00:00:06,400　　每次看到格林奇的心脏[出自影片《圣诞怪杰》]　　Oh, I always tear up　　2　　00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:08,630　　涨大三倍的时候　　我都止不住要流泪　　When the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.　　3　　00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,660　　流泪是应该的　　Tears seem appropriate.　　4　　00:00:10,730 --> 00:00:12,330　　心肌的扩张　　Enlargement of the heart muscle,　　5　　00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,700　　或是肥大型心肌病　　都是重病　　Or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease　　6　　00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,760　　会引起充血性心力衰竭　　which could lead to congestive heart failure.　　7　　00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,300　　你不喜欢他是吧　　谢尔顿　　You really didn't like it, Sheldon?　　8　　00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,800　　不　　正相反　　No, on the contrary.　　9　　00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:29,300　　我认为格林奇是个体贴又迷人的角色　　I found the Grinch to be a relatable,engaging character.　　10　　00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,960　　而且我十分赞赏　　And I was really with him right up to the point　　11　　00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:33,660　　他屈从于社会习俗　　that he succumbed to social convention　　12　　00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:36,660　　回赠礼物　　拯救了圣诞节的行为　　And returned the presents and saved Christmas.　　13　　00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:38,800　　多么扫兴啊　　What a buzz kill that was.　　14　　00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:43,660　　我们看《圣诞雪人》的时候　　他赞成出太阳　　When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.　　15　　00:00:43,730 --> 00:00:45,300　　请注意　　Excuse me,　　16　　00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,060　　太阳是万物之必需　　But the sun is essential for all life on Earth.　　17　　00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:49,430　　而圣诞雪人只是一个　　Frosty is merely　　18　　00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:53,830　　冰雪构成的怪物　　瞬息即逝　　还戴着偷来的帽子　　A bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat.　　19　　00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,930　　那是犯罪　　而且居然从没有人为此指责他　　A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.　　20　　00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,010　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第十一集　　21　　00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,630　　我超爱装饰圣诞树　　I just love decorating the Christmas tree.　　22　　00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,500　　感觉自己又回到了小时候　　It makes me feel like a little girl again.　　23　　00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,730　　我小时候家里没有圣诞树　　We didn't have a tree when I was growing up.　　24　　00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,260　　真的吗　　为什么　　Really? Why not?　　25　　00:01:35,330 --> 00:01:37,100　　在我家　　Mmm, in my family,　　26　　00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,430　　节日通常是用来研究人类社会中　　Holidays weren't so much celebrated as studied　　27　　00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,930　　它们起到的人类学和心理学意义　　For their anthropological and psychological implications　　28　　00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,260　　而不是用来庆祝的　　On human society.　　29　　00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:45,260　　真有节日气氛　　Oh, sounds festive.　　30　　00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:46,900　　那你们总会互赠礼物吧　　Did you at least give presents?　　31　　00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,660　　某种程度上　　Mmm, in a way.　　32　　00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:50,730　　我们互赠研究论文　　We presented papers.　　33　　00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:55,430　　然后分小组讨论　　再相互评论　　And then broke off into focus groups and critiqued each other.　　34　　00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,660　　谢尔顿　　你呢　　Sheldon, what about you?　　35　　00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:59,100　　你家有圣诞树吗　　Did you have a Christmas tree?　　36　　00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,430　　当然有　　Oh, yes.　　37　　00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,960　　有圣诞树　　有马槽　　We had a tree, we had a manger,　　38　　00:02:04,030 --> 00:02:05,630　　草坪上还有一个充气圣诞老人　　We had an inflatable Santa Claus　　39　　00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,960　　身前站着一只塑料驯鹿　　with plastic reindeer on the front lawn.　　40　　00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:09,550　　为了增添欢乐气氛　　And to make things even more jolly,　　41　　00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,900　　房子的周围还有一闪一闪的灯光　　there were so many blinking lights on the house　　42　　00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,560　　引得周围邻居纷纷来偷　　They induced neighborhood-wide seizures.　　43　　00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:17,460　　所以我猜你不想帮我们装饰圣诞树咯　　So I take it you don't want to help us trim the tree.　　44　　00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:18,660　　不想　　I do not.　　45　　00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:20,160　　但如果你坚持　　But if you insist　　46　　00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:23,630　　把一个爬满蜘蛛的的易燃物放在我家　　on decorating a spider-infested fire hazard in my home　　47　　00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:26,130　　我要求你把这个加上　　I would request that you add this.　　48　　00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,460　　那是什么　　What is it?　　49　　00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:30,130　　你是在开玩笑吗　　You're kidding, right?　　50　　00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,100　　这是牛顿爵士的半身像　　It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.　　51　　00:02:34,130 --> 00:02:35,360　　没错　　是的　　Oh, sure, sure.　　52　　00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:36,630　　很有圣诞气息　　Very Christmasy.　　53　　00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,560　　不　　应该是比你挂在那棵树上的　　Wait, excuse me, but it's much　　54　　00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:41,130　　其他东西都更有圣诞气息　　more "Christmasy" than anything you've put on the tree.　　55　　00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,130　　又开始了　　Here we go.　　56　　00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,630　　公历1642年12月25日　　December 25, 1642,Julian calendar,　　57　　00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,230　　艾萨克·牛顿爵士诞生　　Sir Isaac Newton is born.　　58　　00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,300　　而另一方面　　耶稣其实夏天出生的　　Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer　　59　　00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,230　　他的生日被改到了　　His birthday was moved　　60　　00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,230　　和异教徒某个传统节日的同一天　　to coincide with a traditional pagan holiday　　61　　00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,060　　那一天本该要点起篝火　　that celebrated the winter solstice　　62　　00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,830　　屠宰山羊　　庆祝冬至　　with lit fires and slaughtered goats.　　63　　00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,460　　老实说　　Which, frankly,　　64　　00:02:59,530 --> 00:03:01,930　　那会比和我妈妈在教堂待上12小时　　sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother　　65　　00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,430　　然后回来吃水果蛋糕要有趣得多　　followed by a fruitcake.　　66　　00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:07,060　　祝大家"牛诞快乐"　　Merry Newton-mas, everyone.　　67　　00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:10,060　　虽然说不上原因　　但我觉得你这祝福并不真诚　　I sense that's not sincere, although I have no idea why.　　68　　00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:12,900　　没事的　　牛顿爵士可以　　No, it's fine. Look, Sir Issac can go　　69　　00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,330　　跟这个拐杖糖挂在一起　　right next to this little candy cane.　　70　　00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,160　　不行　　牛顿要放在树的顶端　　No. Isaac goes at the top of the tree.　　71　　00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,930　　不　　不行　　No, he doesn't.　　72　　00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,360　　我明白　　I understand.　　73　　00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:23,060　　你是因为牛顿声称　　是他发明了微积分而抵触他　　You dispute Newton's claim that he invented calculus　　74　　00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:26,100　　你想要把莱布尼茨[德数学家]挂在树顶　　and you want to put Gottfried Leibniz on the top.　　75　　00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,300　　没错　　被你发现了　　Yeah, you got me.　　76　　00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,630　　我支持莱布尼茨　　I'm a Leibniz man.　　77　　00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,460　　也许等你妈妈来了之后　　Well, perhaps when your mother gets here,　　78　　00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:32,000　　她能启发你清醒一点　　she'll talk some sense into you.　　79　　00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:33,200　　什么　　What?　　80　　00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,800　　你妈妈要来　　什么时候　　Your-your mother's coming? When?　　81　　00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:35,800　　明天　　Tomorrow.　　82　　00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:37,560　　那你打算什么时候告诉我　　When were you going to tell me?　　83　　00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:39,730　　明天吧　　Um... tomorrow?　　84　　00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,330　　你为什么要对我保密　　Why were you keeping this a secret?　　85　　00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,560　　我只是　　只是想　　Well, I just-- I thought...　　86　　00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:45,400　　我能打断一下吗　　If I can interject here,　　87　　00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:47,230　　很显然　　莱纳德是担心　　Obviously Leonard is concerned　　88　　00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,630　　怕他妈妈不会赞成你做他的伴侣　　that his mother won't approve of you as his mate.　　89　　00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,460　　为什么她会不赞成　　Why wouldn't she approve of me?　　90　　00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,100　　我很招人喜欢啊　　I'm adorable.　　91　　00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,930　　你确实是　　只是　　You are, it's just...　　92　　00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,430　　我能再打断一下吗　　If I can interject again.　　93　　00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:02,100　　莱纳德的家人都很优秀　　成绩斐然　　Leonard comes from a remarkably high-achieving family,　　94　　00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,130　　他们选择的伴侣也都很优秀　　who have all chosen high-achieving partners.　　95　　00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,760　　他可能是觉得　　He probably feels　　96　　00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:08,560　　他妈妈很难认同　　that it's doubtful that his mother will be overly impressed　　97　　00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:11,400　　他跟一个　　生平最高成就　　with his dating a woman whose most significant achievement　　98　　00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,330　　就是背下芝士蛋糕工厂菜单的女人约会　　is memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu.　　99　　00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,530　　那可是份很长的菜单　　Hey, it's a big menu.　　100　　00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,700　　光甜点就有两页　　There's two pages just for desserts.　　101　　00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,930　　我知道　　I know.　　102　　00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,130　　还有每天一换的当日特餐　　And those specials-- they change every day.　　103　　00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,600　　好吧　　我自己说起来就够废了　　Okay, you know what? It's lame when I say it.　　104　　00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,630　　-你还添油加醋就更差了　　-好吧　　- It's just ridiculous when you pile on. - Okay.　　105　　00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,960　　抱歉　　Sorry.　　106　　00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,960　　你跟她说我们在交往　　她是怎么说的　　So what did she say when you told her we were going out?　　107　　00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:33,160　　嗯...　　Um...　　108　　00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:35,530　　你没告诉她我们在交往　　是吧　　You didn't tell her we were going out, did you?　　109　　00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,660　　嗯...　　Um...　　110　　00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:39,160　　为什么不告诉她　　Why not?　　111　　00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:41,500　　-嗯...　　-莱纳德　　- Um... - Leonard...　　112　　00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,100　　冥想我并不擅长　　I'm no expert on meditation,　　113　　00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,730　　但如果你想要冷静下来　　but if you're trying to calm yourself down,　　114　　00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,500　　我想最好说"唵"[印度教咒语]　　I believe the word is "Om."　　115　　00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,260　　你远道来机场接我　　It was so nice of you　　116　　00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:53,300　　真是太贴心了　　to come all the way down to the airport to pick me up.　　117　　00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,660　　这没什么的　　No trouble at all.　　118　　00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:56,730　　是我开的车　　妈妈　　I drove, Mother.　　119　　00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,860　　现在也是我在开　　I'm driving now.　　120　　00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:01,400　　没错　　宝贝　　你真是妈妈的骄傲　　Yes, dear. Mommy's proud.　　121　　00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,330　　我一直很想感谢你　　I've been meaning to thank you　　122　　00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,560　　为我的论文加的注解　　for your notes on my paper　　123　　00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,130　　证明了量子脑动力学理论的荒谬　　disproving quantum brain dynamic theory.　　124　　00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,330　　我很荣幸　　My pleasure.　　125　　00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,900　　作为非物理学家　　For a non-physicist,　　126　　00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,560　　您对大脑水分子中的电偶极子　　you have a remarkable grasp　　127　　00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:14,230　　难以形成玻色凝聚物的原因　　of how electric dipoles in the brain's water molecules　　128　　00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:17,030　　理解得非常到位　　could not possibly form a Bose condensate.　　129　　00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,500　　等等　　Wait, wait, wait.　　130　　00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,400　　你什么时候给我妈论文加的注解　　When did you send my mom notes on a paper?　　131　　00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:23,260　　8月16日　　August 16.　　132　　00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:25,460　　就在她做完腕管综合症手术之后　　Right after her carpal tunnel surgery.　　133　　00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,530　　-我谢过你送的花了吗　　-谢过了　　- Oh, did I thank you for the flowers? - You did.　　134　　00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,230　　其实我并不喜欢花　　I don't really like flowers.　　135　　00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,200　　我也不喜欢　　但那是社会习俗　　Neither do I, but it's the social convention.　　136　　00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,360　　是啊　　没错　　It is, isn't it?　　137　　00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,360　　等等　　你动过手术　　Wait, wait, wait. You had surgery?　　138　　00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:38,200　　是的　　谢尔顿还送了花　　Yes, and Sheldon sent me flowers.　　139　　00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:39,530　　我听到了　　No, I heard that.　　140　　00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,200　　那你还"等等"什么　　Then what was all that "wait, wait, wait" about?　　141　　00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:43,860　　我只是没搞明白　　I just don't understand　　142　　00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,700　　他怎么比我还了解你的生活　　why he knows more about your life than I do.　　143　　00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,330　　我认为是由于我和谢尔顿　　Well, I would assume it's because Sheldon　　144　　00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,600　　因共同的兴趣和对彼此的尊重而时常联系　　and I stay in touch due to mutual interest and respect,　　145　　00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,960　　而你却因你那　　while you avoid me,　　146　　00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:54,430　　无法释怀的童年阴影　　总是躲着我　　due to unresolved childhood issues.　　147　　00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,760　　我们认为正是这一点　　It's what we think　　148　　00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:58,160　　引起了你的自恋型人格障碍　　caused your narcissistic personality disorder.　　149　　00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,560　　我们上次视频聊天时详细地探讨了这个问题　　We discussed it at length during our last video chat.　　150　　00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,760　　虽然不知道为什么会提到你　　Although how we got onto the subject of you is baffling.　　151　　00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:08,100　　没错　　既然我们又提到了　　Yes, but we are on the subject,　　152　　00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,800　　所以我不得不问一下　　so I'm obliged to ask.　　153　　00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:12,130　　莱纳德　　最近过得怎样　　Leonard, how are you?　　154　　00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,560　　挺好　　妈妈　　你呢　　Fine, Mom. How are you?　　155　　00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:15,930　　我绝经了　　Mmm, menopausal.　　156　　00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,560　　现在我不怎么好了　　Now I'm less fine.　　157　　00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,460　　你弟弟订婚了　　你听说了吗　　Have you heard your brother has gotten engaged?　　158　　00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:22,960　　没　　No.　　159　　00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:24,960　　谢尔顿　　你给我讲讲吧　　Sheldon, why didn't you tell me?　　160　　00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:26,800　　是我的错　　My bad.　　161　　00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:29,400　　不过我代表我们两人送了礼　　I did send a gift from both of us.　　162　　00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:31,200　　她是个出众的女孩子　　She's a remarkable girl.　　163　　00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,200　　新泽西州最年轻的上诉法院法官　　The youngest appeals court judge in New Jersey　　164　　00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,730　　还两次获得奥运会铜牌　　and a two-time Olympic bronze medalist.　　165　　00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,760　　那你肯定非常高兴　　You must be very happy.　　166　　00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,560　　为什么　　又不是我要娶她　　Why? I'm not marrying her.　　167　　00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,360　　你最近怎么样　　So, how about you?　　168　　00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,100　　跟什么有趣的人在交往吗　　Are you seeing anyone interesting?　　169　　00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,260　　我不确定她是不是有趣　　不过...　　Well, I'm not sure about interesting, but...　　170　　00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,060　　谢尔顿　　还不是时候　　Not the time, Sheldon.　　171　　00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:49,260　　好吧　　Very well.　　172　　00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,960　　我们更换话题　　Shall we switch topics　　173　　00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:54,000　　谈谈牛顿或莱布尼茨吧[两人曾先后独立发明微积分]　　to Isaac Newton v. Gottfried Leibniz?　　174　　00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,830　　没事的　　谢尔顿　　It's all right, Sheldon.　　175　　00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,030　　我会假装　　I will just pretend　　176　　00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,930　　莱纳德没叫你瞒着我　　that Leonard's not withholding information.　　177　　00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,600　　虽然我仍要指出　　莱纳德　　Although, I will point out, Leonard,　　178　　00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,630　　我是名训练有素的精神病学家　　that I am a trained psychiatrist　　179　　00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:06,460　　你现在这偷偷摸摸欲盖弥彰的举动　　and you are exhibiting the same secretive behavioral tics　　180　　00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,730　　跟你小时候学着手淫那会没什么两样　　that accompanied your learning to masturbate.　　181　　00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,700　　莱纳德　　她太了不起了　　Isn't she brilliant, Leonard?　　182　　00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,400　　我真羡慕你　　How I envy you.　　183　　00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,200　　霍华德　　So, Howard,　　184　　00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:22,030　　你跟拉杰　　终于鼓起了勇气　　have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage　　185　　00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:26,330　　向彼此表白了你们潜在的同性恋情结吗　　to express your latent homosexual feelings toward one another?　　186　　00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,730　　什么　　没有　　What? No.　　187　　00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,160　　为什么没有　　Why not?　　188　　00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,160　　因为我们彼此之间　　并没有　　Because we don't have latent homosexual feelings　　189　　00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:38,560　　潜在的同性恋情结　　toward one another.　　190　　00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:40,560　　我明白了　　I see.　　191　　00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,560　　不　　我说真的　　No, really.　　192　　00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,230　　我现在有女朋友了　　I have a girlfriend now.　　193　　00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,660　　那她今晚在哪呢　　And where is she this evening?　　194　　00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,330　　她有事出了城　　She had to go out of town.　　195　　00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,830　　她祖母去世了　　Her grandmother died.　　196　　00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,930　　我明白了　　I see.　　197　　00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,360　　她祖母去世了　　Her grandmother died.　　198　　00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,430　　我说真的　　Honest to God.　　199　　00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,600　　莱纳德　　告诉她我有女朋友了　　Leonard, tell her I have a girlfriend.　　200　　00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,660　　我不懂你在说什么　　I don't know what you're talking about.　　201　　00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,500　　你什么意思　　不懂我在说什么　　What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about?　　202　　00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,760　　告诉她我有女朋友了　　Tell her I have a girlfriend!　　203　　00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,930　　好吧　　All right.　　204　　00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,930　　他"有女朋友了"　　He "has" a "girlfriend."　　205　　00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,530　　她叫伯纳黛特　　也在当女侍应　　Her name is Bernadette. She's working as a waitress,　　206　　00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,900　　不过还同时上学　　想成为微生物学家　　but she's going to school to be a microbiologist.　　207　　00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,760　　霍华德　　记住　　你越是执着于　　Howard, keep in mind that the more passionately　　208　　00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,930　　坚持这样的想法　　you stick to this construct,　　209　　00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,330　　对你同伴的伤害　　也就越大　　the more you're hurting your partner.　　210　　00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,660　　你真以为对着我耳朵这么讲话有用吗　　Do you really think your lips in my ear is helping?　　211　　00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,960　　抱歉我来晚了　　Hi. Sorry I'm late.　　212　　00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,400　　很高兴你来了　　坐　　Oh, glad you're here. Uh, sit down.　　213　　00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:32,430　　我去给你拿个碟子　　I'll get you a plate.　　214　　00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,760　　妈　　记得佩妮吧　　Mom, you remember Penny.　　215　　00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,630　　当然　　那个有着无法释怀的恋父情结的　　Oh, yes, the waitress slash actress　　216　　00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:38,860　　女招待兼女演员　　with the unresolved father issues.　　217　　00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:40,130　　他最终正视到　　Has he finally come to terms　　218　　00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,130　　他家的小小击球手　　胸部渐隆了吗　　with his little slugger growing breasts?　　219　　00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,160　　他送了我个足球和棒球手套做圣诞礼物　　Well, he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas,　　220　　00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:48,500　　所以我想还是没有吧　　So I'm going to say no.　　221　　00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,560　　如果这算安慰　　我们都很垂涎你的丰胸　　If it helps, we're all good with your breasts.　　222　　00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,600　　典型的过度代偿行为　　Classic overcompensation.　　223　　00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,600　　说到父亲　　莱纳德　　Oh, speaking of fathers, Leonard,　　224　　00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,630　　我想起来了　　我和你爸离婚了　　That reminds me, I'm divorcing your father.　　225　　00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,830　　什么　　What?!　　226　　00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,230　　他背着我出轨　　Yes. He was cheating on me.　　227　　00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:07,230　　-不是吧　　-就是　　和一个什么　　- No!　　- Yes, with some waitress　　228　　00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,860　　大学餐厅里的女招待　　From the university cafeteria.　　229　　00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:10,060　　难以置信吧　　Can you believe it?　　230　　00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,100　　居然和一个女招待　　A waitress?　　231　　00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,160　　无意冒犯　　亲爱的　　Oh, no offense, dear.　　232　　00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,630　　没事　　不知怎的听起来更像称赞　　No, it sounded like a compliment.　　233　　00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,200　　什么时候的事情　　When did this happen?　　234　　00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,500　　让我想想　　Mmm, well, let's see.　　235　　00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,160　　谢尔顿　　我什么时候和他离婚的　　Sheldon, when did I leave Leonard's father?　　236　　00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,500　　9月22日　　September 22.　　237　　00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,660　　对了　　想起来了　　Oh, yes, that's right.　　238　　00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:28,000　　就在莱纳德的狗狗死后一周　　The weekend after Leonard's dog died.　　239　　00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:30,060　　米琪死了吗　　Mitzy's dead?!　　240　　00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,600　　她已经又老又瞎了　　莱纳德　　She was old and blind, Leonard.　　241　　00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,430　　我们也无能为力　　What choice did we have?　　242　　00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,560　　我真不敢相信　　I don't believe this.　　243　　00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,200　　为什么我是最后一个知道的　　Why am I the last to know?!　　244　　00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:41,360　　不好意思　　莱纳德　　离婚的是我　　Excuse me, Leonard, I am the one who's getting a divorce,　　245　　00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,760　　死的是米琪　　Mitzy is the one who is dead.　　246　　00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:45,000　　你这么大惊小怪干嘛　　Why are you the one making a fuss?　　247　　00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:46,260　　好吧　　You're right.　　248　　00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:47,300　　我真是抱歉　　I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.　　249　　00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,360　　过分的是我行了吧　　I'm way out of line!　　250　　00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,630　　佩妮　　你有什么新鲜事儿吗　　So, Penny, what's new in your life?　　251　　00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:55,660　　没　　Nothing.　　252　　00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:58,400　　鬼都没有　　Not a damn thing.　　253　　00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,800　　谢谢你开车送我回酒店　　Thank you for driving me back to my hotel.　　254　　00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:07,300　　没事儿　　Oh, it's not a problem.　　255　　00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,360　　我本想让莱纳德送我　　I was going to ask Leonard to do it,　　256　　00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,660　　但他似乎有点情绪波动　　But he seemed a bit emotionally unstable　　257　　00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:14,960　　这样的人可不能操纵重型机械　　And you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.　　258　　00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,900　　没错　　我同意　　No, you do not.　　259　　00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,360　　你车上的"检查引擎"提示灯亮了　　Your "check engine" light is on.　　260　　00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:23,200　　是啊　　我真该贴张贴纸上去　　Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that.　　261　　00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,960　　离婚一定让你感到伤心欲绝吧　　So, uh, you must be devastated about your divorce.　　262　　00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:30,300　　一点也不　　Oh, not at all.　　263　　00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,330　　倒是坐在一辆不进行例行维护的汽车里　　But I am a bit distressed to be in a vehicle　　264　　00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,160　　让我感到有些焦虑　　That's not subjected to regular maintenance.　　265　　00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,400　　等等　　你的婚姻终结了　　Come on, I mean, you're not upset　　266　　00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,830　　你却一点不难过吗　　that your marriage is over?　　267　　00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,180　　一开始　　我感到类似悲伤　　Well, initially I felt something akin to grief　　268　　00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,460　　或近似生气的情绪　　And perhaps anger,　　269　　00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:47,560　　但是在那不要脸的狗杂种背叛我之后　　But that's the natural reaction of the limbic system　　270　　00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,460　　大脑边缘系统的自然反应　　To being betrayed by a loathsome son of a bitch.　　271　　00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,500　　很有理　　Sure, sure.　　272　　00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,730　　但好在我已经8年没和他发生性关系了　　Thankfully, my shock was somewhat mitigated by the fact　　273　　00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,260　　这也多少减轻了打击程度　　That I haven't had intercourse with him in eight years.　　274　　00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,100　　居然有八年　　Eight years?　　275　　00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,630　　这没什么　　Oh, that's nothing.　　276　　00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:05,100　　自1982年来　　性高潮问题都是我自行解决　　I've been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.　　277　　00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,030　　欧耶　　Yikes.　　278　　00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,600　　笑什么　　What's so funny?　　279　　00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:17,360　　我性高潮时都用这个词儿　　"欧耶"　　That's exactly what I say during orgasms: "Yikes."　　280　　00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:18,860　　我现在真想喝一杯　　You know what? I could use a drink.　　281　　00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,360　　顺道去喝一杯吗　　Do you want to stop for a drink?　　282　　00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,730　　-我不喝酒　　-有我教你呢　　- Oh, I don't drink.　　- I do, I'll teach you.　　283　　00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,830　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　284　　00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,260　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　285　　00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,930　　莱纳德　　Leonard...?　　286　　00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,060　　干嘛　　What is it?　　287　　00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:34,200　　我泡了茶　　I made tea.　　288　　00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,700　　我不想喝茶　　I don't want tea.　　289　　00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,660　　又不是泡给你喝的　　I didn't make tea for you.　　290　　00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:43,460　　这是我的茶　　This is my tea.　　291　　00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,830　　那你告诉我干嘛　　Then why are you telling me?　　292　　00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,460　　这算是开场白　　It's a conversation starter.　　293　　00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:51,660　　这开场白烂透了　　That's a lousy conversation starter.　　294　　00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:53,130　　是吗　　我们不是开始聊天了吗　　Oh, is it? We're conversing.　　295　　00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,700　　将军　　你输了　　Checkmate.　　296　　00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,300　　你到底想要干嘛　　谢尔顿　　What do you want, Sheldon?　　297　　00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,060　　我想要从企业号星舰飞船上　　What I want is to be departing the starship Enterprise　　298　　00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:03,100　　乘坐单人穿梭机前往由我统治的星球　　In a one-man shuttle craft headed to the planetoid I rule　　299　　00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,500　　著名的谢尔顿阿尔法5号星球　　Known as Sheldon Alpha Five.　　300　　00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,030　　这我也想　　I want that too.　　301　　00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,460　　我问你来这里干嘛　　Why are you here?　　302　　00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,400　　当然是来安慰你　　To comfort you, of course.　　303　　00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,360　　哦不　　这个位置一点也不好　　No, that's not going to work at all.　　304　　00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,700　　我还是到那边去安慰你吧　　I'll comfort you from over here.　　305　　00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:26,460　　莱纳德　　你现在的心理状态　　Leonard, what you're experiencing　　306　　00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,760　　是典型的荣格主义危机[著名瑞士心理学家]　　Is a classic Jungian crisis　　307　　00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:32,130　　个体随着年龄的增长会哀悼　　In which the aging individual mourns the loss　　308　　00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,160　　不可能实现的理想家庭成员的缺失　　Of the never-to-be realized ideal family unit.　　309　　00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,800　　多谢　　真是倍感安慰　　Thank you, that's very comforting.　　310　　00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,860　　我还没说到安慰部分呢　　That's not the comforting part.　　311　　00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,660　　还没说到啊　　It's not?　　312　　00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:41,900　　当然　　No, no.　　313　　00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,400　　安慰部分是　　对于你现在的感受　　The comforting part is that the Germans　　314　　00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,430　　德国人提出了一个专业术语　　Have a term for what you're feeling.　　315　　00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,860　　悲观主义　　Weltschmerz.　　316　　00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:49,560　　意思是　　It means　　317　　00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:52,860　　由假设与理想世界和现实世界之间　　the depression that arises from comparing the world as it is　　318　　00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:56,400　　比较产生的落差从而导致的抑郁情绪　　To a hypothetical, idealized world.　　319　　00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:59,030　　果不其然　　我还真好受点了　　You're right, I do feel better.　　320　　00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:02,900　　德国人在安慰方面还真有一套　　Well, the Germans have always been a comforting people.　　321　　00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,860　　莱纳德　　只要记住　　即使你的亲生家人　　Just remember, Leonard, where your biological family　　322　　00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:13,230　　有负于你　　至少你还有我　　你的替代家人　　Has failed you, you always have me, your surrogate family.　　323　　00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:17,300　　你是我的替代家人　　You're my surrogate family?　　324　　00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,200　　如果这算是安慰　　我也没什么好高兴的　　If it's any consolation, I'm not happy about it either.　　325　　00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:21,600　　晚安　　Good night.　　326　　00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,530　　好了　　这次来试试一口闷　　Okay, now this time try drinking it all at once.　　327　　00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40, 500　　欧耶　　Yikes.　　328　　00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:47,230　　自2003年起　　我就自行解决酒后兴奋的问题　　I've been responsible for my own buzz since 2003.　　329　　00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:51,300　　给我和我闺蜜再满上　　Another round for me and my homegi" type="audio/mpeg" />-->