00:02:09,500　　■　　3　　00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:13,510　　翻译：MADD　　小蛮腰　　海因里希　　Joanna　　4　　00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:13,510　　■　　5　　00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:17,510　　后期：孤帆　　时间轴：小e　　6　　00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:17,510　　■　　7　　00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:21,510　　校对：雨亦奇　　总监：YY　　8　　00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:21,510　　■　　9　　00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:27,310　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第九集　　10　　00:00:02,020 --> 00:00:05,160　　你知道漫画英雄世界里谁最有种吗　　You know who's gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe?　　11　　00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,690　　能给女浩克做比基尼蜜蜡除毛的最有种　　Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.　　12　　00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,690　　超英雄　　绿巨人的表妹　　13　　00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,080　　要说有种嘛　　You want to talk brave,　　14　　00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,710　　美国队长那位从墨西哥偷渡过来的园丁怎么样　　how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener?　　15　　00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,710　　超级英雄　　被视为美国精神的象征　　16　　00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:18,420　　他比不上那个每次办完事后都上厕所的哥们　　He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?　　17　　00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:21,450　　果不其然　　你们又错了　　As usual, you're all wrong.　　18　　00:00:21,450 --> 00:00:23,310　　漫画英雄世界里最有种的人　　The bravest person in the Marvel Universe　　19　　00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:27,040　　是那位给金刚狼做前列腺检查的医生　　is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.　　20　　00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:31,560　　那被金刚狼做前列腺检查的哥们儿呢　　How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?　　21　　00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,330　　你这是抬杠吧　　Now you're just being silly.　　22　　00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:35,330　　金刚狼可从来没表示过　　Wolverine's never displayed　　23　　00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:36,820　　对帮助他人预防前列腺癌的　　the slightest interest in helping others　　24　　00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:38,810　　有一点点兴趣　　prevent prostate cancer.　　25　　00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:44,150　　喂　　Hello.　　26　　00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,340　　对　　电梯坏掉了　　Yes, the elevator's out of order;　　27　　00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:48,510　　你得爬楼梯了　　you'll have to use the stairs.　　28　　00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:49,790　　你当然可以　　Of course you can.　　29　　00:00:49,790 --> 00:00:52,190　　披萨的历史可以追溯到16世纪　　Pizza dates back to the 16th century,　　30　　00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:55,460　　可世界上第一部电梯1852年才面世　　while the first elevator was not installed until 1852.　　31　　00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,030　　也就是说在三百多年的时间里　　That means that for over 300 years,　　32　　00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,720　　人们都是爬楼梯送披萨的　　people carried pizzas up stairs.　　33　　00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,020　　请继承这一光荣传统吧　　Be part of that proud tradition.　　34　　00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,550　　趁他往披萨上吐口水的功夫　　我去叫佩妮过来　　I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.　　35　　00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:13,100　　你觉得金刚狼是不是有个金刚不坏前列腺呢　　Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate?　　36　　00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,930　　这问题真傻逼　　That's a stupid question.　　37　　00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:18,590　　我们不是在讨论如何检查超级英雄的菊花吗　　We're having a conversation about probing the heinie of superheroes.　　38　　00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:20,840　　这有什么傻逼的　　There are no stupid questions.　　39　　00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:28,970　　找谁啊　　Yes?　　40　　00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:31,850　　哦　　佩妮在吗　　Oh, um, is Penny here?　　41　　00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,910　　你就是莱纳德　　对吗　　You're Leonard, right?　　42　　00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:35,610　　对啊　　Yeah.　　43　　00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,960　　妈的　　终于见到你了　　小子　　Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son.　　44　　00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,890　　有谁能给我补充点背景知识吗　　Okay, I think a bit of context here might help.　　45　　00:01:41,890 --> 00:01:43,750　　嗨　　莱纳德　　你见过我爸爸了　　Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad.　　46　　00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,300　　哇　　好了　　Oh, good.　　47　　00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,650　　背景清楚了　　Context.　　48　　00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:47,620　　进来吧　　伙计　　Come on in, buddy.　　49　　00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:48,370　　进来坐会儿　　Take a load off.　　50　　00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:49,850　　老爸　　莱纳德没时间　　Oh, gee, Dad, Leonard can't stay.　　51　　00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:51,250　　他只是顺道来打招呼的　　He just dropped by to say hello.　　52　　00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,480　　谢谢你过来　　亲爱的　　Thanks for stopping by, sweetie.　　53　　00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,680　　咱俩回聊　　I'll see you later.　　54　　00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,920　　拜　　Bye.　　55　　00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,010　　真诡异　　That was odd.　　56　　00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:33,740　　你确定这点儿漫画书就够了吗　　Are you sure you have enough comics?　　57　　00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:36,240　　到时候你可得守12个小时的望远镜　　You're going to be monitoring the telescope for 12 hours,　　58　　00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,990　　而据我估算你挑的这些书　　and by my estimate, you've only selected　　59　　00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:40,220　　只够看7个小时的　　seven hours of reading material.　　60　　00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:42,020　　我还算上了　　That's even factoring in　　61　　00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,490　　你纠结美国漫画书里这些俚语的时间　　your difficulty in parsing American comic book idioms　　62　　00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:46,570　　比如"嘭"　　"唰"　　like "Bamf!" and "Snikt!"　　63　　00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:48,930　　他这算种族歧视吗　　Is that racist?　　64　　00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:50,430　　我觉得挺像的　　It feels racist.　　65　　00:02:51,610 --> 00:02:52,970　　别太敏感了　　Don't be oversensitive.　　66　　00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:55,860　　他是说你文盲　　又不是说印度人都文盲　　He's calling you illiterate, not your race.　　67　　00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,080　　哦　　那就好　　Oh, okay. Good.　　68　　00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,790　　我不用再挑漫画书了　　I don't need more comics.　　69　　00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:02,150　　霍华德到时候会过来　　我们会一起玩　　Howard's gonna stop by, we're gonna play　　70　　00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:04,930　　星际战舰和印度大富翁　　Intergalactic Battleship and Indian Monopoly.　　71　　00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:07,800　　我可不喜欢大富翁的新版本　　I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly.　　72　　00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,730　　我更喜欢经典的　　普通版的和克林贡版的　　I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.　　73　　00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,660　　其实印度大富翁　　Actually, Indian Monopoly's　　74　　00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,930　　和普通版差不多　　只是钱变成了卢比　　just like regular, except the money's in rupees,　　75　　00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:19,190　　酒店变成了呼叫中心而已　　instead of hotels you build call centers,　　76　　00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:22,450　　如果你抽机会卡　　有可能死于痢疾　　and when you pick a Chance card, you might die of dysentery.　　77　　00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,350　　顺便告诉你　　Just FYI,　　78　　00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:27,160　　这才叫种族歧视　　that was racist.　　79　　00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:31,500　　你们肯定猜不到刚才发生了什么　　You'll never guess what just happened.　　80　　00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,870　　你走在去门厅的路上　　You went out in the hallway,　　81　　00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:34,720　　一不小心跌进了异次元空间之门　　stumbled into an interdimensional portal　　82　　00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,920　　来到了5000年后的未来　　which brought you 5,000 years into the future,　　83　　00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,810　　然后你在那里利用当时的先进技术　　where you took advantage of the advanced technology　　84　　00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:41,130　　造了一架时间机器　　现在你是回来　　to build a time machine, and now you're back　　85　　00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:43,480　　接我们去7010年　　to bring us all with you to the year 7010　　86　　00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,810　　那时候我们就能被派到飞海豚利用通灵术　　where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium　　87　　00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,930　　控制的思维水族馆工作了　　by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?　　88　　00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:52,950　　错　　No.　　89　　00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:56,840　　佩妮刚才吻了我　　Penny kissed me.　　90　　00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,010　　这怎么猜得出来　　Well, who would ever guess that?　　91　　00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,140　　是　　是哪种吻啊　　What-what kind of a kiss?　　92　　00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,250　　长吻啊　　嘴对嘴的　　A big kiss. On the mouth.　　93　　00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,540　　会不会是她本来想吻你的脸的　　Is it possible that she was going for your cheek　　94　　00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:08,400　　结果你的脸一偏她就亲到嘴唇了　　and you moved and she accidentally got lip?　　95　　00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,110　　我跟我妈经常这样　　That happens with me and my mom all the time.　　96　　00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,290　　她跟她老爸介绍了我　　She introduced me to her father,　　97　　00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:17,520　　吻完我以后就当我面把门关了　　kissed me and then shut the door in my face.　　98　　00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,510　　也许这是暗示　　Maybe she was trying to send you a message.　　99　　00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,190　　真的吗　　You think?　　100　　00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,580　　是啊　　暗示"这个男的不是我爸爸　　Yeah. "This man is not my father.　　101　　00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:23,870　　我被挟持了　　I'm being held hostage.　　102　　00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:24,620　　所以我要做一些　　So I'm going to do　　103　　00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,730　　疯狂之举好暗示你　　something insane in the hopes　　104　　00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,510　　去报警"　　that you'll call 911."　　105　　00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:30,050　　佩妮吻我可不是什么疯狂之举　　Penny kissing me is not insane.　　106　　00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:31,540　　她以前经常吻我的　　She used to kiss me all the time.　　107　　00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:34,410　　爱因斯坦对精神病的定义是　　"翻来覆去地　　Einstein defined insanity as "Doing the same thing　　108　　00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:37,750　　重复一件事并期冀得到不同的结果"　　over and over again and expecting different results."　　109　　00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:39,360　　根据这个标准　　By that standard,　　110　　00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,840　　佩妮病得不轻　　Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.　　111　　00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:44,240　　我只是觉得　　I'm just saying,　　112　　00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,300　　那个吻有些意味深长　　it felt like it may have meant something.　　113　　00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,980　　这话让我想起从前了　　Ah, this takes me back.　　114　　00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:49,990　　那时候佩妮让莱纳德如此着迷　　Leonard obsessing about Penny.　　115　　00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,060　　别误会　　我挺喜欢你现在的状态　　I mean, don't get me wrong, I love your new stuff,　　116　　00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:54,950　　但偶尔听听你的痴情独白还是蛮有意思的　　but once in a while it's nice to hear the hits.　　117　　00:04:56,650 --> 00:05:00,490　　你再说一遍"我们的孩子会才貌双全"　　Do "Our babies will be smart and beautiful."　　118　　00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:04,200　　每次想起这句话我就笑得不行　　That one always makes me laugh.　　119　　00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:08,120　　我真是吃饱了撑着跟你们聊天　　Why do I bother talking to you people?　　120　　00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,760　　我想说其实我们根本没在听　　可能你会感觉好点　　If it'll make you feel better, we rarely listen.　　121　　00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,990　　能出来说句话吗　　Hey, can I talk to you out here for a sec?　　122　　00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:14,530　　当然　　Yeah, sure.　　123　　00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,020　　我有预感那个披萨永远也不会送来了　　I'm starting to think we're never going to see that pizza.　　124　　00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,590　　你可能在琢磨刚才是怎么回事　　So you're probably wondering what that was all about.　　125　　00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,460　　什么　　你指你吻我那件事吗　　What, uh, the kissing and everything?　　126　　00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:27,230　　没什么　　经常有女人对我这样的啦　　Nah, women do that to me all the time.　　127　　00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,900　　好吧　　实际上　　我貌似　　Yeah, okay. The thing is, I kind of　　128　　00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:32,060　　跟我爸说我们又在一起了　　told my father we got back together again.　　129　　00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:33,490　　什么　　为什么　　What? Why?　　130　　00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:34,580　　你是至今以来　　Well, you're the first guy　　131　　00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:36,210　　第一个被他认可的人　　知道吗　　he's ever really approved of, you know?　　132　　00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,270　　你是个上过大学的科学家　　You're a scientist who went to college　　133　　00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:39,550　　你脖子上没有纹身　　and you don't have a neck tattoo　　134　　00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:44,160　　不是通缉犯　　也没孩子　　or outstanding warrants or...or a baby.　　135　　00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,670　　你以前都跟什么人在一起啊　　What kind of guys did you used to go out with?　　136　　00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:49,980　　就是一般人呗　　Just guys.　　137　　00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,230　　总之　　他知道我们分手了以后伤心的要命　　Anyway, when I told him we split up, he was heartbroken,　　138　　00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:53,950　　他总是问我　　莱纳德好吗　　and he kept bugging me,"How's Leonard?　　139　　00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:55,530　　你为什么就不能跟莱纳德和好呢　　Why can't you get back together with Leonard?　　140　　00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:58,420　　我敢说莱纳德从来不会惹祸上身　　I bet Leonard never tipped a cow over on himself."　　141　　00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:58,420　　tip a cow翻牛运动　　美国农村的愚蠢运动　　142　　00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,400　　所以为了让他不再烦我　　So to get him off my back,　　143　　00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,430　　我就跟他说咱俩和好了　　I told him we worked things out.　　144　　00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:04,990　　是吗　　Really?　　145　　00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,630　　咱俩是怎么和好的　　How-how'd we manage that?　　146　　00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:12,190　　什么　　What?　　147　　00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,570　　你道歉了吗　　I mean, did you apologize?　　148　　00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:16,650　　还是你跑来追我了　　Did you have to woo me?　　149　　00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,010　　少做白日梦了　　Get over yourself.　　150　　00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,980　　我一个口哨　　你就冲过来了　　I whistled, you came running.　　151　　00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,880　　是吗　　我可不这么认为　　Yeah, no, I don't think so.　　152　　00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,970　　好吧　　你干吗要跟我争这个　　Okay, why are you arguing about this?　　153　　00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:26,680　　我只是想说　　I'm just saying,　　154　　00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,750　　如果我们假装和好　　if we fake got back together,　　155　　00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:30,460　　那也肯定不是这么和好的　　that's totally not how it fake happened.　　156　　00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,590　　好吧　　随便啦　　Okay, whatever.　　157　　00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:33,500　　你能不能就跟我装到我爸离开为止　　Will you please just play along until my dad leaves?　　158　　00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,920　　等一下　　你真的想让我　　Hold on, you actually want me　　159　　00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,030　　用我的演技和吻功　　to deceive your father with some sort of　　160　　00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,800　　来瞒过你老爸吗　　sham playacting and kissing?　　161　　00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,720　　我可是这方面的高手　　'Cause I'm good with that.　　162　　00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,620　　佩妮　　你在外面吗　　Penny, you out here?　　163　　00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:52,590　　拜托　　亲爱的　　别当着我老爸这样啊　　Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.　　164　　00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:54,210　　别担心　　我看过你跟烂得多的人　　Relax, I've seen you do a lot worse　　165　　00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,950　　干过严重得多的事呢　　with a lot stupider.　　166　　00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,360　　看吧　　他不介意　　See? He doesn't mind.　　167　　00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,670　　莱纳德　　我准备带你的女朋友　　So, Leonard, I'm taking your gal out　　168　　00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,030　　去吃牛排　　你要一起来吗　　for a steak dinner; you want to join us?　　169　　00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,360　　爸　　你真好人　　但是莱纳德还要工作呢　　Oh, Dad, that's nice, but Leonard has to work.　　170　　00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,100　　对吧　　莱纳德　　Right, Leonard?　　171　　00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,760　　没错　　我要工作　　Uh, I do, I have to work.　　172　　00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,450　　但我决定丢下工作来陪我的宝贝儿　　But I'm gonna blow that off to spend the evening　　173　　00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:10,930　　和她的父亲　　因为　　with my sweetie and her father, 'cause, you know,　　174　　00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,110　　我就是这种体贴的男朋友　　just the kind of boyfriend I am.　　175　　00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,400　　过来吧宝贝儿　　Come here, you.　　176　　00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:26,300　　C-7　　C-7.　　177　　00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,060　　错了　　Miss.　　178　　00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:27,920　　怎么会错呢　　How could that be a miss?　　179　　00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,820　　C-6中了　　C-8也中了　　C-6 was a hit, C-8 was a hit.　　180　　00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:33,160　　你的飞船肯定有一部分是在C-7上的　　Part of your starship has to be on C-7.　　181　　00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,410　　除非飞船上有个洞　　Not if it has a hole in the middle.　　182　　00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:40,420　　什么飞船上会有洞呀　　What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?　　183　　00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:43,750　　罗慕伦战斗百吉饼　　A Romulan Battle Bagel?　　184　　00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:47,150　　敲敲　　Knock-knock.　　185　　00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,420　　太好了　　你来了　　Oh, great, you made it.　　186　　00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:49,630　　快进来　　Come on in.　　187　　00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:52,200　　是我请她来的　　I invited her.　　188　　00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,600　　望远镜在哪　　So where's the telescope?　　189　　00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,390　　在夏威夷　　但是拉杰可以在这里控制　　It's in Hawaii, but Raj controls it from here.　　190　　00:07:56,390 --> 00:07:59,390　　他想观测波江座ε星云　　从而证明　　He's hoping to see Epsilon Eridani dim, which would be　　191　　00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:01,740　　有行星围绕它的轨道运行　　evidence of a planet orbiting it.　　192　　00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,480　　所以我们就坐在这盯着屏幕　　So we just sit and stare at the screen,　　193　　00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,600　　然后干等吗　　waiting for something to happen?　　194　　00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:09,130　　咱俩租《恋恋笔记本》看的时候不就这样吗　　I did it with you when we rented the Note Book.　　195　　00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:16,080　　没错　　吉娜·罗兰兹是很漂亮　　Yes, Gena Rowlands is a treasure.　　196　　00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,250　　你最好把那瓶酒开了　　You'd better open up that bottle of wine　　197　　00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,400　　不然我的耳朵里就全是他的口水了　　or I'm gonna end up with swimmer's ear.　　198　　00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,230　　不好意思　　Excuse me.　　199　　00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:24,720　　我不能喝酒　　我就要完成　　I can't be drinking, I'm about to make　　200　　00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,560　　一个重大的科学发现了　　an important scientific discovery here.　　201　　00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:30,100　　什么　　伽利略的伟绩都是喝着酒完成的　　What? Galileo did his best work while drinking wine.　　202　　00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,120　　你怎么知道　　How do you know that?　　203　　00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,570　　他是意大利人　　Well, he was Italian.　　204　　00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:34,380　　意大利人不都这样吗　　It's a reasonable assumption.　　205　　00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,420　　伙计　　你是不是一张嘴　　Dude, can you even open your mouth　　206　　00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:38,230　　就要一棒子打死一个民族呀　　without spewing a cultural stereotype?　　207　　00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:41,700　　好吧　　对不起　　伽利略喝健怡雪碧　　Oh, I-I'm sorry, Galileo drank Diet Sprite.　　208　　00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,920　　你是我的死党　　她是我女朋友　　Look, you're my best friend, she's my girlfriend;　　209　　00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,110　　你们应该培养感情　　you should bond.　　210　　00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,110　　就像你跟我妈那样　　You know, like you and my mom did.　　211　　00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,770　　你妈吓死我了　　Your mom creeps the hell out of me.　　212　　00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:55,140　　是　　但她不再叫你贫民窟的百万富翁了　　Yes, but she's stopped calling you Slumdog Millionaire.　　213　　00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,550　　这点我的确很感激她　　I do appreciate that.　　214　　00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,920　　酒来了　　Here we go.　　215　　00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,140　　我想敬个酒　　I'd like to propose a toast.　　216　　00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,660　　敬科学和友谊　　To science and friendship.　　217　　00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,830　　等等　　等一下　　Hold on. Wait.　　218　　00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:09,760　　不　　没事了　　喝吧　　No, it's okay, go ahead.　　219　　00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,470　　怎么了　　What?　　220　　00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:11,450　　我今天在实验室里　　Oh, I was working with　　221　　00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,550　　研究抗青霉素的淋病　　penicillin-resistant gonorrhea in the lab today　　222　　00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:16,640　　所以我刚才在回忆我有没有洗手　　and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.　　223　　00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,260　　谢谢你请我吃牛排　　怀特　　Thanks for the steak, Wyatt.　　224　　00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,510　　不用客气　　My pleasure.　　225　　00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:28,040　　能跟佩妮找的会用餐巾的男朋友　　It's nice to have dinner with a boyfriend of Penny's　　226　　00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,050　　一起吃饭是件好事　　that knows how to use a napkin.　　227　　00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:32,780　　不好笑　　老爸　　So not funny, Dad.　　228　　00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:35,140　　我跟你介绍一下她之前的男朋友　　Let me tell you about this one genius she was going out with,　　229　　00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,570　　那个叫多尼的家伙吧　　this-this fella Donnie.　　230　　00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:37,980　　你别再提了行不行　　Oh, will you please let it go?　　231　　00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:40,150　　多尼准备把农场废物　　Donnie was gonna make millions turning farm waste　　232　　00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:42,740　　转变成生物燃料然后买给政府　　into biofuel and selling it to the government.　　233　　00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:43,980　　很多人在干这行　　A lot of people are doing that.　　234　　00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,880　　听到没　　Oh, see?　　235　　00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,740　　但是多尼只是把猪粪混了点水　　Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix pig poop with a little water　　236　　00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,960　　然后就灌进他妈的凯美瑞里　　and pump it into his mom's Camry.　　237　　00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,270　　真不错　　Yeah, that's great.　　238　　00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,950　　故事真好笑　　说别的吧　　It's a funny story. Moving on.　　239　　00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:55,540　　要是跟那个想把乒乓球啤酒游戏列入　　And Donnie was a rocket scientist　　240　　00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:56,200　　奥林匹克项目的家伙比的话　　compared to that boy　　241　　00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,300　　多尼也算是个火箭科学家了　　who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics.　　242　　00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,640　　他叫什么名字啊　　宝贝儿　　What was his name, sweetheart?　　243　　00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,030　　柯蒂斯　　我肯定他在说笑　　Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.　　244　　00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:02,860　　我也不知道　　I don't know.　　245　　00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,780　　他还递了申请呢　　我看他挺认真的　　That petition looked real to me.　　246　　00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:06,970　　好吧　　同志们该刹车了　　Yeah, okay, I think this ends　　247　　00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:09,290　　今晚别再提起我前男友了　　the ex-boyfriend portion of our evening.　　248　　00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:12,120　　我只是很高兴你终于找到了一位护花使者　　Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.　　249　　00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,610　　谢谢　　怀特　　Thanks, Wyatt.　　250　　00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,240　　我是护花使者哟　　I'm a keeper.　　251　　00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:22,060　　莱纳德　　来吃个宵夜吧　　Leonard, you want to come in for a nightcap?　　252　　00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,120　　天　　老爸　　他也很想　　Oh, gee, Dad, he'd love to,　　253　　00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,320　　但莱纳德明天一早要工作　　but Leonard has to work in the morning.　　254　　00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,790　　也许我能晚点去　　Maybe I could go in a little late.　　255　　00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:28,180　　不不不　　不行　　No, no, no, you can't.　　256　　00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:30,590　　你的工作相当重要　　Your career is far too important.　　257　　00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,420　　每个成功的男人背后　　都有个唠叨的女人　　Behind every great man is a nagging woman　　258　　00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,010　　让他没法享乐子　　是吧　　莱纳德　　who won't let him have any fun, am I right, Leonard?　　259　　00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:37,940　　可不是嘛　　Don't I know it.　　260　　00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:40,580　　晚安　　孩子　　Well, good night, son.　　261　　00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:41,760　　晚安　　怀特　　Good night, Wyatt.　　262　　00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,230　　晚安　　亲爱的　　Oh, good night, honey.　　263　　00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,690　　晚安　　Good night.　　264　　00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,120　　我爱你　　I love you.　　265　　00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,730　　我也爱你　　Love you, too.　　266　　00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,240　　搞什么　　又当众闪光[Frak出自《BSG》科幻版Fuck]　　Oh, friggety-frak.　　267　　00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,150　　有完没完　　Not this again.　　268　　00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:13,660　　3　　4　　6　　过　　得到两千卢比[印度货币]　　Three, four, five-- pass go, get 2,000 rupees--　　269　　00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:15,720　　6　　7　　six, seven.　　270　　00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,930　　哎呀　　不能走了　　一头圣牛挡住了我去路　　Whoops. Can't go any further. There's a sacred cow in my way.　　271　　00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:20,880　　伯纳黛特　　你能不能告诉你男友　　Bernadette, please tell your boyfriend　　272　　00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,300　　别再纠结印度圣牛的笑话了　　to cool it with the cow jokes.　　273　　00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,190　　没用的　　It won't help.　　274　　00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,830　　他要是找到一个笑话　　就会一直讲个不停　　Once he finds a joke he likes, he sticks with it.　　275　　00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:26,710　　没错　　Yeah.　　276　　00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,290　　就比如他理发那次　　Like his haircut material.　　277　　00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:30,200　　是啊　　你理过发了吗　　Oh, right. Did you get your hair cut?　　278　　00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,320　　"不　　我全部理光了"　　"No. I got them all cut."　　279　　00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:36,020　　现在还是真好笑呀　　Which is still so funny.　　280　　00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,320　　你去到一家中餐馆　　And when you go to a Chinese restaurant,　　281　　00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,850　　他每次都在幸运饼里拿到同一张纸条　　he always gets the same fortune in his fortune cookie.　　282　　00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,590　　没错　　"救命　　我是个囚犯"　　Right. "Help, I'm a prisoner　　283　　00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:45,040　　"被关在中国幸运饼工厂里"　　in a Chinese fortune cookie factory."　　284　　00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,710　　好吧　　你们侃我侃够了吧　　Okay, I think that's enough about me.　　285　　00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:51,410　　没错　　我们开始侃他老妈　　He's right. Let's make fun of his mother.　　286　　00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:53,970　　霍华德　　快来帮我搓脚　　"Howard, come rub my feet!　　287　　00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:56,140　　我脚上的鸡眼痛死了　　My corns are killing me!"　　288　　00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,370　　霍华德　　快把我从浴缸里拉起来　　"Howard, help me out of the tub!　　289　　00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,440　　我又卡在里面了　　I'm stuck again!"　　290　　00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:07,870　　来了　　Coming.　　291　　00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,780　　你好呀　　小心肝　　Hey, lovebug.　　292　　00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,420　　闭嘴　　Shut up.　　293　　00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,460　　你知道前一个小时我都在做什么吗　　You know what I've been doing for the last hour?　　294　　00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:20,160　　在本子上涂鸦心目中的　　Mm, dreamily doodling "Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter"　　295　　00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,790　　"霍夫斯塔德太太"形象吗　　in a notebook?　　296　　00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,880　　听我爸不停念叨　　Listening to my father go on and on　　297　　00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,500　　你是个多么棒的人　　about what a great guy you are.　　298　　00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,400　　你得承认　　我的确很讨人喜欢　　You got to admit, I am... I'm delightful.　　299　　00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,490　　你干嘛把事情搞这么复杂　　Why are you making this so difficult?　　300　　00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:32,600　　哪里复杂了　　It's not difficult for me.　　301　　00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,400　　我觉得很有趣　　I'm having fun.　　302　　00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,040　　莱纳德　　Leonard.　　303　　00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,790　　那你要我怎么样　　是你挑起来的　　What do you want me to do? You started this.　　304　　00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,470　　你想过去告诉他我们分手了吗　　Do you want to go over and tell him we're broken up?　　305　　00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:40,880　　-不想　　-那你想怎么样　　- No. - Well, then, what do you want?　　306　　00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:41,800　　我不知道　　I don't know.　　307　　00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,920　　难道你在跑过来之前　　Don't you think that's something you should　　308　　00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,950　　不应该先想想清楚吗　　have figured out before you stomped over here?　　309　　00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,590　　好吧　　也许是　　Maybe.　　310　　00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,890　　莱纳德　　佩妮　　刚好你们在　　Leonard, Penny, excellent.　　311　　00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,610　　我想说我很高兴你们又在一起了　　I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together,　　312　　00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,600　　如果我能有法子让自己显得更真诚些　　and if I can figure out a way to do so　　313　　00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,890　　我肯定会不遗余力　　and sound sincere, I will.　　314　　00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:58,710　　与此同时　　In the meantime,　　315　　00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,590　　我要对室友协议进行一些修订　　I'd like to go over some proposed changes　　316　　00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:03,050　　特别要提出关于佩妮　　to the roommate agreement specifically to address　　317　　00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,260　　十分烦人的个人习惯　　Penny's annoying personal habits.　　318　　00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:06,720　　我的老天　　Oh, my God.　　319　　00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,750　　-什么个人习惯　　-我列了个单子　　- What personal habits? - I have a list.　　320　　00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:14,150　　顺便　　第12条就是"我的天啊"的滥用　　FYI, overuse of the phrase "Oh, my God" is number 12.　　321　　00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,220　　好吧　　谢尔顿　　你没必要这么做　　Okay, Sheldon, you don't have to do this　　322　　00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,950　　-因为我和莱纳德不...　　-吡吡吡吡吡　　- because Leonard and I are not... Ba-ba-ba-ba.　　323　　00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,810　　你确定要把他也牵扯进来吗　　Are you sure you want to include him in this?　　324　　00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,390　　牵扯进什么东西　　Include me in what?　　325　　00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,690　　有什么正在策划中的阴谋?　　Is there a plot afoot?　　326　　00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,610　　我可绝对不参与阴谋　　I'll have no truck with plots.　　327　　00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,630　　好吧　　你是对的　　No, you're right.　　328　　00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:30,740　　不不" type="audio/mpeg" />-->