00:00:06,800　　先生们 我告诉你们哟　　Gentlemen,I put it to you:　　2　　00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:11,830　　最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁　　the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.　　3　　00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,300　　首先 明眼人都知道这话错的 因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味　　First off,that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.　　4　　00:00:17,790 --> 00:00:22,360　　其次 西米的有机结构使布丁 黏糊糊摇晃晃 有潜在致命危险　　Secondly,the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.　　5　　00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:23,730　　是从植物里提取...　　It is extracted from the plant...　　6　　00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,930　　嘿 我在考虑留点胡子　　Hey,I'm thinking of growing a mustache.　　7　　00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,150　　不是吧?　　No kidding?　　8　　00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:31,160　　傅满洲那样的? 八字胡 又尖又长?　　Fu Manchu,a handlebar,pencil?　　9　　00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:32,600　　- 是从植物中提取 - 还没想好呢　　- It's extracted from the plant. - I'm not sure yet.　　10　　00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:35,140　　乔治·克鲁尼现在也留胡子呢　　You know,George Clooney has one now.　　11　　00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:38,930　　真的? 我看到过他在拉夫斯超市买龙舌兰酒　　Really? I once saw him shopping at Ralph's. He was buying tequila.　　12　　00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:43,070　　你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?　　You'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.　　13　　00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:48,580　　好啦 太残忍了　　All right,this is cruel.　　14　　00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:51,370　　我们还是让他说完 不然人家要爆头了　　We'd better let him finish before his head explodes.　　15　　00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:53,490　　好吧 谢尔顿 为啥西...　　All right,Sheldon,why is tap...　　16　　00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:56,030　　西米由食用木薯根茎提取而成　　Tapioca is extracted from the root of the plant manihot esculenta!　　17　　00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:57,580　　由于富含高浓度的氰化物　　Due to a high concentration of cyanide,　　18　　00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,180　　其本身有毒性 如加工不当即食用会致命　　it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly!　　19　　00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:05,820　　现在爽了吧?　　Feel better now?　　20　　00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:09,250　　同时可可豆也是巴西的 从中能提取巧克力 做最好的布丁　　It is also indigenous to Brazil as is the coa bean,from which we get chocolate,the best pudding.　　21　　00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:12,150　　求你们别再耍我了!　　And you promised you wouldn't do that anymore!　　22　　00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,300　　嘿 霍夫施塔特　　Hey,Hofstadter.　　23　　00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,070　　嘿 Kripke　　Hey,Kripke.　　24　　00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,720　　听说你最新的反质子衰变实验了　　Heard about your latest anti-proton decay experiment.　　25　　00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:22,060　　收集两万数据 却没啥有用的结果　　20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results.　　26　　00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:24,660　　灰常了得　　Very impressive.　　27　　00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,550　　蠢货一个　　What a jerk.　　28　　00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:31,060　　别气馁 莱纳德 没用的结果也是结果　　Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative results are still results.　　29　　00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:34,510　　- 就算两万又算啥 - 行啦!　　- Even 20,000 of them. - All right!　　30　　00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,960　　求你们别在给我打气了　　Please don't cheer me up anymore.　　31　　00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:39,280　　别呀 不要让他打击到你 Kripke哪根葱　　Come on. Don't let him get to you. It's Kripke.　　32　　00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:42,270　　对呀 大蠢蛋一个　　Yeah,he's a ginormous knob.　　33　　00:01:42,280 --> 00:01: 46,610　　所以他孤单用餐 而不能坐到这酷酷的桌子来　　That's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.　　34　　00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,560　　说得对呀　　For shizzle.　　35　　00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:56,860　　确实啊 Kripke确实缺乏 咱固有的那种基本社交技巧　　It's true Kripke lacks the basic social skills that we take for granted.　　36　　00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,070　　但他还操控着新的开放科学网格计算机　　But he also controls the new open science grid computer　　37　　00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:04,160　　而我需要它来模拟宇宙早期的结构形态　　that I need to use to run some simulations of structure formation in the early universe.　　38　　00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:05,710　　看你有没有那命用上吧　　Well,good luck getting time on it.　　39　　00:02:05,730 --> 00:02:08,150　　他可只让他的朋友使用　　The only people he lets use it are his friends.　　40　　00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,420　　那 解决办法很简单嘛　　Well,then,the solution is simple.　　41　　00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,260　　我去和他做朋友　　I shall befriend him.　　42　　00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,720　　Kripke!　　Kripke!　　43　　00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:16,400　　啥事?　　Yeah?　　44　　00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:19,800　　你觉得我们交个朋友如何?　　What would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends?　　45　　00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:23,910　　我觉得木有啥兴趣哟　　I would say I have no interest in becoming your friend.　　46　　00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,130　　当真?　　Really?　　47　　00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:31,350　　你个里里外外不受欢迎的家伙 目光还真是相当短浅呀　　That seems rather shortsighted coming from someone who is generally considered altogether unlikable.　　48　　00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,000　　不如重新考虑下吧?　　Why don't you take some time to reconsider?　　49　　00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,330　　行呀 我去想想　　Yeah,I'll do that.　　50　　00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:42,040　　看来咱这开局不错啊　　Well,I think we're off to a terrific start.　　51　　00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:09,440　　好了　　There you go.　　52　　00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:12,840　　现在所有沃尔伍兹发来的邮件 都会直接进入垃圾箱　　Now any e-mail from Wolowitz will go right into your spam folder.　　53　　00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:18,840　　多谢 其实骚扰邮件倒没啥 他穿浴衣的度假照比较雷人　　Thanks. I mean,the e-mail doesn't bother me as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.　　54　　00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:24,980　　是呀 我也收到了 那可不是浴衣 是晒痕　　Yeah,I got the same one,and that's not a bathing suit. It's a tan line.　　55　　00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:32,700　　你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀　　Hello,this is Sheldon Cooper.　　56　　00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:36,250　　这是给贝瑞·克里帕奇的留言　　I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke.　　57　　00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:40,850　　贝瑞 很高兴在食堂与你邂逅　　Barry,it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.　　58　　00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:44,230　　我注意到你买了推荐沙拉　　I saw that you purchased the chef's salad.　　59　　00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:49,690　　显然 你不知道推荐沙拉是 食堂的杂碎肉骗人把戏　　Apparently,you did not know that the chef's salad is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat.　　60　　00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:54,070　　不过呢 我希望你用餐愉快　　Nevertheless,I hope you enjoyed it.　　61　　00:03:54,100 --> 00:04:00,060　　我在追踪待定友谊的发展状况 期待你来电给它定位哟　　I'm following up on our pending friendship and I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.　　62　　00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:03,750　　我是谢尔顿·库珀　　Sheldon Cooper.　　63　　00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:08,040　　胆小发明家又咋了?　　What's up with Ichabod?　　64　　00:04:08,590 --> 00:04:10,490　　他在交友呢　　Uh,he's trying to make a new friend.　　65　　00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,030　　真的? 不错嘛　　Oh,really? Well,good for him.　　66　　00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:16,100　　除非他像杰佩托做出皮诺曹 不然没戏的　　Well,unless he makes one out of wood like Geppetto,I don't think it's gonna happen.　　67　　00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:20,180　　那你们咋成为朋友的?　　How did you guys become friends?　　68　　00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,250　　大学公告板上的一张传单　　There was a flyer on the bulletin board at the university:　　69　　00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:26,950　　"招募室友 吹口哨的勿扰"　　"Roommate wanted.Whistlers need not apply."　　70　　00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,950　　你就搬进去了?　　And you moved in anyway?　　71　　00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,800　　我以为他说着玩的　　I assumed he was joking.　　72　　00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:34,790　　你绝对想不到有多少量子物理学家 都有反复无常的一面　　You'd be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side.　　73　　00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,330　　霍华德和拉吉呢? 我是说他咋和他们好上的?　　What about Howard and Raj? I mean,how did he become friends with them?　　74　　00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:41,410　　不知道 碳原子是如何构成苯环的?　　I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?　　75　　00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:44,280　　价电子亲近　　Proximity and valence electrons.　　76　　00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:48,270　　是呀 你这样说也是哈　　Well,sure,when you put it that way.　　77　　00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:50,720　　但相处的也不错是吧　　But it all worked out,right?　　78　　00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:54,160　　差不多吧 尽管我很怀念口哨　　I suppose. I do miss whistling,though.　　79　　00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,610　　不是吧?　　Oh,come on. Really?　　80　　00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,120　　警告一次　　First warning.　　81　　00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:05,740　　佩妮 佩妮 佩妮　　Penny? Penny? Penny?　　82　　00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:09,160　　给你的　　This is for you.　　83　　00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:12,000　　你好 谢尔顿　　Hello,Sheldon.　　84　　00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,300　　这是啥?　　What is this?　　85　　00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:17,730　　我设计的调查表　　It's a questionnaire I devised.　　86　　00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,770　　我和一位同事交友遇到点困难　　I'm having some difficulty bonding with a colleague at work　　87　　00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:25,000　　所以我想做些小调查 更好的了解 为什么我目前的朋友们喜欢我　　so I'm doing a little research to better understand why my current friends like me.　　88　　00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:29,570　　嗯 这个问题值得考虑　　Yes,well,that is a good question.　　89　　00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,340　　但你确定这是最好的办法了?　　But is this really the best way to figure it out?　　90　　00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:35,700　　问得好 社会学家很大程度是忽悠　　I agree. The social sciences are largely hokum.　　91　　00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:40,240　　但又不能插一个电极到你的大脑 探测你对我友谊问题的反应　　But short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response to my companionship,　　92　　00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,010　　就这方法还凑合了　　this is the best I can do.　　93　　00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:48,620　　好 "问题1: 按吸引力程度给 谢尔顿·库珀以下各方面排序　　Okay,"Question one: "Rank the following aspects of Sheldon Cooper "in order of appeal:"　　94　　00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:54,770　　聪明 洁癖 有趣 Java程序编写?"　　Intelligence;ruthless attention to hygiene;playfulness; JAVA applet writing"?　　95　　00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:59,080　　也许头一个问题答案过分明显　　I know,I may have started out with a fairly obvious one;　　96　　00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:03,770　　谁不知道我最吸引人的特质之一 有趣　　an aspect of my most appealing trait: playfulness.　　97　　00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,850　　你直接把它排到1号吧　　Why don't you just go ahead and rank that number one?　　98　　00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,600　　恐怕剩下的我不能指导你了　　I'm afraid you're on your own for the rest.　　99　　00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,710　　用不了三个小时就可以完成　　It should take you no more than three hours.　　100　　00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:12,380　　等下 这玩意儿有多少个问题呀?　　Well,wait. How many questions are on this thing?　　101　　00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:14,810　　区区211个　　Only 211.　　102　　00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:19,700　　别担心 为了照顾你 这份高中毕业就能读懂　　Don't worry. In deference to you,I kept them all at a high school graduate reading level.　　103　　00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,560　　还得谢你 哥们儿　　Thanks,pal.　　104　　00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:25,250　　客气啥...姐们儿　　You got it... buddy.　　105　　00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:31,390　　谢尔顿 亲爱的 你有没有考虑过 通过让人开心来交友啊?　　Sheldon,honey,did you ever consider making friends by being,I don't know,pleasant?　　106　　00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:34,820　　那当然是一个发人深思的假设　　Well,that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis.　　107　　00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:38,620　　我看你论文写这题目好了　　May I suggest it as the topic for your essay?　　108　　00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:47,180　　你的调查问卷 十分让人失望呀　　Your questionnaire,very disappointing.　　109　　00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,010　　我逢题必答呀 谢尔顿　　I answered every question,Sheldon.　　110　　00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:54,870　　你选择题很有规律嘛　　You answered the multiple choice questions in a pattern:　　111　　00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:59,720　　A B B A C A B B A C　　A- B-A-C.A- B-A-C.　　112　　00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,920　　你发现了哈　　Oh,you picked up on that,huh?　　113　　00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:06,150　　我怎么会发现不了?　　How could I not?　　114　　00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:08,560　　行行好 超过200个问题　　Come on. There's over 200 questions.　　115　　00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:10,430　　看有些问题吧　　And look at some of these things.　　116　　00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:14,980　　"谢尔顿之于友谊如同太空梭之于什么?"　　"Sheldon is to camaraderie as the space shuttle is to blank?"　　117　　00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:17,510　　这里有些适合的答案呀　　There are a number of acceptable answers.　　118　　00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:19,730　　例如 C近地运输机　　For example,Near-Earth transport."　　119　　00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:23,250　　但绝对不是B鳄梨种植工　　But certainly not Avocado rancher."　　120　　00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:29,580　　你在论文里还说等到赛昂人接管地球 我在交友方面会更有运气　　And your essay suggesting that I'd have better luck making friends if I wait till the Cylons take over?　　121　　00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,650　　请别　　Please.　　122　　00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,700　　等等 那篇我可是认真写的　　Now hold on. I put some real work into that.　　123　　00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:37,300　　是呀 可比沃尔伍兹好多了　　Yes,well,it's better than what Wolowitz did.　　124　　00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:41,810　　他画了一个大阴囊的发情浣熊　　He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.　　125　　00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,340　　还真有点可爱哟　　It's kinda cute.　　126　　00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,440　　只要不看它那玩意儿　　Until you get to the scrotum.　　127　　00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:52,140　　我怎么会有希望建立新的友情关系?　　What hope do I have for establishing new relationships given that　　128　　00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:56,510　　现存的朋友们都舍不得用 他们漫长生命的少许小时来帮助我　　my current friends apparently could not take a few hours out of their lives to help me?　　129　　00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:59,390　　谢尔顿 我没打算为大蛋蛋浣熊说话　　Sheldon,I'm not going to defend a big-balled raccoon.　　130　　00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:02,770　　我看不出你能做到　　Well,I don't see how you could.　　131　　00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:08,690　　我想说的是 或许你不能把 这些当作纯粹智力习题来对待　　What I'm trying to say is that maybe you can't approach this as a purely intellectual exercise.　　132　　00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,420　　你什么意思?　　What do you mean?　　133　　00: 08:11,440 --> 00:08:16,010　　还记得你怎么在网上学游泳吗?　　Well,remember when you tried to learn how to swim using the Internet?　　134　　00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,750　　我是学过游泳　　Ididlearn how to swim.　　135　　00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:21,940　　在地板上学的　　On the floor.　　136　　00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,740　　技巧是相通的　　The skills are transferable.　　137　　00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,400　　我只是不想到水里去　　I just have no interest in going in the water.　　138　　00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:28,990　　那你为啥要学游泳呀?　　Then why learn how to swim?　　139　　00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,650　　冰盖在融化呀 莱纳德　　The ice caps are melting,Leonard.　　140　　00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:33,690　　未来 游泳是不可避免的　　In the future,swimming isn't going to be optional.　　141　　00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,620　　但你给了我灵感　　But you do bring up an interesting point.　　142　　00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,570　　我用不着做新的研究　　I don't have to break new ground here.　　143　　00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,990　　肯定很多研究结果是现存的　　I'm sure much of the research already exists.　　144　　00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,790　　不 不 我想说的是 如果你想学如何交友　　No,no,my point is,if you want to learn how to make friends,　　145　　00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:47,970　　到咖啡店或者博物馆去　　then just go out to a coffee shop or a museum.　　146　　00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:49,120　　认识些人 和他们交流　　Meet people. Talk to them.　　147　　00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:52,160　　了解下人家的生活　　Take an interest intheirlives.　　148　　00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:54,880　　疯了呗　　That's insane on the face of it.　　149　　00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,960　　- 走吧 - 我们去哪儿?　　- Come on. - Where are we going?　　150　　00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,240　　你载我去卖场　　You're driving me to the mall.　　151　　00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:02,920　　我要去买本现存交友领域的理论大全　　I'm going to acquire a book that summarizes the current theories in the field of friend-making.　　152　　00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:07,880　　你干嘛不直接躺地上 游过去呢?　　Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there?　　153　　00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:15,090　　Coping with the Death of a Loved One.　　154　　00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,500　　- 节哀顺变 - 感谢你　　- My condolences. - Thank you.　　155　　00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,510　　- 家人还是朋友? - 家人　　- Family or friend? - Family.　　156　　00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,080　　太遗憾了　　Too bad.　　157　　00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:26,700　　如果是朋友 我刚好可以填补空缺　　If it had been a friend,I'm available to fill the void.　　158　　00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:34,640　　没关系 她满身卫生球味道　　It's just as well. She smelled like mothballs.　　159　　00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:39,120　　好吧 要是你在这嗅人玩 我去买点热脆饼　　Okay,if you're gonna start sniffing people,I'm gonna go get a hot pretzel.　　160　　00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:41,810　　劳驾　　Excuse me.　　161　　00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,910　　有交友的书吗?　　Do you have any books about making friends?　　162　　00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:47,250　　嗯 有 但都是写给小孩子的　　Um,yeah,but they're all for little kids.　　163　　00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:50,470　　我想技巧可以推断 道理相通嘛　　I assume the skills can be extrapolated and transferred.　　164　　00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,980　　可能吧 就在木火车那边　　I guess. They're right over there by the wooden train set.　　165　　00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:57,290　　我爱火车　　I love trains.　　166　　00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:01,070　　你当然喜欢了　　I bet you do.　　167　　00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:06,050　　哎 呀 还真粘　　Oh,my,that's awfully sticky.　　168　　00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,710　　好了 我来瞧瞧哈...　　All right,let's see...　　169　　00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,680　　Bernie Bunny Has Two Daddies Now.　　170　　00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:21,780　　估计是同志兔子的故事　　That's probably about homosexual rabbits.　　171　　00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,780　　Gerry the Gerbil and the Bullies on the Bus.　　172　　00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:28,320　　读过了 没啥用　　Read it. Not helpful.　　173　　00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,790　　哦 有了　　Oh,here we go.　　174　　00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:35,480　　Stu the Cockatoo Is New at the Zoo.　　175　　00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:40,980　　莎拉·卡朋特作 现与其爱人 朋友马克以及鹦鹉斯图　　"Author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne,Indiana　　176　　00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:46,390　　居住于印第安纳州 韦恩堡　　"with her husband and best friend,Mark,and their cockatoo Stu."　　177　　00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,670　　没有点交友专家的样子 你说是吧?　　Hardly makes her an expert in making friends,wouldn't you agree?　　178　　00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,200　　我不喜欢鸟类 它们多吓人　　I don't like birds. They scare me.　　179　　00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,340　　我也是诶　　Me,too.　　180　　00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,730　　很多人都意识不到　　Most people don't see it.　　181　　00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,870　　你读啥呢?　　What are you reading?　　182　　00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,130　　Curious George.　　183　　00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,220　　哦 猴子我可喜欢　　Oh,I do like monkeys.　　184　　00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,020　　好奇乔治就是猴子　　Curious George is a monkey.　　185　　00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,480　　算是人格化的 但没错　　Somewhat anthropomorphized,but yes.　　186　　00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:18,170　　或许 啥时候咱俩去看个猴子呗 你觉得好不?　　Say,maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together. Would you like that?　　187　　00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,650　　好哇　　Okay.　　188　　00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,910　　谢尔顿 你干嘛呢?　　Sheldon,what are you doing?　　189　　00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:25,040　　我和这小女孩交朋友呢 你叫什么名字?　　I'm making friends with this little girl. What's your name?　　190　　00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,060　　瑞贝卡　　Rebecca.　　191　　00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,300　　嗨 瑞贝卡 我是你的新朋友谢尔顿　　Hi,Rebecca. I'm your new friend,Sheldon.　　192　　00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,750　　不 别搞了 走吧　　No,you're not. Let's go.　　193　　00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:34,860　　- 我俩聊得正投机呢 - 别抬头 上面有摄像头　　- We were really hitting it off. - Don't look up. There's cameras.　　194　　00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,270　　我想知道哈 在"你有多了解谢尔顿"那项　　********the "How well do you know Sheldon" section,　　195　　00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,350　　他最喜欢的氨基酸 你们填的啥?　　what did you put for his favorite amino acid?　　196　　00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,360　　- 赖氨酸 - 赖氨酸　　- Lysine. - Lysine.　　197　　00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:49,150　　完了 我本来写了赖氨酸 又改了　　Damn it,I had lysine and changed it.　　198　　00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,210　　太好了 时间刚刚好　　Oh,good,you're just in time.　　199　　00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:55,130　　我想我解开了交友解题步骤　　I believe I've isolated the algorithm for making friends.　　200　　00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,610　　谢尔顿 交友哪有解题步骤啊　　Sheldon,there is no algorithm for making friends.　　201　　00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,360　　得了 听他讲完 要是真有啥发现　　Well,hear him out. If he's really onto something,　　202　　00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:03,870　　咱就在动漫大会上弄个展台 赚他一笔　　we could open a booth at Comic-Con.Make a fortune.　　203　　00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:07,770　　是这样 我最初和Kripke搭话就跟　　See,my initial approach to Kripke had the same deficiencies　　204　　00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:11,560　　鹦鹉斯图刚到公园时一样有着缺陷　　as those that plagued Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.　　205　　00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,390　　鹦鹉斯图?　　Stu the Cockatoo?　　206　　00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,140　　没错 他是动物园新成员　　Yes. He's new at the zoo.　　207　　00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,460　　超赞的书　　It's a terrific book.　　208　　00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:23,070　　我摘录它的精华制作了流程图来指导我　　I've distilled its essence into a simple flow chart that will guide me through the process.　　209　　00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:27,960　　有没有考虑过出门时把他装进大木箱里?　　Have you thought about putting him in a crate while you're out of the apartment?　　210　　00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,450　　你好 Kripke? 我是谢尔顿·库珀　　Hello,Kripke? Sheldon Cooper here.　　211　　00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,470　　我想到哈 你没回我的电话　　It occurred to me that you hadn't returned any of my calls　　212　　00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:38,220　　是因为我没为发展友情提出实际建议　　because I hadn't offered any concrete suggestions for pursuing our friendship.　　213　　00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:42,620　　或许咱俩该一起吃个饭　　Perhaps the two of us might share a meal together.　　214　　00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:44,990　　了解　　I see.　　215　　00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:49,150　　那有没有时间喝个热饮?　　Well,then perhaps you'd have time for a hot beverage?　　216　　00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,450　　最受欢迎的有茶 咖啡 可可　　Popular choices include tea,coffee,cocoa.　　217　　00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,300　　了解了解 别 先别挂　　I see. No,no,no,wait. Don't hang up yet.　　218　　00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:58,330　　那娱乐娱乐怎么样呢?　　What about a recreational activity?　　219　　00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,780　　我们肯定有共同爱好　　I bet we share some common interests.　　220　　00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:03,410　　说说你有啥兴趣爱好　　Tell me an interest of yours.　　221　　00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,980　　真的呀? 骑真马?　　Really? On actual horses?　　222　　00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:11,520　　再说个兴趣爱好　　Tell me another interest of yours.　　223　　00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:15,860　　抱歉 不到逼不得已 我才不下水游泳　　I'm sorry. I have no desire to get in the water till I absolutely have to.　　224　　00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:18,140　　再说个兴趣爱好　　Tell me another interest of yours.　　225　　00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,090　　哦这问题要无限循环下去了　　Uh-oh,he's stuck in an infinite loop.　　226　　00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:22,280　　我来搞定　　I can fix it.　　227　　00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,480　　有意思 但口技不是个人娱乐项目吗?　　Interesting,but isn't ventriloquism by definition a solo activity?　　228　　00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:30,680　　再说个兴趣爱好　　Yeah. Tell me another interest of yours.　　229　　00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,370　　你喜不喜欢猴子呀?　　Is there any chance you like monkeys?　　230　　00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,410　　你咋回事嘛? 人人都喜欢猴子　　What is wrong with you? Everybody likes monkeys.　　231　　00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,200　　别挂 Kripke　　Hang on,Kripke.　　232　　00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:48,320　　没办法时 选择不太讨厌的项目　　A loop counter and an escape to the least objectionable activity.　　233　　00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,380　　霍华德 聪明啊　　Howard,that's brilliant.　　234　　00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:52,950　　你居然想到了　　I'm surprised you saw that.　　235　　00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,600　　天呀 谢尔顿咋交不到朋友呢?　　Gee,why can't Sheldon make friends?　　236　　00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:01,270　　好了 Kripke 你刚说那兴趣爱好 是我不太讨厌的　　All right,Kripke,that last interest strikes me as the least objectionable,　　237　　00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:04,980　　我提议咱一起去玩　　and I would like to propose that we do that together.　　238　　00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,300　　明天　　Tomorrow.　　239　　00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,900　　是的 我付钱 好的 拜拜　　Yes,I'll pay. All right,good-bye.　　240　　00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:16,240　　好啦 该学学攀岩了　　All right. Time to learn rock climbing.　　241　　00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:27,650　　要知道 我超喜欢口技哟　　You know,I am a fan of ventriloquism.　　242　　00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:31,380　　要不你我还有你的小假人去喝个热饮　　Maybe you,me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage.　　243　　00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,690　　你喝时他表演　　He could talk while you drink.　　244　　00:14:34, 580 --> 00:14:37,260　　不鸟 我想攀岩　　Nope. I wanna climb some rocks.　　245　　00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:47,180　　这家伙比在电脑上看起来大啊　　This appears significantly more monolithic than it did on my laptop.　　246　　00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:52,410　　想看原始人怎么用骨头当武器呢　　One expects to see hominids learning to use bones as weapons.　　247　　00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,200　　你恐高啊 库珀?　　You afraid of heights,Cooper?　　248　　00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:57,240　　哪能啊 恐高完全不合理　　Hardly. A fear of heights is illogical.　　249　　00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,130　　然而害怕掉下来 才是有发展眼光的说法　　A fear of falling,on the other hand,is prudent and evolutionary.　　250　　00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:06,830　　你说要巩固我们的友情 我最少要爬多高呀?　　What would you say is the minimum altitude I need to achieve to cement our newfound friendship?　　251　　00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,700　　好啦 这开生日会呢 小盆友都爬　　Come on,they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.　　252　　00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:15,100　　小原始人吧　　Little kid hominids perhaps.　　253　　00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:23,240　　你工作就干这点事啊? 父母一定很骄傲哈　　So is this your entire job? Your parents must be so proud.　　254　　00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,460　　- 来啊 库珀 - 来了 Kripke　　- Let's go,Cooper. - I'm coming,Kripke.　　255　　00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:31,440　　好的 绳子貌似很结实　　Okay,the harness seems to be secure.　　256　　00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:36,150　　刚才有点不能自制 但网上说那是正常情况　　A small amount of incontinence just now,but the Web site said that's to be expected.　　257　　00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:45,210　　也不咋难嘛 像是垂直游泳　　this isn't so bad. It's like vertical swimming.　　258　　00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,570　　嘿 瞧瞧 库珀 都爬到一半了　　Hey,look at you,Cooper. You're almost halfway to the top.　　259　　00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,900　　是吗?　　I am?　　260　　00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:56,300　　我错了 我恐高　　I was wrong. It is a fear of heights.　　261　　00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,540　　你还好吗 库珀?　　You all right there,Cooper?　　262　　00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:58,790　　不太好　　Not really.　　263　　00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:02,730　　感觉像是反正切曲线接近渐近线了　　I feel somewhat like an inverse tangent function that's approached an asymptote.　　264　　00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,100　　你是说你卡住了?　　Are you saying you're stuck?　　265　　00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:08,110　　反正切曲线接近渐近线 哪个字你不明白啊?　　What part of inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote did you not understand?　　266　　00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:12,030　　我都明白 我又不是白痴 接着爬啦　　I understood all of it. I'm not a moron. Just keep going.　　267　　00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,940　　我想我做不到　　Yeah,I don't think I can.　　268　　00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,510　　那就爬下去　　Well,then climb back down.　　269　　00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,810　　不行 更没可能了　　No,that doesn't seem any more likely.　　270　　00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,710　　你打算咋办 库珀?　　What's your plan,Cooper?　　271　　00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:26,600　　不能算是啥打算 我想我要晕菜了　　Well,it's not exactly a plan,but I think I'm going to pass out.　　272　　00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,550　　抱歉 咱再做一次行吗?　　I'm sorry,can we please just do it one more time?　　273　　00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,710　　好的 一二 一二三　　Okay. One,two,one,two,three,and...　　274　　00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:59,370　　小事一件 但真是怀念啊　　It's a little thing,but you really do miss it.　　275　　00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,510　　大家好　　Hello,everyone.　　276　　00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,100　　我带新朋友贝瑞·克里帕奇回家吃饭了　　I brought my new friend Barry Kripke home for dinner.　　277　　00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,690　　你们也好啊　　Hello to you,too.　　278　　00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:10,810　　攀岩怎样?　　How was rock climbing?　　279　　00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,600　　他晕过去了　　He passed out.　　280　　00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:15,380　　跟个意大利腊肠一样吊在那　　Just hung there like a big salami.　　281　　00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,570　　那 那 那是我的座　　Tha-tha-that's where I sit.　　282　　00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,070　　你还有固定座位呢? 咋这么怪捏　　Ooh,you have a special spot? What kind of wacko are you?　　283　　00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,160　　看你有多少时间　　How much tim" type="audio/mpeg" />-->