00:21:00,390　　正巧拉杰想要尿尿*　　* While Raj just wanted to pee.　　2　　00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,200　　面对凶恶的怪兽时*　　* He faced a fearsome giant　　3　　00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,670　　背着一个悦耳的小提琴*　　* With a fi-fi fiddle dee-dee　　4　　00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:51,130　　有个勇敢的青年叫莱纳德*　　* There once was a brave lad named Leonard　　5　　00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,670　　真棒　　Great.　　6　　00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:44,270　　吟游诗人会为你写首歌的　　Minstrels will write songs about you.　　7　　00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:41,070　　我错了　　I was wrong.　　8　　00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,370　　你也可以称其为　　战斗的印记　　your warrior's wound, if you will.　　9　　00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,430　　这可是荣誉徽章　　That's your badge of honor　　10　　00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,030　　而我的前额却还有擦不掉的墨迹　　and I have indelible ink on my forehead!　　11　　00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,030　　佩妮和她的垃圾前男友又好上了　　Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend,　　12　　00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,730　　完全是天性使然　　because it's his nature.　　13　　00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,530　　他为了正义和公道而斗争　　He fights for right and justice simply　　14　　00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,200　　幕后英雄从不邀功　　The true hero doesn't seek adulation.　　15　　00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:21,200　　为你骄傲　　莱纳德　　Well done, Leonard.　　16　　00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,430　　拜拜　　Bye.　　17　　00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:12,470　　再见　　Bye, guys.　　18　　00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,000　　有机会戴新买的贝雷帽了　　and I get to wear my new beret.　　19　　00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,000　　我们明晚要共进晚餐　　We're having dinner tomorrow night,　　20　　00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:04,400　　没有　　我认为他真的改变了　　Nope. I just think he's really changed.　　21　　00:19:55,670 --> 00:20:00,700　　他没有对其突然良心发现 给出任何理由吗　　Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany?　　22　　00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:54,470　　就这样　　That's it?　　23　　00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,600　　还钱本是天经地义　　and wanted to do what was right.　　24　　00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,100　　是的　　他说他觉得很惭愧　　Yes, he said he was feeling guilty　　25　　00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:45,330　　真的吗　　他有说为什么吗　　Really? Did he say why?　　26　　00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:40,470　　还把他欠我的钱还给了我　　and gives me the money he owes me..　　27　　00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,600　　科特回来了　　Kurt shows up　　28　　00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,570　　但最主要的是　　突然间　　but the biggest thing was, out of the blue,　　29　　00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,870　　在餐厅里多加几小时的班　　and picked up a few more hours at the restaurant,　　30　　00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,700　　就如你说的　　我省下一部分开支　　Well, I cut back my expenses like you said　　31　　00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,230　　但这些钱你从哪来的　　but where did the money come from?　　32　　00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:29,400　　虽然这与我无关　　Hey, I know it's none of my business,　　33　　00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,870　　该死　　我还是没有摸透其中奥秘　　Darn. I can't seem to get the hang of that.　　34　　00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:24,230　　不　　No.　　35　　00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,900　　讽刺吗　　Sarcasm?　　36　　00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,230　　非常感谢　　帮了大忙了　　Thank you very much. It helped a lot.　　37　　00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,130　　谢尔顿　　这是你的钱　　Sheldon, here is your money.　　38　　00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,730　　佩妮　　你来啦　　Hello, Penny.　　39　　00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,230　　看起来像捕鱼的　　Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat.　　40　　00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:12,100　　最近流行这款　　It's kind of a fashionable look these days.　　41　　00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,700　　帽子不错　　Nice hat.　　42　　00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,000　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon!　　43　　00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,700　　-谢尔顿在吗　　-在的　　等等　　-Hey. Is Sheldon here? -Yeah. Hang on.　　44　　00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:53,810　　不介意的话　　我还是想尿尿　　If anybody cares, I still have to pee　　45　　00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:47,700　　或许我们应该把你头拿去公证一下　　Maybe we should have your head notarized.　　46　　00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:39,900　　却打到了正式的欠条　　but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt.　　47　　00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,570　　你没有拿到现金　　You may not have succeeded in getting cash,　　48　　00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,370　　恭喜你　　congratulations.　　49　　00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:31,000　　而且我长裤里还多穿了条平脚裤　　And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants.　　50　　00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,430　　因为正义站在我这边　　I have right on my side.　　51　　00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,130　　我可不需要后援团　　I don't need backup.　　52　　00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,170　　你的后援团去哪了　　What happened to your backup?　　53　　00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,330　　拿不到佩妮的钱　　我是不会走的　　I'm not leaving here without Penny's money.　　54　　00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:06,330　　其实本来就不该带你们来　　I guess, technically, that was my fault.　　55　　00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:58,070　　那好吧　　Okay.　　56　　00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,170　　我必须有始有终　　I'm gonna see this through.　　57　　00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,030　　不　　你们想走就走吧　　No. You can leave if you want to.　　58　　00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,600　　拜托　　莱纳德　　我们走吧　　Come on, Leonard, let's go.　　59　　00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,500　　所以他没记得我　　I was in a Halloween costume.　　60　　00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,000　　因为上次见面时　　我正穿着万圣节服饰　　He didn't remember me because the last time we met,　　61　　00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,670　　我明白了　　I've got it.　　62　　00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,600　　他根本没理会我们　　He just blew us off.　　63　　00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,330　　不　　问题还没解决　　No, the problem isn't solved.　　64　　00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,730　　我们快去找个有干净厕所的加油站吧　　Now let's go find a gas station with a clean bathroom.　　65　　00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,630　　目的达到了　　A successful quest.　　66　　00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:36,030　　你看　　问题解决了　　Well, there you go. Problem solved.　　67　　00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,370　　我想什么时候还就什么时候还　　She'll get it when she gets it.　　68　　00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,700　　我希望对你来说　　这词儿还算是礼貌用语　　Um, I just think it would be a nice gesture on your part.　　69　　00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:22,730　　说"认为"　　语气已经较强烈了　　"Feel" is a kind of a... it's a strong word.　　70　　00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:16,800　　你认为　　You do?　　71　　00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,100　　此外　　我认为欠债还钱　　天经地义　　I, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt.　　72　　00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,230　　当然不　　她是不好意思来取　　No, no, she's too proud to ask for the money.　　73　　00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,430　　于是她叫你来拿钱　　And she sent you to get it from me?　　74　　00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,600　　相当有帮助　　to solving her problems.　　75　　00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:06,430　　而你欠她的钱　　对于缓解危机　　and the money that you owe her would go a long way　　76　　00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,800　　事情是这样的　　佩妮的经济出现了状况　　Okay, here it is. Penny's in kind of a financial jam,　　77　　00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:01,070　　我可记得他　　I remember him.　　78　　00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:58,670　　谢尔顿　　别这样　　Sheldon, not now.　　79　　00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:57,770　　他怎能不记得我了　　How could he not remember me?　　80　　00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,400　　他不记得我了　　He don't remember me?　　81　　00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,030　　不记得　　你想干嘛　　No. What do you want?　　82　　00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,730　　谢尔顿　　霍华德 和拉杰吗　　Sheldon, Howard and Raj.　　83　　00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:49,830　　你还记得　　Um, you remember　　84　　00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,500　　其实我不喜欢被叫莱尼　　不过没关系　　I don't really go by Lenny, but that's okay.　　85　　00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,070　　你是莱尼吗　　Lenny, right?　　86　　00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,730　　你好　　科特　　Hi, Kurt.　　87　　00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,200　　什么事　　Yeah?　　88　　00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:36,230　　出门前应该上个厕所的　　I should've peed before we left.　　89　　00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:28,270　　你们就站在我后面假装很凶悍　　You just stand behind me and try to look formidable.　　90　　00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:25,400　　我来跟他谈　　I'll do the talking.　　91　　00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,100　　这样吧　　Okay, how about this?　　92　　00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,000　　吟游诗人会为他写歌　　Minstrels will write songs about him.　　93　　00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:19,370　　也就是说他将有更多的战利品　　Which means his triumph will be even larger.　　94　　00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,300　　伙计们　　我们有四个人 他只有一个人　　Guys, there are four of us and one of him.　　95　　00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,630　　我们对一下表吧　　Shall we synchronize our watches?　　96　　00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:10,100　　你准备要死了　　and you're going to die.　　97　　00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,970　　我准备要吐了　　谢尔顿准备逃跑了　　I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away,　　98　　00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,830　　嗯　　库萨帕里准备要尿裤子了　　Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself,　　99　　00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,730　　大家都清楚我们的计划了　　Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?　　100　　00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:59,270　　去吧　　求你们了　　他太健壮了　　Come on, please? He's so big.　　101　　00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,170　　你们都是损友　　You guys suck.　　102　　00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,470　　外面有点凉飕飕的　　It's shpritzing a little.　　103　　00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:49,770　　带件外套去　　Take a jacket.　　104　　00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:47,730　　莱纳德　　等等　　Leonard, wait.　　105　　00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,830　　我自己去完成这个冒险　　I'll make this quest on my own.　　106　　00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:44,570　　好吧　　好好享受你们的游戏　　Fine. Enjoy your little game.　　107　　00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,470　　再说　　没有人剥了他们的裤子　　Plus, no one stole their pants.　　108　　00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:37,130　　他们那时很艰难　　莱纳德　　They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.　　109　　00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,470　　-他们去了　　-所以　　-They did. -Well?　　110　　00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,970　　山姆怀斯　　皮平和梅利有没有陪他一起去?　　didn't Samwise, Pippin and Merry go with him?　　111　　00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:30,970　　你们说　　佛罗多离开夏尔 把魔戒带去莫都的时候　　Excuse me. When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor,　　112　　00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,170　　代我们向科特问好　　Say hi to Kurt for us.　　113　　00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:21,100　　并以一种自杀的方式去向他要钱　　in a suicidal mission to extract money from him?　　114　　00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,270　　佩妮那个类固醇激素旺盛的前男友　　Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend　　115　　00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:15,400　　谁愿意放弃我们的游戏而去面对　　Who is in favor of abandoning our game and confronting　　116　　00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,770　　好吧　　莱纳德刚才清楚地表明了他的问题　　All right. Leonard fairly calls the question:　　117　　00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,570　　我不怕他　　I'm not afraid of him.　　118　　00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:08,070　　你确定么　　但你提议表明你已经忘记了　　Are you sure? Because your proposal suggests that you don't.　　119　　00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,070　　我记得　　I do.　　120　　00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:02,130　　结果回来的时候裤子都没了吗　　we returned home without pants?　　121　　00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,370　　莱纳德　　还记得我们上次去找这个男人　　Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman,　　122　　00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,170　　但真的可以出去冒险的时候 你们就都窝囊了　　but when there's real adventure out there in the real world, you just wimp out.　　123　　00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,630　　你们玩游戏就是为了模拟冒险场景　　You play a game to simulate adventure,　　124　　00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,630　　真难以置信　　You guys are unbelievable.　　125　　00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,600　　给你　　Here.　　126　　00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,700　　我可能需要点帮助　　I could use some help.　　127　　00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,770　　太棒了　　我得到了一把剑　　Oh, cool, I got a sword.　　128　　00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,200　　你们真的忍心让我一个人去吗　　Really? You're just gonna let me go by myself?　　129　　00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:38,530　　两个六　　Ooh, double sixes.　　130　　00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,300　　谁想参加　　Who's with me?　　131　　00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:30,070　　原来他欠了佩妮很多钱 我想去问他讨回来　　It turns out he owes Penny a lot of money, and I'm gonna go get it from him.　　132　　00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,200　　对　　就是他　　Yeah, that's him.　　133　　00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:22,070　　你们还记得 佩妮的前男友科特吗　　Do you guys remember penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt?　　134　　00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:18,970　　到底是什么游戏?　　What is it?　　135　　00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:18,070　　来吧　　会很好玩的　　Come on. It'll be fun.　　136　　00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:15,570　　出去玩?　　我刚弄了杯可可　　Outside? I just made cocoa.　　137　　00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:13,000　　你们想不想玩真人冒险游戏?　　Hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest?　　138　　00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:09,830　　你想要火之谷吗 这里就有　　You want the Valley of Fire? It's right here.　　139　　00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:06,170　　我们在玩火之谷冒险游戏 目标是拿到至尊王冠　　We're on a quest through the Valley of Fire to acquire the sacred crown.　　140　　00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,030　　你们在干嘛　　Hey, what's going on?　　141　　00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,570　　我有拿印度圣歌来取笑你吗　　you scarf down a Whopper?　　142　　00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:55,400　　你每次吃汉堡王的天椒皇堡的时候　　Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita every time　　143　　00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,700　　你们都可以吃"　　among the beasts shall ye eat."　　144　　00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:48,230　　"凡蹄分两瓣　　倒嚼的走兽　　"Only that which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud　　145　　00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,900　　利未记(圣经)第十一章第三节里说　　Leviticus 11:3:　　146　　00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:42,330　　那些木须肉在我的十二指肠里烧穿了个洞　　This moo shu pork's burning a hole through my duodenum.　　147　　00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:32,730　　你以为我表演课是白上的吗　　And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.　　148　　00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,300　　真的吗　　Really?　　149　　00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,870　　我会一直都缠着你的　　I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you.　　150　　00:13:17,370 --> 00:13:21,730　　莱纳德　　亲爱的　　如果我们开始一起住的话　　Oh, Leonard, honey, if we started living together,　　151　　00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:17,300　　决不会介意搬来跟你住的　　wouldn't mind moving in with you.　　152　　00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,700　　我肯定那个跟谢尔顿一起住的人　　Well, I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon　　153　　00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,500　　你认识什么适合的人不　　do you know anybody　　154　　00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,270　　你干吗不找个室友搬进来住呢　　Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here　　155　　00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,130　　就像...　　and it's just, like...　　156　　00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:04,970　　那些箱子不干净的话　　你的书就会有股甜瓜味　　and if they're not clean, then your books smell like melons,　　157　　00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,400　　你得去超市买那些置物箱　　You have to go to the supermarket and get boxes,　　158　　00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,930　　搬家要花很多钱的　　Moving is a big deal.　　159　　00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,170　　为什么不呢?　　Why not?　　160　　00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,970　　你不会想这样做的　　Oh, you don't want to do that.　　161　　00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:51,270　　不...　　Oh, no...　　162　　00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,500　　不过我可能得去找个便宜点的地方住了　　but I may have to find a cheaper place to live.　　163　　00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,370　　我也不知道　　I don't know,　　164　　00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:45,170　　你准备怎么做?　　what are you gonna do?　　165　　00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:43,500　　那...　　Well...　　166　　00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:42,270　　莱纳德　　我不会打电话给科特向他讨债的　　Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt and ask him for money.　　167　　00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,800　　还在警车里小便的人渣的基础之上的?　　who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles?　　168　　00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:35,200　　这还建立在他是个天生没信用 经常喝醉　　And that's based on the inherent credit-worthiness of people　　169　　00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,400　　没有　　不过他会还的　　No, but he will.　　170　　00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,170　　他把钱还给你了吗　　Did he pay you back?　　171　　00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,930　　所以　　我帮他付了罚款　　so I, you know, I paid his fines.　　172　　00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,370　　还有一堆告票　　and a bench warrant,　　173　　00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,330　　话说他有很多罚款单　　Anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding tickets　　174　　00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,470　　但愿如此　　I would hope so.　　175　　00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,630　　-什么?　　-他喝醉了　　-What? -He was drunk.　　176　　00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,400　　他在警车上小便被抓了　　He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.　　177　　00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:17,270　　嗯　　Yeah.　　178　　00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:15,770　　你那个前男友?　　Your ex-boyfriend?　　179　　00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,670　　还记得科特吗　　Well, remember Kurt?　　180　　00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,070　　超速驾驶被逮着了　　going 4,000 miles an hour.　　181　　00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,700　　貌似你以4000英里的时速　　It sounds like you got caught speeding　　182　　00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:06,970　　没什么?　　Nothing?　　183　　00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:05,570　　没什么　　Oh, that's nothing.　　184　　00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:03,600　　哪儿来的洛杉矶高等法院的1800美金罚款?　　Whoa, what's $1,800 to the Los Angeles County Superior Court?　　185　　00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:55,830　　实际上这就是...我们还是继续看吧　　Actually, it kind of... Let's keep looking.　　186　　00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:50,730　　这不是评判"专业"的标准　　That is not the definition of professional.　　187　　00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,400　　你有能赚钱的表演工作?　　You've had an acting job where you got paid?　　188　　00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,600　　我是个专业女演员　　I'm a professional actress.　　189　　00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,470　　不　　我不能放弃我的表演课　　Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes.　　190　　00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:40,030　　价值170美金的表演课程?　　$170 dollars for acting classes?　　191　　00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,470　　只是说说而已　　Just a suggestion.　　192　　00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,630　　那你可能也不需要有线网络了　　then you probably don't need cable.　　193　　00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,530　　如果你家没有电　　If you don't have electricity,　　194　　00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:28,100　　这有一些　　Oh, here's something.　　195　　00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,270　　说不定能找到些能缩减的开支　　Maybe we can find some corners to cut.　　196　　00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,330　　让我们看看　　Let's take a look.　　197　　00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,300　　可能没你想的那么糟　　It's probably not as bad as you think.　　198　　00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,100　　电视明星　　TV star.　　199　　00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:17,030　　有没有B计划?　　Was there a plan B?　　200　　00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,730　　当六个月服务员然后成为电影明星　　Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.　　201　　00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,230　　那你原来打算怎么样　　Well, what was the plan?　　202　　00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,830　　我没打算变成现在这样的　　It wasn't supposed to go this way.　　203　　00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,830　　我知道　　但这和我的预期差别太大了　　Yeah, I know, it's just... this wasn't the plan.　　204　　00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:02,500　　谁不欠费啊　　Everybody gets behind on their bills.　　205　　00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,900　　你不就欠了点费吗　　So you're a little behind on your bills.　　206　　00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:59,070　　但这并不是最大的问题所在　　Yeah, well, that's not really my big problem.　　207　　00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,500　　才让你对他没有杀意　　you know, kill him.　　208　　00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:54,230　　事实上 正是像这种为数不多的特点　　It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that doesn't make you want to,　　209　　00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:51,110　　要知道　　谢尔顿真不在乎 什么时候你还他钱　　Look, you do understand that Sheldon really doesn't care when he gets the money back.　　210　　00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,770　　已经放回去了　　Back in the pocket it goes.　　211　　00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:43,130　　要不然我会找个其他的地方搁　　or I'll find some other place to put it.　　212　　00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,770　　放回你的口袋里　　Put it back in your pocket,　　213　　00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:39,270　　14块?　　$14, huh?　　214　　00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,830　　然后只剩14块　　Then I had like $14 left over.　　215　　00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,630　　我用谢尔顿的钱付了房租　　I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent.　　216　　00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:31,500　　这样看来他们还挺周到的　　Yeah, they're very considerate that way.　　217　　00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,900　　我会享受这样的气氛　　I would enjoy the ambience.　　218　　00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:25,230　　水电局认为　　the Department of Water and Power thought　　219　　00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,800　　因为没付帐单　　When I didn't pay my bill,　　220　　00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,500　　温馨的烛光哈　　A little mood lighting, huh?　　221　　00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:09,030　　在绿灯侠的屁股里总能找到50块　　there's always a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.　　222　　00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,430　　但如果真缺钱的话　　But if you're ever short,　　223　　00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,000　　提醒一下　　我已经把钱从小蛇罐子挪走了　　you should know that I've moved my money out of the snake can.　　224　　00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:57,700　　以防你们谁有贼心　　In case either of you have larceny in your heart,　　225　　00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:51,100　　我忘了幸运饼干了　　I forgot my fortune cookie.　　226　　00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,530　　回家 在那我不用像个犯人似的被审问　　Going home, where I won't be interrogated like a criminal.　　227　　00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:40,270　　你去哪　　Where are you going?　　228　　00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:38,170　　然后把钱施舍给那些付不了帐单的姑娘　　and throw some money at the girl who can't pay her bills.　　229　　00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:34,770　　打开你的小蛇把守的罐子　　Yeah. You would just love to open up your little snake can　　230　　00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:30,200　　你很喜欢这样不是么　　Oh, you know, you would just love that, wouldn't you?　　231　　00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,830　　你可以再来点　　Because I can give you more.　　232　　00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,330　　我借给你的够么　　Did I not lend you a sufficient amount?　　233　　00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:22,870　　你看上去很有压力　　You seem under pressure.　　234　　00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,770　　她需要钱　　She needed money.　　235　　00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:19,730　　等等　　你借她钱来着　　Oh, wait, you lent her money?　　236　　00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,300　　只是要宽限我几天　　You just have to give me more time.　　237　　00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,700　　谢尔顿　　我有了钱马上还你　　Sheldon, look, I will pay you back as soon as I can.　　238　　00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:14,230　　那是诉讼挑唆的意思　　the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit.　　239　　00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:11,170　　请原谅　　佩妮　　Forgive me, Penny, but that would be　　240　　00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,470　　今天我想换个花样　　去告我啊　　and I wanted something different. So sue me.　　241　　00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:06,930　　我在饭店吃了四天的残羹剩饭　　I've been having leftovers at the restaurant for like four days,　　242　　00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:05,070　　-好吧　　-说得太他妈对了　　Okay. You're damn right it's okay.　　243　　00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,370　　而我只能吃外卖　　I'm having takeout food.　　244　　00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,030　　没错　　正餐来了　　Yes, dinner's here, and I'm having some.　　245　　00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,430　　太好了　　饭(双关:正餐)来了　　Oh, good. Dinner's here.　　246　　00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:57,770　　是14块5　　算了　　It was $14.50, but it's okay.　　247　　00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:54,570　　莱纳德　　拿着　　10, 11, 12... 14块　　Here, Leonard-- $10, $11, $12... $14.　　248　　00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:50,300　　像小狗似的　　Kind of like a puppy.　　249　　00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,570　　当他感受到压力的时候就尿急　　He has a nervous bladder when he's stressed out.　　250　　00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,530　　这又怎么了?　　What was that about?　　251　　00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,230　　我不需要靠别人　　I don't rely on anybody!　　252　　00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,970　　我靠自己的钱过活　　明白?　　I pay my own way in this world, okay?　　253　　00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:32,400　　告诉你吧　　哥们　　'Cause let me tell you something, buddy.　　254　　00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:31,200　　对　　拉杰　　你什么意思　　Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?　　255　　00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,770　　我是骗中餐小姐　　That I'm some kind of Chinese food prostitute?　　256　　00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,200　　我用我的身体来让别人请客?　　That I'm using my body to get dinner?　　257　　00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:20,770　　你什么意思　　What are you saying?　　258　　00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,400　　是不是也能免费吃到鲜虾捞面了　　if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free.　　259　　00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,200　　他穿紧身上衣和牛仔裤的话　　skintight jeans and a tank top　　260　　00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,530　　他在猜如果　　He was just wondering if he wore　　261　　00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:11,270　　又怎么了　　What?　　262　　00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:07,230　　下次你请就好了　　You'll get the next one.　　263　　00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,670　　14块5　　真没多少　　$14.50. But it's no biggie.　　264　　00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:02,500　　到底是10块还是11块?　　Well, which is it, $10 or $11?　　265　　00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:00,600　　差不多10块11块吧　　It's... whatever. $10, $11.　　266　　00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,170　　不　　多少钱?　　No, really, how much?　　267　　00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,530　　没事　　我请你　　Don't worry about it. It's my treat.　　268　　00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:55,400　　谢谢　　莱纳德　　我该给多少　　Thank you, Leonard. What's my share?　　269　　00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:54,100　　佩妮　　你的龙虾酱炒虾　　Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce.　　270　　00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:49,530　　当个"可恶的犹太人"真是越来越难了　　It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.　　271　　00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,500　　木须肉涨价了　　The price of moo shu pork went up.　　272　　00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,030　　对　　你还多欠我两块　　Oh, you owe me another two dollars.　　273　　00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,770　　你的这份　　Here you go.　　274　　00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,870　　看看有没有我没注意到的失误　　and see if there's a blunder I overlooked.　　275　　00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:36,430　　高兴地话　　你可以去查查我的社交日志　　If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions　　276　　00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:33,100　　我没概念了　　I'm at a loss.　　277　　00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:31,300　　你肯定干什么事惹着她来着　　Well, you clearly did something to aggravate her.　　278　　00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,670　　没啊　　No.　　279　　00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,470　　你们之前吵过架?　　Did you guys have an argument?　　280　　00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:24,500　　我本来还不确定　　I wasn't sure.　　281　　00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:22,370　　太好了　　原来这不是正常的对话模式　　Oh, good, that was an unusual interaction.　　282　　00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:19,970　　真奇怪　　Weird.　　283　　00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,630　　我的天　　你能不能别那么多事　　Oh, my God, would you just get off my case?!　　284　　00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,530　　-现在终于寄到了　　有问题么？　　-没有　　Look, it finally arrived, all right? All right.　　285　　00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,270　　那是之前订的　　and it was back-ordered.　　286　　00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:09,970　　我订了一个　　一个月前　　I bought one, like, a month ago,　　287　　00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,500　　在街上逛来逛去　　just buying myself berets.　　288　　00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:07,470　　我并没有为了一个贝雷帽　　It's not like I'm running up and down the streets　　289　　00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,270　　无所谓了　　Okay, whatever.　　290　　00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,170　　他真的很喜欢肩饰　　He does find that fascinating.　　291　　00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:01,230　　他没说谎　　He's not lying.　　292　　00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,930　　另一个迷人的例子是肩饰　　Another fascinating example is the epaulet.　　293　　00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,530　　很好的例子　　adapted from male military uniforms?　　294　　00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,470　　是女性时尚参考男性军服　　of a piece of women's fashion　　295　　00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:51,030　　你知道么　　贝雷帽　　Did you know the beret is an example　　296　　00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,770　　都是几个月前的事了　　是以前订的　　A couple of months ago. It was back-ordered.　　297　　00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,430　　肯定是我订的贝雷帽　　This must be the beret I ordered.　　298　　00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:43,870　　谢谢　　Oh, thanks.　　299　　00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:42,800　　佩妮　　这有个你的包裹　　Penny, you appear to have a package here.　　300　　00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:38,500　　-那这句　　-闭嘴吧　　Was that sar-- Stop it!　　301　　00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:35,230　　是　　Yes.　　302　　00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,100　　那这句呢?　　Was that sarcasm?　　303　　00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,730　　不　　No.　　304　　00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:30,930　　这是讽刺么?　　Was that sarcasm?　　305　　00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,400　　做一辈子奶酪店的服务员　　for my whole life.　　306　　00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,370　　我希望我能　　I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory　　307　　00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,530　　妙极了　　Great.　　308　　00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,130　　佩妮　　上班还好么　　Hey, Penny. How was work?　　309　　00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:20,700　　并且　　我喜欢被人抓抓肚皮　　Additionally, I like having my belly scratched.　　310　　00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:17,400　　这样学习的机会 会比较充裕　　The learning opportunities would be abundant.　　311　　00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,200　　为什么呢　　Why?　　312　　00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,430　　这样对话才能进展下去　　That's how you move a conversation forward.　　313　　00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:10,330　　当然　　Of course.　　314　　00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,070　　一定要问么　　Do I have to?　　315　　00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,370　　问我为什么　　Ask me why.　　316　　00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:05,230　　有意思　　Interesting.　　317　　00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:01,330　　也不愿意成为高智能的外星人　　to a race of super-intelligent aliens.　　318　　00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,700　　我宁可自己是一只家养宠物　　and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet　　319　　00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:56,030　　我反复考虑过了　　You know, I've given the matter some thought,　　320　　00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,900　　我已经开始后悔了　　I'm regretting this already.　　321　　00:05:43,870 --> 00:05:47,030　　与时间的线性关系　　to a linear understanding of time and causality.　　322　　00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,800　　我假设你遵循前因后果　　Assuming you subscribe　　323　　00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:41,430　　没钱你也还不了　　It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can.　　324　　00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,630　　那是肯定的　　Of course you will.　　325　　00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:37,200　　等我有钱了就" type="audio/mpeg" />-->