00:00:09,030　　I don't ever want to feel　　2　　00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:11,130　　Like I did that day　　3　　00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,000　　Take me to the place I love　　4　　00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:17,460　　Take me all the way　　5　　00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:20,860　　I don't ever want to feel　　6　　00:00:20,930 --> 00:00:22,400　　Like I did that day　　7　　00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,400　　Take me to the place I lo...　　8　　00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,500　　伙计们　　拜托　　Fellas, please.　　9　　00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,760　　佩妮　　别这样　　Penny, come on.　　10　　00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:33,500　　我们刚润好嗓子　　We were just finding our sound.　　11　　00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,130　　确实　　You found it.　　12　　00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:38,560　　听起来就像被割草机碾过的猫叫　　It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower.　　13　　00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,330　　我真的很忙　　I'm really very busy.　　14　　00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,700　　有没有办法延期　　Is there any way that we can put this off　　15　　00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,760　　好让我有时间准备　　until I have more time to prepare?　　16　　00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,400　　当然　　Of course.　　17　　00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:49,000　　但你知道我害怕　　But, uh, you understand my trepidation.　　18　　00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:49,900　　怎么回事　　What's that about?　　19　　00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,300　　没头绪　　Not a clue.　　20　　00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,500　　不能推迟到春季吗　　Can't we just postpone it till the spring?　　21　　00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,060　　或者明年夏天　　Maybe next summer?　　22　　00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:57,130　　这个很容易推断　　This should be fairly easy to deduce.　　23　　00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,330　　他用左耳听电话　　He's holding the phone to his left ear.　　24　　00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,230　　耳朵受同侧脑半球控制　　他在用理性　　Ears do not cross hemispheres, so he's using the analytical　　25　　00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,300　　而不是感性的大脑半球　　表明　　rather than the emotional side of the brain, suggesting that　　26　　00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,960　　他与来电方无私人感情　　he has no personal relationship with the caller.　　27　　00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:10,960　　不　　我没发现有这么久了　　No, I didn't realize it had been so long.　　28　　00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:14,330　　当然　　我看也没别的选择了 只好硬着头皮上了　　Sure, I guess there's no other choice but to just go ahead and do it.　　29　　00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,430　　他提到的是他以前做过的事　　He's referring to an activity he has done before.　　30　　00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,530　　令人不爽　　还得反复做　　It's unpleasant and needs to be repeated.　　31　　00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,830　　这就说明是某种　　This suggests some sort of　　32　　00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:24,100　　侵入性医学检查　　很可能是结肠镜检查　　invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.　　33　　00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,730　　没别的选择吗　　Aren't there any other options?　　34　　00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,100　　空间不大　　There's not a lot of room.　　35　　00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,360　　会很不舒服的　　It's gonna be uncomfortable.　　36　　00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:29,530　　没错　　没错　　Yes, yes.　　37　　00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,700　　绝对是结肠镜检查　　I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.　　38　　00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,760　　好的　　拜　　Okay, bye.　　39　　00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,560　　我母亲要来了　　My mother's coming to visit.　　40　　00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,530　　怎么样　　你说对了　　How about that, you were right.　　41　　00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,110　　电梯故障了　　It's out of order.　　42　　00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:18,420　　知道　　我看到提示了　　Yes, I can read the sign.　　43　　00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:21,060　　我在思考其含义　　I'm just pondering the implications.　　44　　00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:26,500　　含义就是电梯坏了　　I think it implies that the elevator doesn't work.　　45　　00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,500　　再说一次　　我看到提示了　　Again, I can read the sign.　　46　　00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,830　　但提示和带子上都积了一层灰　　But the sign and the tape are coated with a layer of dust,　　47　　00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:35,460　　表明电梯不能用　　which indicates that the elevator has been nonfunctional　　48　　00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,000　　有好长时间了　　for a significant amount of time.　　49　　00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:41,030　　这就说明要么这楼的 24到36户人家　　我假设的　　Which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the, I assume,　　50　　00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,400　　基于邮箱的个数　　24 to 36 residents of this building,　　51　　00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:45,000　　和典型的城市人口密度得出的　　based on the number of mailboxes　　52　　00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,660　　都特别懒散　　and given typical urban population density　　53　　00:02:47,730 --> 00:02:51,060　　要么都同时产生功能性错觉　　or a shared delusion of functionality.　　54　　00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,900　　你一定是莱纳德的母亲　　You must be Leonard's mother.　　55　　00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:59,300　　我不确定我一定是　　但没错　　Oh, I don't know if I must be, but yes.　　56　　00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,700　　我是佩妮　　他的邻居　　Uh, I'm Penny. I'm his neighbor.　　57　　00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,400　　贝芙莉·霍夫斯塔德博士　　Oh, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.　　58　　00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,100　　很高兴认识你　　Oh, nice to meet you.　　59　　00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,260　　你喜欢握手　　有趣　　Oh, you're a hand shaker. Interesting.　　60　　00:03:09,130 --> 00:03:10,400　　跟我来吧　　Uh, why don't you come with me.　　61　　00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,160　　-我带你去他公寓　　-好的　　I'll walk you to the apartment. Oh, all right.　　62　　00:03:12,230 --> 00:03:15,330　　路上可以寒暄寒暄吗　　Would you like to exchange pleasantries on the way?　　63　　00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,660　　当然　　我想可以　　Yeah, sure, I guess.　　64　　00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,160　　好的　　你先说　　All right, you start.　　65　　00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:20,000　　好的　　Okay.　　66　　00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,330　　我总是很好奇　　You know, I've always been curious.　　67　　00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,960　　莱纳德小时候什么样子　　What was Leonard like when he was little?　　68　　00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:24,260　　我猜你是说年幼时　　Oh, I think you mean young.　　69　　00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,630　　他一直很小[个子矮小]　　He's always been little.　　70　　00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,630　　好的　　Right, okay.　　71　　00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,060　　他年幼时什么样子　　What was he like when he was young?　　72　　00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:31,060　　你得说得更具体些　　You'll have to be more specific.　　73　　00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:34,260　　好的　　大约5　　6岁时　　Um, okay, like, five or six.　　74　　00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,760　　5岁　　Five.　　75　　00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:43,030　　在那个年纪　　他正陷于　　Oh, well, at that age, he was well enmeshed　　76　　00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,000　　被弗洛伊德称之为　　in what Freud would call the phallic stage　　77　　00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,800　　性心理发展的阴茎期　　of psychosexual development.　　78　　00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,960　　当然是过气的理论　　但这孩子的确　　An outmoded theory, of course, but the boy did spend　　79　　00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:52,000　　醒着的大部分时间都紧紧地抓着"小弟弟"　　most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis.　　80　　00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000　　莱纳德提过你以前是精神病医生　　Yeah, Leonard mentioned you were a psychiatrist.　　81　　00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,360　　是我的学位之一　　Well, that is one of my degrees.　　82　　00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:59,400　　我的主修是神经系统学　　My primary field is neuroscience.　　83　　00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:02,430　　我是个演员　　Well, I'm an actress.　　84　　00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,760　　为什么　　Why?　　85　　00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,330　　什么为什么　　What do you mean why?　　86　　00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,900　　有研究表明很多从事　　Well, there are studies that suggest that many who go into　　87　　00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,760　　演艺事业的人都受外界认同的煎熬　　the performing arts suffer from an external locus of identity.　　88　　00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,730　　我不知道那是什么意思　　Yeah, I don't know what that means.　　89　　00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,330　　就是说只有别人看重你时 你才看重自己　　Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you,　　90　　00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,200　　一般是童年情感需要得不到满足的结果　　which is often the result of unmet childhood emotional needs.　　91　　00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:35,760　　我有个很棒的童年　　Oh, well, I had a wonderful childhood.　　92　　00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:37,830　　和我说说　　Tell me about it.　　93　　00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,160　　我知道我爸爸想要个男孩　　I know my dad wanted a boy.　　94　　00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:47,400　　我就拼命让自己变成运动能手　　I-I just, I tried being good at sports,　　95　　00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:48,900　　但我讨厌脏兮兮的　　but I hated getting dirty!　　96　　00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,960　　之后　　我猜　　你进入青春期　　And then, I'm assuming, you entered adolescence.　　97　　00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:57,500　　在我戴上少女乳罩前　　他一直称我为强击手　　He called me Slugger until I got my first training bra.　　98　　00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,530　　之后就不再和我一起打球　　And then he just stopped playing catch with me.　　99　　00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,900　　我也不再是强击手了　　I wasn't Slugger anymore.　　100　　00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:08,000　　你母亲来了　　Your mother's here!　　101　　00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,700　　如果你想和那女孩性交　　If you want to have intercourse with that girl,　　102　　00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,630　　查一下她父亲用哪种古龙水就行　　find out what kind of cologne her fathore.　　103　　00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:24,330　　妈妈　　很高兴见到您　　Good to see you, Mother.　　104　　00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,530　　妈妈　　您的茶沏好了　　Here's your tea, Mother.　　105　　00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,860　　-乌龙茶　　-是的　　- Oolong? - Yes.　　106　　00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:30,300　　-散装的　　不是茶包　　-是的　　- Loose, not bagged? - Yes.　　107　　00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,700　　-泡了三分钟　　-是的　　- Steeped three minutes? - Yes.　　108　　00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,130　　-百分之二的牛奶　　-是的　　- Two-percent milk? - Yes.　　109　　00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,560　　-分别加热　　-是的　　- Warmed separately? - Yes.　　110　　00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:35,860　　-一勺糖　　-是的　　- One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.　　111　　00:05:35,930 --> 00:05:36,860　　-粗糖　　-是的　　- Raw sugar? - Yes.　　112　　00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,800　　已经凉了　　It's cold.　　113　　00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:46,730　　我重头再来　　I'll start again.　　114　　00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:49,900　　我也觉得他有问题　　I have the same problem with him.　　115　　00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,530　　我的理论是他不够专注　　My theory is that his lack of focus　　116　　00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,830　　因为性欲过剩　　stems from an over-developed sex drive.　　117　　00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,000　　我真不知道他是从哪遗传的　　Oh, I don't know where he would've gotten that.　　118　　00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,100　　在我和他父亲圆满的婚姻之余　　Aside from a pro forma consummation of our marriage,　　119　　00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,500　　我们只为了生育下一代 而进行性行为　　his father and I only had intercourse for the purposes of reproduction.　　120　　00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,300　　这种安排太有效率了　　That seems a fairly efficient arrangement.　　121　　00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,700　　我们也这么认为　　Yes, we think so.　　122　　00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,130　　我们都因此发表了论文　　We've both done papers on it.　　123　　00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,700　　我的论文是从神经系统科学的角度写的　　Mine from the neuroscientific point of view　　124　　00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,830　　他父亲是从人类学的角度　　and his from an anthropological.　　125　　00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:22,030　　当然　　只有我的论文值得一读　　Mine, of course, was the onlyne worth reading.　　126　　00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,530　　必然的　　Of course.　　127　　00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,860　　我很有兴趣拜读您的性生活　　I would very much like to read about your sex life.　　128　　00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:29,530　　我放在网上了　　你也可以　　Well, it's all online or you can order it　　129　　00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,630　　从普林斯顿大学出版社订购　　from the Princeton University Press.　　130　　00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:34,700　　母亲　　请喝茶　　Here's your tea, Mother.　　131　　00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,400　　你们在聊什么呢　　So, what are you guys talking about?　　132　　00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:40,030　　你父母性行为的频率　　The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.　　133　　00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,960　　一流　　Swell.　　134　　00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:44,460　　如果你三生有幸　　她可能　　If you're lucky, maybe she'll show you　　135　　00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,930　　会给你看演讲的幻灯片　　the PowerPoint presentation.　　136　　00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,730　　不好意思　　存在我另一台笔记本里　　I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.　　137　　00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,060　　那么　　母亲　　So, Mother...　　138　　00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:54,560　　有什么新鲜事么　　what's new?　　139　　00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,130　　你要说得具体点　　You'll have to be more specific.　　140　　00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,430　　好吧　　All right.　　141　　00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,060　　您有什么新鲜事么　　Uh, what's new with you?　　142　　00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:04,760　　我目前 出现了一些奇妙的更年期症状　　Oh, well, I've been having some fascinating menopausal symptoms recently.　　143　　00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:07,300　　能谈谈不这么私人的吗　　Maybe something less personal.　　144　　00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,600　　你叔叔弗洛德死了　　Your Uncle Floyd died.　　145　　00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,200　　天啊　　Oh, my God.　　146　　00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:13,230　　发生什么事了　　What happened?　　147　　00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,700　　他的心跳停止了　　His heart stopped beating.　　148　　00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,960　　我得去排尿了　　I have to urinate.　　149　　00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,860　　真是个超赞的女人　　What a remarkable woman.　　150　　00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:30,930　　我也觉得你们会很投缘　　Yeah, I-I thought you guys might hit it off.　　151　　00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,030　　我真嫉妒你的童年生活　　I envy you your childhood.　　152　　00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,460　　真不想告诉你　　我童年唯一的美好回忆　　I hate to tell you, but the only warm memories　　153　　00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:39,430　　都是和我叔叔弗洛德在一起的　　I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd.　　154　　00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,030　　你记错了吧　　You're clearly misremembering.　　155　　00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,130　　你母亲聪明绝顶　　Your mother is brilliant,　　156　　00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,230　　具有高超的分析力和洞察力　　analytical, insightful.　　157　　00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,930　　我打赌就算你不肯吃汤菜　　And I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because　　158　　00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,100　　她也不会用圣经打你　　you wouldn't eat your Brussels sprouts.　　159　　00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,360　　谢尔顿　　你对你母亲的评价有失偏颇　　Sheldon, you don't give your mother enough credit.　　160　　00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,230　　她是个有爱心的人　　She's warm, she's loving,　　161　　00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,100　　她不会在你脑袋上贴上电极　　she doesn't glue electrodes to your head　　162　　00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,000　　当你学着上厕所时测量你的脑电波　　to measure your brain waves while potty training.　　163　　00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:00,530　　你很幸运　　You were lucky.　　164　　00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,360　　我小的时候　　如果想做脑电图扫描　　When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG,　　165　　00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:04,900　　我不得不自己贴电极　　I had to attach my own electrodes.　　166　　00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,630　　霍夫斯塔德博士　　So, Dr. Hofstadter,　　167　　00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,060　　莱纳德很少谈及　　Leonard rarely talks about　　168　　00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,960　　他成就颇高的姐姐和弟弟　　his incredibly successful brother and sister.　　169　　00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:15,630　　拜托　　霍华德　　别提这个了　　Please, don't go there, Howard.　　170　　00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,200　　我了解到　　I understand that,　　171　　00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:22,600　　不像莱纳德　　他们 都是各自领域的权威人物　　unlike Leonard, they're at the top of their respective fields.　　172　　00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,700　　你个烂人　　Boy, you suck.　　173　　00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,360　　莱纳德的弟弟迈克尔　　Well, Leonard's younger brother, Michael,　　174　　00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:29,530　　是哈佛的法学终身教授　　is a tenured law professor at Harvard,　　175　　00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,800　　他的姐姐刚刚成功地　　and his sister just successfully grew　　176　　00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:34,860　　在一只青春期的长臂猿体内植入人类胰脏　　a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.　　177　　00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:38,300　　她很快就能治愈糖尿病了　　So, she's close to curing diabetes?　　178　　00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,560　　在一只十几岁的长臂猿体内植入胰脏还有别的原因么　　Why else would you grow a pancreas in a teenaged gibbon?　　179　　00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:44,530　　你一定很为他们骄傲吧　　Wow, you must be very proud.　　180　　00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,530　　为什么　　Why?　　181　　00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,060　　又不是我的成就　　They're not my accomplishments.　　182　　00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,300　　我得去排尿了　　I have to urinate.　　183　　00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,630　　你为什么这么做　　Why are you doing this?　　184　　00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:56,800　　你知道游戏规则　　You know the rules.　　185　　00:08:56,860 --> 00:08:59,530　　你带母亲来上班　　就等着受罪吧　　You brought your mom to work-- you must suffer.　　186　　00:09:01,030 --> 00:09:02,300　　莱纳德　　我不知道　　Leonard, I had no idea　　187　　00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,800　　你兄妹的成就都比你高这么多　　your siblings were so much more successful than you.　　188　　00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,430　　你就像是霍夫斯塔德家族里的怪物查查比[星战里的马脸怪物]　　Yeah, you're like the Jar Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.　　189　　00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:15,260　　我觉得[模仿查查比的牙买加口音] 你看起来好悲哀　　Oh, meesa think yousa lookin' so so sad.　　190　　00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:19,260　　我的朋友不该嘲笑我　　You know, rather than mock me, my friends might realize　　191　　00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:22,160　　应该懂得我有多难　　尽力帮我　　that this is difficult and try to help me through it.　　192　　00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,700　　我觉得嘲笑你更有趣　　Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.　　193　　00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,730　　下一次　　看你还带不带妈妈来上班　　Next time, don't yousa bring mama to work.　　194　　00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,760　　如何　　Okee-day?　　195　　00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:33,260　　很快嘛　　That was fast.　　196　　00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:34,930　　中间的坑被人占了　　Oh, the middle stall was occupied.　　197　　00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,460　　我得一会再去　　I'll have to try again later.　　198　　00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,800　　非常能理解　　That's totally understandable.　　199　　00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:40,830　　排空膀胱　　就好像搞房地产　　In bladder voiding, as in real estate,　　200　　00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,630　　地点最重要　　it's location, location, location.　　201　　00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,030　　说到哪了　　So, where were we?　　202　　00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:49,200　　霍华德还和老妈住在一起　　而拉杰不喝醉 就不会和女人说话　　Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk.　　203　　00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,860　　说吧　　Go.　　204　　00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,330　　很吸引人　　That's fascinating.　　205　　00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,260　　选择性缄默症非常稀有　　Selective mutism is quite rare.　　206　　00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,760　　另一方面　　一个成年犹太男性　　On the other hand, an adult Jewish male　　207　　00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,260　　和母亲同住已经普遍到　　living with his mother is so common　　208　　00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:03,360　　近似于社会学的陈词滥调了　　it borders on sociological cliché.　　209　　00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,160　　只是暂时的　　我有付房租　　It's just temporary; I pay rent.　　210　　00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:09,800　　他现在的房间就是以前放婴儿床的　　He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.　　211　　00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,500　　无论是选择性缄默症　　You know, both selective mutism　　212　　00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,960　　还是无法离开母亲独自生活　　and an inability to separate from one's mother　　213　　00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,260　　都可能是源于对女性的病理性恐惧　　can stem from a pathological fear of women.　　214　　00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,830　　这或许可以解释为何　　It might explain why　　215　　00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,530　　你们俩建立一段同性恋代替性婚姻关系　　the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage　　216　　00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,360　　来满足自己对亲密关系的饥渴　　to satisfy your need for intimacy.　　217　　00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,460　　你说什么　　Say what?　　218　　00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,400　　那不是等于我说的嘛　　That's basically what I just said.　　219　　00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,860　　你带你"老公"一起工作　　You brought your husband to work.　　220　　00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,330　　你知道游戏规则　　You know the rules.　　221　　00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,030　　我觉得你们现在看起来也很悲哀　　对吧　　Meesa thinking yousa looking pretty sad now too, betcha, betcha.　　222　　00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,060　　莱纳德　　已经1点了　　Leonard, it's 1:00.　　223　　00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,300　　1点不是要带我参观你的实验室吗　　Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1:00?　　224　　00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,660　　别急　　妈妈　　There's no hurry, Mother.　　225　　00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,400　　再说一点他们之间的"地下恋情"　　Tell them more about their secret love for each other.　　226　　00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,200　　但已经1点了　　But it's 1:00.　　227　　00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,560　　你应该在1点带我去参观你的实验室　　You were going to show me your laboratory at 1:00.　　228　　00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:57,660　　她的理由无懈可击　　Her reasoning is unassailable.　　229　　00:10:57,730 --> 00:10:59,700　　已经1点了　　It is 1:00.　　230　　00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,330　　好吧　　咱们走　　Fine. Let's go.　　231　　00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:07,100　　你肯定会觉得我的工作很有趣　　I think you'll find my work pretty interesting.　　232　　00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,260　　我正在尝试复制意大利人从碘化钠晶体里　　I'm attempting to replicate the dark matter signal　　233　　00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,030　　找到的暗物质信号　　found in sodium iodide crystals by the Italians.　　234　　00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,860　　没有原创性研究　　So, no original research?　　235　　00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:15,400　　没有　　No.　　236　　00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,760　　那我去看还有什么意义　　Well, what's the point of my seeing it?　　237　　00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:20,630　　我直接看意大利人的报导不就行了　　I could just read the paper the Italians wrote.　　238　　00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,960　　强烈声明　　Just for the record,　　239　　00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:27,100　　我们没有什么同性恋代替性关系　　we're not in an ersatz homosexual relationship.　　240　　00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,830　　你刚怎么不跟她说　　Well, then why didn't you say that to her?　　241　　00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,140　　为什么这老是我的责任　　Why is it always my responsibility?　　242　　00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,080　　并非老是你的责任　　It's not always your responsibility.　　243　　00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:37,180　　我保证　　这和你上周在漫画书店干的事情没两样　　I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.　　244　　00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,740　　难以置信你会提起这件事　　I can't believe you're bringing that up.　　245　　00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,640　　才不是我提的　　是你才对　　I didn't bring it up. You did.　　246　　00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,910　　我们以后再说　　We'll talk about this later.　　247　　00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:50,680　　你老这么糊弄我　　从来没这么做过　　You always say that, but we never do.　　248　　00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:58,340　　你们居然去漫画书店不带上我　　You went to the comic book store without me.　　249　　00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,080　　你有酒吗　　You got alcohol?　　250　　00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,410　　-你老妈还没走　　-没错　　Your mom still here? Yep.　　251　　00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,080　　进来吧　　Come on in.　　252　　00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,040　　等等　　她不会来这儿找你吧　　Wait, wait, she's not gonna come here looking for you, is she?　　253　　00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:17,210　　别担心　　她拖了谢尔顿去医院做脑扫描　　Relax. She took Sheldon to the hospital to get a brain scan.　　254　　00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,210　　天啊　　怎么了　　Oh, my God. What happened?　　255　　00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,040　　没什么　　老妈喜欢观察大脑　　Nothing. Mother likes looking at brains　　256　　00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,980　　谢尔顿则想做脑扫描　　and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned.　　257　　00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,480　　一个愿打　　一个愿挨　　Geez, what a fun couple.　　258　　00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,240　　她只在这儿呆了一天半　　She's only been here a day and a half　　259　　00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,080　　我已经开始认真考虑把酒精中毒　　and I'm seriously considering alcoholism　　260　　00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:33,540　　作为我下半生的事业　　as a new career path.　　261　　00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:35,340　　我昨天只和她聊了5分钟　　Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday　　262　　00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:37,610　　就一直处于半醉状态　　and I've been half bombed ever since.　　263　　00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,580　　你不能让她进驻你的大脑　　You can't let her get into your head.　　264　　00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,180　　我的大脑　　那你的呢　　My head, what about yours?　　265　　00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,340　　已经太迟了　　It's too late for me.　　266　　00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:46,780　　我的大脑就是她的避暑山庄　　My head is her summer house.　　267　　00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,540　　可她并没有错　　She was right, you know.　　268　　00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:52,610　　外界对我的认同都写在脸上了　　The locus of my identity is totally exterior to me.　　269　　00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,110　　已经被她洗脑了　　你好　　老妈　　Oh, yeah, there she is. Hi, Mom.　　270　　00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:59,540　　你知道我整个早上去哪了吗　　I mean, do you know where I was all morning?　　271　　00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,310　　和50个金发美女抢试镜　　Auditioning with 50 other blondes　　272　　00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,910　　为了一个愚蠢的抗抑郁药广告　　for some stupid antidepressant commercial.　　273　　00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,510　　为了什么　　And for what?　　274　　00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:08,680　　就为了最终得到我爸的认可　　So I'll finally get my daddy's approval?　　275　　00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:09,940　　你抢到那个角色了吗　　Did you get the part?　　276　　00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:13,510　　没有　　他们说我太活泼了　　No, they said I was too perky.　　277　　00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,180　　你想谈谈没有亲情的生活　　You want to talk about not getting love from a parent.　　278　　00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,040　　你知道我的小时候　　You know what I used to do when I was little　　279　　00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,610　　想获得人体接触做了什么吗　　to have some sensation of human contact?　　280　　00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,140　　知道　　你死抓着"小弟弟"不放　　Yeah, you grabbed your penis and wouldn't let go.　　281　　00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,340　　你老妈告诉我的　　Your mother told me.　　282　　00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,610　　不出所料　　Of course she did.　　283　　00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,280　　但我想说的不是这个　　Anyway, that's not what I was gonna say.　　284　　00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:40,840　　我10岁时 造了一个"拥抱机"　　When I was ten years old, i built a hugging machine.　　285　　00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:43,010　　"拥抱机"　　A hugging machine?　　286　　00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,580　　对　　我找了个裁缝用的假人　　Yeah. I got a dressmaker's mannequin,　　287　　00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,380　　在里面塞一条电热毯　　I stuffed it with an electric blanket　　288　　00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,340　　就能有温度　　还装了两只无线电控制的手臂　　so it would be warm, and built two radio-controlled arms　　289　　00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:52,480　　能抱我　　拍我的背　　that would hug me and pat my back.　　290　　00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,510　　好悲哀　　Oh, that is so sad.　　291　　00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,610　　-你知道最悲哀的是什么吗　　-什么　　You know what the saddest part was? What?　　292　　00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,510　　我爸爸常把它借过去　　My father used to borrow it.　　293　　00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:05,740　　你的扫描资料会对我的研究非常有帮助　　Your scan data will be very helpful to my research.　　294　　00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,540　　你有一颗非比寻常的大脑　　You have a remarkable brain.　　295　　00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,310　　必须的　　I know.　　296　　00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,240　　虽然我不喜欢我的右额叶　　Although I've always hated　　297　　00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,680　　在X光片上的效果　　how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.　　298　　00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,580　　男人抱怨最多的　　Common complaint among men.　　299　　00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,810　　总嫌东西不够大　　Nothing's ever big enough.　　300　　00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,580　　除非是个肿瘤　　Except when they get a tumor.　　301　　00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,680　　你就不会听到这种抱怨了　　Then you never hear the end of it.　　302　　00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,840　　希望改日能看看你的脑扫描　　I'd love to see a scan of your brain sometime.　　303　　00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,180　　我会发个链接给你　　Oh, I'll send you a link,　　304　　00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,340　　但就生理学来说　　我的脑扫描相当无趣　　but its physiology is fairly unimpressive.　　305　　00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,340　　真难以置信　　Oh, I can't believe that.　　306　　00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,780　　你不愿接受经验实据　　Your unwillingness to accept empirical evidence　　307　　00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,740　　说明一种奉承之举　　suggests an attempt at flattery.　　308　　00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,410　　我抱歉　　My apologies.　　309　　00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,240　　我和你儿子住在一起太久了　　I've been living with your son too long.　　310　　00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,440　　染了些坏习惯　　Gotten into some bad habits.　　311　　00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,240　　可以理解　　Understandable.　　312　　00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:50,680　　-能给你沏杯茶吗　　-我怀疑你的能力　　Can I make you a cup of tea? I doubt it,　　313　　00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,680　　不过有机会的人只有你了　　but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you.　　314　　00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,580　　和你呆在一起很舒服　　I feel very comfortable around you.　　315　　00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,040　　我也有同感　　I feel very comfortable around you, too.　　316　　00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,440　　令人吃惊　　It's surprising　　317　　00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:07,380　　因为我通常跟任何人在一起都觉得　　because I generally don't feel comfortable around,　　318　　00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,780　　不舒服　　well, anyone.　　319　　00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,710　　我也是　　Nor I.　　320　　00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,910　　像我们这么独特的两个人　　What are the odds that two individuals　　321　　00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,610　　通过像你儿子这样的庸" type="audio/mpeg" />-->