00:02:48,200　　■　　3　　00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:52,210　　翻译：米小勒　　Tina　　海因里希　　joanna　　4　　00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:52,210　　■　　5　　00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:56,210　　后期：孤帆　　时间轴：YY　　6　　00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:56,210　　■　　7　　00:02:56,210 --> 00:03:00,210　　校对：Vin　　总监：YY　　8　　00:02:56,210 --> 00:03:00,210　　■　　9　　00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:04,110　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第三集　　10　　00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:04,280　　好的　　我准备好答下道题目了　　All right, I'm ready for my next question.　　11　　00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,010　　在一个犀牛被当宠物养的世界中　　In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets,　　12　　00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:10,020　　谁将赢得第二次世界大战　　who wins the Second World War?　　13　　00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,420　　乌干达　　Uganda.　　14　　00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:15,420　　理由　　Defend.　　15　　00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:18,890　　肯尼亚会因出口犀牛而崛起　　Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses.　　16　　00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:21,090　　在中非成为一个强大的政权　　A Central African power block is formed,　　17　　00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:23,200　　并殖民统治北非和欧洲　　colonizing North Africa and Europe.　　18　　00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,630　　战争爆发后　　谁也负担不起养犀牛的这份奢侈　　When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino.　　19　　00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:29,000　　肯尼亚衰落　　乌干达雄起　　Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.　　20　　00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,140　　回答正确　　Correct.　　21　　00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:33,240　　轮到我了　　My turn.　　22　　00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:39,480　　在一个钢琴被当做武器而不是乐器的世界中　　In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument,　　23　　00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:43,280　　斯科特·乔普林会用什么来演奏《枫叶爵士》　　on what does Scott Joplin play "The Maple Leaf Rag"?　　24　　00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:43,280　　美国黑人作曲家及钢琴家　　25　　00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,050　　调谐刺刀　　Tuned bayonets.　　26　　00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:47,120　　理由　　Defend.　　27　　00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,050　　理由不是显而易见吗　　Isn't it obvious?　　28　　00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:50,620　　你说得对　　我的错　　You're right. My apologies.　　29　　00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:55,660　　你们俩在玩什么鬼游戏呢　　What the hell are you guys playing?　　30　　00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:57,400　　这是我们发明的一个游戏　　It's a game we invented.　　31　　00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,600　　我们称它为"反事实游戏"　　It's called Counterfactuals.　　32　　00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,970　　我们假定一个在某关键方面不同于这里的世界　　We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours　　33　　00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:04,500　　然后互相就此发问　　in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.　　34　　00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,140　　本游戏适合8至80岁人士　　It's fun for ages eight to 80.　　35　　00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:07,570　　一起来玩吧　　Join us.　　36　　00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:09,080　　好吧　　All right.　　37　　00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,540　　我也喜欢脑筋急转弯　　I like a good brainteaser.　　38　　00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:12,140　　我来试试吧　　Give it a whirl.　　39　　00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:13,710　　你走运了　　这道简单　　You're in luck, this is an easy one.　　40　　00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:19,290　　在一个人类被高智商巨形海狸统治的世界中　　In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver,　　41　　00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:21,750　　哪种食物再也吃不到了　　what food is no longer consumed?　　42　　00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:26,660　　BLT[培根生菜番茄三明治]吗　　其中B代表海狸　　Uh... a BLT where the "B" stands for beaver?　　43　　00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:27,890　　我也说不准　　I don't know.　　44　　00:01:27,890 --> 00:01:29,960　　莱纳德　　认真点　　Leonard, be serious.　　45　　00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,730　　我们在玩游戏呢　　We're playing a game here.　　46　　00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,830　　我能答出来的　　让我想想　　I can figure this out. Let's see.　　47　　00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,600　　海狸以树皮喂食　　Um, well, beavers eat tree bark.　　48　　00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,010　　我唯一了解的人类用得着树皮的食物是肉桂　　The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon.　　49　　00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:42,310　　所以我说是肉桂　　So, I'll say cinnamon.　　50　　00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,340　　错误　　Incorrect.　　51　　00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:46,850　　答案很明显是芝士丹麦酥　　Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.　　52　　00:01:46,850 --> 00:01:48,180　　你说啥　　What?　　53　　00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:50,920　　在一个被巨形海狸统治的世界中　　In a world ruled by a giant beaver,　　54　　00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,190　　人类为取悦海狸的统治会修建许多水坝　　mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord.　　55　　00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:56,590　　哥本哈根因地势低洼会遭遇洪灾　　The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded.　　56　　00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:57,860　　数万人会死去　　Thousands die.　　57　　00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:01,930　　更毁灭的是　　丹麦人却从未以自己的名字给糕点命名　　Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry.　　58　　00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:07,130　　怎么会有人连这个都想不到呢　　How does one miss that?　　59　　00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:09,900　　这太荒谬了　　This is ridiculous.　　60　　00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,340　　你们这是在捏造答案　　You're just making stuff up.　　61　　00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,170　　他输的时候总这样吗　　Is he always like this when he loses?　　62　　00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:14,570　　那当然了　　Oh, yes.　　63　　00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:18,410　　你要是能目睹08年讨论巨形野牛时的景象就好了　　You should've been here for the great giant tantrum of 2008.　　64　　00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:22,480　　你掀的桌子　　自己清楚　　You bumped the table and you know it.　　65　　00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:30,520　　或许我们应该玩个更适合他能力的游戏　　Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities.　　66　　00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:34,330　　等会儿你躲猫猫的时候　　我们会闭眼数到10　　We'll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide.　　67　　00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:36,800　　我回屋了　　I'm going to my room.　　68　　00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:37,660　　很好　　莱纳德　　Very good, Leonard.　　69　　00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:40,030　　但下次你藏哪里无需提前告诉我们　　But next time, don't tell us where you're hiding.　　70　　00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:11,910　　你们看到《美国物理学报》关于超固体的论文了吗　　Did you guys see the paper in The American Physics Journal on supersolids?　　71　　00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:12,770　　挺有趣的　　It's pretty interesting.　　72　　00:03:12,770 --> 00:03:14,350　　这个人从假说...　　This guy's working from a hypothesis where...　　73　　00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:16,350　　剧透警报　　剧透警报　　Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert.　　74　　00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:18,120　　-咋了　　-别提前爆料　　- What?　　- Don't ruin it for me, man.　　75　　00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,950　　我为了边蹲便壶边看把PDF文件都打出来了　　I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.　　76　　00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,060　　便壶　　你多大了　　五岁吗　　On the potty? What are you, five?　　77　　00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:25,060　　就是便便的地方嘛　　不然你说该叫什么　　It's a potty. What do you call it?　　78　　00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:26,060　　厕所　　Toilet.　　79　　00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:28,190　　晚饭桌上这么叫不觉得有点粗俗了吗　　That's a little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?　　80　　00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,300　　那"便壶"就不俗了吗　　Oh, and "potty" is okay?　　81　　00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,430　　"便壶"多纯真　　多可爱啊　　"Potty" is innocent. "Potty" is adorable.　　82　　00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:35,200　　那你去便便的地方干啥　　嘘嘘吗　　What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?　　83　　00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,540　　如果我不必"嘣嘣"[大便]的话　　If I don't have to boom-boom.　　84　　00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,910　　各位好　　Greetings.　　85　　00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:42,080　　你们都记得艾米·菲拉·福勒吧　　You all remember Amy Farrah Fowler.　　86　　00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,280　　-见到你很高兴　　-你好　　- Nice to see you.　　- Hello.　　87　　00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,810　　抱歉我们迟到了　　Sorry we're late.　　88　　00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,380　　对此我必须得承担责任　　I must take responsibility.　　89　　00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:48,050　　我不得不半路上买点女性卫生用品　　I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.　　90　　00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:49,220　　-这样啊　　-了解　　- Aha.　　- Okay.　　91　　00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,380　　我认为她正在经期当中　　I believe she's experiencing her menses.　　92　　00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,420　　实际上　　还没到时候　　Actually, I'm not.　　93　　00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:55,390　　但为了避免意外　　我得时刻带着卫生巾　　In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.　　94　　00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:56,590　　-理解　　-非常了解　　- Aha.　　- Okay.　　95　　00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,960　　厕所现在听起来顺耳多了是吧　　"Toilet's" sounding pretty good now, huh?　　96　　00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,400　　瞧啊　　这不是谢米嘛　　Hey, look, it's Shamy.　　97　　00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,730　　谢米　　Shamy?　　98　　00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:07,900　　一个幼稚地混合我们名字的做法而已　　A juvenile amalgamation of our names.　　99　　00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:10,440　　谢尔顿　　艾米　　"谢米"　　Sheldon, Amy-- Shamy.　　100　　00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,770　　这样啊　　Oh.　　101　　00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,810　　我不喜欢　　以后别这么叫了　　I don't like that. Don't do that.　　102　　00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:16,910　　好吧　　有什么新鲜事吗　　All righty. What's new?　　103　　00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:19,710　　我刚才得知你称呼我们为"谢米"　　Well, just recently, I learned that you refer to us as Shamy,　　104　　00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:20,710　　而我并不喜欢　　and I don't like that.　　105　　00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:25,350　　我了解了　　但我想问的其实是你生活上的新鲜事　　I got it. But what I was going for was, you know, how's your life?　　106　　00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:27,150　　跟普通人没什么两样　　Like everybody else's.　　107　　00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:30,290　　经历着万物的成长　　衰败和最终的死亡　　Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death.　　108　　00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,960　　谢谢你的问候　　Thank you for asking.　　109　　00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,760　　为何她还没有给我们点餐呢　　Why is she not taking our order?　　110　　00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,960　　我应该提前通知你的　　I should've warned you,　　111　　00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,430　　如果想在这里用餐前　　必须要经历连串　　one has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense　　112　　00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,100　　繁杂而无用的寒暄　　before one can be fed here.　　113　　00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:44,140　　是吗　　我以为既然起名叫芝士"工厂"　　Really? I assumed an establishment called　　114　　00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,940　　做事就能更有效率呢　　the Cheesecake Factory would function more efficiently.　　115　　00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:48,240　　那是它们诱骗你来的伎俩　　It's how they lure you in.　　116　　00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,510　　我想这应该称为"诱饵推销法"　　I believe it's called "bait and switch."　　117　　00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:53,380　　好吧　　我还是遁走好了　　Okay, I'm just gonna walk away,　　118　　00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,480　　因为　　我不想待在这了　　'cause... I don't want to be here.　　119　　00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,420　　这真不错啊　　So, this is nice.　　120　　00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:03,260　　我们第一次齐聚一堂来吃顿饭　　First time we've all gotten together to eat.　　121　　00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:06,560　　你说得对　　他果然在进行无聊的饭前寒暄　　You're right, he's a festival of humdrum chitchat.　　122　　00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,530　　好吧　　我没辙了　　Okay, that's all I got.　　123　　00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:11,800　　霍华德　　你上　　Howard, you're up.　　124　　00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,300　　谈谈你的工作吧　　艾米　　Um... tell us about your work, Amy.　　125　　00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,000　　我怀疑你听不听得懂　　I doubt you'd understand.　　126　　00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,740　　谢尔顿告诉我你只有个硕士学位　　Sheldon tells me you only have a master's degree.　　127　　00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:24,140　　拉杰　　你有没有问题问艾米　　Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?　　128　　00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:30,550　　我很好奇　　我们怎么不单独吃饭　　I'm curious as to why we're not eating alone.　　129　　00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:32,620　　他们离不开我　　They can't function without me.　　130　　00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:37,460　　我是凝聚这个小团体的粘合剂　　I'm the social glue that holds this little group together.　　131　　00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:38,930　　不用谢我　　You're welcome.　　132　　00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:44,200　　我能跟你谈谈你的女朋友吗　　Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend?　　133　　00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,000　　她不是我的女朋友　　She's not my girlfriend.　　134　　00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,930　　她是女生　　也是我朋友　　She's a girl and she's my friend,　　135　　00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:51,670　　但绝对没有触摸或不洁的交换唾液　　but there's no touching or unsanitary exchange of saliva.　　136　　00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,540　　明白　　Got it.　　137　　00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:56,510　　不过　　倒是有一次　　Although, for the record, on one occasion,　　138　　00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:59,150　　她舔了一下拇指　　然后帮我抹掉　　she licked her thumb to remove raspberry jelly　　139　　00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,010　　嘴角上的树莓果冻　　from the corner of my mouth.　　140　　00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:03,420　　我们今天都为此后悔不已　　It's an action we both regret to this day.　　141　　00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:04,520　　明白　　Uh-huh.　　142　　00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,850　　不过　　我觉得她不太适合　　Anyway, I'm not sure she's the best fit　　143　　00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:10,490　　我们这个　　怎么说呢　　反抗军[星球大战]　　for our little-- how should we call it-- rebel alliance.　　144　　00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:13,890　　我一直不认同反抗军　　Oh, I never identified with the rebel alliance.　　145　　00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:16,300　　尽管他们想建造死亡星球　　Despite their tendency to build Death Stars,　　146　　00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,560　　我一直支持银河帝国　　I've always been more of an empire man.　　147　　00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:21,500　　那不是我想说的　　Yeah, not my point.　　148　　00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,740　　我知道你想说什么　　I know what your point is.　　149　　00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,770　　你们被艾米的智慧吓着了　　You're intimidated by Amy's intellect.　　150　　00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:27,240　　我只能说　　振作点　　To that I say, buck up.　　151　　00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,540　　我直接说吧　　Okay, let me just get right to it.　　152　　00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:32,880　　艾米很爱批评人　　假正经　　而且　　Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly...　　153　　00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,150　　很讨人厌　　just obnoxious.　　154　　00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,920　　那又如何　　So?　　155　　00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,290　　我们已经要忍受这样一个你了　　So we already have you for all that.　　156　　00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:44,890　　你这是建议我停止和艾米交往吗　　Are you suggesting I terminate my relationship with Amy?　　157　　00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,290　　不　　当然不是　　No, no, of course not.　　158　　00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:49,400　　只是去别的地方交往　　Just have your relationship someplace else.　　159　　00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:53,000　　那我可得指出　　我忍气吞声整整八个月　　May I point out that for eight long months,　　160　　00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,870　　忍受你女朋友在咱家　　I suffered in silence as your female companion　　161　　00:06:55,870 --> 00:07:00,940　　大声唱跑调的乡村音乐　　filled our apartment with her off-key country music caterwauling,　　162　　00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:04,620　　毫不知羞地在咱客厅　　the unappetizing spectacle of her grinding a pumice stone　　163　　00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,680　　用浮石磨长满老茧的脚　　against her calloused feet in our living room,　　164　　00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,660　　一夜接一夜地看　　and night after night of uninformative　　165　　00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:13,620　　毫无内涵的电视剧《泽西海滩》　　TV documentaries about the Jersey Shore.　　166　　00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,920　　忍气吞声　　Suffered in silence?　　167　　00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:19,930　　没错　　Yes.　　168　　00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,200　　我希望你也能这么做　　And I'd thank you to do the same.　　169　　00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:28,130　　有没有搞错　　忍气吞声　　Reall-- Silence?!　　170　　00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,010　　落基山脉清凉的泉水　　Nothing makes beer taste better　　171　　00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:38,110　　最能带出啤酒的味道　　than cool clear Rocky Mountain spring water.　　172　　00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:40,810　　话说　　落基山脉在哪啊　　Where are the Rocky Mountains, anyway?　　173　　00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,680　　费城[实际不是]　　Philadelphia.　　174　　00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:45,720　　真的吗　　Really?　　175　　00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,150　　我以为在西部呢　　I thought they were out West someplace.　　176　　00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,290　　这样想　　拉杰　　Think about it, Raj.　　177　　00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:51,660　　电影《洛奇》的故事发生在哪里　　Where did the movie Rocky take place?　　178　　00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:54,230　　费城　　Philadelphia.　　179　　00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:56,200　　我明白了　　Okay, now I get it.　　180　　00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,560　　这就是咱的计划吗　　So this is the plan?　　181　　00:07:58,570 --> 00:08:00,020　　从今天起　　From now on,　　182　　00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,700　　我们就藏这里躲避谢米吗　　we're just gonna hide out in here to avoid the Shamy?　　183　　00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,300　　我觉得这里很舒服　　I'm very comfortable here.　　184　　00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:08,840　　佩妮亲爱的　　再给我来一剂"万灵弹"吧　　Penny, dear, why don't you shoot another silver bullet my way?　　185　　00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,880　　自己拿去　　Get one yourself.　　186　　00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,150　　某人吃了泼妇药哦　　Ooh, somebody's been taking bitchy pills.　　187　　00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:17,780　　老天　　他喝了酒真混蛋　　God, he's an ass when he drinks.　　188　　00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:19,150　　他没喝酒也混蛋　　Oh, he's an ass when he doesn't.　　189　　00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,350　　你只是没听到　　You just don't hear it.　　190　　00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,290　　我们得考虑谢米恋　　Think we need to start entertaining the possibility　　191　　00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,160　　发展数年的可能性　　that the Shamy could go on for years.　　192　　00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,860　　那样的话　　佩妮得装卫星电视　　Well, if that's the case, Penny will have to get satellite TV　　193　　00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:31,560　　而且每周吸一吸灰尘　　and maybe once a week run a vacuum through this place.　　194　　00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:37,600　　你不是要跟谢尔顿谈吗　　I thought you were going to talk to Sheldon.　　195　　00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,470　　-谈了　　-他怎么说　　- I did.　　- Well, what'd he say?　　196　　00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,610　　他指出他过去有点必须　　Well, he pointed out that he kinda sorta had to...　　197　　00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:43,080　　忍受你　　put up with you.　　198　　00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,040　　有点必须　　Kinda sorta had to?　　199　　00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,350　　我没同意他的说法　　I didn't agree with him.　　200　　00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:47,350　　你帮我反驳了吧　　Well, you defended me, right?　　201　　00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:50,180　　我试了　　不过　　I tried, but...　　202　　00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:56,490　　他说的理由太充分了　　...he made a fairly well-reasoned argument.　　203　　00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:59,760　　你磨得不对　　You're not doing that right.　　204　　00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,760　　什么　　What?　　205　　00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,990　　给我　　Gimme.　　206　　00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,230　　-不要　　-相信我　　- No.　　- Trust me.　　207　　00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:05,930　　-不要　　-我一直帮我妈磨脚　　- No!　　- I do this for my mom all the time.　　208　　00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,100　　看到没　　See?　　209　　00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,240　　要顺着纹路摩　　With the grain.　　210　　00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,840　　哇　　确实好很多　　Wow, that is better.　　211　　00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,280　　改天　　你要是得了静脉曲张　　And someday, when you have varicose veins,　　212　　00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,180　　我再教你怎么推拿　　I'll show you how to massage them.　　213　　00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:25,120　　天呐　　没有下次了　　Oh, God, never again.　　214　　00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,090　　你的"没有下次"应该是指不再　　I assume by "never again," you mean never again will you drink　　215　　00:09:28,090 --> 00:09:30,490　　喝完佩妮的啤酒后跑去加油站　　all of Penny's beer, then run down to the gas station　　216　　00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,690　　买两瓶40s啤酒　　一盒肉条　　for a couple of 40s, a box of Slim Jims　　217　　00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:36,630　　还有最新一期的《孟买美妞翘臀》吧　　and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.　　218　　00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,800　　人家想家了嘛　　I was homesick.　　219　　00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,900　　当晚最精彩的就是你展示　　The highlight of the evening was when you showed us　　220　　00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,000　　你的宝莱坞霹雳舞技　　your Bollywood break dancing skills.　　221　　00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,750　　你这样很没礼貌　　That's very offensive.　　222　　00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,850　　没错　　我们当时也这么想　　Yeah, we all thought so.　　223　　00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:58,150　　晕　　Oh, no.　　224　　00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,150　　怎么了　　What?　　225　　00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,520　　约翰和洋子来了[列侬夫妇]　　It's John and Yoko.　　226　　00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,260　　更像洋子和洋子　　More like Yoko and Yoko.　　227　　00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:05,960　　大家好　　Greetings. Hey.　　228　　00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,190　　我带了艾米来　　I brought Amy here　　229　　00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,430　　看看我的工作　　to show her some of the work I'm doing.　　230　　00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,830　　对于理论工作来说　　很不错了　　It's very impressive, for theoretical work.　　231　　00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,970　　我好像察觉出一点屈就的意味　　Do I detect a hint of condescension?　　232　　00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:18,170　　抱歉　　我说得太间接了吗　　I'm sorry, was I being too subtle?　　233　　00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,610　　我是指跟神经生物学　　I meant compared to the real-world applications　　234　　00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,640　　在现实中的应用相比　　理论物理就是　　of neurobiology, theoretical physics is--　　235　　00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,840　　怎么说好呢　　小巫见大巫　　what's the word I'm looking for?-- hmm, cute.　　236　　00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:31,550　　你这是暗指神经生物学家的成就　　Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist　　237　　00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:34,920　　例如巴宾斯基　　能上升到物理学家　　like Babinski could ever rise to the significance　　238　　00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:34,920　　巴宾斯基　　法国神经学家　　239　　00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:38,260　　例如克拉克·麦克斯韦或狄拉克的层面　　of a physicist like Clark Maxwell or Dirac?　　240　　00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:38,260　　克拉克·麦克斯韦：经典电动力学创始人　　狄拉克：量子力学奠基者之一　　241　　00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,960　　直截了当地说　　I'm stating it outright.　　242　　00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,960　　巴宾斯基把狄拉克当早餐　　Babinski eats Dirac for breakfast　　243　　00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,860　　再排泄出克拉克·麦克斯韦　　and defecates Clarke-Maxwell.　　244　　00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,870　　你给我收回那话　　You take that back.　　245　　00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,740　　绝不　　Absolutely not.　　246　　00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,970　　我和同事们正在绘制　　My colleagues and I are mapping　　247　　00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,940　　神经基质　　有利于　　the neurological substrates that subserve　　248　　00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,110　　促进全球信息处理　　global information processing,　　249　　00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:58,210　　这种研究既要求认知推理　　which is required for all cognitive reasoning,　　250　　00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:01,910　　也包括科学探索　　由此事实可见　　including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto　　251　　00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,250　　我的研究在认知序列上更高一层　　prior in the ordo cognoscendi.　　252　　00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,950　　这就说明比他的研究更高级　　That means it's better than his research,　　253　　00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,950　　由此可推　　当然也胜过你们　　and by extension, of course, yours.　　254　　00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,760　　不好意思　　我的大脑　　I'm sorry, I'm-I'm still trying　　255　　00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:17,060　　还停留在理解排泄克拉克·麦克斯韦上　　to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell, so...　　256　　00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:21,600　　不好意思　　但是统一场理论　　Excuse me, but a grand unified theory,　　257　　00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,170　　在一定程度上解释了万物　　insofar as it explains everything,　　258　　00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:27,240　　由此事实可见　　也能解释神经生物学　　will ipso facto explain neurobiology.　　259　　00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,840　　是没错　　但要是我成功了　　Yes, but if I'm successful,　　260　　00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,340　　我就能绘制和再现你演算出　　I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes　　261　　00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:33,250　　统一场理论的思维加工过程　　in deriving a grand unified theory,　　262　　00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,110　　因此　　你的结论也得纳入我的范式　　and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.　　263　　00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,650　　那是卑劣的心理主义　　That's the rankest psychologism,　　264　　00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,050　　早在19世纪90年代就被费雷格　　and was conclusively revealed as hogwash　　265　　00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,190　　板上钉钉为是胡言乱语　　by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s!　　266　　00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:47,290　　看来我们陷入了僵局　　We appear to have reached an impasse.　　267　　00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,960　　同意　　I agree.　　268　　00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,600　　我决定立即终止我俩的关系　　I move our relationship terminate immediately.　　269　　00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,600　　赞同　　Seconded.　　270　　00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,700　　还有异议吗　　There being no objections...　　271　　00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,140　　那么立即执行　　...the motion carries.　　272　　00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,110　　日安　　艾米·菲拉·福勒　　Good day, Amy Farrah Fowler.　　273　　00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:04,110　　日安　　谢尔顿·库珀　　Good day, Sheldon Cooper.　　274　　00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,120　　女人哈　　Women, huh?　　275　　00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,650　　没法和她们过日子　　Can't live with them,　　276　　00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:15,050　　也没法反驳她们的各种假设　　can't successfully refute their hypotheses.　　277　　00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,220　　上帝保佑　　Amen to that.　　278　　00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,440　　好呀　　谢尔顿　　Hey, Sheldon.　　279　　00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,080　　你好　　Hello.　　280　　00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:29,010　　听说你和艾米分手了　　I hear you broke up with Amy.　　281　　00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:33,450　　说"分手"的话就说明她是我女朋友　　A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend.　　282　　00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,050　　她是个女孩　　曾经是我朋友　　She was a girl who was my friend　　283　　00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:38,490　　现在她还是个女孩　　但不是我朋友了　　who is now a girl who is not my friend.　　284　　00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:42,090　　听着像史上最烂乡村民谣　　Wow. That's like the worst country song ever.　　285　　00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,360　　你感觉如何　　So, how are you doing?　　286　　00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:47,630　　什么感觉　　Regarding what?　　287　　00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:48,770　　和艾米分手　　Amy.　　288　　00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,870　　我不懂　　I don't follow.　　289　　00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:56,110　　分手...不管你怎么叫　　总是很难受的　　Well, breakups-- or whatever the hell this is-- can be tough.　　290　　00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,110　　佩妮　　放心　　我没事　　Penny, I assure you, I'm fine.　　291　　00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,280　　我和艾米只是纯粹智力上的关系　　My relationship with Amy was purely intellectual,　　292　　00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,720　　没有丝毫感情色彩　　There were no emotional bonds,　　293　　00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,050　　所以我也没有任何痛苦　　the severing of which would cause me any discomfort.　　294　　00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,720　　这段关系只是失去效用罢了　　The relationship simply outlived its utility,　　295　　00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,690　　我也像从前一样继续生活　　and I'm continuing on with my life as before.　　296　　00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,590　　好吧　　不错　　Okay. Good.　　297　　00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:17,430　　我得先走了　　要去买一只小猫咪　　Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a pussycat.　　298　　00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,300　　这事儿必须跟你们说一下　　I gotta tell you guys,　　299　　00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,870　　我有点担心谢尔顿　　I'm a little worried about Sheldon.　　300　　00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,700　　我们都有点担心谢尔顿　　We're all a little worried about Sheldon.　　301　　00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:28,740　　我是说自从谢米恋搁浅后　　No, I mean since the Shamy hit a reef.　　302　　00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,010　　我还以为你是一概而论呢　　Oh, I thought you were just making a generalization:　　303　　00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,440　　"我担心谢尔顿　　可能他某天"　　"You know, I'm worried about Sheldon　　304　　00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,650　　会因为在咖啡馆吃不到酸橙果冻　　"someday setting off a low-yield nuclear device　　305　　00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:37,380　　就去引爆一个低爆炸力核装置　　because the cafeteria ran out of lime Jell-O."　　306　　00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,780　　搁浅是啥意思　　What does "hit a reef" mean?　　307　　00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,320　　一拍两散　　Uh, went splitsville.　　308　　00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,320　　啥　　Pardon?　　309　　00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,890　　就是"屎了"　　Turned to boom-boom.　　310　　00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,130　　我觉得谢尔顿真的很想念艾米　　I think Sheldon really misses Amy.　　311　　00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:53,400　　你该把你的那本《孟买美妞翘臀》借给他　　You should lend him your copy of Bombay Badonkadonks.　　312　　00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,570　　他找了只猫作伴　　He got a cat to keep him company.　　313　　00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,570　　不是吧　　You're kidding.　　314　　00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:57,840　　他上哪儿都带着　　He takes it everywhere:　　315　　00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,670　　不管是卧室还是洗手间　　to bed, to the bathroom.　　316　　00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,640　　他带猫咪用便壶吗　　He takes the kitty to the potty?　　317　　00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,240　　我们不是说好不用这词儿了么　　I thought we discussed the P-word.　　318　　00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,810　　别想着改变我　　老兄　　Don't try to change me, dude.　　319　　00:14:05, 810 --> 00:14:07,810　　哥就是哥　　I am what I am.　　320　　00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:11,120　　先生们　　Oh, gentlemen.　　321　　00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,180　　不给我们介绍下　　Hey. Aren't you going to introduce us　　322　　00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,850　　你的小伙伴吗　　to your little friend?　　323　　00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,320　　不好意思　　My apologies.　　324　　00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:21,090　　拉杰　　霍华德　　这位是罗伯特·奥本海默博士　　Raj, Howard, I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.　　325　　00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,360　　你好　　Hello. Hi.　　326　　00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,630　　失陪一下　　Now, if you'll excuse me,　　327　　00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:29,170　　原子弹之父现在要来一碟牛奶　　the father of the atomic bomb" type="audio/mpeg" />-->