00:00:04,800　　风筝嗬　　Kites, ho!　　2　　00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:06,860　　风筝嗬　　Kites, ho!　　3　　00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:08,400　　不好意思　　Excuse me.　　4　　00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,160　　你们误用了"嗬"这个词　　You're misusing the word "ho."　　5　　00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:12,530　　这是用于引起目标注意的感叹词　　It's an interjection used to call attention　　6　　00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,690　　而不是物体　　例如"停下嗬"　　to a destination, not an object, as in, uh, "Land, ho!"　　7　　00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:18,600　　或者"向西嗬"　　Or, uh, "Westward, ho!"　　8　　00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,430　　风筝嗬　　Kites, ho!　　9　　00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,230　　各位好　　在忙什么　　Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?　　10　　00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,260　　出去发现电的存在吗　　Going out to discover electricity?　　11　　00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,560　　如果你说的是本杰明·富兰克林的成果　　If you're referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin,　　12　　00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:33,500　　他没有"发现电的存在"　　he did not "discover electricity,"　　13　　00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,730　　他只是利用风筝证明　　he merely used a kite to determine　　14　　00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,430　　闪电"带"电　　that lightning "consists" of electricity.　　15　　00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,160　　他还发明了富兰克林壁炉式取暖炉　　He also invented the Franklin stove,　　16　　00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:42,500　　双光眼镜和灵活导尿管　　bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.　　17　　00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,460　　风筝嗬　　Kites, ho.　　18　　00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:48,900　　我们准备去斗风筝　　We're heading out for some kite fighting.　　19　　00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,630　　-斗风筝　　-对　　- "Kite fighting"?　　- Oh, yeah.　　20　　00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:54,430　　一项极具竞争性和激烈性的运动　　It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport.　　21　　00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:57,860　　其实　　割到喉咙的风险很低　　Well, actually, the risk of throat cutting is very low.　　22　　00:00:57,930 --> 00:01:00,640　　另外　　严重被线擦伤才是真实　　On the other hand, severe string burn is a real　　23　　00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,300　　且经常发生的危险　　and ever-present danger.　　24　　00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:04,940　　你想来观战吗　　You want to come watch?　　25　　00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,500　　天啊　　Oh, gee...　　26　　00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,960　　听着很不错　　Sounds amazing.　　27　　00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:09,830　　不过　　我有些朋友会过来　　But, um, I've got some friends coming over.　　28　　00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,360　　没什么大事　　Not a big thing-- we're just　　29　　00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,910　　只是聚在一起看内布拉斯加比赛　　gonna watch the Nebraska game.　　30　　00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:14,460　　橄榄球　　行　　Oh. Football, sure.　　31　　00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:16,500　　猜得好　　Good guess.　　32　　00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:20,560　　我本想叫上你　　但我知道你不是球迷　　I would've invited you, but I know you're not a football fan.　　33　　00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:23,700　　对　　当然　　很好　　No, no, I'm not, so... great.　　34　　00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:24,980　　你能做自己喜欢的事　　You've got plans　　35　　00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:27,070　　我也能做自己喜欢的事　　doing something you like, I've got plans　　36　　00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,870　　这样很好　　doing something I like, so it's good.　　37　　00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,160　　我们能迟些再聚　　Well, maybe we'll hang out later--　　38　　00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,480　　等大家都走了　　you know, after everybody's gone.　　39　　00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,370　　行　　可以　　Yeah, great.　　40　　00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:34,260　　再见　　See ya.　　41　　00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,490　　太逊了　　Well, this sucks.　　42　　00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:43,760　　抱歉　　我觉得无聊　　开小差了　　I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off.　　43　　00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,800　　什么东西很逊　　Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie?　　44　　00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,050　　莱纳德刚发现佩妮不想带他见朋友　　Leonard just realized that Penny's been hiding him　　45　　00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,860　　因为莱纳德是个身材矮小　　from her friends because he's a tiny, little man　　46　　00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:55,140　　又喜欢放风筝的人　　who flies kites.　　47　　00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:58,910　　这当然会很逊　　Oh, that certainly would suck.　　48　　00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:20,110　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第六集　　49　　00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,860　　沃罗威茨想侧翼包围咱们　　Wolowitz is trying to outflank us.　　50　　00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:31,660　　你放线　　飞高点　　Let out some string, add altitude　　51　　00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:33,260　　我从下方偷袭割他的线　　and I'll go under and cut his line.　　52　　00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:36,000　　为什么佩妮不想让她朋友认识我　　Why wouldn't Penny want her friends to meet me?　　53　　00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,530　　集中精神比赛　　莱纳德　　Focus, Leonard, focus!　　54　　00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,930　　战斗的热浪迎面而来　　The heat of battle is upon us.　　55　　00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,560　　战争的恶犬已被释放　　The dogs of war are unleashed.　　56　　00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:42,960　　或许库萨帕里说得对　　Maybe Koothrappali's right.　　57　　00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,630　　也许我让她囧了　　Maybe I embarrass her.　　58　　00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,260　　你现在就让我囧了　　You're embarrassing me right now.　　59　　00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:48,360　　一个大男人在放风筝的时候　　A grown man worrying about such nonsense　　60　　00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:51,000　　居然担心这种无聊东西　　when in the middle of flying kites.　　61　　00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:53,810　　对不起　　Sorry.　　62　　00:02:53,810 --> 00:02:55,250　　道歉可打不下对方的风筝　　Sorry won't bring their kites down.　　63　　00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:57,600　　被线擦伤　　痛痛　　String burn! String burn!　　64　　00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,350　　他们以为我们想侧翼包围　　Oh, they think we're flanking.　　65　　00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,560　　正中我们下怀　　They're playing right into our hands.　　66　　00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,320　　我数到三　　使出绝杀飞剪　　On the count of three, we execute the flying scissor.　　67　　00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,960　　一　　二　　One, two...　　68　　00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:09,820　　哇　　Whoa!　　69　　00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,810　　-看到没　　-什么　　- Did you see that? - See what?　　70　　00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,580　　那个小妞　　她冲我笑　　That chick-- she smiled at me.　　71　　00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:15,160　　-没有　　-有　　- No, she didn't. - Yes, she did.　　72　　00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,500　　快　　飞剪　　飞剪　　Come on, scissors, scissors!　　73　　00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,130　　-帮我拿着　　-等等　　- Hold my line. - Wait.　　74　　00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,350　　你去干什么　　What are you doing?　　75　　00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:19,850　　我没法单独使出飞剪　　I can't scissors by myself!　　76　　00:03:19,850 --> 00:03:21,190　　霍华德　　回来　　Howard! Come back!　　77　　00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:24,270　　胜利　　Victory!　　78　　00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:27,890　　狗娘养的　　Son of a bitch.　　79　　00:03:28,930 --> 00:03:32,260　　你真是垃圾朋友　　知道吗　　You're a sucky friend, you know that?　　80　　00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,530　　比垃圾还垃圾的朋友　　A sucky, sucky friend.　　81　　00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,130　　我能怎样　　What was supposed to do?　　82　　00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,800　　她冲我那么诱惑一笑　　She gave me that "come-hither" look.　　83　　00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:41,960　　就算她冲你笑　　那也是笑你很逊　　If she gave you any look at all. it was a "you suck" look.　　84　　00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:46,260　　如果没有拉伤大腿　　我就能追上她　　I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy.　　85　　00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:48,000　　拜托　　你才80磅重　　Oh, please, you weigh 80 pounds.　　86　　00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:50,330　　哪有什么大腿肌肉　　You don't have a hammy.　　87　　00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,230　　佩妮不想带我见朋友　　So, Penny doesn't want me around her friends.　　88　　00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,000　　我让她囧了　　有其他可能吗　　I embarrass her. What else could it be?　　89　　00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,020　　她的行为　　Well, her actions　　90　　00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,930　　能理解为顾及你的感受　　could be out of concern for your feelings　　91　　00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,230　　也许她不让你参加聚会　　Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings　　92　　00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:03,190　　是因为她想物色新配偶　　because she's scouting for a new mate　　93　　00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:04,940　　但不想让你看到　　and don't want to do it in front of you.　　94　　00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:08,160　　她真贴心　　Oh... how kind of her.　　95　　00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:09,600　　同意　　Agreed.　　96　　00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:12,030　　大多数灵长类动物没有这种判断力　　Most primates don't show that sort of discretion.　　97　　00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,630　　雌性倭黑猩猩会在前配偶面前　　A female bonobo will copulate with a new male　　98　　00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:15,800　　与新配偶交配　　in front of the old one　　99　　00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:18,700　　根本不会想"你怎么样"　　without so much as a "how do you do?"　　100　　00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,040　　你老是这样　　知道吗　　You always do this, you know?　　101　　00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,030　　抛下我去追没有机会追到的女人　　You ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.　　102　　00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,960　　我完全有机会　　I totally had a shot. With a woman　　103　　00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,290　　在公园追逐一名女子　　you were chasing through a park--　　104　　00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:28,060　　这不叫机会　　这叫重罪　　that's not a shot, that's a felony.　　105　　00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:34,110　　搭上我赢回来的帕唐风筝更罪加一等　　What's worse, it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite.　　106　　00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,840　　谢尔顿　　能不能行行好　　Sheldon, I don't suppose there's any chance　　107　　00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,150　　把风筝还给我　　you could give me my kite back?　　108　　00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:41,500　　对不起　　拉杰　　空战的规则　　I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare　　109　　00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,760　　规定战败的风筝归胜者　　dictate at the fallen kite go to the victor.　　110　　00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:46,400　　没有规则　　比赛就没有意义　　And without rules, the competition has no meaning.　　111　　00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,730　　没有比赛意义　　And without meaning,　　112　　00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,530　　下面的动作就只会是个空洞的姿态　　the following would be an empty gesture.　　113　　00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:53,100　　你的风筝归我了　　I have your kite.　　114　　00:05:03,730 --> 00:05:04,960　　你的橄榄球派对如何　　How was your football party?　　115　　00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:06,930　　-很不错　　我们赢了　　-哇　　- It was pretty good. We won.　　- Oh, wow.　　116　　00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,400　　太棒了　　That's excellent.　　117　　00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:10,200　　你不觉得这个比喻很怪吗　　It's a weird figure of speech, isn't it　　118　　00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:13,130　　不是我们在玩　　却说"我们赢了"　　"We won" when you weren't actually playing.　　119　　00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:15,360　　当我们看《星球大战》的时候　　When we watch Star Wars,　　120　　00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:18,000　　我们不会说"我们打败了帝国"　　we don't say, "We defeated the Empire."　　121　　00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,130　　很高兴听你这么说　　I'm glad to hear it.　　122　　00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,430　　对了　　还有个相关问题　　Oh, hey, on a related subject,　　123　　00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:26,230　　我跟你朋友在一起会让你觉得有失颜面吗　　Are you embarrassed to have me around your friends?　　124　　00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,730　　天呐　　当然不会　　Oh, my god, no.　　125　　00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,830　　为什么要这么问　　Why would you ask that?　　126　　00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,930　　我才发现　　Well, you know, I just noticed　　127　　00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:34,180　　我还没见过他们呢　　I haven't really met any of them.　　128　　00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,530　　你肯定见过　　Sure you have.　　129　　00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,860　　对　　我见过你那高大的前男友　　Yeah, no, I met the huge ex-boyfriend　　130　　00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:42,860　　还有小一点但还是比我高大的前男友　　and the smaller yet still larger than me ex-boyfriend　　131　　00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:44,760　　顺便问一下　　他们今天来了吗　　By the way, were they here today?　　132　　00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,760　　-当然没有　　-当然没有　　- Of course not.　　- Of course not.　　133　　00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,170　　为什么要来　　为什么我会问　　Why would they be? Why would I ask?　　134　　00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:49,760　　为什么我这么无厘头　　为什么你不制止我　　Why am I rambling? Why don't you stop me?　　135　　00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:52,310　　莱纳德　　Leonard, look,　　136　　00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,460　　如果你想见我的朋友　　当然很好啦　　if you want to meet my friends, that would be great.　　137　　00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:57,190　　我只是　　不想让你觉得太无聊　　I just, you know, I didn't want you to be bored.　　138　　00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,700　　我才不会觉得无聊呢　　I wouldn't be bored.　　139　　00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:00,130　　为什么我会无聊　　Why would I be bored?　　140　　00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,790　　因为他们不是天才科学家啊　　Well, 'cause they're not genius scientists.　　141　　00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:05,270　　佩妮　　我喜欢各种各样的人　　Penny, I like all sorts of people.　　142　　00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:07,640　　事实上　　我最好的一些朋友并不是天才　　In fact, some of my best friends aren't geniuses.　　143　　00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:10,680　　比如说　　Like who?　　144　　00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,430　　好吧　　我的某些Facebook朋友不是天才　　Okay, some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses.　　145　　00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:20,170　　重点在于　　如果我们要成为一对　　My point is, if we're going to be a couple,　　146　　00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:22,470　　我应该是你朋友的朋友　　I should be friends with your friends.　　147　　00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,040　　好啊　　太棒了　　那你下周六　　Okay, great. Well, then why don't you　　148　　00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,160　　跟我们一起看橄榄球比赛吧　　come over next Saturday and watch the game with us.　　149　　00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,370　　又有橄榄球赛吗　　Another football game?　　150　　00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:31,000　　橄榄球赛每周都有的　　They have them every week.　　151　　00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,760　　不知道这回事　　Did not know that.　　152　　00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:35,900　　-你想见我的朋友　　-当然　　- You wanted to meet my friends.　　- Sure.　　153　　00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,100　　当然　　但是我对橄榄球不大了解　　Sure, just I don't know much about football.　　154　　00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,400　　那没关系　　很多男生的　　Oh, that's okay-- a lot of the guys'　　155　　00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:40,630　　女朋友完全不懂橄榄球　　girlfriends don't know football.　　156　　00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,360　　她们就只在厨房边喝酒边聊天　　They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen.　　157　　00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:46,900　　"真不错"　　Great.　　158　　00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,700　　好的　　成功的传球　　Okay, a complete pass.　　159　　00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,730　　一档　　新英格兰　　First down, New England.　　160　　00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,230　　我觉得我开始有点明白了　　I think I'm starting to get this.　　161　　00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,500　　真的吗　　Really?　　162　　00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,160　　过去两小时中我唯一学到的　　The only thing I've learned in the last two hours　　163　　00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,130　　就是美国男人喜欢喝啤酒　　is that American men love drinking beer,　　164　　00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,630　　尿太多导致勃起障碍　　pee too often and have trouble getting erections.　　165　　00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,130　　把精力放比赛上　　而不是广告　　拉杰　　Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.　　166　　00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,430　　我只是说　　如果人们能减少啤酒摄入　　I'm just saying, maybe if you people cut back on the beer,　　167　　00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,830　　就可以从厕所中解脱出来　　you could get out of the bathroom　　168　　00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:19,760　　在不使用医药帮助的情况下满足他的女人　　and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.　　169　　00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,400　　拉杰　　你在这儿干嘛呢　　Raj, what are you doing here?　　170　　00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:26,830　　你本该帮我改装我的小摩托　　You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa.　　171　　00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,950　　对不起　　I'm sorry,　　172　　00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,850　　你还沉浸在我们仍是朋友的印象中吗　　are you under the impression that we're still friends?　　173　　00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,160　　别这样　　Oh, come on.　　174　　00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:35,700　　你不会还在纠结风筝的事情吧　　You're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you?　　175　　00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,330　　这不仅仅是风筝的事情　　It's not just the kite thing.　　176　　00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,790　　每次我们出去玩　　你都认为你可以随时　　Every time we go some place, you think you can just　　177　　00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:41,520　　把我丢下去追路过的漂亮美眉　　dump me whenever someone prettier comes along,　　178　　00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,220　　尽管你跟她们完全没可能　　even though you don't have a shot with them.　　179　　00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,510　　我跟那个跑步的有可能成的　　I had a shot with that jogger.　　180　　00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:48,970　　行啊　　那找她与你一起往你的小绵羊上画绿焰去　　Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her.　　181　　00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:52,280　　那不是小绵羊　　It's not a little scooter.　　182　　00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,210　　那是他们造的第二大小摩托　　It's the second biggest Vespa they make!　　183　　00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,140　　你在看橄榄球　　Are you watching football?　　184　　00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,270　　没跟你开玩笑　　There's no fooling you.　　185　　00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,630　　屏幕上的"sacks"数据又是什么　　Now, what is this sacks statistic they put up there?　　186　　00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:09,410　　我只知道我妈经常去"Sacks"商店买东西　　All I know about Sacks is, my mother shops there.　　187　　00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:15,490　　Sacks　　sacks　　Sacks, sacks...　　188　　00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:18,450　　这是个橄榄球术语　　用于四分卫　　It's football nom for when a quarterback is tackled　　189　　00:08: 18,450 --> 00:08:20,050　　在启球线之后被擒倒　　behind the line of scrimmage.　　190　　00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,330　　启球　　Scrimmage.　　191　　00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:30,060　　启球线是一条假想的横截线　　The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line　　192　　00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,460　　用于区分进攻方与防守方　　separating the offense from the defense.　　193　　00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:37,230　　谢尔顿懂橄榄球　　Sheldon knows football?　　194　　00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,360　　很显然他懂　　Apparently.　　195　　00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:41,860　　魁地奇他肯定懂　　橄榄球他也懂?　　I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football?　　196　　00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,630　　谢尔顿　　你怎么知道这个　　Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?　　197　　00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,760　　我可是在德克萨斯长大的　　I grew up in Texas.　　198　　00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:49,700　　橄榄球在德克萨斯无处不在　　Football is ubiquitous in Texas:　　199　　00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,630　　职业橄榄球　　大学橄榄球　　Pro football, college football,　　200　　00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,630　　高中橄榄球　　初中橄榄球　　high school football, peewee football...　　201　　00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,330　　事实上　　所有种类的橄榄球都有除了最原始的　　In fact, every form of football except the original--　　202　　00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,600　　欧式橄榄球　　European football.　　203　　00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:02,230　　而大部分德克萨斯人认为这是共产党阴谋　　Which most Texans believe to be a Commie plot.　　204　　00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:04,990　　真难以置信　　Unbelivable.　　205　　00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:06,660　　如果你感兴趣　　我还知道所有　　If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat　　206　　00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:09,830　　似鸡非鸡的炸肉排的相关知识　　that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.　　207　　00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,900　　那你能教我吗　　So you could teach me?　　208　　00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,560　　橄榄球还是炸肉排　　Football or chicken-fried meats?　　209　　00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,250　　橄榄球　　Football.　　210　　00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,320　　我周日要去佩妮家　　I'm going to Penny's on Saturday　　211　　00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,570　　跟她的朋友们看比赛　　to watch a game with her friends　　212　　00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,900　　我不想自己看上去像个白痴　　我想融入进去　　and I don't want to look lik an idiot. I want to blend in.　　213　　00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,450　　如果你想融入佩妮的朋友圈　　If you want to blend in with Penny's friends,　　214　　00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:28,410　　我觉得扮作个白痴　　I'd think looking like an idiot　　215　　00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:30,130　　会是完美的伪装　　would be the perfect camouflage.　　216　　00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,770　　别这样　　谢尔顿　　教我橄榄球吧　　Come on, Sheldon, please teach me about football.　　217　　00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:33,260　　会很有趣的　　It'll be fun.　　218　　00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:36,360　　这跟我爸说的完全一样　　That's exactly what my father said.　　219　　00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,530　　"来看球赛吧　　去看球赛吧"　　"Come to the games. Watch the games."　　220　　00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,130　　周复一周的　　Week in and week out from the time　　221　　00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,400　　从五岁直到我上大学　　I was five until I went off to college.　　222　　00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:44,600　　人生当中最漫长的七年　　Longest seven years of my life.　　223　　00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:49,080　　求你了　　这是朋友的请求　　Please, I'm asking you as a friend.　　224　　00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:53,870　　你要将这作为一级友情请求吗　　Are you making this a tier one friendship request?　　225　　00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,320　　是的　　Yes.　　226　　00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,670　　那好吧　　Fine.　　227　　00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:01,300　　-我非常感谢　　-算了　　算了　　- I really appreciate this.　　- Yeah, yeah.　　228　　00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,660　　那好　　呆子　　闭嘴　　坐下听好　　All right, Poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen.　　229　　00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,830　　你说啥　　I'm sorry?　　230　　00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,560　　我老爸每次讲到橄榄球的话题　　That's how my father always began　　231　　00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:10,400　　都是这个开场白　　our football conversations.　　232　　00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,530　　如果你想的话　　And if you'd like,　　233　　00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,830　　比赛后　　after the game,　　234　　00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,100　　我还可以带你出去　　I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot　　235　　00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,330　　教你射会自己便便的浣熊　　Close enough to racoon that craps itself.　　236　　00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,660　　你能别再摆弄赛昂吐司了吗(太空堡垒卡拉狄加里的人类天敌)　　When are you going to stop making Cylon toast?　　237　　00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,230　　待我囤积的吐司大军　　足以毁灭传说中　　When I have enough to destroy all the human toast　　238　　00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,800　　太空堡垒卡拉狄加上的人类吐司之后　　on the battlestar known as Galactica.　　239　　00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,160　　你就穿这去佩妮那儿看橄榄球吗　　Is that what you're wearing to watch football at Penny's?　　240　　00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:55,160　　这件球衣咋不对劲了　　What's wrong with a football jersey?　　241　　00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:55,990　　没啥　　Nothing.　　242　　00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:59,030　　只是看上去更像特制橄榄球鸡尾酒　　That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.　　243　　00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,300　　这是最小号的　　I's the smallest size they had,　　244　　00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,330　　除了狗狗衫以外　　except the one for dogs.　　245　　00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,300　　难以置信　　居然还有专门的狗狗衫　　I can't believe they had one for dogs.　　246　　00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,630　　当然有了　　Oh, yes.　　247　　00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:13,330　　犬类球迷在德州司空见惯　　Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.　　248　　00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,530　　但是猫咪却不肯穿运动服　　Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.　　249　　00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:20,860　　我姐有过惨痛教训　　My sister found that out the hard way.　　250　　00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,200　　管他的　　祝我好运吧　　Anyway, wish me luck.　　251　　00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,100　　等等　　莱纳德　　Leonard, wait.　　252　　00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,300　　你是想通过结交佩妮的朋友　　Am I correct in assuming that your attempt to be accepted　　253　　00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,680　　来维持你俩间的性爱关系　　by Penny's pair to ensure　　254　　00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,860　　我这么假设没错吧　　your continuing mating privileges with her?　　255　　00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:38,730　　对我来说不尽然如此　　Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way　　256　　00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,030　　那到底是怎样　　How would you put it?　　257　　00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,630　　好吧　　其实就是你说的那样　　Yeah, okay, like you said.　　258　　00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,630　　看来要经历一段性关系　　Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble　　259　　00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,860　　还真是麻烦得要命　　to go through for intercourse.　　260　　00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:54,200　　你就不能花钱找个妓女吗　　Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?　　261　　00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,710　　顺便　　By the way.　　262　　00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,930　　在这种语境下也可以"嗬"一声　　Another accepted usage for the term "ho."　　263　　00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:04,860　　再见　　谢尔顿　　Good-bye, Sheldon.　　264　　00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:07,030　　等下　　Hold on　　265　　00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,530　　我认为按照社会传统规定　　I believe that social convention　　266　　00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,560　　你可不能两手空空地上门　　dictate you not arriving empty-handed.　　267　　00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,560　　带些赛昂吐司吧　　Would you like to bring some Cylon toast?　　268　　00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:17,460　　不带　　我想融入其中　　才不想被嘲笑　　Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laughed at.　　269　　00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,100　　赛昂吐司有啥好笑　　What's funny about Cylon toast?　　270　　00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:29,730　　门没锁　　It's open.　　271　　00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:33,000　　好啊　　哥们儿　　Hey, pal.　　272　　00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,100　　你来干嘛　　What do you want?　　273　　00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,900　　我给你带了件小礼物　　I brought you a little gift.　　274　　00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,630　　一只新风筝　　New kite.　　275　　00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:44,600　　你害我输掉的那只可是正宗的帕唐风筝　　The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang,　　276　　00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,900　　是我兄弟从新德里给我寄来的　　Indian fighting kite　　277　　00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,630　　印度战斗风筝　　that my brother sent to me from New Delhi.　　278　　00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,630　　我组装了一整天　　两天用来上色　　It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.　　279　　00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,230　　而这是Hello Kitty　　This is Hello Kitty.　　280　　00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,060　　没错　　但这可附带一只零钱袋呢　　Yeah, but it comes with a little coin purse.　　281　　00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,030　　帕唐风筝有吗　　Does a Patang?　　282　　00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,630　　你还是不懂　　是吗　　Wow, you just don't get it, do you?　　283　　00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,430　　就算你给我买什么可爱的小玩意　　Buying me something pretty isn't going　　284　　00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,300　　也不能解决问题　　to make our problem just go away.　　285　　00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,300　　听我说　　我有时候的确　　Look, I admit I haven't always been　　286　　00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,900　　不是一个绝佳好友　　the best friend I could be.　　287　　00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,100　　你根本就是超级烂友　　烂到极点　　Y've been a sucky friend, a sucky, sucky friend.　　288　　00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,500　　没说错　　Stipulated.　　289　　00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,000　　你一直都这样　　And you do it all the time.　　290　　00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:20,860　　上周在Radio Shack商场(美国电子产品零售商)　　Last week in the mall at Radio Shack, we were looking　　291　　00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,930　　我们在帮你妈找一部超大号码键的电话　　for a phone with giant numbers for your mother,　　292　　00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,300　　而我一转眼　　你居然就不见了　　and I suddenly realize you're not even there.　　293　　00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,930　　-我知道　　-你去哪儿了　　- I know, I know... - And Where were you?　　294　　00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,560　　被HDOS快餐店的一个女孩儿勾走了　　Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.　　295　　00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:34,800　　听我解释　　她实在很火辣嘛　　But in my defense, she was gorgeous!　　296　　00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,070　　一边用榨汁机做柠檬汁　　And working that squeezer to make the lemonade,　　297　　00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,860　　一边上下扭腰摆臀的　　going and down and up and down.　　298　　00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,400　　简直就是在美食天地中　　It was like a free pole dance　　299　　00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:45,000　　免费欣赏钢管舞嘛　　right in the middle of the food court.　　300　　00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,560　　你真是不可理喻　　You're impossible.　　301　　00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:49,160　　至少我不用喝醉酒　　Hey, at least I can talk to women　　302　　00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,660　　就能和女人交谈自如　　without being drunk.　　303　　00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,860　　不好意思　　我这是选择性缄默症　　Excuse me, I have selective mutism,　　304　　00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,930　　被鉴定为是生理疾病　　a recognized medical disorder.　　305　　00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,160　　你呢　　你不过是个脑残　　You're just a douche.　　306　　00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,560　　不　　知道吗　　No. You know what?　　307　　00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,430　　也许这才是原因　　Maybe that's what this whole thing's about.　　308　　00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,530　　你不是在生我的气　　You're not mad at me,　　309　　00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,800　　而是气你自己　　you're mad at yourself.　　310　　00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,160　　不　　我就是生你的气　　No, I'm mad at you.　　311　　00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,600　　我是讨厌自己　　但我还是生你的气　　I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.　　312　　00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,130　　好吧　　你生我气　　我明白　　Fine. You're mad at me. I get it.　　313　　00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,480　　何不今天咱一起过　　How about we go spend the day together?　　314　　00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,260　　就我们俩　　Just the two of us.　　315　　00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,710　　你想去哪儿都成　　We'll go anywhere you want.　　316　　00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:20,460　　我不知道　　I don't know.　　317　　00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,600　　别这样嘛　　Come on.　　318　　00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,820　　我带你去好玩的地方　　Let me take you someplace nice.　　319　　00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,990　　我很喜欢沥青坑博物馆(展出动物化石的公园)　　I-I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.　　320　　00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,370　　现在去　　那交通和停车问题　　Really, now? With the traffic and the parking?　　321　　00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,580　　管他的　　走　　Okay, fine.　　322　　00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,450　　沥青坑　　我们来啦　　The Tar Pits. Let's go.　　323　　00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,990　　我怎么就对你没辙呢　　Oh, why c" type="audio/mpeg" />-->