00:00:06,800　　先生们 我告诉你们哟　　Gentlemen,I put it to you:　　2　　00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:11,830　　最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁　　the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.　　3　　00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,300　　首先 明眼人都知道这话错的 因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味　　First off,that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.　　4　　00:00:17,790 --> 00:00:22,360　　其次 西米的有机结构使布丁 黏糊糊摇晃晃 有潜在致命危险　　Secondly,the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.　　5　　00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:23,730　　是从植物里提取...　　It is extracted from the plant...　　6　　00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,930　　嘿 我在考虑留点胡子　　Hey,I'm thinking of growing a mustache.　　7　　00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,150　　不是吧?　　No kidding?　　8　　00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:31,160" type="audio/mpeg" />-->