00:00:04,630　　老天爷啊　　Oh, boy.　　2　　00:00:06,330 --> 00:00:07,330　　干嘛　　What?　　3　　00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:11,430　　我无法在不违法协议的情况下 批评你的作品　　I can't comment without violating our agreement that i'll not criticize your work.　　4　　00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,160　　那你还说"老天爷"　　Then what was "Oh, boy"?　　5　　00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:17,460　　我已经相当克制自己了　　Great restraint on my part.　　6　　00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:20,060　　我的科学研究没有问题　　There's nothing wrong with the science here.　　7　　00:00:20,130 --> 00:00:22,500　　你所谓的"科学研究"　　跟我的相比　　Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do　　8　　00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,830　　相差甚远吧　　when you say, "Science."　　9　　00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:32,900　　这样呢　　Okay, how's that?　　10　　00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,660　　其实刚刚的才是对的　　You actually had it right in the first place.　　11　　00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:41,460　　你又掉进我的 经典恶作剧陷阱了　　Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks.　　12　　00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:42,600　　气死你　　Bazinga!　　13　　00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,360　　收到一封很怪的邮件　　Now here's a peculiar e-mail.　　14　　00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:52,730　　大学校长要我明天早上8点　　The president of the university wants me to meet him　　15　　00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,860　　去他办公室见他　　at his office tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m.　　16　　00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,860　　-为什么　　-没说　　- Why? - It doesn't say.　　17　　00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,700　　肯定是紧急事件　　It must be an emergency.　　18　　00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,400　　大学里的人都知道　　我8点吃早餐　　Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at 8:00　　19　　00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,960　　8点20肠胃开始消化　　and move my bowels at 8:20.　　20　　00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:07,160　　没用啁啾鸟网站前过的是什么日子　　Yes, how did we live before Twitter?　　21　　00:01:08,830 --> 00:01:10,630　　明天早上就知道什么事了　　I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning.　　22　　00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:13,460　　还要14个小时呢　　That's 14 hours away.　　23　　00:01:13,530 --> 00:01:14,860　　接下来840分钟　　For the next 840 minutes,　　24　　00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:17,300　　我会像海森堡的粒子　　I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles;　　25　　00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,800　　只知道自己的地点或移动速度　　I know where I am or I know how fast I'm going,　　26　　00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:20,960　　但却不能同时知道两者　　but I can't know both.　　27　　00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,700　　那我怎么受得了　　Yet how am I supposed to carry on　　28　　00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,730　　这些恼人的东西老在我脑子里乱转　　with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?　　29　　00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,630　　我很清楚这种感觉　　Yeah, I know the feeling.　　30　　00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,660　　莱纳德　　Leonard? Leonard?　　31　　00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:58,430　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　32　　00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:01,260　　谢尔顿　　现在是早上2点啊　　Sheldon, it's 2:00 in the morning.　　33　　00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,830　　怎么每个人都跟我说现在几点　　Why is everybody keep telling me what time it is?　　34　　00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:05,930　　每个人　　Everybody?　　35　　00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:08,960　　你　　大学校长 还有他妻子　　You, the president of the university, his wife,　　36　　00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:10,790　　他们气急败坏的女儿　　their sullen teenage daughter.　　37　　00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:16,260　　他们全家都对现在几点 别人知不知道很感兴趣　　That entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people know it.　　38　　00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:19,530　　你居然在半夜跑去 塞伯特校长家　　You went to President Seibert's house in the middle of the night?　　39　　00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:21,360　　他没回复我的邮件　　He didn't respond to my e-mail,　　40　　00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:22,590　　我又不知道他的电话　　his phone number is unlisted.　　41　　00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:25,230　　那我还能怎么办　　Tell me what my other option was.　　42　　00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:27,630　　你可以等到早上啊　　You could have waited until morning.　　43　　00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:30,130　　对　　对于你是不可能　　I know, look who I'm talking to.　　44　　00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:33,930　　你还记得我向　　Do you remember the grant proposal I submitted　　45　　00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:36,760　　国家科学基金会提交的 申请去北极勘测　　to the National Science Foundation to detect slow-moving monopoles　　46　　00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,560　　慢速磁单极子的申请吗　　at the magnetic North Pole?　　47　　00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:42,430　　一天不记都不行呢　　Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it.　　48　　00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,130　　你真好　　Aw, how nice.　　49　　00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:46,430　　基金会的北极考察队员　　Well, a space opened up　　50　　00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:50,130　　确定最后一刻　　空出了空位　　at the last minute on the NSF expedition to the Arctic Circle.　　51　　00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:52,830　　等等　　Wait a minute.　　52　　00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:56,490　　他批准让你去北极　　He offered to send you to the North Pole?　　53　　00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,660　　对　　Yes.　　54　　00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,790　　他还相当热情呢　　In fact, he was quite enthusiastic.　　55　　00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,090　　他说"坦白说"　　He said, "Frankly,　　56　　00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,760　　"我巴不得今晚就送你去"　　if I could send you tonight, I would."　　57　　00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:07,060　　那你想去吗　　Okay, well, do you want to go?　　58　　00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:09,130　　当然不想　　Of course not.　　59　　00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,560　　我是理论物理学家　　I'm a theoretical physicist.　　60　　00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:13,860　　我选这个职业完全出于能在家办公　　A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors,　　61　　00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:18,790　　但如果我能在北极 勘测出慢速磁单极子　　but if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there,　　62　　00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:21,560　　我就能成为证明弦理论的科学家　　I will be the scientis to confirm string theory.　　63　　00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,630　　人们会写书赞扬我　　People will write books about me.　　64　　00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:29,090　　三年级学生会做意粉画 描绘我的一生呢　　Third-graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life.　　65　　00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,760　　当然　　说不定画个我揍死你的场景　　Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death.　　66　　00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,430　　冷嘲热讽?　　Sarcasm?　　67　　00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:37,130　　有可能　　Maybe.　　68　　00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:41,330　　真叫人难以取舍　　I'm on the horns of a dilemma.　　69　　00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:45,260　　你能想象我　　谢尔顿·库珀　　在北极吗　　Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole?　　70　　00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,360　　小菜一碟　　我现在就想着呢　　Easy peasy, I'm doing it right now.　　71　　00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:50,590　　但我怕冷啊　　莱纳德　　I'm not good with cold, Leonard.　　72　　00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,730　　我们都多少次因为我喝冰吸太快　　How often have we had to leave a movie theater　　73　　00:03:52,790 --> 00:03:53,890　　结果头疼　　because I got a headache　　74　　00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,590　　提前离开电影院了　　from drinking the Icee too fast?　　75　　00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,690　　我不能去　　I can't go.　　76　　00:03:57,790 --> 00:03:58,890　　那就别去　　Well, then don't go.　　77　　00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,360　　你怎么能这么说　　How can you say that?　　78　　00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:03,490　　难得的科学机遇就在眼前　　The scientific opportunity of a lifetime　　79　　00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,830　　我最好的朋友却让我不要去　　presents itself and my best friend says "Don't go."　　80　　00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:07,060　　那就去呗　　All right, then go.　　81　　00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:10,430　　听听你说的话　　Listen to you.　　82　　00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:12,790　　我怎么去啊　　How can I possibly go?　　83　　00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,260　　谢尔顿　　我到底要说什么　　Sheldon, what are the words I can say right now　　84　　00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,890　　才能结束这个话题　　让我回去睡觉　　to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep?　　85　　00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:23,960　　真奇怪　　塞伯特校长也这么问我　　Odd, President Seibert posed the exact same question.　　86　　00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,960　　结果呢　　How was it resolved?　　87　　00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:30,660　　没结果　　她妻子放狗咬我 结果没下文了　　It wasn't. His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot.　　88　　00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,790　　想象一下　　如果他答应了　　Just imagine. If he says yes,　　89　　00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:39,230　　我们就能享受整个没谢尔顿的夏天　　we'll have an entire summer without Sheldon.　　90　　00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,790　　我们能去户外玩儿　　We could play outside.　　91　　00:04:42,930 --> 00:04:45,560　　我们能坐在沙发左边　　We could sit on the left side of the couch.　　92　　00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,460　　我能在8点20上厕所　　I could use the bathroom at 8:20.　　93　　00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:55,090　　我们的梦想真渺小啊　　Our dreams are very small, aren't they?　　94　　00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,590　　好消息　　先生们　　我暂时接受了　　Good news, gentlemen, I have tentatively accepted...　　95　　00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:02,160　　好耶　　Yeah!　　96　　00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:09,690　　加入北极考察队的邀请　　...the invitation to join the Arctic Expedition.　　97　　00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,230　　-没有你怎么行　　-祝马到成功　　- It's not gonna be the same without you. - Godspeed.　　98　　00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,100　　谢谢 但别高兴得太早　　Thank you, but your sentiments may be premature.　　99　　00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:19,700　　我有不祥的预感　　Ooh, I don't like where this is going.　　100　　00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:22,570　　我正式提议　　I would like to propose...　　101　　00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,240　　你们三个和我一起去　　that the three of you accompany me.　　102　　00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,600　　去北极?　　To the North Pole?　　103　　00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:28,900　　是滴　　Yes.　　104　　00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:32,240　　是为了确保你走后 我们不会碰你的东西么　　Is this just so we won't touch your stuff while you're away?　　105　　00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:35,940　　我承认我是有此顾虑　　I'll admit that was a concern.　　106　　00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,070　　但事实是　　But the fact is,　　107　　00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:38,740　　我需要一个团队协助我　　I'll need a support team.　　108　　00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,000　　你们三个呢　　And the three of you　　109　　00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,070　　是我的最佳人选　　are my first choice.　　110　　00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:41,820　　真的　　Really?　　111　　00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,870　　的确有很多人比你们更加够格　　Well, there are others who might be more qualified,　　112　　00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,130　　但一想到要面试他们我就胃疼　　but the thought of interviewing them gave me a stomachache.　　113　　00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,870　　我知道这个提议比较重大　　Now, I know I'm proposing an enormous undertaking,　　114　　00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,670　　你们花几分钟讨论一下吧　　so why don't you take a few moments to discuss it?　　115　　00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,770　　我们不会真要和他　　We're not really gonna go to the North Pole　　116　　00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,970　　跑去北极吧　　with him, are we?　　117　　00:05:58,030 --> 00:06:01,130　　我现在还能听得到　　I'm still within earshot!　　118　　00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,730　　你们得等我把门关上　　You may want to wait for my door to close.　　119　　00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,500　　我们不会真要和他　　We're not really gonna go　　120　　00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:08,500　　跑去北极吧　　to the North Pole with him, are we?　　121　　00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:10,170　　等下　　咱们想想　　Hang on. Let's talk about it.　　122　　00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:11,700　　这是国家科学基金探险项目　　This is a National Science Foundation expedition.　　123　　00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:14,730　　咱们怎么能拒绝呢　　I don't know how we can turn it down.　　124　　00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,830　　简单　　不是说我们不想参加基金探险项目　　Easy. Instead of saying, "No, we don't want to go on an NSF expedition,"　　125　　00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,070　　而是我们不想花　　say, "No, we don't want to spend　　126　　00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,830　　跟一个疯子杵在北极圈的小木屋里　　"three months stuck in a cabin in the Arctic Circle　　127　　00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,970　　长达三个月　　with an anal nutbag."　　128　　00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:29,530　　但如果我们能成为证实弦理论团队的一员　　But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory,　　129　　00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,830　　我们就能去任何大学城的酒吧免费喝酒　　we could drink for free in any bar in any college town　　130　　00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:37,830　　只要那个大学有比较强的科学研究组织　　with a university that has a strong science program.　　131　　00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,230　　霍华德　　这可是重大科研项目　　Howard, this is big science.　　132　　00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,270　　你可以成为那个组建仪器的工程师　　You could be the engineer who builds the equipment　　133　　00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:43,130　　我们能因此上杂志封面呢　　that puts us on the cover of magazines.　　134　　00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,330　　我也可以成为那个造出一把弩弓　　I could also be the engineer　　135　　00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,400　　用来射杀谢尔顿的工程师　　who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon.　　136　　00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:55,170　　你仍然可能因此上杂志　　You still might get on a magazine.　　137　　00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:58,500　　你们俩真的慎重考虑过了　　So you guys are seriously considering this?　　138　　00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:01,100　　-是的　　-你们觉得能受得了谢尔顿　　- Yes. - And you think you can put up with Sheldon?　　139　　00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:04,000　　我是印度人嘛　　Well, I'm a Hindu.　　140　　00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:06,730　　我的信仰告诉我　　今生的苦难　　My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life　　141　　00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,430　　来世将转为福音　　we are rewarded in the next.　　142　　00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,670　　和谢尔顿在北极历练三个月　　Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon,　　143　　00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:14,500　　我能重生成一个身材火爆又会飞的亿万富翁　　and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!　　144　　00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:24,730　　先生们　　做出决定了么　　Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?　　145　　00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,270　　我加入　　I'm in.　　146　　00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:27,900　　我也加入　　Me, too.　　147　　00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:31,870　　晕死　　给我压力　　从了　　Oh, damn it. Peer pressure. Fine.　　148　　00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:33,630　　很好　　Excellent.　　149　　00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:34,800　　友情提示下　　Just an FYI,　　150　　00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:37,500　　既然我是考察队的队长　　as I am the expedition's team leader,　　151　　00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,530　　按规定你应该说"好的　　队长"　　protocol dictates that be phrased, "Fine, sir."　　152　　00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,400　　不过别担心　　But don't worry,　　153　　00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:42,570　　会有新生培训的　　there will be a briefing.　　154　　00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,200　　佩妮　　Penny.　　155　　00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:55,300　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　156　　00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,130　　佩妮　　Penny.　　157　　00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,230　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　158　　00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:07,230　　佩妮　　Penny.　　159　　00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,230　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　160　　00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,230　　佩妮　　Penny.　　161　　00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,230　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　162　　00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,230　　佩妮　　Penny!　　163　　00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,230　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon!　　164　　00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,230　　佩妮　　Penny!　　165　　00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,670　　你要干嘛　　What do you want?　　166　　00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:18,470　　我想进入芝士蛋糕厂的步入式冷藏室　　I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer.　　167　　00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:20,830　　亲爱的　　我说过了　　Now, honey, I already told you, the hamburger　　168　　00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,200　　汉堡的肉饼是冷鲜保存的　　meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.　　169　　00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,600　　不　　这回是为了三个月的北极考察训练　　No. This is to train for a three-month expedition to the magnetic North Pole.　　170　　00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:30,770　　什么　　What?　　171　　00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:34,970　　我不知道这句话 哪里让你听不懂了　　I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you...　　172　　00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:39,470　　说详细点　　我将和莱纳德　　沃罗威茨　　库萨帕里　　but to elaborate, I'm going to the Arctic Circle　　173　　00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:41,330　　一切去北极圈　　with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali.　　174　　00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,530　　你们都去　　You're all going?　　175　　00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,170　　-是的　　-去三个月　　- Yes. - For three months?　　176　　00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:44,870　　是的　　Yes.　　177　　00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,330　　不好意思　　Excuse me.　　178　　00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:51,770　　冷藏室的事你到底是同意还是不同意啊　　Is that a yes or a no on the freezer?　　179　　00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:55,000　　这女人的注意力跟小虫虫差不多　　The woman has the attention span of a gnat.　　180　　00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,800　　-嗨　　莱纳德　　-嗨　　- Hey, Leonard. - Hey.　　181　　00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,870　　谢尔顿说你们要去北极　　Sheldon says you're going to the North Pole.　　182　　00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,400　　是啊　　另类吧　　Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?　　183　　00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:03,470　　是啊　　只是有点惊讶　　你没告诉我　　Yeah. I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me.　　184　　00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,670　　事情发生得太快了　　Oh, well, it all happened kind of fast.　　185　　00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:08,370　　我们忙着体检　　买保暖内衣　　And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear　　186　　00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,370　　还得研究下　　积雪这些东西　　and study up on, you know, snow and stuff.　　187　　00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,400　　抱歉　　我本来要告诉你的　　Sorry, I was gonna tell you.　　188　　00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,400　　你不用道歉　　Oh, hey, no, you don't have to apologize.　　189　　00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,130　　没有说你必须告诉我　　There's no reason you have to tell me.　　190　　00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,870　　我只不过　　有点惊讶罢了　　I was just... you know, surprised.　　191　　00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,300　　是啊　　你很忙　　Yes, yes, you were busy,　　192　　00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,570　　你很惊讶　　激动人心　　you were surprised, all very fascinating.　　193　　00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,370　　冷藏室的事说到哪了　　Now where do we stand on the freezer?　　194　　00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,670　　他说真的吗　　Is he serious?　　195　　00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:28,530　　事实上　　会有帮助的　　Actually, it would help.　　196　　00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,300　　好吧　　我尽量吧　　All right, I'll see what I can do.　　197　　00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:34,830　　去北极呆三个月　　So, three months at the North Pole.　　198　　00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,430　　真是　　Wow, that is...　　199　　00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,170　　棒极了　　awesome.　　200　　00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,300　　是啊　　Yeah.　　201　　00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,600　　不好意思　　你所谓的"尽量"　　I'm sorry, but at what point do you put this　　202　　00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:43,470　　到底是什么意思　　"see what you can do" plan into action?　　203　　00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:46,700　　给你提个醒　　谢尔顿　　Just a warning, Sheldon.　　204　　00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,900　　那个冷藏室是从外面锁门的　　The freezer locks from the outside.　　205　　00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,000　　-你觉得她难过吗　　-没有　　- She seems upset to you? - No.　　206　　00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,700　　-你觉得她难过吗　　-没有　　- Did she seem upset to you? - No.　　207　　00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,600　　很好　　我猜对了　　Oh, good, I got it right.　　208　　00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,670　　你难过吗　　Are you upset?　　209　　00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:06,790　　有一点　　A little bit.　　210　　00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:11,600　　两击两中　　我真厉害　　Two for two. I'm on fire.　　211　　00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:14,130　　我知道她不是我的女朋友　　I mean, I know she's not my girlfriend or anything,　　212　　00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,170　　但是你不觉得我整个夏天都不在　　but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad　　213　　00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:18,270　　她会感到些许的难过吗　　that I'm going to be gone for the whole summer?　　214　　00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:21,270　　感觉像个附加题　　That feels like a bonus question.　　215　　00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,560　　见好就收啦　　我好开心哦　　I'm gonna stop here while I'm ahead but I've had a great time.　　216　　00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,460　　好了　　这次的训练目的　　All right, the purpose of this drill　　217　　00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:43,540　　是使我们适应在即将面对的 北极圈内极度寒冷的温度下　　is to acclimate us to the use of tools in extreme temperatures　　218　　00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,510　　使用各种工具　　such as we will face in the Arctic Circle.　　219　　00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,090　　你的工具呢　　Where are your tools?　　220　　00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,720　　就在这里　　Right here.　　221　　00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:53,100　　好了　　队员们　　打开练习工具箱　　All right, team, open up your practice kits.　　222　　00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,910　　由于校方不允许我　　As the university did not permit me　　223　　00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:56,520　　把实际用到的器材带到　　to bring the actual equipment we'll be using　　224　　00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,950　　蛋糕厂来　　因为貌似呢　　to the Cheesecake Factory, because apparently,　　225　　00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,160　　我简直"不可理喻"　　I'm "ridiculous,"　　226　　00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,990　　我提供的替代器材　　I've provided substitutes　　227　　00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,860　　将极好地锻炼你们的动手技巧　　which will exercise your fine motor skills.　　228　　00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:09,140　　莱纳德　　你要处理一系列 复杂的数学问题　　Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems　　229　　00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,910　　使用我在3年级时勇夺 地球科学金牌时获得的　　on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received　　230　　00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:16,390　　老式卡西欧1175型计算器手表　　when I won the Earth Science medal in 3rd grade.　　231　　00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,980　　要好好待它　　Treat it with respect.　　232　　00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,970　　拉杰　　你要在 六英寸高的精灵王子模型上　　Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a Van Dyke　　233　　00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:27,700　　画出连鬓胡和短尖髯　　on a six-inch figurine of Legolas the elf.　　234　　00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,390　　记住了　　Now, remember,　　235　　00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,320　　短尖髯是没有八字胡的山羊胡　　a Van Dyke is a goatee without a mustache.　　236　　00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,700　　沃罗威茨　　你要在　　Wolowitz, you will be completing　　237　　00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,070　　经典儿童游戏"手术"上面　　a series of delicate surgical procedures　　238　　00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,760　　完成一系列精细外科手术　　on the classic children's game "Operation."　　239　　00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:47,130　　首先　　To begin with, you will　　240　　00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,010　　切除尺骨　　赢得200美刀　　"remove funny bone for two hundred dollars."　　241　　00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,400　　我去麻省理工就因为这个　　For this I went to MIT.　　242　　00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,250　　开始　　And begin.　　243　　00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:03,070　　我好像吞了一些颜料　　I think I swallowed some paint!　　244　　00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,670　　带着手套　　我按不了按键　　I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves.　　245　　00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,160　　冻死我了　　Oh, son of a bitch!　　246　　00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,740　　万事开头难　　Adversity is to be expected.　　247　　00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:13,920　　继续　　Continue.　　248　　00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:17,370　　靠　　这下我要被起诉了　　Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued.　　249　　00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,380　　我做不到　　Okay, I can't do this.　　250　　00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,500　　我也做不到　　Me either.　　251　　00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,140　　先生们　　想象一下　　Gentlemen, use your imagination.　　252　　00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,290　　创新　　Innovate.　　253　　00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,950　　韩梭罗让天行者卢克　　Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker　　254　　00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,760　　冻死在冰雪星球霍斯上了吗　　freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?　　255　　00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,040　　没有　　No.　　256　　00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,920　　他切开一只圣兽　　He cut open a tauntaun　　257　　00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:33,180　　用它内部的体热给他取暖　　and used its internal body heat to warm him up.　　258　　00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,690　　各位听见啦　　You heard the man.　　259　　00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,300　　把他摁倒　　我来剁开他　　Hold him down and I'll cut him open.　　260　　00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,850　　等一下　　我知道我不具备领导潜质　　Hang on, I know I don't possess the tools of leadership,　　261　　00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,960　　但我不理解为什么不能在考察站　　but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment　　262　　00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,830　　装配好器材然后再拿出去呢　　inside the hut and then take it outside.　　263　　00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,000　　我没想到哦　　I hadn't thought of that.　　264　　00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,120　　训练完毕　　I guess we're done here.　　265　　00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,520　　来　　尝尝这个　　Here, drink slash eat this.　　266　　00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:01,990　　什么啊　　What is it?　　267　　00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,220　　热巧克力加一块黄油　　Hot chocolate with a stick of butter.　　268　　00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:07,640　　为啥　　Okay, why?　　269　　00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,680　　因为在北极的严寒下　　Because in the frigid temperatures in the Arctic,　　270　　00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,850　　我们每天至少要摄入5千卡路里　　we need to consume at least 5,000 calories a day　　271　　00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,430　　来维持自身体重　　just to maintain our body weight.　　272　　00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:15,060　　谢尔顿　　你明知我不能吃黄油　　Sheldon, you know I can't eat butter.　　273　　00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,220　　我会乳糖过敏　　I'm lactose intolerant.　　274　　00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,570　　早就想到了　　那是一块　　Way ahead of you, that's an　　275　　00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,050　　"难以置信　　居然不含黄油"[人造奶油]　　"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" stick.　　276　　00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,850　　妈咪　　但是别人都要去北极　　But mammy, all the other guys are going to the North Pole.　　277　　00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,160　　我不管别人做什么　　I don't care what the other guys are doing.　　278　　00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:29,010　　如果他们想要跳孟加拉湾 游泳去斯里兰卡　　If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal and tried to swim to Sri Lanka,　　279　　00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:29,990　　你也跟着去吗　　would you follow them?　　280　　00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:33,100　　你在我身后唠叨的话　　我就跳　　If you were standing behind me nagging, I might.　　281　　00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,350　　别跟你母亲顶嘴　　Don't talk back to your mother.　　282　　00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:38,010　　这个太危险了　　拉杰　　This trip is much too dangerous, Rajesh.　　283　　00:13:38,010 --> 00:13:38,810　　不是的　　No, it's not.　　284　　00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,930　　霍华德　　告诉他们　　Howard, tell them.　　285　　00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,610　　库萨帕里医生和夫人　　你们好　　Doctor and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste.　　286　　00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,010　　我能理解你们的担心　　I understand your concern,　　287　　00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,030　　如果能让你们感觉好一点 连我母亲都同意让我去呢　　but if it'll make you feel any better, my mother is fine with me going,　　288　　00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:55,200　　她可是直到我17岁 才把我床上的安全栏拿掉　　and this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17.　　289　　00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,040　　她不关心她儿子 会不会被海象吃掉?　　So, she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus?　　290　　00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,840　　这不可能　　库萨帕里夫人　　That's very unlikely, Mrs. Koothrappali.　　291　　00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,150　　如果拉杰死了　　If Raj dies,　　292　　00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:05,080　　也只会因为冻伤　　坏疽　　严重晒伤　　it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn　　293　　00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:09,020　　或者被1500磅重的北极熊撕成碎片　　or being ripped to shreds by a 1,500 pound polar bear.　　294　　00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,980　　妈妈　　我把你接到免提上 跟拉杰的父母通话　　Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents.　　295　　00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,020　　您能告诉他们 您同意我去北极吗　　Can you tell them that you're okay with me going to the Arctic?　　296　　00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,240　　北极　　Arctic?!　　297　　00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:21,050　　我以为你说的是阿肯色州　　I thought you said Arkansas!　　298　　00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,700　　我没那么说　　I didn't say that.　　299　　00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,080　　你从来都不仔细听　　You never listen to me!　　300　　00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,150　　他什么都不告诉我　　He doesn't tell me anything!　　301　　00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:30,290　　他就知道自惭形秽　　苟且偷生　　He lives a secret life because he's ashamed!　　302　　00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,550　　莱纳德　　能跟你谈谈吗　　Hey, Leonard, can I talk to you for a sec?　　303　　00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:38,310　　当然　　去外面说吧 那里少一些尖叫和罪恶　　Sure, but let's go out here where there's a little less yelling and guilt.　　304　　00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,120　　怎么了　　What's up?　　305　　00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,580　　我给你准备了一份送别礼物　　Well, I got you a little going away present.　　306　　00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,390　　毯子啊　　Oh, a blanket.　　307　　00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,900　　不对　　不只是毯子　　Oh, no, no, no, not just a blanket.　　308　　00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:49,780　　看见没　　还有袖子呢　　See, it has sleeves.　　309　　00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:57,800　　这样你就能蜷在里面　　So, you can, you know, be all snoodled up　　310　　00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,140　　搞你的科研了　　while you do your science stuff.　　311　　00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:03,020　　酷啊　　Oh, wow, cool.　　312　　00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,420　　我会想你的　　Oh, I'm gonna miss you.　　313　　00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,010　　-回见　　-再见　　- See you later. - Bye.　　314　　00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,160　　跟你说了　　没有　　I told you no!　　315　　00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,600　　为什么不信我　　Why don't you believe me?　　316　　00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,460　　因为我无法理解　　'Cause it doesn't make sense to me!　　317　　00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:29,490　　印度这么大一个国家　　How can it be that in the entire country of India,　　318　　00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:32,020　　怎么会连一家澳美客牛排坊都没有　　there isn't one Outback Steakhouse?!　　319　　00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,170　　谢尔顿　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon... Sheldon?　　320　　00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:44,540　　奶奶　　我要吃饼干　　I want a cookie, Meemaw.　　321　　00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,210　　谢尔顿　　是我　　Sheldon, it's me.　　322　　00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,750　　但是奶奶刚刚做了饼干　　But Me" type="audio/mpeg" />-->