00:03:56,500　　■　　3　　00:03:56,510 --> 00:04:00,510　　翻译：米小勒　　小蛮腰　　海因里希　　Joanna　　4　　00:03:56,510 --> 00:04:00,510　　■　　5　　00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:04,510　　后期：老蛙　　时间轴：小e　　6　　00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:04,510　　■　　7　　00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:08,510　　校对：Vin　　总监：YY　　8　　00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:08,510　　■　　9　　00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:13,310　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第十集　　10　　00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,530　　谁能给我澄清一下　　Clarify something for me.　　11　　00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:15, 080　　聚餐的精髓难道不该在于　　Isn't the point of a communal meal　　12　　00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,580　　互相交换看法和主张吗　　the exchange of ideas and opinions?　　13　　00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,820　　这难道不该是讨论今日大事的时刻吗　　An opportunity to consider important issues of the day?　　14　　00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:21,800　　是啊　　It is.　　15　　00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,130　　但是每当你威胁要将　　You just kind of put a damper on things　　16　　00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:25,090　　边吃边说的人至于死地之后　　when you said, "The next person I see talking　　17　　00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:27,760　　我们就全无兴致了　　with food in their mouth will be put to death."　　18　　00:00:28,510 --> 00:00:31,070　　如果要深究谁说了什么的话　　我们能纠结一整晚　　Well, we could argue about who said what all night long,　　19　　00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:33,870　　但为了回到正轨上　　but to set things back on course,　　20　　00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:36,430　　我要为聚餐开启个新的话题了　　I will propose a new topic of conversation.　　21　　00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:37,480　　不得了了　　Great.　　22　　00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,700　　最棒的数字是哪一个　　What is the best number?　　23　　00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:43,900　　多说一句　　答案是唯一的　　By the way, there's only one correct answer.　　24　　00:00:45,790 --> 00:00:48,650　　五百三十一万八千零八　　5,318,008?　　25　　00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:50,090　　错误　　Wrong.　　26　　00:00:50,090 --> 00:00:53,450　　最棒的数字是73　　The best number is 73.　　27　　00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:57,940　　你们估计会疑惑原因　　You're probably wondering why.　　28　　00:00:57,940 --> 00:00:58,830　　没没　　我们没有　　No. Uh-uh. We're good.　　29　　00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:01,560　　73是第21个质数　　73 is the 21st prime number.　　30　　00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,630　　而它反过来说　　37是第12个质数　　而它再反过来21　　Its mirror, 37, is the 12th, and its mirror, 21,　　31　　00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,140　　则是构成73的两个数字　　is the product of multiplying--　　32　　00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:10,740　　高潮来了　　也就是7和3相乘的结果　　hang on to your hats-- seven and three.　　33　　00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:14,530　　怎么着　　怎么着　　我说错没　　Eh? Eh? Did I lie?　　34　　00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:15,770　　我们懂了　　We get it.　　35　　00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:18,950　　73就是数字界的查克·诺里斯　　73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers.　　36　　00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:18,950　　查克·诺里斯:美国著名武术家　　37　　00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,220　　那是对查克·诺里斯的褒奖　　Chuck Norris wishes.　　38　　00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:24,210　　同时73用二进制表示的结果　　In binary, 73 is a palindrome:　　39　　00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:26,910　　是1-0-0-1-0-0-1　　"one-zero-zero-one-zero-zero-one"　　40　　00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:30,550　　所以它反过来念是1-0-0-1-0-0-1　　which backwards is "one-zero- zero-one-zero zero one"　　41　　00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,740　　两者是一致的　　exactly the same.　　42　　00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:35,550　　而把查克·诺里斯的名字反着念是"Sirron Kcuhc"[无意义]　　All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is: "Sirron Kcuhc."　　43　　00:01:36,790 --> 00:01:37,760　　我插一句　　Just for the record,　　44　　00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,730　　如果你把5318008输进计算器后　　when you enter 5,318,008 on a calculator,　　45　　00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:44,780　　它倒过来显示拼写的单词是"咪咪"　　upside-down it spells "boobies""　　46　　00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:49,440　　记得你曾疑惑过为何　　Remember when you were wondering　　47　　00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,060　　女生们晚上不想跟我们一起吃吗　　why the girls didn't want to eat with us tonight?　　48　　00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,870　　是啊　　我现在懂了　　Yeah, I get it now.　　49　　00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:56,900　　我喜欢你的心形小吊坠　　伯纳黛特　　I love your little heart locket, Bernadette.　　50　　00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:57,760　　谢谢　　Oh, thanks.　　51　　00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,150　　是霍华德送我的　　Howard gave it to me.　　52　　00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:00,360　　这是最好玩儿的事了　　It's the cutest thing.　　53　　00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,150　　每当我跟他妈妈共进晚餐后　　Every time I have dinner with his mom,　　54　　00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:04,390　　隔天总会收到他送我的首饰　　the next day I get jewelry.　　55　　00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:07,890　　你们知道人们情人节送的这种心形符号　　Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape　　56　　00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:09,970　　其实它的原型并不是人的心脏　　is not actually based on the shape of a human heart,　　57　　00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:13,500　　而是女性弯腰时显露的臀部形状吗　　but rather on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over?　　58　　00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:17,820　　也就是说我的七年级　　Oh, so I spent seventh grade　　59　　00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:20,740　　一直都用的小屁股作为点缀了是吧　　dotting my I's with little asses?　　60　　00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:22,930　　酷啊　　Cool.　　61　　00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,820　　你好啊　　佩妮　　最近过得如何　　Hey, Penny, how's it going?　　62　　00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:27,260　　你好啊　　扎克　　你来这做什么呢　　Hey, Zack, what are you doing here?　　63　　00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:29,580　　我爸的公司为这家店印制菜单　　My dad's company prints the menus for this place.　　64　　00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:31,530　　我来送些过塑了的新版本　　I'm just dropping off some new ones laminated.　　65　　00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:34,150　　这样吐在上面以后容易打扫一点　　Makes 'em easier to clean if people throw up on 'em.　　66　　00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,380　　猜猜我怎么想到的点子　　Guess how I got the idea?　　67　　00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:38,350　　好了好了　　我懂的　　Yeah, I got it, I got it.　　68　　00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,970　　扎克　　这是我的朋友们　　伯纳黛特和艾米　　Uh, Zack, these are my friends Bernadette and Amy.　　69　　00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:43,130　　-你好啊　　-你好　　- Hi. - Hey.　　70　　00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,670　　呼~　　Hoo.　　71　　00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:48,990　　很高兴再见到你　　Okay, well, it was good to see you.　　72　　00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:50,600　　我也是　　Yeah, you, too.　　73　　00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,710　　他好帅啊　　你俩怎么认识的　　He's really cute. How do you know him?　　74　　00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,560　　我们约会过几次　　Oh, we went out a couple of times.　　75　　00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,500　　我总被时下的表达方式所迷惑　　I'm often flummoxed by current slang.　　76　　00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:59,130　　约会过是不是总代表着交媾过　　Does "went out" mean "had intercourse"?　　77　　00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:02,250　　-是的　　-不是　　不是的　　- Yes. - No, no.　　78　　00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,970　　但这次　　是的　　But in this case, yes.　　79　　00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,410　　有意思　　Interesting.　　80　　00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:06,810　　是不是过程不太满意啊　　And was it not satisfactory?　　81　　00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:07,750　　不　　其实还不错　　No, it was great.　　82　　00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:11,550　　只是他没有在智商层面上给我压力　　He just didn't really challenge me on an intellectual level.　　83　　00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:15,050　　你不能将就一下他　　然后一起去听听NPR吗　　Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?　　84　　00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:15,050　　NPR:美国公共电台　　85　　00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:18,930　　没用的　　扎克连NPR的全称都拼不出来　　Wouldn't help. Zack can't even spell NPR.　　86　　00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,450　　我跟霍华德相处就是这么做的　　It's what I do with Howard.　　87　　00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:22,980　　我比他要聪明　　I'm much smarter than he is.　　88　　00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:25,470　　但保护他的男子气概是很重要的　　But it's important to protect his manhood.　　89　　00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,140　　呼~　　Hoo.　　90　　00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,120　　你怎么了　　What's the matter?　　91　　00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,670　　我只是突感气血涌动　　I'm suddenly feeling flushed.　　92　　00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:36,930　　我的心率加速　　掌心冒汗　　My heart rate is elevated, my palms are clammy,　　93　　00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:38,200　　口干舌燥　　my mouth is dry.　　94　　00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,360　　还有　　我只是不由自主地想说"呼~"　　In addition, I keep involuntarily saying "hoo."　　95　　00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:45,400　　我想我们明白发生了什么　　是吧　　Oh, we know what's causing that, don't we?　　96　　00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,750　　毫无疑问　　It's no mystery.　　97　　00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:47,880　　我明显是患有感冒　　I obviously have the flu　　98　　00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,940　　及其突发性妥瑞综合症　　coupled with sudden-onset Tourette's syndrome.　　99　　00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,940　　妥瑞症:运动协调性疾患　　100　　00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:20,480　　听说生物试验室发生的事故了吗　　Did you hear about the accident at the bio lab?　　101　　00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,600　　-没　　-发生了什么事　　- No. - What happened?　　102　　00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,330　　他们给老鼠注射了放射性同位素　　They were injecting rats with radioactive isotopes　　103　　00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,630　　但其中的一名技术员被咬了　　and one of the techs got bit.　　104　　00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:28,720　　那他得到了超能力吗　　Did he get superpowers?　　105　　00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:34,640　　没　　他被缝了五针外加一针破伤风针剂　　No, he got five stitches and a tetanus shot.　　106　　00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,120　　太令人失望了　　Oh. Well, that's disappointing.　　107　　00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:38,560　　为何这么说　　Why?　　108　　00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,020　　如果你在试验室被放射性动物咬伤　　Well, you get bit by a radioactive animal in a lab,　　109　　00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:43,500　　你肯定想成为超级英雄的　　you kind of want to turn into a superhero.　　110　　00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,110　　但谁又想变成鼠魔侠呢　　Yeah, but who'd want to become Rat-Man?　　111　　00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:49,040　　谁不想啊　　Who wouldn't?　　112　　00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:52,260　　你可以在迷宫里横冲直撞　　You could zip through a maze in nothing flat,　　113　　00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,940　　钻进很小的地洞　　squeeze through really small holes,　　114　　00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,750　　而且只要蹦跶几下就能让餐馆关门　　and shut down restaurants in a single bound.　　115　　00:04: 57,190 --> 00:04:59,240　　而且最棒的是　　如果我是鼠魔侠　　And the best part is, if I were Rat-Man,　　116　　00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,580　　你就可以当我的跟班　　鼠娃　　you could be my sidekick, Mouse Boy.　　117　　00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,320　　鼠娃　　Mouse Boy?　　118　　00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,430　　你不喜欢鼠娃吗　　You don't like "Mouse Boy"?　　119　　00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,960　　那害虫娃呢　　How about "Kid Vermin"?　　120　　00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,990　　首先　　要是我们真有超能力　　First of all, if we had superpowers,　　121　　00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:16,540　　我肯定不会是跟班　　你才是跟班　　I wouldn't be the sidekick. You'd be the sidekick.　　122　　00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:19,160　　鼠魔侠才不会是跟班呢　　Rat-Man is nobody's sidekick.　　123　　00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:20,970　　莱纳德　　你说句公道话　　Leonard, settle this.　　124　　00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:23,400　　我们俩　　谁更像跟班　　Of the two of us, who's the obvious sidekick?　　125　　00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,230　　没错　　莱纳德　　你说是谁　　Yeah, Leonard, who?　　126　　00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:31,720　　高中毕业十二年了　　我还是悲催地混在书呆子帮里　　12 years after high school, and I'm still at the nerd table.　　127　　00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:38,680　　你是不是把这个人的脑子切得太薄了点　　Aren't you slicing that man's brain a little too thin?　　128　　00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:44,840　　我这要是在奎兹诺餐厅　　It's too thin if I were making　　129　　00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,720　　做英尺人脑三明治的话　　就的确是切太薄了　　a foot-long brain sandwich at Quiznos.　　130　　00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:52,650　　但是放在双光子显微镜下检验的话　　就不算薄　　For examination under a two-photon microscope, it's fine.　　131　　00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,850　　好吧　　你是专家　　Well, you're the expert.　　132　　00:05:57,850 --> 00:06:01,990　　如果胡来才是正确的方法的话　　那我闭嘴　　If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.　　133　　00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:02,750　　很好　　Very well.　　134　　00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,460　　如果你死后将遗体捐献给科学研究的话　　If you die and donate your body to science,　　135　　00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:07,740　　我保证我会把你的大脑切得跟加拿大培根一样厚　　I promise to slice your brain like Canadian bacon.　　136　　00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,220　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　137　　00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:11,580　　如果你不介意的话　　Now, if you'll excuse me,　　138　　00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,540　　我要量一下我的体温　　I have to take my temperature.　　139　　00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,160　　你是在监控你的生理节奏　　Are you monitoring your circadian rhythms　　140　　00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,560　　以确定你脑部活动最旺盛的时段吗　　in order to identify your periods of maximum mental acuity?　　141　　00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,860　　我曾经在某个暑假试过　　I did that one summer.　　142　　00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:22,820　　美好的童年啊　　Ah, youth.　　143　　00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,730　　不是　　我昨晚产生了一些奇怪的症状　　No, I experienced some distressing symptoms last night,　　144　　00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:29,490　　所以我每个小时都在检查自己的生命迹象　　so I'm checking my vital signs every hour.　　145　　00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,340　　我很乐意帮你做个图表　　I'd be happy to create a chart　　146　　00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:33,620　　进行一下差异分析　　and participate in a differential diagnosis.　　147　　00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,700　　好像挺好玩的嘛　　Oh, that sounds like fun.　　148　　00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,720　　开始吧　　All right.　　149　　00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:42,000　　你有哪些症状　　What were the symptoms?　　150　　00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,680　　心跳加速　　手心出汗　　口干舌燥　　Elevated heart rate, moist palms, dry mouth　　151　　00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,440　　还有局部的血管抽动　　and localized vascular throbbing.　　152　　00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:52,410　　局部是哪　　Localized to what region?　　153　　00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:56,650　　耳朵和生殖器　　Ears and genitalia.　　154　　00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,140　　有意思　　Interesting.　　155　　00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,970　　是两个通常不会放一起说的器官　　Not body parts that usually team up.　　156　　00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,770　　那环境因素呢　　What about environmental factors?　　157　　00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:08,830　　形容一下当时的情景　　Describe the scene for me.　　158　　00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:10,900　　我跟佩妮还有伯纳黛特一起在餐馆　　I was sitting in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette,　　159　　00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:14,400　　喝水　　而且喝的是碳酸水　　因为那是特殊场合　　drinking water -- carbonated as it was a special occasion.　　160　　00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,040　　佩妮的朋友扎克过来打了个招呼　　Penny's friend Zack stopped by and said hello　　161　　00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,110　　然后我就说"呼"[和"谁"同音]　　and I said "hoo."　　162　　00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:20,900　　谁　　Who?　　163　　00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,590　　扎克　　Zack.　　164　　00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:24,440　　你知道是扎克还问　　Then why did you ask?　　165　　00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:26,340　　-问什么　　-问"谁"呀　　- Ask what?　　- Who.　　166　　00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:27,970　　扎克　　Zack.　　167　　00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:30,830　　好吧　　重头来一遍　　All right, let's start over.　　168　　00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,430　　扎克走过来后你说了什么　　What did you say when Zack walked in?　　169　　00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:35,400　　-"呼"["谁"]　　-扎克　　- "Hoo".　　- Zack.　　170　　00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,660　　你为什么一直说"扎克"　　Why do you keep saying "Zack"?　　171　　00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:39,370　　因为你一直问"谁"["呼"]呀　　Because you keep saying "who."　　172　　00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,590　　我现在可没说"呼"　　I'm not saying "hoo" now.　　173　　00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,110　　我是昨晚说的"呼"　　I said "hoo" last night.　　174　　00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:44,910　　答案就是扎克　　对吧　　And the answer was Zack, correct?　　175　　00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:46,000　　我没问问题啊　　There was no question.　　176　　00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,010　　我只是说了"呼"　　I simply said "hoo."　　177　　00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:52,280　　好吧　　我不纠结了　　All right, I think I have enough to go on.　　178　　00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:56,410　　你以上症状的诱因　　Possible explanations for your symptoms are,　　179　　00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,420　　根据可能性降序排列的结果如下　　in descending order of likelihood:　　180　　00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:01,560　　甲亢　　过早绝经　　hyperthyroidism, premature menopause,　　181　　00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,790　　外星人附体　　或是　　hosting an alien parasite or --　　182　　00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:06,630　　以下这个结果纯粹是为了涵盖所有　　and I only include it for the sake of covering　　183　　00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:10,370　　可能因素　　那就是性冲动　　absolutely all bases -- sexual arousal.　　184　　00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,940　　我在哪儿被外星人附的身啊　　Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?　　185　　00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:20,090　　找到你了　　There you are.　　186　　00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,290　　问你个问题　　你最怕什么　　Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of?　　187　　00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:25,510　　我也不知道　　I don't know. Um...　　188　　00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:26,590　　核战　　nuclear war.　　189　　00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,350　　不小心被活埋了　　Accidentally being buried alive.　　190　　00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:29,970　　或者是像那种电影情节一样　　突然接到一个电话　　Any of those movies where you get that phone call　　191　　00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,480　　电话那头的人说你就要死了　　that says you're going to die.　　192　　00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,410　　结果你还就真挂了　　And then you do.　　193　　00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:35,250　　不是这些　　是某个　　No. Something very specific　　194　　00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,500　　咱俩都知道你　　that we both know you,　　195　　00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,890　　也就是拉杰·库萨帕里　　害怕的东西　　Rajesh Koothrappali, are terrified of.　　196　　00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:42,430　　我家的确有二型糖尿病史　　Well, type two diabetes runs in my family.　　197　　00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:43,290　　糖尿病后期会掉脚趾的　　The thought of losing a toe...　　198　　00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,940　　是蜘蛛　　你怕蜘蛛　　Spiders! You're afraid of spiders!　　199　　00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,010　　这是什么　　What the heck is this?　　200　　00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,590　　当然是装着一只大蜘蛛的罐子啦　　A jar with a big spider in it, of course.　　201　　00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,300　　勇敢度测试　　Bravery test.　　202　　00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,290　　先把手拿出来的人就是跟班　　First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.　　203　　00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:59,130　　你疯了吗　　Are you crazy?　　204　　00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:00,980　　也许吧　　Perhaps.　　205　　00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,330　　你怕了吗　　Are you scared?　　206　　00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,150　　没有　　但这测试很白痴　　No. But it's a stupid test.　　207　　00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:08,350　　是吗　　要是地球危在旦夕　　Oh, really? What if the Earth was in danger　　208　　00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:09,460　　而唯一拯救的方法就是　　and the only way to save it was　　209　　00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,680　　把你的手伸进装着蜘蛛的罐子里呢　　to stick your hand in a jar with a spider?　　210　　00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,870　　是吗　　要是地球危在旦夕　　Oh, yeah? What if the Earth was in danger　　211　　00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:15,580　　而唯一的拯救办法就是　　and the only way to save it was to take a shower　　212　　00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,610　　在更衣室里洗澡　　还被人看到你的裸体　　in the locker room and let other guys see you naked?　　213　　00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:22,800　　得了　　这事没可能发生　　Oh, come on. That's never gonna happen.　　214　　00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,100　　快把手放进罐子里　　Put your hand in the jar　　215　　00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,420　　不然你就一辈子做我跟班吧　　or forever be revealed as my sidekick.　　216　　00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:31,360　　好吧　　这就放　　All right, I will.　　217　　00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,900　　你怎么一下子胆儿这么肥了　　How did you get so brave all of a sudden?　　218　　00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,190　　简单　　It's easy.　　219　　00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,810　　蜘蛛都爬到你手臂上了　　The spider's crawling up your arm.　　220　　00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,460　　快把这货弄下来　　Get it off! Get it off!　　221　　00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,110　　快点　　拉杰　　Please, Raj!　　222　　00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:51,330　　别愣着　　Please.　　223　　00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:58,040　　我的血检表明甲状腺功能正常　　My blood work shows thyroid function normal.　　224　　00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,800　　皮质醇水平也正常　　Cortisol levels normal.　　225　　00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:03,330　　那你的垂体卵泡刺激素水平呢　　How about your follicle-stimulating hormone levels?　　226　　00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:05,750　　谢尔顿　　我还没到更年期　　Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.　　227　　00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:07,580　　你确定吗　　Are you sure?　　228　　00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:10,910　　你这口气听着像个暴躁的欧巴桑　　You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.　　229　　00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,160　　我觉得我们得面对一个残酷的现实　　I think we need to face the cold, hard truth:　　230　　00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,490　　我被佩妮的朋友扎克性唤起了　　I was sexually aroused by Penny's friend Zack.　　231　　00:10:18,490 --> 00:10:19,990　　慢着　　我觉得　　Hang on. I don't know　　232　　00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:22,340　　我们还没考虑过外星人附体的可能性呢　　that we've given the alien parasite hypothesis　　233　　00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:24,150　　这个合理假设　　a fair shake.　　234　　00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,740　　我们还是有点逻辑吧　　Let's look at this logically.　　235　　00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,770　　我有胃　　所以会饿　　I have a stomach; I get hungry.　　236　　00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:31,630　　我有生殖器　　所以也可能会有性冲动　　I have genitals; I have the potential for sexual arousal.　　237　　00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,100　　这是我们必须承受的负担　　A cross we all must bear.　　238　　00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:38,990　　每次我遭遇这种艰难时刻　　You know, in difficult moments like this,　　239　　00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:42,020　　我总是借助更强大的力量约束自己　　I often turn to a force greater than myself.　　240　　00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:42,790　　宗教信仰吗　　Religion?　　241　　00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:44,320　　《星际迷航》　　Star Trek.　　242　　00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,400　　你看过《星舰迷航记I》吗　　Did you see Star Trek: The Motion Picture?　　243　　00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,080　　-没有　　-别看了　　烂得要死　　但是...　　- No. Don't. - It's terrible. However...　　244　　00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,620　　在这部电影里我们知道　　in it, we learn that　　245　　00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,800　　当史波克发现自己丧失了理性逻辑　　when Spock finds himself drawn off the path of logic　　246　　00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,730　　而被他人类那部分的情绪所影响　　by feelings bubbling up from his human half, he suppresses them　　247　　00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:01,940　　他就用瓦肯族科里纳心律原则压抑自己　　using the Vulcan mental discipline of Kolinahr.　　248　　00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,480　　你的意思是　　我们的人生要受　　Are you suggesting we live our lives　　249　　00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,150　　不入流的科幻作品里的思想的影响吗　　guided by the philosophies found in cheap science fiction?　　250　　00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:08,480　　不入流的科幻作品　　"Cheap science fiction"?　　251　　00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,830　　你在做什么　　What are you doing?　　252　　00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:20,550　　用科里纳规则来压抑我因为上个评论所产生的愤怒　　Using Kolinar to suppress my anger at that last comment.　　253　　00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,580　　你现在对我这么在意　　Is it possible that your concern for me at this moment　　254　　00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:27,000　　会不会就是因为嫉妒作祟　　is motivated by nothing more than simple jealousy?　　255　　00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,030　　这我倒没想过　　I hadn't considered that.　　256　　00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:32,190　　稍等片刻　　Give me a moment.　　257　　00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:35,820　　好了　　我想过了　　All right, I've considered it.　　258　　00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,320　　-然后呢　　-驳回这一说法　　- And? - I reject it.　　259　　00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,150　　是因为你没感觉到嫉妒　　You reject it because you don't feel jealousy,　　260　　00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:43,760　　还是因为你压抑掉了　　or because you are suppressing jealousy?　　261　　00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:47,470　　我想我还是回家吃午餐吧　　I think I'll eat my lunch at home.　　262　　00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,650　　那不是你的午餐　　谢尔顿　　That's not your lunch, Sheldon;　　263　　00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:53,030　　那些是尸体的大脑标本　　those are the cadaver brain specimens.　　264　　00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,200　　就因为你切片切得不对　　As they were incorrectly sliced,　　265　　00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,670　　害得我都把它们当成生鱼片了　　you can see how I could mistake them for my sashimi.　　266　　00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,920　　-你好　　-好啊　　- Hello. - Hey.　　267　　00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,310　　你不是都明天洗衣服的吗　　Isn't tomorrow your usual laundry night?　　268　　00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:15,620　　我常用的柔软剂超市卖光了　　The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener.　　269　　00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,060　　如果这一款过柔或不够柔　　If this one under-or over-softens,　　270　　00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,390　　我得花时间处理　　I'll need time to make things right.　　271　　00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,820　　真会未雨绸缪　　That's thinking ahead.　　272　　00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:26,010　　换句话说是怎么早没想到　　The alternative would be to think backwards.　　273　　00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,410　　这下记住了　　That's just remembering.　　274　　00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,930　　艾米怎么样了　　So how's Amy?　　275　　00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:33,120　　艾米变了　　Amy's changed.　　276　　00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,350　　也许我该放手了　　I might have to let her go.　　277　　00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,250　　哦不　　为什么啊　　Oh, no. Why?　　278　　00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,750　　我以为她是个高度进化的　　I thought she was a highly evolved creature　　279　　00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,210　　纯高智商物种　　就像我　　of pure intellect, like me.　　280　　00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,570　　而最近的事件表明　　But recent events indicate that　　281　　00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:46,610　　她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物　　she may be a slave to her baser urges.　　282　　00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:48,650　　就像你　　Like you.　　283　　00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,970　　这句侮辱我就当没听到吧　　Just going to skip over that insult.　　284　　00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:54,830　　什么侮辱　　What insult?　　285　　00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:56,990　　没错　　所以我才要假装没听到　　Yeah! That's why I'm going to skip over it.　　286　　00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,740　　你是说艾米她...　　Are you saying that Amy is...　　287　　00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:01,930　　用科学的话怎么说来着...　　oh, what's the scientific word...　　288　　00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:05,260　　别提科学了　　她就是很饥渴　　Forget science. She's horny.　　289　　00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,200　　好吧　　哎呀　　Oh! Okay. Wow.　　290　　00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,350　　完全是生理上的需求　　我无能为力　　It's simple biology. There's nothing I can do about it.　　291　　00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,280　　你确定吗　　Are you sure?　　292　　00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,210　　你这是什么意思　　What are you suggesting?　　293　　00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,990　　我的意思是　　也许你可以对　　I'm suggesting there might be something　　294　　00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:29,630　　艾米的欲望　　做点什么　　you could do about... Amy's urges?　　295　　00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,600　　切除人的卵巢是犯法的　　It's illegal to spay a human being.　　296　　00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:40,320　　好吧　　我不是这意思　　Yeah. That's not what I had in mind.　　297　　00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:47,430　　你是说我自己可以做什么　　You mean... something I could do.　　298　　00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:48,950　　一点没错　　Exactly.　　299　　00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:52,420　　好吧　　我一直想避免这么做　　Well, I was hoping to avoid this.　　300　　00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:55,330　　但我想还是勉为其难一下吧　　But I might as well get it over with.　　301　　00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,100　　谢谢　　佩妮　　Thank you, Penny.　　302　　00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,650　　我会告知你结果的　　I'll let you know what happens.　　303　　00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:06,280　　哎呀　　艾米　　你真是个幸运儿　　Oh, Amy, you lucky girl.　　304　　00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:10,950　　你好　　我是谢尔顿·库珀博士　　Yes. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.　　305　　00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,000　　请问你是扎克·强生吗　　Is this the Zack Johnson　　306　　00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,430　　和我邻居佩妮交媾的那个　　who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny?　　307　　00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,650　　抱歉打扰了　　Sorry to bother you.　　308　　00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,620　　你好　　我想找扎克·强生　　Hello. I'm looking for a Zack Johnson　　309　　00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:32,150　　曾和我邻居佩妮交媾的那位　　who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny.　　310　　00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,650　　交媾　　就是性交　　Coitus. It means intercourse.　　311　　00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:37,470　　我有预感你就是我要找的那位扎克　　And I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.　　312　　00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,400　　我是谢尔顿·库珀　　This is Sheldon Cooper.　　313　　00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,510　　好吧　　就是谢利　　Fine. Shelly.　　314　　00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,070　　对　　确实很像女孩名　　Yes, that does sound like a girl's name.　　315　　00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,240　　不　　我不觉得困扰　　No, it doesn't bother me.　　316　　00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,480　　对　　叫我"臭谢利"我确实很困扰　　Yes, "Smelly Shelly" does bother me.　　317　　00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,020　　我告诉你我为啥打给你　　Let me tell you why I'm calling.　　318　　00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,960　　我想知道你是否有兴趣　　I'd like to know if you'd be interested　　319　　00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,190　　跟艾米·菲拉·福勒性交　　in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler.　　320　　00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,630　　艾米·菲拉·福勒　　Amy Farrah Fowler.　　321　　00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,380　　没错　　这确实是个女孩　　Yes, that is a girl's name.　　322　　00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:06,160　　天哪　　简直就是对牛弹琴　　Good grief. It's like trying to talk to a dolphin.　　323　　00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,350　　坑爹呐　　Really?　　324　　00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:13,560　　这样来决定谁是英雄　　谁是跟班　　This is going to decide who's the hero and who's the sidekick?　　325　　00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,230　　你有更好的主意　　You got a better idea?　　326　　00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,580　　随便哪个主意都比这好　　Every idea" type="audio/mpeg" />-->