekick in case I get superpowers.　　53　　00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:25,050　　是啊　　没错　　Hmm, yes, you did.　　54　　00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:29,150　　我们再来温故一下需要执行哪些条例　　Now, to review the following provisions are hereby activated:　　55　　00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:33,380　　在冰箱里　　我们不能再使用 两个单人层和一个公用层了　　In the refrigerator, as opposed to us having two separate shelves and one communal shelf,　　56　　00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:36,810　　现在我们三个人每人使用一层 然后冰箱门变作公用　　the three of us now get individual shelves and the door becomes communal.　　57　　00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,810　　下一条　　房间清扫工作 应从每周两次增加为每周三次　　Next, apartment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week　　58　　00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,680　　以解决日益增加的死皮细胞　　to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells.　　59　　00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,250　　第三　　厕所使用时间表　　我了解到　　Third,the bathroom schedule. Now, I'm given to understand　　60　　00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:50,150　　女人对厕所的用法有所不同　　所以我们应该讨论一下　　women have different needs, so, we'll have to discuss that.　　61　　00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:53,980　　我去睡觉了　　I'm going to bed.　　62　　00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:56,910　　你至少也得把这带走吧　　At least take this with you.　　63　　00:02:56,980 --> 00:03:00,910　　别忘了让斯蒂芬妮签名　　这里　　这里　　这里　　Look, and have Stephanie initial here, here, here, here...　　64　　00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:04,180　　还有　　这里　　and... here.　　65　　00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,980　　这一条规定　　从现在起她不能　　This states that she does not now　　66　　00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:09,250　　也不准计划演奏打击乐器或者铜管乐器　　nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.　　67　　00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:29,150　　肯定是肿瘤 压迫听觉神经了　　Sure sounds like a tumor pressing on the auditory nerve.　　68　　00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:56,280　　绝对不行　　No, absolutely not.　　69　　00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,570　　这又没什么　　It's not a big deal.　　70　　00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,610　　我们有卫生手套的　　We have latex gloves.　　71　　00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:01,680　　我不管你出现了什么症状　　I don't care what the symptoms are,　　72　　00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:04,810　　我女朋友是不会帮你做前列腺检查的　　my girlfriend is not going to give you a prostate exam.　　73　　00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:08,210　　谢尔顿　　Hi, Sheldon.　　74　　00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,110　　早上好　　斯蒂芬妮医生　　Good morning, Dr. Stephanie.　　75　　00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:14,150　　我想莱纳德昨晚肯定让你性福了吧　　I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night.　　76　　00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:17,650　　谢尔顿　　这种问题不能随便问的　　Sheldon, we don't ask questions like that.　　77　　00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:19,750　　那我怎么总听到你在问啊　　I heard you ask it over and over.　　78　　00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,850　　我只问一次怎么就错了　　How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?　　79　　00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,680　　他非常棒　　He did very nicely.　　80　　00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,450　　看见没　　她不生气　　See? She's not offended.　　81　　00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,380　　而且你也得到结果了　　And now you finally have an answer.　　82　　00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,910　　没咖啡了　　需要咖啡　　Out of coffee. Need coffee.　　83　　00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,880　　你好　　Oh, hello.　　84　　00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:37,380　　斯蒂芬妮　　是吗　　Hi! Stephanie, right?　　85　　00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:40,850　　是　　你...你是　　Uh-huh. And-And- And you are?　　86　　00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:41,980　　佩妮　　我就住对门　　Penny, I live across the hall.　　87　　00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,110　　我听说了你很多事情　　I've heard a lot about you.　　88　　00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,250　　是吗　　Really? Mm-hmm.　　89　　00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:48,580　　怎么没人跟我提起你啊　　I haven't heard a thing about you.　　90　　00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,010　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　91　　00:04:58,050 --> 00:04:59,250　　为什么你从来都没跟我说起过　　Why haven't I heard a thing　　92　　00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,410　　这个住在你对门的　　about this woman who lives across the hall　　93　　00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,880　　喜欢早上跑这儿来的女人　　还穿着内衣　　and comes into your apartment in the morning...in her underwear?　　94　　00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:15,110　　她听说过你是因为　　She's heard about you because we're, you know,　　95　　00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:19,410　　你是我女朋友　　而你没听说过她则是因为　　involved and you haven't heard about her because...　　96　　00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,110　　我从没跟她上过床　　我发誓　　I never slept with her, I swear!　　97　　00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:26,280　　不过话说回来　　这倒并不是因为莱纳德不想　　In Leonard's defense, it wasn't for lack of trying.　　98　　00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:29,210　　谢谢你　　谢尔顿　　Thank you, Sheldon.　　99　　00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,550　　别客气　　莱纳德　　You're welcome, Leonard.　　100　　00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,950　　我的意思是　　Look, I'm just saying, um...　　101　　00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:38,340　　佩妮是我们众多邻居中的一位　　Penny is one of our many neighbors, you know,　　102　　00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:43,010　　在我们这幢楼里　　邻居们进进出出　　很随便的　　不讲究穿着　　and in our building, neighbors come and go, it's very casual, no dress code.　　103　　00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:47,040　　实际上　　有好几天早上　　我都是穿着睡衣　　In fact, some mornings I'll just mosey down to the third floor　　104　　00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,700　　荡到三楼瓦塔比蒂安太太家里跟她一起吃麦片的　　in my pajamas and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.　　105　　00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,070　　真的吗　　Really?　　106　　00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:52,260　　我怎么从来都没被瓦塔比蒂安太太　　I have never once been invited　　107　　00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:54,250　　邀请去共进麦片的　　to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.　　108　　00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,350　　她看你不爽　　She doesn't like you.　　109　　00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:00,310　　你不是要去切除什么胆囊么　　You have a gall bladder to remove and I have　　110　　00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:03,410　　我要去洗澡了　　而佩妮要穿衣服了　　to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to put on, so...　　111　　00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:06,480　　很高兴能见到你　　Well, it was very nice meeting you.　　112　　00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:08,080　　我也很高兴终于见到你了　　Nice to finally meet you, too.　　113　　00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,150　　我们今天晚上见?　　And I'll see you tonight?　　114　　00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:10,750　　好的　　再见　　Okay, bye-bye.　　115　　00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:24,310　　我到底做了什么事情　　招惹到了瓦塔比蒂安太太　　What could I possibly have done to offend Mrs. Vartabedian?　　116　　00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:27,380　　那就是斯蒂芬妮啊　　So, that's Stephanie, huh?　　117　　00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:31,280　　为什么我感觉我被做了前列腺检查　　Why do I feel like I'm the one that just got the prostate exam?　　118　　00:06:37,810 --> 00:06:40,180　　她人挺好的　　You know, she seems very nice.　　119　　00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,180　　没错　　她太棒了　　Oh, she is. She's terrific.　　120　　00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,010　　真的是一位好室友　　And she's proving to be a valuable roommate.　　121　　00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,550　　室友?　　你们住一起了?　　Roommate? You guys are living together?　　122　　00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:48,880　　想嬉皮士一样　　Like hippies.　　123　　00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,510　　我们没同居　　We're not living together.　　124　　00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,180　　你还想看看那些条款吗　　Do I have to pull out the paperwork again?　　125　　00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,780　　我们没同居　　We're not living together.　　126　　00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:56,010　　你确定吗　　Are you sure?　　127　　00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,850　　我怎么可能不确定　　How could I not be sure?　　128　　00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:00,680　　我们试试就知道了　　Well, let's find out.　　129　　00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,810　　你觉得如果一个女人和我同居的话　　Don't you think if a woman was living with me　　130　　00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,210　　我会意识不到么　　I'd be the first one to know about it?　　131　　00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,510　　亲爱的　　你肯定是那个最后知道的　　Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.　　132　　00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:14,480　　很漂亮的衣服嘛　　Hmm, cute dresses.　　133　　00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,880　　我打赌你穿这个会很好看　　I bet this looks great on you!　　134　　00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:19,950　　我们没有同居　　We're not living together.　　135　　00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:22,210　　好吧　　Okay, hmm...　　136　　00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,050　　香氛蜡烛　　毛毛拖鞋　　Scented candles, fuzzy slippers,　　137　　00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,850　　碎花床单　　Ooh! Floral bed sheets?　　138　　00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:28,780　　我们没有同居　　We're not living together.　　139　　00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:30,710　　好吧　　我继续　　Okay, moving on.　　140　　00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,680　　迪斯尼乐园里这两位是谁呀　　Now, who are these guys at Disney World?　　141　　00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,650　　那个大狗叫高飞　　Uh, the big dog is Goofy,　　142　　00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:41,680　　那两个戴米奇耳朵的大人我就不知道了　　but the older couple with the mouse ears , I have no idea.　　143　　00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:44,710　　我们没有同居　　We're not living together!　　144　　00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,350　　还不承认嘛　　You're going to go down swinging, huh?　　145　　00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:50,910　　好吧　　看看你的护肤乳液　　All right, well, we got your body lotion,　　146　　00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:53,050　　你的瑞丽杂志　　你的首饰盒　　your InStyle Magazine, your jewelry box.　　147　　00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,510　　我们没有　　We're not--　　148　　00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:57,710　　我的蝙蝠侠信号灯去哪了　　Where's my Bat Signal?　　149　　00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:59,150　　你有一个蝙蝠侠信号灯　　You have a Bat Signal?　　150　　00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:04,780　　我是有过　　之前就放这了　　I did. It was right here.　　151　　00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:09,250　　一定是她　　天呐　　我们是同居了　　She must've-- Oh, my God, we're living together.　　152　　00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,910　　真的吗　　你是怎么发现的　　Really? What was your first clue?　　153　　00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:28,750　　新裤子　　New pants?　　154　　00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:31,410　　是啊　　斯蒂芬妮买给我的　　Yeah, Sthanie got them for me.　　155　　00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,750　　不错嘛　　棉的　　Nice. Cotton?　　156　　00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:38,410　　事实上　　我觉得更像是羊毛和火红蚁的混合物　　Actually, I think it's more of wool, fire ant blend.　　157　　00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,480　　这么说你的女朋友替你买衣服啦　　So, the girlfriend's buying clothes for you, huh?　　158　　00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,050　　很亲密嘛　　Sounds serious.　　159　　00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,380　　没错　　It is actually.　　160　　00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:45,850　　事实上　　我也想了很多　　In fact, I gave it a lot of thought　　161　　00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:49,080　　我觉得我们是时候搬到一起住了　　and I decided it was time for us to live together.　　162　　00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:54,150　　莱纳德　　大错特错　　Ba Oh, Leonard, huge mistake.　　163　　00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:56,450　　外面的女人多的就像自助餐厅里的食物　　There's a whole buffet of women out there and you're just　　164　　00:08:56,510 --> 00:08:58,950　　你却站在角落里吃着同样的芥末蛋　　standing in the corner eating the same deviled egg　　165　　00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,680　　日复一日　　over and over again.　　166　　00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,910　　至少我有鸡蛋吃　　你有什么　　At least I have an egg. What do you have?　　167　　00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:08,850　　一打随意取用的潜在性伴侣　　A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.　　168　　00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:11,470　　看到那个金发美女了吗　　See the blonde over there?　　169　　00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,950　　我能去泡她你就不行　　I can hit on her and you can't.　　170　　00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,950　　去泡啊　　So, go hit on her.　　171　　00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,810　　她不是我喜欢的类型　　She's not my type.　　172　　00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,530　　真遗憾　　她刚才还偷看你来着呢　　Too bad, 'cause she was checking you out before.　　173　　00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,220　　她有嘛　　She was?　　174　　00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,530　　当然没有　　看看她　　Of course not. Look at her.　　175　　00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,350　　我不关心你们怎么想　　I don't care what you guys think.　　176　　00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:38,160　　斯蒂芬妮和我住在一起很开心　　Stephanie and I are very happy living together.　　177　　00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,810　　我愿意给你们20块钱　　I will give either of you 20 dollars, right now　　178　　00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,480　　你们谁能跟我换换裤子呀　　to trade pants with me.　　179　　00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:50,450　　谢尔顿　　你跟这干嘛呢　　Sheldon, what are you doing here?　　180　　00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:51,980　　等下　　Hang on.　　181　　00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,950　　高压130低压80　　有点高　　130 over 80. A little high.　　182　　00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,480　　可能是紧张的缘故　　We can attribute that to the stress　　183　　00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:00,780　　因为我得悄悄溜过保安室　　of sneaking past the security desk.　　184　　00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,250　　你哪来的听诊器呀　　Where did you get the stethoscope　　185　　00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,510　　还有这个血压袖带　　and the blood pressure cuff?　　186　　00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:06,450　　我阿姨玛丽昂给我的12岁生日礼物　　My aunt Marion gave them to me for my 12th birthday.　　187　　00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,750　　她觉得如果我挂了理论物理　　She thought if I failed at theoretical physics　　188　　00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,310　　得有个谋生的手艺　　that I should have a trade to fall back on.　　189　　00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:15,010　　顺便说一下　　那个血压袖带　　And by the way, the blood pressure cuff　　190　　00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,080　　叫做血压计　　is called a sphygmomanometer.　　191　　00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,650　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　192　　00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:20,680　　他们在医学院没有教过你吗　　Didn't they teach you that in medical school?　　193　　00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,150　　我有点忙　　谢尔顿　　I'm kinda busy here, Sheldon.　　194　　00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,480　　我了解　　I understand.　　195　　00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:27,550　　我就是需要你授权这些检查　　All I need is for you to authorize these tests.　　196　　00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:30,050　　心脏负荷检查　　全身磁共振成像　　A cardiac stress test, a full body MRI,　　197　　00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,710　　肌电图　　全血细胞计数　　葡萄糖基线　　anlectromyogram, a CBC, baseline glucose.　　198　　00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,310　　上消化道　　Upper GI?　　199　　00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:36,450　　还有腹腔镜检查　　Oh, and an exploratory laparoscopy.　　200　　00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,410　　上次我打嗝了　　感觉像是我的隔膜　　Last time I had hiccups, it felt like my diaphragm　　201　　00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,080　　在向我示意　　was just going through the motions.　　202　　00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:41,950　　回家吧　　谢尔顿　　Go home, Sheldon.　　203　　00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:44,680　　至少给我做个上消化道检查吧　　Can I at least have the upper GI?　　204　　00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,850　　我都已经喝了钡水了　　I already drank the barium!　　205　　00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,080　　太好了　　你有衣服柔顺剂嘛　　Oh, good. Do you have any fabric softener?　　206　　00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,680　　有啊　　Yeah, sure.　　207　　00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:06,550　　你洗什么呢　　洗鳄鱼呐　　What are you washing? A crocodile?　　208　　00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:09,510　　不是　　是斯蒂芬妮买给我的裤子　　No, the pants that Stephanie got me.　　209　　00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:12,080　　亲爱的　　这种裤子不能机洗的　　Oh, sweetie, you can't machinwash these.　　210　　00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:13,150　　洗了就毁了　　They'll be ruined.　　211　　00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,580　　-真的吗　　-没错　　-Are you sure? -Absolutely.　　212　　00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:21,240　　不要吧　　你早点告诉我就好了　　Oh, no. I wish you'd told me that sooner.　　213　　00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,460　　你们有什么状况么　　Are you guys having problems?　　214　　00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:27,860　　我们都很好啊　　No, everything's fine.　　215　　00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:28,660　　真的么　　Really?　　216　　00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,590　　是啊　　很好啊　　Yeah. It's wonderful.　　217　　00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:35,730　　好吧　　可能住在一起这件事　　Okay, maybe this whole living together　　218　　00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:37,700　　发生得太快了　　但没有问题的　　挺好的　　happened kind of suddenly, but it's fine, it's great.　　219　　00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,840　　好吧莱纳德　　亲爱的你知道　　Okay, Leonard, honey, you know,　　220　　00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,730　　如果你对于你们的关系感到不自在了　　if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going,　　221　　00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:42,960　　你是可以讲出来的　　you're allowed to say something.　　222　　00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:46,030　　真的么　　听起来不大对劲　　Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.　　223　　00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:49,190　　相信我　　你的感受和她的一样重要　　Believe me, your feelings are just as important as hers.　　224　　00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,730　　这个听起来也不对劲　　No that doesn't sound right either.　　225　　00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,590　　就直接告诉她你想要　　Just tell her you need the relationship to move　　226　　00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:58,430　　慢慢来　　at a pace that you both are comfortable with.　　227　　00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:02,090　　好吧　　我可以这么和她说　　Yeah, I could say something like that to her.　　228　　00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,130　　我这就去说　　I'll go do that.　　229　　00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,290　　谢了　　Thank you.　　230　　00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,430　　没事　　Sure.　　231　　00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,390　　你很擅长这个嘛　　You have a really good grasp on this.　　232　　00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,560　　你和她谈谈是不是更好　　Maybe you could talk to her?　　233　　00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:20,330　　你开玩笑呢吧　　You're kidding, right?　　234　　00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:23,230　　没有　　不过没关系　　No, but that's okay.　　235　　00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,730　　我去和她谈　　I'll go talk to her.　　236　　00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,770　　你想和我一起去嘛　　Want to come with?　　237　　00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,420　　快去　　Go!　　238　　00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,030　　不是吧　　Oh, no.　　239　　00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:48,830　　怎么咧　　Whaa??　　240　　00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:52,900　　你说对了　　你嗓子发炎了　　You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed.　　241　　00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,430　　我是说　　我从来没见过更糟糕的了　　I mean, I've never seen anything like it.　　242　　00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,830　　我就知道　　I knew it!　　243　　00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,590　　我该怎么办　　What do I do?!　　244　　00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:04,590　　你必须马上停止说话　　You're going to need to stop talking immediately.　　245　　00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,260　　要多久　　For how-- Dut-dut-dut.　　246　　00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:10,430　　现在开始　　Immediately.　　247　　00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,060　　亲爱的　　Hey. Oh, hi, honey.　　248　　00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:14,960　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　249　　00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,260　　出什么事了　　What's going on?　　250　　00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:28,490　　我刚给他来了个谢尔顿切除手术　　I just performed a "Sheldonectomy."　　251　　00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,860　　小心点　　如果没痊愈　　下次会更厉害　　Careful, if you don't get it all, it'll only come back worse.　　252　　00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:34,130　　知道了　　Gotcha.　　253　　00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,760　　听着　　我们得谈谈　　Listen, we need to talk.　　254　　00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,690　　我们谈谈吧 还是我们得谈谈　　Do we need to talk or "do we need to talk"?　　255　　00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,290　　你说什么呢　　I don't know what that means.　　256　　00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,190　　好吧　　你为什么不直接告诉我 你想要告诉我什么　　Okay, why don't you just tell me what it is you have to tell me?　　257　　00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:51,390　　好的　　那个　　就是　　Okay, um, well, look, it's just that...　　258　　00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:55,330　　你我的进展太快了　　things between you and me have been going pretty quick.　　259　　00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,790　　然后捏　　And...?　　260　　00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,930　　我有点怕怕　　It's just a little scary.　　261　　00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:01,830　　又惊又喜那种对吧　　Well, yeah, but scary good, right?　　262　　00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:04,490　　当然　　Sure...　　263　　00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,660　　怕怕什么时候不是又惊又喜呢　　When is scary not good?　　264　　00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:13,160　　但是　　我也有感受的对吧　　But... okay, um, I have feelings, right?　　265　　00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,360　　好的　　那么我表述我的感觉　　Okay, and it's perfectly okay　　266　　00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,360　　应该没有关系对吧　　to express those feelings, right?　　267　　00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,690　　当然　　亲爱的你为什么不 告诉我你的感受呢　　Of course honey why don't you tell me what it is you're feeling?　　268　　00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,760　　好的　　我就是觉得我们得　　Okay, well, I ju... I think it's important to remember　　269　　00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:27,690　　按照我们的步调前进　　that we move at a pace that is our speed　　270　　00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,630　　囧　　我背下来的　　and-- Oh, shoot, I had it!　　271　　00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:34,030　　好吧　　这样如何　　Okay, how about this?　　272　　00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,260　　让我说说我的感觉如何　　How about I tell you what I'm feeling?　　273　　00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,290　　怎么了　　What's that?　　274　　00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,660　　真的假的　　现在吗　　Really? Right now?　　275　　00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,490　　为什么不　　Why not?　　276　　00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,560　　刚吃了饭的　　饭后不是不能剧烈运动吗　　I just ate, aren't you supposed to wait an hour?　　277　　00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:52,160　　是不能游泳吧　　I think that's for swimming.　　278　　00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,190　　好吧　　Oh, okay.　　279　　00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,630　　我就希望我不会抽筋就行了　　I just hope I don't get cramps.　　280　　00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:04,360　　我把你的衣服放到烘干机里了　　Oh, I put your clothes in the dryer.　　281　　00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:05,590　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　282　　00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,790　　-你的裤子毁了　　-太好了　　-Your pants are ruined. -Good.　　283　　00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:11,290　　你和斯蒂芬妮谈的如何　　So, how did the talk with Stephanie go?　　284　　00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:17,090　　某种意义上讲　　谈得超好　　Well, um, on one level, really, really well.　　285　　00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,830　　你告诉她你想慢点来啦　　So, you told her you wanted to slow things down?　　286　　00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,430　　没有讲得这么明确　　Not specifically,　　287　　00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:24,390　　不过我的确告诉她了我的感受　　but, uh, I did tell her that I had feelings.　　288　　00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:28,360　　很好嘛　　然后呢　　Good, good. And then what?　　289　　00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:33,860　　然后啊　　主题就变了　　And then, uh, the subject got changed somehow.　　290　　00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,930　　你们上床啦　　对吧　　You had sex, didn't you?　　291　　00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:40,560　　上了一小下　　Um... little bit.　　292　　00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:43,630　　什么　　What?　　293　　00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,360　　没什么　　Nothing.　　294　　00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,260　　好吧　　听起来进展顺利　　Okay, well, it sounds like things are going to work out.　　295　　00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,560　　是啊　　都很好　　Yeah, it's all good.　　296　　00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,760　　所有问题都会化解　　Everything's going to work out.　　297　　00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,860　　不管是怎么化解的　　One way or another.　　298　　00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,030　　拜托　　莱纳德　　come on, Leonard,　　299　　00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,560　　你有权利试着 让事情按照你喜欢的方式来　　You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to.　　300　　00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,990　　-真的吗　　-是的　　-Really? -Yes!　　301　　00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,790　　你不一定总是要顺着女人的意思　　You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.　　302　　00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,630　　什么　　What?　　303　　00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:16,690　　没什么　　就是在重新思考我的整个人生　　Nothing. Just... rethinking my whole life.　　304　　00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:23,990　　好吧　　事情是这样的　　Okay, here's the thing.　　305　　00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:28,630　　我害怕如果我要她搬出去　　她会甩了我　　I'm afraid that if I ask her to move out, she'll just dump me.　　306　　00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,290　　那你就得冒这个险　　Well, it's a chance you have to take.　　307　　00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,930　　我是说　　如果注定要这样　　躲也躲不过　　I mean, look, if it's meant to be, it'll be.　　308　　00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,330　　真会安慰人　　Very comforting.　　309　　00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:40,630　　好吧　　我怎么和她说　　Okay, so what do I say to her?　　310　　00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:41,990　　我不知道　　I don't know.　　311　　00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:45,430　　我的意思是别的女人想要和你慢慢来 她们是怎么说的　　I mean, what have women said to you when they wanted to slow a relationship down?　　312　　00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:50,290　　我真的很喜欢你 但我想看看和马克会怎样　　I really like you, but I want to see how things go with Mark?　　313　　00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,730　　是　　那倒是可以让你们的关系慢下来　　Yeah, that'll slow it down.　　314　　00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,560　　抱歉　　我打断你了　　I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you.　　315　　00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:05,590　　你刚才说什么来着　　What were you saying?　　316　　00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:09,530　　对　　恩　　Oh, right, yeah, um...　　317　　00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:13,390　　斯蒂芬妮　　是这样的　　So, Stephanie, here's the thing.　　318　　00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,660　　我真的很喜欢你　　I really like you.　　319　　00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,930　　噢　　天哪　　你要说那番话了　　Oh, God, here comes the speech.　　320　　00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:24,060　　什么话　　What speech" type="audio/mpeg" />-->