00:00:16,410　　你发什么疯呢　　Whatcha doing?　　2　　00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:19,260　　我在尝试以瞬时环形影像来审视我的成果　　I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image　　3　　00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:22,170　　来激活我的上丘脑　　so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.　　4　　00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:26,750　　真有趣　　Interesting.　　5　　00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,550　　我一般喝点咖啡就行了　　I usually just have coffee.　　6　　00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,870　　你彻夜未眠吗　　You've been up all night?　　7　　00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:31,960　　早上了吗　　Is it morning?　　8　　00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:32,680　　是的　　Yes.　　9　　00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:34,360　　那我就是彻夜未眠了　　Then I've been up all night.　　10　　00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:38,470　　你卡壳了　　And you're stuck?　　11　　00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,820　　要不然怎么会有人想要激活上丘脑　　Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?　　12　　00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,730　　真抱歉　　亲爱的　　喝完咖啡前我可帮不了你　　Oh, sorry, sweetie, I can't help you till I've had my coffee.　　13　　00:00:53,690 --> 00:00:55,880　　佩妮　　我早就告诉过你　　你要不把他关到他房间里　　Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night　　14　　00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,850　　他会在公寓里上蹿下跳一整夜　　he just runs around the apartment.　　15　　00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,420　　现在又是在干嘛　　What is he doing now?　　16　　00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,440　　他要不是在分解公式的项　　Hmm, he's either isolating the terms　　17　　00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:09,710　　一一检验的话　　of his formula and examining them individually,　　18　　00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:10,970　　就是在...　　or...　　19　　00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,940　　寻找在被彼得潘削掉之后　　looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand　　20　　00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:14,850　　让短吻鳄吞噬的手　　after Peter Pan cut it off.　　21　　00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:18,720　　虎克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的　　Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile,　　22　　00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,290　　不是短吻鳄　　not an alligator.　　23　　00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:23,850　　你要想损我　　至少把事实给弄清楚先　　If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight.　　24　　00:01:24,740 --> 00:01:26,260　　遵命　　船长　　Aye, aye, Captain.　　25　　00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:29,730　　我就不明白了　　I can't see it!　　26　　00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:31,390　　怎么就结合不起来呢　　It just won't coalesce.　　27　　00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,110　　也许你应该重新开始　　Maybe you need a fresh start.　　28　　00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,240　　有道理　　You're right.　　29　　00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,130　　真是个好主意　　莱纳德　　谢谢　　It's a great idea, Leonard. Thank you.　　30　　00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:10,610　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第十四集　　31　　00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,140　　当电子穿越石墨烯时　　Electrons move through graphene...　　32　　00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:23,550　　所表现出的质量为零　　act as if they have no mass...　　33　　00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:27,490　　他卡壳多久了　　How long has he been stuck?　　34　　00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,490　　智商上有三十小时了　　Intellectually about 30 hours.　　35　　00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,410　　情商嘛　　二十九年了　　Emotionally about 29 years.　　36　　00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,900　　单元晶格包涵了两个碳原子　　Unit cell contains two carbon atoms...　　37　　00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:39,660　　六边形的内角为120°　　Interior angle of a hexagon is 120 degrees.　　38　　00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:43,710　　你试过将他重新启动一下吗　　Have you tried rebooting him?　　39　　00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,970　　才不呢　　这是固件问题　　No, I think it's a firmware problem.　　40　　00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,940　　哟　　今晚是格兰黛尔的月光溜冰场的　　Hey, it's Disco Night at the Moonlight Roller Rink　　41　　00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:54,920　　迪斯科之夜　　in Glendale tonight.　　42　　00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:56,530　　谁要来一起荡一下　　Who's up for getting down?　　43　　00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:58,690　　太完美了　　That's perfect.　　44　　00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,720　　伯纳黛特一直怂恿我带她去溜冰呢　　Bernadette's been hocking me to take her roller skating.　　45　　00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:03,120　　我也觉得佩妮喜欢滑冰　　I think Penny likes to skate.　　46　　00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:04,450　　我们四个可以两两成对　　The four of us could double.　　47　　00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:05,760　　再好不过了　　我们去　　What could be better? We're in.　　48　　00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:09,240　　真棒　　仿佛不是因为我想去才提出来的　　Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.　　49　　00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:13,570　　你也可以加入的啊　　You can come with us.　　50　　00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:15,020　　不　　没事儿的　　我不必去的　　No, it's okay. I don't have to go.　　51　　00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:16,540　　我很荣幸能给你和你们的女人　　I'm happy just to guide you and your ladies　　52　　00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:18,260　　提供合适的娱乐建议　　to suitable entertainment choices.　　53　　00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:20,940　　我就是个棕色人型口碑网　　I'm a walking brown Yelp.Com.　　54　　00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:26,070　　结构　　恒定结构　　一个原子　　Structure, constant structure. One atom...　　55　　00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,580　　天　　他真的是走火入魔了　　是吗　　Boy, he's really gone, isn't he?　　56　　00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:32,090　　嗯啊　　他今天早上居然把黄油当成了香体剂　　Yeah, this morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant.　　57　　00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:36,010　　我就说怎么闻到了爆米花的味道呢　　I thought I smelled popcorn.　　58　　00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:40,810　　模式与费米子在轨道上的移动完全一样　　Pattern is the same as fermions travels on the pathways...　　59　　00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,770　　六边的　　从来都是六边的　　Hexagonal... It's always hexagonal...　　60　　00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:44,880　　自从他尝试理清《黑客帝国》第三部之后　　I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out　　61　　00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,640　　我就没见过他能卡成这个样子　　the third Matrix movie.　　62　　00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,070　　嘿　　这可是我的青豆啊　　Hey, those are my lima beans!　　63　　00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,380　　在哥手里不是青豆　　是碳原子　　Not lima beans, carbon atoms.　　64　　00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:56,410　　但老子在吃掉青豆之前　　But if I don't eat my lima beans,　　65　　00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:58,660　　是不能吃饼干的　　I can't have my cookie.　　66　　00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,360　　给　　你要豌豆吗　　Here, you want my peas?　　67　　00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,320　　豌豆　　太赞了　　The peas-- perfect.　　68　　00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:02,990　　正好拿来做电子　　They can be electrons.　　69　　00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,630　　要我的玉米不　　Want my corn?　　70　　00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,540　　你脑残啊　　Don't be ridiculous.　　71　　00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,260　　我拿玉米能做什么　　What would I do with corn?　　72　　00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:13,330　　那个滑旱冰　　我们去之前是不是先吃饭　　So roller skating-- should we all grab a bite to eat first?　　73　　00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,480　　好啊　　华馆怎么样　　Good. P.F. Chang's?　　74　　00:04:14,490 --> 00:04:15,900　　俺娘有优惠券　　My mom has coupons.　　75　　00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:17,540　　行啊　　Great.　　76　　00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,810　　你娘不会来吧　　Your mom's not coming, right?　　77　　00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:21,590　　我保证这次绝对不来了　　Not this time, I promise.　　78　　00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,760　　我要把话说清楚了　　滑旱冰是我的主意　　Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea,　　79　　00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:28,070　　而我对你们将其变成四人约会表示高度不满　　and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date,　　80　　00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,600　　我预祝你们都摔屁墩　　and I hope you both fall on your asses　　81　　00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:31,370　　摔断尾椎骨　　and break your coccyxes.　　82　　00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:36,590　　尾椎骨的英文复数是"coccyges"　　The plural of coccyx is coccyges.　　83　　00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,840　　去你丫的　　还哥青豆　　Screw you. Give me back my lima beans.　　84　　00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:45,250　　我的天呐 你有没试过如此丢人　　Oh, my God. Have you ever been so embarrassed?　　85　　00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:46,530　　至少最近没有　　Not recently.　　86　　00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:47,880　　我都说不出他们哪个更烂了　　I don't know which was lamer:　　87　　00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:50,370　　到底是寒冰技巧还是他们的迪斯科舞姿　　their roller-skating or their disco dancing.　　88　　00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,520　　就我而言　　最惨的是　　For me, the worst part　　89　　00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:54,100　　人们看到了我们和他们一起离开的　　was when people saw us leave with them.　　90　　00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,030　　你小子有两手啊　　霍华德　　You had some nice moves out there, Howard.　　91　　00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:00,750　　谢谢夸奖　　你也不错　　Thanks. You, too.　　92　　00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,160　　你注意到人们看我们的眼神了吗　　Did you notice all the people looking at us?　　93　　00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,830　　没怎么注意　　我完全沉迷在了舞步中　　Not really. I was in my boogie zone.　　94　　00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,980　　当霍华德想要劈叉的时候　　When Howard tried to do the splits...　　95　　00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:12,370　　嘘　　Shh.　　96　　00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:14,220　　抱歉　　我走得有点慢　　Sorry. I'm moving a little slow.　　97　　00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,020　　可能是挫伤了尾骨　　I think I bruised my coccyx.　　98　　00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,700　　可怜的小宝贝　　Oh, poor baby.　　99　　00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,460　　别告诉库萨帕里　　Don't tell Koothrappali.　　100　　00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:21,180　　你先请　　After you.　　101　　00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,650　　真绅士　　Oh, what a gentleman.　　102　　00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,110　　嗨　　谢尔顿　　Hey, Sheldon.　　103　　00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:25,840　　天啊　　Oh, my God!　　104　　00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:27,090　　你在　　Are you...　　105　　00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:28,990　　我的神啊　　Good Lord!　　106　　00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,750　　你们把一切都毁了　　You're ruining everything!　　107　　00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,680　　该死的　　Oh, damn.　　108　　00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:32,590　　你没事吧　　Are you okay?　　109　　00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,950　　我看起来像没事吗　　Do I look okay?　　110　　00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,860　　别冲我发火啊　　我也摔了　　Don't bark at me. I fell, too.　　111　　00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:38,330　　你都摔一晚上了　　也该习惯了　　Oh, you've been falling all night. You're used to it.　　112　　00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,810　　谢尔顿　　你到底在干嘛　　Sheldon, what the hell are you doing?　　113　　00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:43,570　　做我这三天一直在做的工作　　The same thing I've been doing for three days.　　114　　00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:45,150　　想要弄明白为什么　　Trying to figure out why electrons　　115　　00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,750　　电子在穿过石墨烯时　　behave as if they have no mass　　116　　00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,730　　会表现得像是没有质量一样　　when traveling through a graphene sheet.　　117　　00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:49,980　　用大理石来推测　　With marbles?　　118　　00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:50,810　　我总得找点比豆子大的东西　　Well, I needed something bigger　　119　　00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:52,650　　不是吗　　than peas, now, didn't I?　　120　　00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:56,730　　谢尔顿　　你上次睡觉是什么年代　　Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?　　121　　00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,170　　不知道　　大概2　　3天　　I don't know-- two, three days.　　122　　00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:58,750　　这无关紧要　　Not important.　　123　　00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,490　　我不需要睡眠　　我想要答案　　I don't need sleep. I need answers.　　124　　00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,100　　我要找出　　I need to determine where　　125　　00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:05,930　　在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中　　in this swamp of unbalanced formulas　　126　　00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:08,220　　是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆　　squatteth the toad of truth.　　127　　00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,680　　真理的蛤蟆　　Toad of truth?　　128　　00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:13,150　　这是物理学上的名词吗　　Is that a physics thing?　　129　　00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,280　　不　　那是疯狂的产物　　No, that's a crazy thing.　　130　　00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,780　　好了　　谢尔顿　　Okay, Sheldon.　　131　　00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:20,350　　如果我们不能保证足够的快速眼动睡眠的话　　What happens to our neuroreceptors　　132　　00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,320　　会对神经受体造成怎样的影响呢　　when we don't get enough REM sleep?　　133　　00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:27,630　　会失去对5-羟色胺和正肾上腺素的敏感性　　They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.　　134　　00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,250　　那就会引起　　Which leads to...?　　135　　00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:31,830　　认知功能受损　　Impaired cognitive function.　　136　　00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:36,620　　没错　　所以进屋去　　刷刷牙　　上床睡觉　　Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.　　137　　00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,790　　但我不想睡觉　　But I don't want to go to bed.　　138　　00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,360　　我数三下　　一　　I'm going to count to three. One...　　139　　00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,050　　哦　　好吧　　Oh, all right.　　140　　00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:51,550　　你的手段真是太高明了　　That was amazing how you handled him.　　141　　00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,710　　我知道怎么对付不听话的小孩　　I know how to deal with stubborn children.　　142　　00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,250　　我妈以前在我家地下室办了个非法日托班　　My mother used to run an illegal day care center in our basement.　　143　　00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:13,860　　莱纳德　　你睡觉时在鬼笑吗　　Leonard, you're... you're giggling in your sleep.　　144　　00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:14,870　　不是我笑的　　It's not me.　　145　　00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,470　　是我的新手机铃声　　It's my new ringtone.　　146　　00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,330　　是《蝙蝠侠》里的小丑　　The Joker from Batman.　　147　　00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,590　　吓着我了　　Well, it creeps me out.　　148　　00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,210　　也吓我一跳　　但我花了3块钱定的　　Me, too, but I paid three bucks for it.　　149　　00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,590　　接电话吧还是　　Just answer the phone.　　150　　00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,660　　你好　　Hello.　　151　　00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:36,010　　我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德　　Yeah, I'm Leonard Hofstadter.　　152　　00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:39,950　　没错　　他是我的室友　　Yeah, yeah, he's my roommate.　　153　　00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,910　　天啊　　他没事吧　　Oh, God, is he okay?　　154　　00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:46,990　　好的　　我马上过去　　Yeah, all-all right. I'll be right there.　　155　　00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,480　　怎么了　　What happened?　　156　　00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:51,440　　谢尔顿逃走了　　恐怖降临了村庄　　Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village.　　157　　00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:56,160　　好吧　　去吧　　玩的开心点　　Okay. Have fun.　　158　　00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:00,700　　我是霍夫斯塔德博士　　Hi. I'm Dr. Hofstadter.　　159　　00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,080　　-他在哪儿　　-海洋球那里　　- Where is he? - Ball pit.　　160　　00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:08,360　　真感谢你没报警　　Thanks for not calling the cops.　　161　　00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:09,650　　没事的　　Oh, hey, it's no big deal.　　162　　00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,040　　我姐姐也有个智障小孩　　My sister's got a kid who's special.　　163　　00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:15,690　　呃　　他是极品智障　　ah, well, he's extra special.　　164　　00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,490　　嘿　　谢利　　Hey, Shelly.　　165　　00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:21,490　　你干嘛呢　　What you doing?　　166　　00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,110　　体积比错得一塌糊涂　　Size ratio was all wrong.　　167　　00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,270　　我不能把它们具象化　　Couldn't visualize it.　　168　　00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,030　　我要找更大的碳原子　　Needed bigger carbon atoms.　　169　　00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,680　　好好好　　Sure, sure.　　170　　00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,850　　你怎么进来的　　How did you get into this place?　　171　　00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,400　　后门装了个五针脚制动系统　　Back door has a five-pin tumbler system,　　172　　00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,900　　和单回路报警器　　小孩子的玩意了　　single-circuit alarm. Child's play.　　173　　00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,730　　我在建立碳原子模型的时候　　You can start sorting protons and neutrons　　174　　00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:43,660　　你正好可以把质子和中子分类整理出来　　while I build carbon atoms.　　175　　00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:45,160　　我可不这么想　　No, I don't think so.　　176　　00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:47,130　　我们现在该回家了　　We need to go home now.　　177　　00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,450　　但我还在工作　　But I'm still working.　　178　　00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,810　　要是你不出来　　If you don't come out of there,　　179　　00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:53,100　　我就去把你抓出来　　I'm going to have to drag you out.　　180　　00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,930　　试试看啊　　你永远别想抓到我　　You can try, but you'll never catch me.　　181　　00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,700　　我的老天爷啊　　For God's sakes.　　182　　00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,910　　谢尔顿　　过来　　Sheldon, come here!　　183　　00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,230　　抓不到俺　　Bazinga.　　184　　00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,990　　我闪　　Bazinga.　　185　　00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,210　　我再闪　　Bazinga.　　186　　00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,620　　抓不到噢　　Bazinga.　　187　　00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,110　　你个废废　　Bazinga.　　188　　00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,300　　莱纳德　　佩妮　　Leonard and Penny.　　189　　00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:34,390　　莱纳德　　佩妮　　Leonard and Penny.　　190　　00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,530　　搞虾米鬼　　What? What, what, what?　　191　　00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,780　　莱纳德　　佩妮　　Leonard and Penny.　　192　　00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,390　　干嘛　　What?　　193　　00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,750　　我有好消息　　I have good news.　　194　　00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,360　　那也不用深更半夜冲进来　　And you had to barge in here and wake us up　　195　　00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,880　　吓我们吧　　in the middle of the night?　　196　　00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,690　　你关了手机　　Your cell phone was off.　　197　　00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,370　　因为我们不想被吵到　　Because we didn't want to be disturbed.　　198　　00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,810　　反正也没什么用　　不是吗　　Well, that didn't work out, did it?　　199　　00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,650　　谢尔顿　　你到底想干嘛　　Sheldon, what do you want?　　200　　00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:02,970　　我特来宣告　　本天才找到了答案　　I came to tell you I've got the answer.　　201　　00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,980　　真的吗　　Really?　　202　　00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,090　　你解开石墨烯的难题了吗　　You figured out the graphene problem?　　203　　00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,980　　不　　那个还绝望地卡壳中　　No, no, I'm still hopelessly stuck on that,　　204　　00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:12,550　　但我找到了解决的方法　　but I figured out how to figure it out.　　205　　00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,000　　你猜怎着　　莱纳德　　我曾经说过　　Okay, you know what, Leonard, I know I said　　206　　00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,620　　我能忍受你的室友　　但我错得太离谱了　　I could handle your roommate, but I was wrong.　　207　　00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,230　　我看我们还是吹了吧　　We're going to have to break up.　　208　　00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,960　　你在说什么鬼　　What are you talking about?　　209　　00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,680　　爱因斯坦　　Einstein.　　210　　00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,950　　嗯　　至少得再多说点吧　　Yeah, I'm going to need a little more.　　211　　00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:30,790　　艾伯特·爱因斯坦　　Albert Einstein.　　212　　00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,020　　继续继续　　Keep going.　　213　　00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:37,850　　艾伯特·爱因斯坦在专利局工作时　　When Albert Einstein came up with special relativity,　　214　　00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,330　　他提出了狭义相对论　　he was working at the patent office.　　215　　00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,690　　那你也要去专利局工作咯　　So, you're going to go work at the patent office?　　216　　00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,210　　你傻的啊　　Don't be absurd.　　217　　00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,620　　那可在华盛顿　　That's in Washington.　　218　　00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,820　　满大街车声嘈杂的城市我可待不了　　You know I could never live in a city whose streets　　219　　00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,710　　你又不是不知道　　are laid out in a wheel-and-spoke pattern.　　220　　00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,690　　其实　　我是想要找一份　　No. I'm going to find　　221　　00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,430　　半斤八两的低贱工作　　a similarly menial job　　222　　00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,570　　只需要动用我的基底神经节就行　　where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task,　　223　　00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,200　　那我的前额叶就能[高级神经活动部位]　　freeing my prefrontal cortex　　224　　00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:01,000　　专注于解决关键问题　　to work quietly in the background on my problem.　　225　　00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:03,070　　真是雄心壮志　　Sounds like a great plan.　　226　　00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,100　　这不废话么　　Of course it is.　　227　　00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:05,170　　就算和你讲话　　Even talking to you is　　228　　00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,530　　也够低贱的咧　　sufficiently menial that I can feel　　229　　00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,900　　让我不禁感觉思如泉涌啊　　the proverbial juices starting to flow.　　230　　00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,990　　得　　多谢分享　　Okay, well, thanks for sharing with us.　　231　　00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,060　　-晚安　　-不客气　　- Good night.　　- You're welcome.　　232　　00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,820　　你们也安安　　And good night to you, too.　　233　　00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,450　　顺便　　我刚观察了下你的睡相　　Oh, by the way, I was watching you sleep for a moment,　　234　　00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,990　　我注意到当你仰面睡觉时　　and I noticed that your snoring　　235　　00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,190　　呼噜打得更响　　seems to be worse when you're on your back.　　236　　00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,090　　莱纳德可从不打呼　　Leonard doesn't snore.　　237　　00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,100　　我又没在说他　　No, I wasn't talking to Leonard.　　238　　00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,340　　我早说了吧　　Told you.　　239　　00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:37,140　　库珀先生　　你是要找份工作吗　　So, Mr. Cooper, you're looking for a job.　　240　　00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,950　　一份低贱的工作　　A menial job.　　241　　00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,560　　好比你这样的　　Like yours.　　242　　00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,520　　多谢提醒　　Well, thank you for noticing.　　243　　00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,200　　我可是"月度低贱员工之星"呢　　I'm "Menial Employee of the Month."　　244　　00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,640　　你有啥意向不　　Do you have a particular field in mind?　　245　　00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:54,660　　当然　　I do.　　246　　00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,180　　几千年来　　For thousands of years,　　247　　00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,270　　最底层的人类　　the lowest classes of the human race　　248　　00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,150　　在优势一族的鞭挞和压迫中　　have spent their lives laboring to erect monuments　　249　　00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,670　　致力于树立起一块丰碑　　under the lash of their betters,　　250　　00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,620　　直到最后 他们惨烈倒下　　until finally, they dropped down　　251　　00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:08,450　　化作艰难跋涉之路上的一粒尘埃　　and became one with the dust through which they trudged.　　252　　00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,840　　有这一类的工作吗　　Do you have anything like that?　　253　　00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:14,420　　没　　No.　　254　　00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:17,350　　你都不搜一下确认吗　　Shouldn't you check your database?　　255　　00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,460　　就是没　　No.　　256　　00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,980　　你都没打字　　You didn't really type?　　257　　00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,940　　不用打也知道　　I didn't really have to.　　258　　00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,670　　建筑类的如何　　So, how about construction?　　259　　00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,730　　太棒了　　Oh, that would be good!　　260　　00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:37,360　　拉拉锯子　　敲敲榔头　　Sawing, hammering, eating out of a lunch pail　　261　　00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,980　　和工人阶级同志们一起　　as my working-class fellows and I　　262　　00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:43,460　　坐在城市高空的钢筋横梁上 一边趴盒饭一边摇摇欲坠　　sit perched precariously on a girder high above the metropolis.　　263　　00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,860　　不　　是给罗斯密市的一间住宅　　No, no. This is putting up sheetrock　　264　　00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:49,410　　安装石膏板　　at a housing project in Rosemead.　　265　　00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,390　　行啊　　I could do that.　　266　　00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,790　　-很好　　-就一个问题　　- Good.　　- One question.　　267　　00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,910　　-说　　-什么是石膏板　　- Yes?　　- What's sheetrock?　　268　　00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,720　　过　　Moving on.　　269　　00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:01,580　　花店快递怎么样　　How about doing deliveries for a florist?　　270　　00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:02,990　　听起来还不错　　That seems acceptable.　　271　　00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,410　　-你有车吗　　-我不开车　　- Do you have your own car?　　- I don't drive.　　272　　00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,140　　我想也是　　Of course you don't.　　273　　00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,500　　库珀先生　　我就问你一个问题　　Mr. Cooper, let me just ask you a question.　　274　　00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,040　　你上份工作是啥　　What was your last job?　　275　　00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:16,580　　加州理工学院的高级理论粒子物理学家　　Senior theoretical particle physicist at CalTech,　　276　　00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:20,520　　主要致力于M理论研究　　外行人说法是弦理论　　focusing on M theory, or, in layman's terms, string theory.　　277　　00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,600　　懂了　　I see.　　278　　00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,950　　等我一下　　Just give me a second.　　279　　00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,720　　保安　　(这有疯子)　　Security!　　280　　00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,790　　好的　　我先把饮料送上来　　Okay, I'll get those drinks started for you.　　281　　00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,180　　小心身后　　Behind you.　　282　　00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,220　　谢尔顿　　你这是在干嘛　　Sheldon, what the hell are you doing?　　283　　00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:48,290　　我正要去清理桌子 差点撞上你　　I'm trying to get these tables cleared. We're slammed.　　284　　00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,450　　等等　　等等　　No, wait, wait, no, wait.　　285　　00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,320　　你在这干嘛呢　　Wh-What are you doing here?　　286　　00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:53,970　　这问题还算合理　　A reasonable question.　　287　　00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,410　　我问我自己　　I asked myself,　　288　　00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,810　　我能想到最讨厌最沉闷的工作是什么　　what is the most mind-numbing, pedeststrian job conceivable,　　289　　00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,210　　有三个答案浮现在脑中　　and three answers came to mind:　　290　　00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:03,530　　收费站工作人员　　在苹果专卖店工作的天才　　uh, toll booth attendant, Apple Store genius...　　291　　00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,820　　还有佩妮的工作　　...and what Penny does.　　292　　00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,140　　现在　　Now...　　293　　00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:11,400　　既然我不喜欢碰别人手里的硬币　　since I don't like　　touching other people's coins,　　294　　00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:15,750　　也不想帮着抹黑"天才"这个词　　and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word "Genius,"　　295　　00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,890　　所以我来了　　here I am.　　296　　00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:21,630　　你就这么走进来　　就被录用了 就这么简单　　You just, you just walked in and they hired you, just like that?　　297　　00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,970　　当然不是　　Oh, heavens, no.　　298　　00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:26,130　　既然我不领薪水　　也就不需被录用　　Since I don't need to be paid, I didn't need to be hired.　　299　　00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:29,590　　我就直接走进来　　拿起个托盘 然后开始"为人民服务"　　I simply came in, picked up a tray, and started "Working for the man."　　300　　00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,880　　请允许我把这个盘子收走　　Let me get that plate out of your way.　　301　　00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,970　　-谢尔顿　　这太荒谬了　　-是吗　　- Sheldon,this is ridiculous. - Is it?　　302　　00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,840　　就在刚刚　　在刮掉盘子里凝结的玉米脆饼时　　Just a moment ago, I had a minor epiphany　　303　　00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,990　　我突然间就顿悟了　　regarding the polymer degradation phenomenon　　304　　00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,940　　聚合物降解现象　　while scraping congealed nachos off a plate.　　305　　00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,590　　伯纳黛特　　10号桌买单　　Bernadette, table 10 wants their check.　　306　　00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,490　　谢谢　　谢尔顿　　Thanks, Sheldon.　　307　　00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,500　　谢尔顿　　等等　　再说这也不是我的工作　　Sheldon,wait, this isn't even what I do.　　308　　00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:50,620　　我是服务生　　不是勤杂工　　I'm a waitress, not a busboy.　　309　　00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,150　　你说得对　　你的工作更低贱　　You're right. That is more menial.　　310　　00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,870　　两位好　　我是谢尔顿　　负责这桌的服务生　　Hello, I'm Sheldon. I'll be your server today.　　311　　00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,830　　不推荐点三文鱼　　I don't recommend the salmon.　　312　　00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,610　　我看到它们在厨房的样子　　I saw it in the kitchen.　　313　　00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:08,040　　好了　　一份培根芝士汉堡　　All right, one bacon cheeseburger,　　314　　00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:11,870　　同时违背两条犹太饮食禁忌　　breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously--　　315　　00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,560　　光荣啊　　kudos.　　316　　00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,070　　炸鱼加薯条　　Beer-battered fish and chips.　　317　　00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,100　　这里你的鞑靼酱　　Now, here's your tartar sauce.　　318　　00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,380　　我还帮你拿了莎莎酱　　I also brought you salsa.　　319　　00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:21,360　　虽然有点不合常规　　不过我想你会喜欢的　　It's a little unconventional, but I think you'll like it.　　320　　00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:22,830　　味道很赞　　It's zingy.　　321　　00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,990　　还有你的　　招牌大玉米煎饼　　And for you, Factory Burrito Grande--　　322　　00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,660　　不含芝士和酸奶油　　no cheese, no sour cream,　　323　　00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:31,980　　不会因你的乳糖不耐症产生不良后果　　no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance.　　324　　00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:34,340　　祝各位好胃口　　Bon appetit.　　325　　00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,100　　等等　　Hang on.　　326　　00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,810　　-这是黑豆　　不是斑豆吧　　-对　　- Black beans, not pinto beans? - Yes.　　327　　00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,040　　-加双份鳄梨酱　　-当然　　- Double guacamole? - Of course.　　328　　00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,370　　-没加香菜　　-没　　- No cilantro? - Nope.　　329　　00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,870　　-生菜是切碎的　　而不是剁碎的　　-对　　- Lettuce shredded, not chopped? - Yep.　　330　　00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,270　　知道我为什么这么问你吗　　You understand why I'm doing this to you?　　331　　00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,720　　-知道　　-那就这样吧　　- I do. - That'll be all.　　332　　00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,900　　这太好玩了　　That was fun.　　333　　00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:54,570　　他还能在这坚持多久　　How long can he keep this up?　　334　　00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,370" type="audio/mpeg" />-->