00:00:03,710　　搞定　　激光接上电源了　　Ok, we've got the power to the laser.　　2　　00:00:04,730 --> 00:00:06,550　　我应该带把伞来的　　I should've brought an umbrella.　　3　　00:00:07,070 --> 00:00:08,640　　作甚啊　　又不会下雨　　What for? It's not gonna rain.　　4　　00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:09,630　　我知道　　I know that.　　5　　00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:13,910　　但我如此白嫩的肌肤还是有可能被月光灼伤的　　But with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is real possibility.　　6　　00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,440　　这是个"逗你玩儿"　　对吧　　That's a "Bazinga," Right?　　7　　00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:19,110　　我的巅峰之作　　你觉得呢　　One of my best, don't you think?　　8　　00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,580　　霍华德　　你要不要再检查一下 激光上的赤道仪装置　　Howard, do you want to double-check the equatorial mount on the laser?　　9　　00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:26,520　　我们得把它锁定到"宁静之海"上　　[月面某部名称]　　We need it locked onto the Sea of Tranquility.　　10　　00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,920　　没问题　　You got it.　　11　　00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,020　　天　　拉杰　　别这样　　Oh, Raj, no.　　12　　00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:33,060　　人们花了无数美元发明了英特网　　Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet　　13　　00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:35,030　　并在上面发了无数艳照　　and filling it with pictures of naked women,　　14　　00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:37,760　　就是为了让我们不需要通过窗户来偷窥啊　　so we don't have to peep through windows.　　15　　00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,100　　我才没有呢　　It's not like that.　　16　　00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,200　　我只不过在看别人的电视而已　　I'm watching someone's TV.　　17　　00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,770　　正在播《傲骨贤妻》呢　　The Good Wife is on.　　18　　00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:47,210　　告诉你　　这就是我的新《实习医生格蕾》　　I tell you, this is my new Grey's Anatomy.　　19　　00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:48,810　　莱纳德　　莱纳德　　Leonard, Leonard.　　20　　00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:49,940　　那是啥　　那是啥　　What is that? What is that?　　21　　00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:53,210　　别紧张　　不就是只脏袜子嘛　　Relax, it's just a dirty sock.　　22　　00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:55,410　　你怎么可以如此淡定的把　　How on earth can you say　　23　　00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:58,050　　"脏袜子"和"别紧张"放在同一句话里　　"Dirty sock" And "Relax" In the same sentence?　　24　　00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:02,490　　谢尔顿　　这个世界上到处都有被遗弃的脏袜子　　Sheldon, the world is filled with dirty discarded socks.　　25　　00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:04,690　　我的世界可没有　　Not my world.　　26　　00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,560　　嘿　　你们知道谁会非常想看这个实验吗　　佩妮　　Hey, you know who'd really dig seeing this experiment? Penny.　　27　　00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,100　　我怎么不知道她喜欢月面搜索呢　　I wasn't aware that lunar ranging was her thing.　　28　　00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:16,070　　尽管我可以确定尼尔·阿姆斯特朗留在月球上的　　Although, I suppose the retro-reflector left on the moon　　29　　00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:19,770　　回复反射器的确符合了亮晶晶的标准　　by Neil Armstrong does qualify as a shiny object.　　30　　00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,310　　那你怎么不叫她上来　　Why don't you ask her to come up?　　31　　00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:24,580　　不知道　　自从那之后就有点怪怪的　　I don't know, it's still a little weird since, you know...　　32　　00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:26,730　　-她甩了你吗　　-她没有甩了我　　- She dumped you?　　- She didn't dump me.　　33　　00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:29,220　　我们只不过在这段关系中处在不同方位罢了　　We were just in different places in the relationship.　　34　　00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:30,950　　我不明白为什么一段情缘　　I fail to see how a relationship　　35　　00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:34,390　　还能有地理位置的特性　　can have the qualities of a geographic location.　　36　　00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:35,320　　唔　　这很简单　　Oh, it's very simple.　　37　　00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,520　　莱纳德住在一个叫做"请别离开"的小镇里　　Leonard was living in a little town called "Please don't leave me"　　38　　00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:42,660　　而佩妮则刚搬到了一个叫"拜拜"的小岛上　　while Penny had just moved to the island of "Buh-bye."　　39　　00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,300　　去你丫的　　Screw you guys.　　40　　00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,800　　我去看看她在不在家　　I'm gonna go see if she's home.　　41　　00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,890　　如果方便的话　　If it's not too much trouble,　　42　　00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,130　　我想把望远镜瞄准月球了　　I'd like to point this at the moon now.　　43　　00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:52,910　　且慢　　Wait a second.　　44　　00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:54,370　　好老婆正哭呢　　The good wife is crying.　　45　　00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:57,140　　出大问题了　　Something's very wrong.　　46　　00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:18,210　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第二十三集　　本季完　　47　　00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:28,360　　嘿　　怎么了　　Oh, hi. What's going on?　　48　　00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:30,790　　我们在屋顶上尝试从月球将激光射回来呢　　We're up on the roof bouncing laser beams off the moon.　　49　　00:02:32,050 --> 00:02:33,270　　抱歉　　什么　　I'm sorry, what?　　50　　00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:34,310　　很酷的哦　　It's pretty cool.　　51　　00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:36,320　　我们准备了直径两米的反射器和其他仪器　　We've got a two-meter parabolic reflector and everything.　　52　　00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:37,840　　我觉得你可能会想来看看　　I thought you might want to see it.　　53　　00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,940　　这完全说不通啊　　That makes no sense.　　54　　00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,410　　你怎么可能从月球上弹射东西　　How can you bounce stuff off the moon?　　55　　00: 02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,010　　那儿可没有重力　　There's no gravity.　　56　　00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,390　　呃　　莱纳德　　Uh, Leonard,　　57　　00:02:46,390 --> 00:02:48,750　　-这是扎克　　扎克　　这是莱纳德　　-嘿　　- This is Zack. Zack, Leonard.　　- Hey.　　58　　00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,960　　抱歉　　我不知道你们正忙呢　　或许下次吧　　Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were busy. Maybe another time.　　59　　00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,960　　嗯　　或许吧　　Yeah, maybe.　　60　　00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,560　　嗨　　我想看看这个激光　　Hey, I want to see this laser thing.　　61　　00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,290　　但那个派对怎么办　　Oh, but what about the party?　　62　　00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,760　　只不过是个惊喜派对而已　　什么时候到完全没所谓　　It's a surprise party-- doesn't matter when we get there.　　63　　00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,150　　那倒是　　Right.　　64　　00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:03,200　　那好吧　　上来吧　　Okay, well, yeah, come on up.　　65　　00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,760　　你们是如何认识的呢　　So, how'd you guys meet?　　66　　00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,870　　我的公司为芝士工厂设计菜单　　My company designs the menus for the Cheesecake Factory.　　67　　00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:15,130　　你的公司　　Your company?　　68　　00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:17,920　　事实上是我爸的　　但我和我妹妹是副总　　Well, my dad. But me and my sister are VPs.　　69　　00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:21,170　　呃　　菜单啊　　So... menus.　　70　　00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:25,110　　听起来貌似简单　　但在设计当中 是包含了不少科学知识的　　I know it sounds easy, but there's a lot of science that goes into designing them.　　71　　00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,920　　开心了吧 我把脏袜子丢开了　　Happy now? I'm moving the dirty sock.　　72　　00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:36,820　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　73　　00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:39,790　　拉杰　　时刻注意另外一只　　Raj, keep an eye out for the other one.　　74　　00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:43,490　　各位　　这是我朋友扎克　　Hey, guys, this is my friend Zack.　　75　　00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,500　　-你好扎克　　-哇哦　　- Hello. Zack.　　- Whoa!　　76　　00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,630　　这就是那激光吗　　Is that the laser?　　77　　00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:48,500　　太他妈帅了　　It's bitchin'.　　78　　00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000　　没错　　Yes.　　79　　00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,340　　1917年　　当爱因斯坦在他的文章　　In 1917, when Albert Einstein established　　80　　00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:55,970　　《关于辐射的量子理论中》阐述了　　the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper　　81　　00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:59,010　　激光的理论基础时　　他最诚挚的希望　　"Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung," His fondest hope　　82　　00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:02,350　　就是最终的仪器要很他妈的帅　　was that the resultant device be bitchin'.　　83　　00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,380　　唔　　那任务达成了　　Well, mission accomplished.　　84　　00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:09,650　　让我来解释一下我们在做什么　　Let me explain what we're doing here.　　85　　00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:12,650　　1969年　　阿波罗11号上的宇航员　　Um, in 1969, the astronauts on Apollo 11　　86　　00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:15,960　　在月面安置了数个反射器 而我们则要发射激光　　positioned reflectors on the surface of the moon, and we're going to shoot a laser off　　87　　00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,360　　到其中的一个上面并反射回来 到这个光电倍增器上　　one of them and let the light bounce back into this photomultiplier.　　88　　00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:21,200　　哇　　那很酷啊　　Oh! That's very cool.　　89　　00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,400　　只有一个问题　　One question.　　90　　00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,000　　你怎么确定它不会爆炸　　How can you be sure it won't blow up?　　91　　00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:26,740　　激光吗　　The laser?　　92　　00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:28,170　　月球　　The moon.　　93　　00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:33,340　　看　　这才是配得上佩妮的男人　　See, now this is a man for Penny.　　94　　00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,980　　问得好　　扎克　　That's a great question, Zack.　　95　　00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:37,880　　才不是呢　　No, it's not.　　96　　00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:38,920　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon!　　97　　00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,290　　要友好　　Play nice.　　98　　00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:41,590　　问得不好　　It's not a great question.　　99　　00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:44,920　　怎么能有人觉得 我们会炸掉月球　　How could somebody possibly think we're going to blow up the moon?　　100　　00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:49,130　　这才叫问得好　　That's a great question.　　101　　00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,130　　不用担心月球　　Don't worry about the moon.　　102　　00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:53,570　　我们把激光调弱了　　We-We set our laser to stun.　　103　　00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,130　　聪明　　Smart.　　104　　00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,740　　发射时我们能看到光束　　Now, we'll be able to see the beam when it leaves,　　105　　00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,570　　但返回时的光束减弱　　but it won't be strong enough when it comes back　　106　　00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:00,810　　裸眼看不到　　to be seen by the naked eye.　　107　　00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:01,870　　裸　　Naked.　　108　　00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:09,510　　是很搞笑　　Right. Uh... funny.　　109　　00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,700　　那个装置能测量返回的光子　　Uh, that device, there, will measure the photons that return　　110　　00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:14,650　　我们能在电脑上看到　　and let us see it on this computer.　　111　　00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:16,210　　拉杰　　给他们眼镜　　Raj, get them some glasses.　　112　　00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:18,730　　酷　　还有三维效果　　Cool, it's gonna be in 3-D?　　113　　00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:27,930　　准备向月球发射激光　　Preparing to fire laser at the moon.　　114　　00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:29,470　　开始吧　　Make it so.　　115　　00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,440　　有了　　看到峰值了　　There it is. There's the spike!　　116　　00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,900　　返回时间2.5秒　　2.5 seconds for the light to return.　　117　　00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,670　　是月球　　我们击中月球了　　That's the moon! We hit the moon!　　118　　00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:44,650　　这就是你们的大实验　　That's your big experiment?　　119　　00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,220　　搞这么多就为了屏幕上的一条线　　All that for a line on the screen?　　120　　00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:51,210　　话虽如此 想想这代表着什么　　Yeah, but, uh, think about what this represents.　　121　　00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:53,290　　我们的实验是唯一　　The fact that we can do this is the only way　　122　　00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:56,660　　能证明月球上有人造物体的实验　　of definitively proving that there are man-made objectson the moon,　　123　　00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,590　　这个物体是60年前刚发明飞机的　　put there by a member of a species　　124　　00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:01,890　　种族中一员放上去的　　that only 60 years before had just invented the airplane.　　125　　00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,060　　那是什么种族啊　　What species is that?　　126　　00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:08,030　　我错了　　I was wrong.　　127　　00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:09,390　　佩妮能找更好的　　Penny can do better.　　128　　00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:12,700　　-好了　　谢谢各位　　很有意思　　-谢谢　　- Okay, guys, thank you, it's been fun.　　- Yeah, thanks.　　129　　00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:15,510　　-能请他们参加派对吗　　-不行　　只管走　　- Should we invite them to the party?　　- No, just keep walking.　　130　　00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,240　　他肯定交媾技能很强　　He must be very skilled at coitus.　　131　　00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:24,110　　告诉你　　唯一能让你　　I'm telling you, dude, the only way　　132　　00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,910　　接受佩妮结交新欢的办法　　to feel better about Penny going out with other guys　　133　　00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,650　　就是再奸再厉　　is for you to get back on the whores.　　134　　00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,960　　接　　Horse.　　135　　00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,060　　什么　　What?　　136　　00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,920　　那个词是"再接再厉"　　The phrase is "Get back on the horse,"　　137　　00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,390　　不是"奸"　　not "Whores."　　138　　00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:41,730　　老兄　　你真恶心　　That's disgusting, dude.　　139　　00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:44,500　　不是　　No, it's not...　　140　　00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,990　　算了　　Never mind.　　141　　00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,870　　不过他说得对　　He is right, though.　　142　　00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:50,040　　你愿意的话　　我可以给你介绍　　If you want, I can turn you on to this great new　　143　　00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:52,770　　-我找到的新交友网　　-不了　　谢谢　　- dating site I found.　　- No, thanks.　　144　　00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:55,010　　你确定　　上面说能给任何人牵红线　　You sure? They say they can find a match for anybody.　　145　　00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,680　　他们给你牵了吗　　Have they found a match for you?　　146　　00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,710　　多着呢　　上个月就有八个呢　　Tons. I've had, like, eight dates in the last month.　　147　　00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,030　　如果算上见我就闪的　　有12个呢　　And 12 if you count the ones who showed up and left.　　148　　00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:05,590　　我无法搬氮气罐下来　　I can't bring the nitrogen tank down.　　149　　00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:07,790　　-为什么　　-我重申一遍　　- Why not?　　- All right, let me restate that.　　150　　00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,860　　它很重　　我不想搬　　It's very heavy, and I don't want to.　　151　　00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:11,830　　我去搬吧　　I'll help you.　　152　　00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,090　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　153　　00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:16,830　　用膝盖　　别用背　　Lift with your knees, not your back.　　154　　00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,830　　晚安　　Good night.　　155　　00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:22,870　　知道什么才好玩吗　　You know what would be fun?　　156　　00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:26,170　　帮谢尔顿申请网上交友　　Signing Sheldon up for online dating.　　157　　00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:27,170　　算了吧　　Yeah, right.　　158　　00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,140　　不　　想一想　　No, think about it.　　159　　00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:29,440　　我们当实验做　　We make it an experiment.　　160　　00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,850　　就像寂寞的科学怪人　　Like when Frankenstein's monster　　161　　00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,960　　找了个老婆　　was lonely and he found a wife.　　162　　00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,310　　他没有找老婆　　He didn't find a wife.　　163　　00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,420　　而是用死尸器官造了个老婆　　They built him a wife out of dead body parts.　　164　　00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,490　　那可以作为后备计划　　Okay, we'll call that plan B.　　165　　00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:51,000　　来了　　Coming!　　166　　00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,470　　你个该死的混蛋　　Damn you, you rat bastard.　　167　　00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,170　　你醉啦　　Are you drunk?　　168　　00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:01,740　　扎克是个绝好男友　　你把他毁了　　Zack was a perfectly nice guy, and then you ruined him!　　169　　00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,610　　我怎么把他毁了　　How did I ruin him?　　170　　00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:08,110　　因为以前 我绝不会觉得他蠢　　'Cause in the olden days, i never would've known he was so stupid.　　171　　00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,760　　拜托　　他没那么蠢　　Come on, he wasn't that stupid.　　172　　00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:17,290　　不　　他够蠢了 他觉得你们会炸掉月球　　Yes, he was! He thought you were gonna blow up the moon!　　173　　00:08:17,590 --> 00:08:19,760　　对　　他确实很蠢　　Okay, yeah, he's stupid.　　174　　00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,430　　他一整晚都在吹嘘　　He spent the entire night bragging　　175　　00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:26,100　　自己怎么造出"阑胃菜"这个词　　about how he invented the word "Appe-teasers."　　176　　00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,370　　这不是我的错吧　　How is that my fault?　　177　　00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:34,380　　你毁了我容忍傻逼的能力　　You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.　　178　　00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,780　　现在跟我走　　Now, come with me.　　179　　00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,010　　去哪　　Wh-Where are we going?　　180　　00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:38,380　　我们去做爱　　We're gonna have sex.　　181　　00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,580　　为啥　　不过我没意见　　Why? I mean, okay.　　182　　00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:43,990　　怎么回事　　What's going on?　　183　　00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,920　　把你的降噪耳机戴上　　Put on your noise-canceling headphones,　　184　　00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,090　　这边会很吵的　　'cause it's gonna get loud.　　185　　00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,930　　怎么又来了　　Oh! Not this again.　　186　　00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:09,280　　这怎么可能是少果肉呢　　In what universe is this low-pulp?　　187　　00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:13,940　　早啊　　佩妮　　Good morning, Penny.　　188　　00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:16,330　　你后脑勺长眼睛了吗　　What, do you have eyes in the back of your head?　　189　　00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,340　　隔天就在学校挨揍的某人　　When one gets beaten up every other day in school,　　190　　00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:22,440　　必然会进化出更敏锐的听觉　　one of necessity develops a keen sense of hearing.　　191　　00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,680　　而且　　在学校挨揍的某人　　Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school　　192　　00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,810　　通常都把自己称为"某人"　　simply by referring to oneself as "One."　　193　　00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:31,550　　我准备做英式松饼　　I'm making English muffins.　　194　　00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,840　　你想吃吗　　Would you like an English muffin?　　195　　00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:35,190　　-不了　　我不饿　　-另外　　- Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry.　　- FYI,　　196　　00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:39,120　　昨晚证明我的降噪耳机无效　　my noise-canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.　　197　　00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,140　　不好意思　　Yeah, sorry about that.　　198　　00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,790　　作为本土德州人　　我得说"驾"这个词　　As a native Texan,I must say I've never heard the phrase "Yee-haw"　　199　　00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,900　　在交媾中很少用到　　used in quite that context.　　200　　00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:48,830　　天呐　　Oh, God.　　201　　00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:51,970　　天呐　　"Oh, God."　　202　　00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,270　　这个我倒是听过很多次　　That I've heard on multiple occasions.　　203　　00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,780　　这算哪门子"微"烤　　In what universe is that lightly toasted?　　204　　00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:08,080　　今天真是我一生之中最扯淡的一天　　This has to be the worst day of my life.　　205　　00:10:10,580 --> 00:10: 11,420　　早啊　　莱纳德　　Good morning, Leonard.　　206　　00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,580　　我告诉过你多少次了不要那么做　　How many times have I asked you not to do that?　　207　　00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,060　　算上这次吗　　317次　　Counting this instance? 317.　　208　　00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,310　　佩妮呢　　Where's Penny?　　209　　00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,960　　她回她家去了　　She returned to her apartment.　　210　　00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,700　　我猜应该是去洗澡加呕吐了　　I presume to shower and vomit.　　211　　00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,750　　顺序不一定是按这个　　Not necessarily in that order.　　212　　00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,270　　她为啥都没道别一下呢　　I wonder why she didn't say good-bye.　　213　　00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,310　　你是在叫我解释一下人类行为吗　　Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?　　214　　00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,420　　难为你了　　我只是觉得　　I know. I just thought as an outsider,　　215　　00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:38,920　　当局者迷　　旁观者清嘛　　you might be able to provide a fresh perspective.　　216　　00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,330　　我相信你个小东西绝对不是黄油　　I have no difficulty believing you're not butter.　　217　　00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,560　　-嘿　　-嗨　　- Oh, hey. - Oh, hi.　　218　　00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,530　　我得赶紧走了　　早班　　Um, I gotta run. Early shift.　　219　　00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,270　　好啊　　我和你一起下楼　　Okay, I'll walk down with you.　　220　　00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:57,720　　昨晚挺有意思的　　对吧　　So, last night was fun, huh?　　221　　00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,570　　那必须的　　Yeah, it must have been.　　222　　00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,090　　我刚吐在我壁橱里了　　I just threw up in my closet.　　223　　00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,040　　杯具啊　　Bummer.　　224　　00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:06,140　　我在想啊　　咱俩今晚 去看场电影如何　　Anyway, I was thinking tonight maybe we could catch a movie.　　225　　00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,040　　今晚我不太方便　　Oh, yeah, tonight's not great for me.　　226　　00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:09,510　　不一定是今天晚上　　Doesn't have to be tonight.　　227　　00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:11,850　　我差不多啥时候都有空　　I'm free pretty much always.　　228　　00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:14,720　　莱纳德　　昨晚那件事是个错误　　Leonard, last night was a mistake.　　229　　00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:18,060　　你说"错误"　　是塞翁失马那种吗　　When you say "Mistake," Do you mean a fortunate mistake,　　230　　00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,790　　就比如发现青霉素　　like the discovery of penicillin?　　231　　00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:22,820　　我很抱歉　　Look, I'm sorry.　　232　　00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,550　　我喝高了　　很寂寞　　我讨厌扎克　　I was drunk, I was lonely, I hated Zack.　　233　　00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,360　　咱俩就当没发生过好吗　　Can we just forget it ever happened?　　234　　00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,000　　不行　　整件事几乎已经刻在我脑子里了　　No, it's pretty well imprinted on my brain.　　235　　00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,810　　特别是骑术表演那部分　　Especially the whole rodeo thing.　　236　　00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,140　　老天　　Oh, God!　　237　　00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,440　　就这样啊　　So, that's it?　　238　　00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,040　　提上裤子就不认人啦　　Wham, bam, thank you, Leonard?　　239　　00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,610　　我都道歉了　　你就别纠结这事儿了行吗　　Look, I said I'm sorry. Can't you please let it go?　　240　　00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,210　　你说的倒轻松啊　　How am I supposed to let it go?　　241　　00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,080　　你居然把我当泄欲对象　　You used me for sex!　　242　　00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:48,620　　早安　　冈德森太太　　Morning, Mrs. Gunderson.　　243　　00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,190　　早啊　　莱纳德　　Good morning, Leonard.　　244　　00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:53,360　　或者我该说　　"驾"　　Or should I say "Yee-haw"?　　245　　00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,970　　-我靠　　-怎么了　　- Holy crap. - What?　　246　　00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:06,750　　我们终于证实了人类之中藏有外星人　　We finally have proof that aliens walk among us.　　247　　00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:08,300　　你说啥　　Excuse me?　　248　　00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,210　　这个约会网站找到了个适合谢尔顿的女人　　The dating site matched a woman with Sheldon.　　249　　00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,680　　不可能吧　　You're kidding.　　250　　00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,880　　一个实实在在的女人　　An actual woman?　　251　　00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,180　　你看　　胸部　　该有的都有　　Yeah, look. Breasts and everything.　　252　　00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:20,450　　相信我　　有胸的不一定就是女人　　Trust me, breasts doesn't necessarily mean woman.　　253　　00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,820　　-啥时候有这么一说　　-我回头给你看张　　- Since when? - I'll show you a picture　　254　　00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,860　　我路易叔叔穿泳装的照片　　of my Uncle Louie in a bathing suit sometime.　　255　　00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,740　　莱纳德　　快来看啊　　Leonard, you gotta see this.　　256　　00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,440　　我们居然找到适合谢尔顿的姑娘了　　We found a match for Sheldon.　　257　　00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,200　　很好　　Great.　　258　　00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,800　　说不定她会跟他上床　　然后第二天一早　　Maybe she can have sex with him, and then walk out on him　　259　　00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,830　　连个招呼都不打就闪人　　the next morning without so much as a "How do you do?"　　260　　00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,560　　你知道他说啥呢吗　　Do you know what he's talking about?　　261　　00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:40,790　　不知道　　你问问呗　　Nope. Why don't you ask him?　　262　　00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,950　　莱纳德　　你说啥呢　　Leonard, what are you talking about?　　263　　00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,150　　我不想谈这个　　I don't want to talk about it.　　264　　00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,170　　瞧你出的这馊主意　　That was a lousy suggestion.　　265　　00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,040　　随便啦　　现在　　Whatever. Right now,　　266　　00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,580　　谢尔顿·库珀博士要给他的真命天女　　Dr. Sheldon Cooper has to send an e-mail　　267　　00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,310　　发封邮件　　to his perfect match.　　268　　00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,050　　"您好　　同类生物"　　"Greetings, fellow life-form..."　　269　　00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,610　　她能做到　　那我也能　　她能做到　　那我也能　　If she can do it, I can do it. If she can do it, I can do it.　　270　　00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,110　　她能做到　　那我也能　　If she can do it, I can do it.　　271　　00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,160　　我无能了　　I can't do it.　　272　　00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:09,300　　-谁啊　　-你好　　- Hello? - Oh, hi. Hey.　　273　　00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,100　　你好啊　　莱斯利　　Hi, Leslie.　　274　　00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:13,900　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德　　有何贵干　　Leonard Hofstadter. What're you doing here?　　275　　00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,240　　是啊　　咱俩好久没见了　　Uh, I know! It's been a while!　　276　　00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,610　　对啊　　18个月　　Yeah, 18 months.　　277　　00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,980　　是啊　　是啊　　Right. Right.　　278　　00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,880　　你怎么样啊　　So how you doing?　　279　　00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:24,910　　挺好的　　你呢　　Fine. You?　　280　　00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,320　　不错　　Uh, not bad.　　281　　00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,470　　你还记得之前咱俩上床　　You remember when we used to have sex　　282　　00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,120　　你说这事儿没什么实际意义　　只是为了娱乐　　and you said that it didn't mean anything, it was just for fun?　　283　　00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,120　　是啊　　Yeah.　　284　　00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,560　　你想再来一次吗　　You, uh, want to do that again?　　285　　00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:40,360　　怎么了　　金发美女把你甩了　　What happened? Blondie dumped you?　　286　　00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,260　　不是她甩我　　She didn't dump me.　　287　　00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,630　　我俩处在一段关系里的不同位置　　We were just in different places in the relationship.　　288　　00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,070　　是嘛　　Right.　　289　　00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,440　　随便了　　显然呢　　Um... anyway, apparently,　　290　　00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,010　　找个好久不见的人然后俩人　　it's okay to go back to people you're no longer seeing　　291　　00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:52,140　　娱乐性地打一炮也没啥不好的吧　　and have recreational sex with them.　　292　　00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:55,810　　你觉得如何　　So, what do you say?　　293　　00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,950　　我考虑下哈　　Let me think about it.　　294　　00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,200　　她不会再开门了　　She's not coming back.　　295　　00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,430　　她想见我们　　She wants to meet us.　　296　　00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,000　　不是我们　　是他　　Not us. Him.　　297　　00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,400　　是啊　　可是他根本不认识她　　Yes, but him doesn't even know about her.　　298　　00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,470　　哎呀　　他会认识她的　　Well, him about to find out about her.　　299　　00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,740　　真的吗　　我们要告诉他吗　　Really? Us gonna tell him?　　300　　00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,330　　谁要告诉谁什么　　Who's going to tell whom about what?　　301　　00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:26,400　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　302　　00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:27,510　　嗨　　Hey. Hi.　　303　　00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,060　　你们这么惊讶让我很困惑　　Your surprise confuses me.　　304　　00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,580　　我住在这儿　　I live here.　　305　　00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:33,850　　是啊　　Right.　　306　　00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:37,650　　那个啥　　明天下午你什么安排　　So, listen, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?　　307　　00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:39,090　　说的具体点　　Be more specific.　　308　　00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,290　　四点半　　4:30.　　309　　00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,520　　那不是下午　　That's not afternoon.　　310　　00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:42,990　　那是下午晚　　That's preevning.　　311　　00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:44,990　　什么　　What?　　312　　00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,700　　是我发明的描述时间方式　　It's a time of day I invented.　　313　　00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,200　　更好地定义了个模棱两可的时段　　It better defines the ambiguous period　　314　　00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,770　　下午和晚上之间　　就是傍晚　　between afternoon and evening: preevning.　　315　　00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:56,370　　我确信因为急需精确描述　　这词定会广为流传　　I'm fairly certain it will catch on as it fills a desperate need.　　316　　00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,840　　好吧　　Right, okay.　　317　　00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,240　　那你明天傍晚准备做什么　　What are you doing tomorrow preevning?　　318　　00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,780　　明天是周六　　Well, tomorrow's Saturday.　　319　　00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,550　　周六晚是洗衣夜　　Saturday night is laundry night.　　320　　00: 15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,620　　所以傍晚我会用来预分选衣物　　So I'll be spending the preevning pre-sorting　　321　　00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,150　　并预浸湿　　and pre-soaking.　　322　　00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,850　　如果我告诉你　　明天4点半　　Okay, what if I were to tell you, tomorrow, at 4:30,　　323　　00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,660　　你将遇到　　you could meet a woman　　324　　00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:16,430　　科学挑选出来的　　你的完美伴侣呢　　who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?　　325　　00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,160　　我会嘲讽地哼一声　　无奈地摊开双手　　I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air,　　326　　00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,570　　疲于应付你们这种经常的无聊之举　　exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.　　327　　00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:25,070　　但这是真" type="audio/mpeg" />-->