00:08:28,060　　在你登陆推特　　Before you jump on Twitter　　151　　00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,990　　然后吹嘘自己那可以无视的成就之前　　to tout your modest accomplishment,　　152　　00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:32,160　　看看什么叫真正的高手　　watch how it's really done.　　153　　00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:35,020　　吾乃此球　　I am the ball.　　154　　00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,620　　吾念乃其念　　My thoughts are its thoughts.　　155　　00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,460　　其洞乃吾洞　　Its holes are my holes.　　156　　00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:50,960　　好的　　Yes.　　157　　00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,390　　推特这个吧　　推特鸟　　Tweet that, Tweety Bird.　　158　　00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:58,260　　我只想跟你说 我是你的粉丝　　Hey, I just wanted to tell you i'm a big fan." type="audio/mpeg" />-->