00:02:52,500　　■　　3　　00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:56,510　　翻译：米小勒　　海因里希　　取子小Q　　小蛮腰　　4　　00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:56,510　　■　　5　　00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,510　　后期：孤帆　　时间轴：小e　　6　　00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,510　　■　　7　　00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:04,510　　校对：Vin　　总监：YY　　8　　00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:04,510　　■　　9　　00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:09,310　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第十二集　　10　　00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:03,840　　老妈　　淡定　　Ma, Ma, calm down.　　11　　00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:04,790　　听我说　　Listen to me.　　12　　00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:05,990　　我知道上面说着用鼠标点击　　I know it says click with the mouse,　　13　　00:00:05,990 --> 00:00:08,940　　但在笔记本电脑上　　触控板就相当于鼠标了　　but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse.　　14　　00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:11,440　　现在　　把你的手指放上去　　Now, put your finger on it.　　15　　00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:14,420　　无所谓用哪根手指　　Doesn't matter which finger.　　16　　00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,290　　明智的选择　　Good choice.　　17　　00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,460　　现在把指针移到电子邮件图标上　　Now move it down to your e-mail icon.　　18　　00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:22,820　　对　　就是那个小信封图标　　Yeah, the little envelope.　　19　　00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:24,870　　什么叫"它长什么样"　　What do you mean, "What does it look like?"　　20　　00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:26,900　　它当然长个信封样!　　It looks like an envelope!　　21　　00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:28,380　　行啊　　你要是不喜欢电脑　　Fine, you don't like the computer,　　22　　00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,650　　那就别用了　　don't use it!　　23　　00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,970　　行啊　　我们可以换个沙拉搅拌机　　再见　　Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye!　　24　　00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:39,470　　这就是你一直后悔买的那个光明节礼物吧　　That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?　　25　　00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:39,470　　光明节:犹太民族最隆重的节日　　26　　00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,070　　我不能说所有无法掌握当代技术的　　I won't say that all senior citizens　　27　　00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:46,520　　老年人就应该被当众鞭策一番　　who can't master technology should be publicly flogged,　　28　　00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,590　　但倘若我们拿一两位作为案例　　but if we made an example of one or two,　　29　　00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,380　　或许能更好的鞭策他人努力学习呢　　it might give the others incentive to try harder.　　30　　00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,800　　我有个好主意　　I had a great idea.　　31　　00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,850　　我们总会被迫停下工作　　You know how we're always having　　32　　00:00:55,850 --> 00:00:58,180　　去解某些微分方程式吧　　to stop and solve differential equations,　　33　　00:00:58,180 --> 00:00:59,850　　比如你做傅里叶分析的时候　　like when you're doing Fourier analysis,　　34　　00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:01,830　　或是用到薛定谔方程的时候　　or using the Schr dinger equation?　　35　　00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:04,670　　霍华德用不到那个　　他只不过是个工程师　　Howard doesn't. He's only an engineer.　　36　　00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,710　　我一直在想其实我们可以写个小程序　　I was thinking, we could write a little app　　37　　00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:10,270　　通过使用手写识别技术　　that would use handwriting recognition,　　38　　00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,620　　然后通过一个符号运算引擎来计算　　and then run it through a symbolic evaluation engine.　　39　　00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,090　　这样　　只要你使用你的智能手机　　You just use your smartphone,　　40　　00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:16,400　　把你的方程式拍出来后就迎刃而解了　　take a picture of the equation and bam!　　41　　00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,560　　你们知道什么应用程序算牛吗　　能制造放屁声的程序　　You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises.　　42　　00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,000　　知道吗　　莱纳德　　You know, Leonard,　　43　　00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,980　　那的确是个可行的主意　　that's actually a valid idea.　　44　　00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:30,810　　真的不错哦　　Very good.　　45　　00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:33,770　　你的口吻能否别弄得像是"我是一只刚学会　　Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat　　46　　00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:36,110　　如何上厕所的猫"似的　　who learned how to use the toilet?　　47　　00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:38,500　　不行　　No.　　48　　00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,380　　两项成就都让人感到啧啧称奇　　The two achievements are equally surprising　　49　　00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:41,730　　同样令人钦佩　　and equally admirable,　　50　　00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:42,750　　但如果要选的话　　though if pressed,　　51　　00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:45,420　　我不得不说那只猫的成就更胜一筹　　I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat.　　52　　00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:47,450　　我还是拯救你于水火之中　　I'll save you the pain and nervousness　　53　　00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:49,180　　给你一个你期待已久的答案吧　　of waiting for the answer.　　54　　00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:52,640　　我同意参与你的计划　　恭喜你　　I agree to be part of your project. Congratulations.　　55　　00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:55,140　　我的荣幸啊　　Oh, yay for me.　　56　　00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:57,150　　你们怎么说　　What about you guys?　　57　　00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,230　　我不敢保证什么　　I can't promise anything,　　58　　00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:00,700　　但有人就用这种东西赚到过钱呢　　but people do make money off stuff like this.　　59　　00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,610　　能赚点外快也是不错的选择　　A few extra bucks would be nice.　　60　　00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:04,760　　我终于能从我妈家搬出去了　　I could finally move out of my mother's house.　　61　　00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,640　　你搬到哪去呢　　Where would you go?　　62　　00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,540　　我一直梦想着能在车库上面　　I always dreamed about　　63　　00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:09,750　　搭造起属于自己的小天地　　building a little place of my own over the garage　　64　　00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:13,180　　如果我挣到更多的钱　　我就能从工作中抽身　　You know, if I made more money, I could take time off from work　　65　　00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:15,870　　带着美女来一趟潜艇之旅了　　and give pretty girls submarine rides.　　66　　00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:16,600　　那是什么玩意　　What's that?　　67　　00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,730　　某种诡异的性爱方式吗　　Some weird sex thing?　　68　　00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:20,910　　不是啊　　No.　　69　　00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:22,160　　就是你带着美女坐在你的　　You take pretty girls underwater　　70　　00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,930　　私人潜艇里　　让她们欣赏鱼儿　　in your private submarine, and you show them fish.　　71　　00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,950　　为什么所有事到你这都要龌龊一下　　Why does everything have to be dirty with you?　　72　　00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,940　　我想我们可以在晚上一起做这个　　I was thinking we could work on this at night,　　73　　00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,440　　也许经过几周的努力后　　and then maybe in a couple of weeks,　　74　　00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,290　　就能有我们自己的应用程序贩售了　　we'll have ourselves an app to sell.　　75　　00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,800　　我们这听起来像是在做生意啊　　Sounds like we're in business.　　76　　00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,900　　我认为我们应该拍一张　　留住这精彩的瞬间　　I think we should take a picture to capture this moment.　　77　　00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,580　　-好啊　　-哦　　- Yeah. - Oh!　　78　　00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:48,030　　你们说　　这是不是我99美分花的最值的一次　　Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent, or what?　　79　　00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,120　　我查过应用商店了　　I checked the App Store.　　80　　00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,120　　应用商店:苹果公司为应用程序设计的下载平台　　81　　00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,040　　还没人做过　　No one is doing　　82　　00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,630　　手写识别解微分方程的应用程序呢　　handwriting-recognition differential equation solving.　　83　　00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:22,970　　天呐　　你小声点　　Oh, dear Lord, shush.　　84　　00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,000　　为什么　　What?　　85　　00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,680　　你好不容易能有个好点子　　莱纳德　　You have so few good ideas, Leonard.　　86　　00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,970　　你打算就这么轻易地把它　　And you're just going to spill the beans　　87　　00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:31,340　　当着一个外人的面泄露出去吗　　in front of an outsider?　　88　　00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,380　　说谁呢　　我吗　　Who, me?　　89　　00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,520　　谢尔顿　　我不觉得佩妮　　Sheldon, I don't think Penny cares　　90　　00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,810　　多在乎这个基于手写识别技术的微分...　　about handwriting-recognition based differential...　　91　　00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:46,460　　夜晚的星星大而亮呀*　　*The stars at night are big and bright　　92　　00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,910　　深深地埋藏在德州的中央*　　*Deep in the heart of Texas　　93　　00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:51,530　　她不会来盗取我们的点子　　She's not going to steal our idea.　　94　　00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,100　　-什么点子　　-我们要写一个应用程序...　　- What idea? - We're gonna write an application...　　95　　00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,800　　草原的星空宽而高呀*　　*The prairie sky is wide and high　　96　　00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,840　　深深地埋藏在...*　　*Deep in the heart...　　97　　00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,440　　行了　　别唱了　　Okay, stop, stop!　　98　　00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,960　　德州的中央*　　*Of Texas　　99　　00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,890　　无论你们的秘密是什么　　Whatever your secret is,　　100　　00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:04,100　　我确信它必定无聊至极　　所以我不会有兴趣的　　I'm sure it's boring, so I'm not interested.　　101　　00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,300　　一点也不无聊啊　　It's not boring at all.　　102　　00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:07,610　　你想想　　在高阶数学中　　You see, in higher order mathematics,　　103　　00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:08,460　　一定会有　　there are certain sets　　104　　00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:10,440　　-联立方程组　　它们有时...　　-无聊　　- of equations that... - Bored.　　105　　00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,230　　满意了吗　　Satisfied?　　106　　00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:13,100　　恐怕很难　　Hardly.　　107　　00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:16,180　　试想一下这个不太可能却又非常真实的情节吧　　Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario.　　108　　00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:19,150　　一位年轻女子只身来到大都市　　A young woman alone in the big city.　　109　　00:04:19,150 --> 00:04:20,380　　她荒谬的演员梦想　　Her ridiculous dream　　110　　00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:23,230　　欺骗了她　　从而深深地打击了她　　of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.　　111　　00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:24,840　　拜托　　你停一下好吗　　Hey, wait a minute.　　112　　00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,550　　等等　　我们看看他的后续如何　　Well, hang on. Let's see where he's going.　　113　　00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:28,290　　然后现实打击了她　　Then it hits her.　　114　　00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,980　　她如何才能生存下去呢　　How is she going to survive?　　115　　00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:33,380　　因为她胸无大志且身无长物　　I mean, she has no prospects, no marketable skills.　　116　　00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:34,930　　直到有一天　　And then one day,　　117　　00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:37,210　　她遇到了一群天才们　　she meets a group of geniuses　　118　　00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,310　　以及天才们的朋友霍华德　　and their friend Howard.　　119　　00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:42,840　　我...　　Hey, I...　　120　　00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,780　　你也等等　　我们看看他的后续如何　　Hang on. Let's see where he's going.　　121　　00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:48,850　　她与这帮人交朋友　　然后伺机等候　　She befriends them, and then lies in wait　　122　　00:04:48,850 --> 00:04:51,250　　直到这帮人有了一个可销售的点子　　until they reveal a marketable idea,　　123　　00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,500　　于是她盗取了点子　　卖给了出价最高的人　　which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.　　124　　00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,640　　-这也太扯了　　-哦　　是吗　　- That is ridiculous. - Oh, is it?　　125　　00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,250　　那你倒是给我们个合理的解释　　Let's see you come up with an explanation　　126　　00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,870　　为何这个女人一直跟我们厮混在一起　　as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.　　127　　00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:05,830　　太棒了　　你们知道吗　　Oh, great. You know what?　　128　　00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,270　　我已经从你们这蹭到晚饭了　　I've already mooched dinner off you guys.　　129　　00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:08,910　　所以我不需要再听这个点子了　　I don't need to listen to this.　　130　　00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,430　　这就是你要的答案　　免费食物　　There's your answer-- free food.　　131　　00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,410　　好吧　　我已经自作主张　　All right, I've taken the liberty　　132　　00:05:14,410 --> 00:05:16,040　　起草了这些工作流程图　　of drafting these workflow charts　　133　　00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,140　　这里列出了我们形形色色的职务以及　　which outline our various duties and the path we will follow　　134　　00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:21,550　　开发这独创程序过程中需遵照的事项　　as we develop our ground-breaking new app.　　135　　00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:25,540　　为何我负责的是电话服务　　Hey, why am I in charge of phone support?　　136　　00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,040　　貌似有点种族主义　　Seems a bit racist.　　137　　00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,820　　一个操着印度口音的客服　　A customer service representative　　138　　00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:34,180　　能够给客人们留下一种　　with an Indian accent will create the impression　　139　　00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:37,880　　我们这是跨国公司　　使用海外客服中心的印象　　we're a vast enterprise that uses overseas call centers.　　140　　00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:38,990　　哦　　Oh.　　141　　00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,030　　很聪明　　Very clever.　　142　　00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:41,830　　但还是有种族色彩　　But still racist.　　143　　00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:45,210　　提醒下　　你叫史蒂夫来自威奇托[美国城市]　　Duly noted, Steve from Wichita.　　144　　00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,530　　为什么我被列为你的行政助理　　Why am I listed as your executive assistant?　　145　　00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:53,210　　因为"秘书"这个词已经变得不大光彩了　　Because the word "Secretary" has fallen into disrepute.　　146　　00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,860　　提醒下　　我妈妈的生日快到了　　FYI, my mother's birthday is coming up.　　147　　00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:58,380　　我需要你来帮我挑选个礼物　　I'm going to need you to pick up a present.　　148　　00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:01,130　　好吧　　我们需要暂时先停一下了　　Okay, we need to stop for a minute.　　149　　00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:03,180　　莱纳德　　拜托　　我们可以在休憩时再谈　　Leonard, please, we can talk during our break.　　150　　00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,450　　这个午夜马上就有事情要做了　　We have one coming up at midnight.　　151　　00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:06,330　　我们需要小吃　　We'll need snacks.　　152　　00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,220　　谢尔顿　　这个并不是你负责的　　Sheldon, you're not in charge.　　153　　00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,730　　这是我的点子　　我才是负责的　　It's my idea. I'm in charge.　　154　　00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:10,870　　当然是你负责啊　　Oh, of course you are.　　155　　00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,240　　快看看上面的组织机构吧　　Look at the organizational chart.　　156　　00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,290　　你被清楚地列为了奠基人　　You're clearly listed as founder.　　157　　00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:17,900　　是啊　　同时你被列为了首席执行官　　Well, yes, and you're listed as Chief Executive Officer,　　158　　00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:21,440　　首席财务官和首席运营官　　Chief Financial Officer and Chief Operating Officer.　　159　　00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,120　　你还少说了首席科技官　　You missed Chief Science Officer,　　160　　00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,530　　董事局主席以及秘密圣诞委员会首脑　　Chairman of the Board, and Head of the Secret Santa Committee.　　161　　00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,710　　好了　　Okay.　　162　　00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,820　　你现在就需要搞明白这件事　　You need to get clear on this right now.　　163　　00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:32,690　　我才是这个计划的决策人　　I am in charge of this project.　　164　　00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,850　　哦哦　　莱纳德想取代谢尔顿成为"书呆子"界的领袖喽　　Ooh. Leonard's going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...　　165　　00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,940　　好吧　　好吧　　我不打算跟你争执下去了　　All right. All right, I'm not going to argue with you.　　166　　00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,390　　谢尔顿·库珀如果不团队协作也一事无成　　Sheldon Cooper is nothing if not a team player.　　167　　00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:45,030　　霍夫斯塔德博士　　一切由你指挥　　Dr. Hofstadter, you have the conn.　　168　　00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,300　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　169　　00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,740　　我认为我们可以先从用户界面开始讨论　　I thought we might start by talking about the user interface.　　170　　00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,550　　哦天呐　　我们失败定了　　Oh, dear Lord, we're doomed.　　171　　00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,750　　那么这个按钮　　So this button here　　172　　00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,840　　能让你扫描一个新方程　　will allow you to scan a new equation,　　173　　00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,520　　而你按这边的按钮　　but over here, you can press this,　　174　　00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,310　　就能替换新的系数　　and just substitute new values for the coefficients.　　175　　00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,040　　不错哎　　头儿　　Good one, boss.　　176　　00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:10,990　　啥　　What?　　177　　00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:12,360　　这个图例　　This diagram.　　178　　00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,910　　你以为您是想讲个开场笑话　　I assume you were opening with a joke.　　179　　00:07:15,210 --> 00:07:18,430　　毫无疑问鼓舞了我这个小员工的团队精神　　It certainly buoyed up this employee's esprit de corps.　　180　　00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,160　　这不是玩笑　　就是这么设计　　It's not a joke. It's the real design.　　181　　00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:25,130　　这样的话　　能让我稍微修改27处　　In that case, may I offer 27 little tweaks　　182　　00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,430　　让这玩意儿看着不那么丢人吗　　to make it slightly less embarrassing?　　183　　00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:29,530　　谢尔顿　　我觉得这个能成　　Sheldon, I think this will work.　　184　　00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:31,190　　就按我说的做先　　Let's just try it my way.　　185　　00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,520　　不好意思　　Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.　　186　　00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,510　　我以为你希望你的属下　　I assumed that you wanted　　187　　00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:35,540　　能畅所欲言　　直言进谏　　candid truth-telling from your employees,　　188　　00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:38,110　　而我现在意识到　　你不过是喜欢　　but I realize now, you want the mindless nattering　　189　　00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:40,290　　盲目奉承　　沾沾自喜的应声虫　　of complacent yes-men.　　190　　00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,200　　说完了吗　　Are you done?　　191　　00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,810　　听你的　　头儿　　If you say so, boss.　　192　　00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,010　　好　　按下这个键　　So right now, this button-press event　　193　　00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,970　　就能调用一个虚拟程序...　　is just triggering a dummy procedure call...　　194　　00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,390　　应用程序叫这名儿怎样　　How about this for the app name?　　195　　00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,990　　出奇-好用-微分-方程-相关　　The Surprisingly Helpful Equation-Linked　　196　　00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:58,300　　优化-计算器　　Differential Optimized Numerator.　　197　　00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,920　　首字母连起来就是"谢尔顿"　　So it spells "Sheldon."　　198　　00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,080　　是吗　　Does it?　　199　　00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,140　　好巧啊　　A happy accident.　　200　　00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:10,060　　现在不急着起名　　霍华德　　来吧　　We're not doing names now. Howard?　　201　　00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,460　　我也说了　　现在只是个虚拟程序　　Like I was saying, right now it's just a dummy procedure,　　202　　00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,910　　但最终会进入...　　but eventually, it will drop us into...　　203　　00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,830　　好吧　　如果我们先不起名　　All right, fine. If we're not going to give it a name,　　204　　00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,630　　好歹起个秘密代号吧　　can we at least give it a secret code designation?　　205　　00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:20,350　　-不要　　-听我说完　　- No. - Hear me out.　　206　　00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:22,620　　原子弹计划的代号是曼哈顿计划　　The atomic bomb was The Manhattan Project.　　207　　00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:25,270　　Win95最早的代号是芝加哥计划　　Windows 95 was originally Project Chicago.　　208　　00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:29,740　　而咱的应用程序　　我低调建议就叫顿尔谢计划好了　　For our app, I would humbly suggest Project Nodlehs.　　209　　00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:33,250　　不过是"谢尔顿"倒过来而已　　That's just "Sheldon" Backwards.　　210　　00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,610　　又是个愉快的巧合啊　　Another happy accident.　　211　　00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:39,180　　我们现在不浪费时间起名字　　We're not wasting time with names right now.　　212　　00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:40,530　　我懂了　　I see.　　213　　00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,110　　能公开讨论下这个决议吗　　Is that decision open for discussion?　　214　　00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,450　　不　　No.　　215　　00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:46,580　　能公开讨论下为什么不公开讨论吗　　Is the decision to not discuss it open for discussion?　　216　　00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:47,890　　不　　No.　　217　　00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,410　　再说一遍　　Again,　　218　　00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:51,750　　现在这只是个虚拟程序　　right now it's just a dummy procedure,　　219　　00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,250　　但最终会进入...　　but eventually, it will drop us into...　　220　　00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,800　　我要对现在的领导人发起不信任投票　　I call for a vote of no confidence　　221　　00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,500　　并且要求立即更换领导人　　and an immediate change in leadership.　　222　　00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,610　　谢尔顿　　快住口　　Sheldon, stop it.　　223　　00:08:57,610 --> 00:09:00,240　　在人类活动过程中　　有必要缓解　　When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary　　224　　00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,070　　三位有能力的科学家的合作关系　　to dissolve the bonds that tie three competent scientists together...　　225　　00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:05,060　　-够了　　谢尔顿　　-好吧　　直接开始投票吧　　- That's enough, Sheldon. - All right, let's get right to the vote.　　226　　00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,700　　现在请所有反对莱纳德　　Show of hands-- all those opposed　　227　　00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,160　　和他的专制帝国的人　　举手　　to Leonard and his reign of tyranny.　　228　　00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:13,070　　够了　　你被炒了　　Okay, that's it, you're fired.　　229　　00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,110　　真的吗　　Really?　　230　　00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,100　　为什么　　Why?　　231　　00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:21,380　　因为你没法和人合作　　Because you're impossible to work with.　　232　　00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:22,820　　我明白了　　I see.　　233　　00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,200　　能公开讨论下吗　　And is that open for discussion?　　234　　00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,640　　你在做什么　　What are you doing?　　235　　00: 09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,710　　早上好　　大懒虫　　Oh. Good morning, shoemaker.　　236　　00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:40,190　　我想你会很高兴看到　　I think you'll be pleased　　237　　00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:42,890　　昨晚精灵们的辛勤劳动成果　　with what the elves were up to last night.　　238　　00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,490　　我不是炒了你么　　I fired you.　　239　　00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:47,480　　我知道　　我现在是个合同工　　Oh, I know. I'm now an independent contractor.　　240　　00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,080　　不　　你啥都不是　　No, you are now nothing.　　241　　00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,450　　你和这项目没有一毛钱关系了　　You have no connection to this project whatsoever.　　242　　00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:55,440　　但我做了改进　　But I made it better.　　243　　00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,390　　我不要你做改进　　我要按我自己的来　　I don't want it better. I want it my way.　　244　　00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,530　　这话真是意味深长　　是吧　　Well, that speaks volumes, doesn't it?　　245　　00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:05,570　　好吧　　我想我还是去穿公车裤吧　　All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.　　246　　00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,360　　公车裤是什么玩意　　What the hell are bus pants?　　247　　00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,870　　就是穿在普通裤子外面的裤子　　They are pants one wears over one's regular pants　　248　　00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,280　　因为你要坐在公车上　　when one sits on bus seats　　249　　00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,560　　别人坐过的椅子上　　that other people have previously sat on.　　250　　00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,920　　不过也许你是企业里　　But perhaps from your lofty heights　　251　　00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,050　　高高在上的领导　　恐怕不会理解　　atop the corporate ladder, you've lost touch　　252　　00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:21,750　　身为普通人的辛酸苦辣　　with the struggles of the common man.　　253　　00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,280　　听着　　我还是很乐意开车送你去上班　　Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work.　　254　　00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,740　　在这点上没有改变　　Nothing's changed in that regard.　　255　　00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:29,300　　我们还是室友　　还是朋友　　We're still roommates, we're still friends.　　256　　00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:32,200　　但你却把我　　你最好的朋友　　Except you identified me, your best friend,　　257　　00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,730　　当成一块坏死的肉　　as a gangrenous limb that needed to be severed　　258　　00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,130　　从组织上割下来再扔掉　　from the organism and tossed away.　　259　　00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:39,030　　你这有严重拿破仑情结的小个子　　The desperate act of a little man　　260　　00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,550　　还真是穷凶极恶　　with a big Napoleon complex.　　261　　00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,070　　老子告诉你　　You know what?　　262　　00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,090　　速度穿你的公交裤去吧　　Go put on your bus pants.　　263　　00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,490　　昨天晚上　　我做了个梦　　Mm. Last night, I had a dream　　264　　00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:56,430　　我们因为这应用程序发了大财　　we got so rich from the app,　　265　　00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:59,590　　我俩买了两幢相邻的别墅　　you and I bought matching side-by-side mansions.　　266　　00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:00,940　　但是...　　But...　　267　　00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:02,130　　中间有条秘密隧道　　there was a secret tunnel　　268　　00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:05,740　　从你的前庭连到我的后院　　connecting your front yard to my back yard.　　269　　00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,410　　你觉得这是啥意思　　What do you think that means?　　270　　00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,960　　意思是我们玩完手球后　　我在家洗澡　　It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home.　　271　　00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,100　　早上好　　霍华德好友　　Good morning, Friend Howard.　　272　　00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,370　　拉杰好友　　Friend Raj.　　273　　00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:26,270　　两位先生在喝饮料啊　　I see you gentlemen are enjoying beverages.　　274　　00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:30,090　　也许这些能让它们喝起来更美味　　Perhaps they would taste better out of these.　　275　　00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,530　　"世上最伟大的天文物理学家"　　"World's Greatest Astrophysicist"?　　276　　00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:35,340　　不用谢我　　你应得的　　Don't thank me. You earned it.　　277　　00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,250　　"霍华德·沃罗威茨"　　"Howard Wolowitz."　　278　　00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,900　　为啥不是"世上最伟大的工程师"　　Why not "World's Greatest Engineer"?　　279　　00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:44,750　　不好意思　　I'm sorry.　　280　　00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,620　　我在做标签的时候是这么打过　　I typed that into the label maker,　　281　　00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,870　　但实在按不下确认键　　but I just couldn't press enter.　　282　　00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:50,270　　现在谈正事吧　　Now down to business.　　283　　00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,040　　你们何不抛弃莱纳德　　What would it take for you to abandon Leonard　　284　　00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,100　　加入竞争对手　　我的公司　　and join me in a rival company?　　285　　00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,170　　要是这两个马克杯还不够　　Unless, of course, the mugs are sufficient,　　286　　00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:59,520　　不管怎样　　欢迎你们入伙　　in which case, welcome aboard.　　287　　00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,710　　我们不会抛弃莱纳德　　We're not quitting on Leonard.　　288　　00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:04,720　　我明白　　你们的忠诚值得赞扬　　I understand. Your loyalty is admirable.　　289　　00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:08,690　　但如果我再增加筹码呢　　But what if I were to up the ante?　　290　　00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,810　　你在说什么鬼　　What are you talking about?　　291　　00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,790　　字母组合钥匙链　　Monogrammed key chains　　292　　00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:15,060　　还配有内置激光　　with a built-in laser pointer.　　293　　00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,550　　还是不吗　　No?　　294　　00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,140　　那印有我们大学　　How about can cozies　　295　　00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:26,260　　吉祥物的保温罩呢　　emblazoned with our university mascot?　　296　　00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,320　　冲啊　　海狸　　Go, Beavers.　　297　　00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:33,650　　我马上回来　　I'll be back.　　298　　00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,600　　好　　我们试下这个　　Okay, let's try this one.　　299　　00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,960　　"球面汉克尔函数"　　"Spherical Hankel function."　　300　　00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,470　　稍等　　Hold on.　　301　　00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:44,800　　有了　　That's it!　　302　　00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,860　　中了　　Eureka!　　303　　00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,430　　喂　　我们不是说好"中了"的时候　　Hey, we agreed when it was "Eureka" Time,　　304　　00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,620　　要一起说的吗　　we were all gonna say it together.　　305　　00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,770　　好吧　　那再一起说一次好了　　Fine. Let's say it together.　　306　　00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,840　　不了　　这个时机已经过了　　No. The moment has passed.　　307　　00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,950　　你们好　　先生们　　Greetings, gentlemen.　　308　　00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,730　　你们的小项目咋样了　　How goes your little project?　　309　　00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:01,370　　你是指　　"莱沃帕里"计划吗　　You mean, "Project Lenwoloppali"?　　310　　00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,110　　是你们名字的组合啊　　Ah, a combination of all your names.　　311　　00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,320　　真聪明　　Very clever.　　312　　00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,650　　为啥不是"库萨纳德威茨"呢　　I assume "Koothranardowitz" Was taken?　　313　　00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,410　　我们在扫描方程　　效果还不错　　We're actually scanning equations and getting good results.　　314　　00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,910　　好吧　　你们继续努力吧　　Oh, well then, by all means, carry on.　　315　　00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,920　　我不想妨碍你们的进程　　I wouldn't want to impede your progress.　　316　　00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,370　　霍华德　　你解决了安装时间的问题了吗　　Howard, did you solve the install time problem yet?　　317　　00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,000　　没有　　这有点难应付　　No. It's a little tricky.　　318　　00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,280　　我准备查下图书馆的查询系统...　　I'm gonna try having it pick up the libraries dyn...　　319　　00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,410　　你在搞什么　　What are you doing?!　　320　　00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,030　　在演奏特雷门琴　　Playing the theremin.　　321　　00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:41,570　　不　　我是说　　你拿特雷门琴在搞什么　　No. I mean, what are you doing" type="audio/mpeg" />-->