00:02:34,310　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第十三集　　2　　00:00:01,810 --> 00:00:03,540　　你們準備點菜了嗎　　Hey. So you guys ready to order?　　3　　00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:06,530　　既然我們每個周二晚上6點都來　　Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00　　4　　00:00:06,530 --> 00:00:10,260　　點完全一樣的菜　　現在是6:08分了　　and order the same exact thing, and it's now 6:08　　5　　00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,690　　我想　　不言而喻的不僅是這個問題　　I believe your question not only answers itself　　6　　00:00:12,690 --> 00:00:16,150　　還有其他一些愚蠢的問題　　but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries　　7　　00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,340　　比如　　"誰把狗放出來了"　　as "Who let the dogs out?"　　8　　00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:20,340　　還有"他們過得如何"　　And, uh, "How are they hanging""　　9　　00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:22,920　　好吧　　Okay.　　10　　00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,250　　慣例　　謝爾頓的漢堡上加一口唾沫　　So, the usual, with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.　　11　　00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,260　　佩妮　　等等　　Penny, a moment?　　12　　00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,050　　這周末你有安排嗎　　Do you have plans this weekend?　　13　　00:00:30,050 --> 00:00:31,140　　天啊　　艾米　　很抱歉　　Oh, gee, Amy, I'm sorry　　14　　00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:32,660　　我這周末真的很忙　　I'm actually pretty busy this weekend.　　15　　00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:35,110　　可能要上今天點的菜　　Probably serving food that was ordered today.　　16　　00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,550　　真不幸　　我還想讓你當我的伴兒　　That's too bad. I was hoping you could be my plus-one　　17　　00:00:38,550 --> 00:00:40,460　　一起去多學科研究院　　at the Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies'　　18　　00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,750　　參加現行科學研究　　symposium on the impact of current scientific research　　19　　00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,390　　對社會交互的影響研討會　　on societal interactions.　　20　　00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:47,160　　什么　　The what?　　21　　00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:50,170　　是一個年度科學會議　　It's an annual science conference.　　22　　00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:51,490　　我們都被邀請發言　　We've all been invited to speak.　　23　　00:00:51,490 --> 00:00:55,070　　哦　　好吧　　正如我說的　　我有安排了　　Oh! Oh, okay, well, you know, like I said, I have plans, so...　　24　　00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:56,740　　真可惜　　因為你是我最好的朋友　　Shame. Since you're my best friend　　25　　00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:58,950　　我還以為這是個增加交流的機會呢　　I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity.　　26　　00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:01,700　　我是你最好的朋友嗎　　I'm your best friend?　　27　　00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,130　　你不看我的博客嗎　　Don't you read my blog?　　28　　00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:05,030　　別難過　　Oh, don't feel bad.　　29　　00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:07,550　　我從來不看萊納德的　　我以前還跟他睡過　　I never read Leonard's, and I used to sleep with him.　　30　　00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,670　　你認識其他會想去　　Do you know anybody else who would appreciate　　31　　00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:14,320　　費用全包的大蘇四星酒店　　an all-expense-paid spa weekend　　32　　00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,860　　spa周末游的人嗎　　at a four-star resort in Big Sur?　　33　　00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:18,150　　不　　我真的　　對不起　　免費什么　　對不起　　什么　　什么　　No, I really-- I'm sorry, free what? Sorry, what, what?　　34　　00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:20,930　　我想她周末突然沒事了　　I think her weekend just opened up.　　35　　00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:23,910　　等等　　等等　　我確認一下　　你們說的spa　　Wait, wait, just to be clear, when you guys say "Spa　　"　　36　　00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:26,800　　跟普通人說的spa是一樣的嗎　　does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?　　37　　00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,390　　差不多　　Pretty much.　　38　　00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:30,650　　除了我們穿著衣服蒸桑拿　　Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna.　　39　　00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:33,220　　你知道嗎　　盡管會很難　　You know, it is going to be difficult　　40　　00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:36,850　　但是我要取消我的安排　　為了我的好朋友　　but I'm going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my bestie.　　41　　00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:38,510　　請不要碰我的胸　　Please don't touch my breasts.　　42　　00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,000　　我　　我沒想　　I... I wasn't going to.　　43　　00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,470　　好吧　　我只是要確定一下界限　　All right. I just want to establish boundaries.　　44　　00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:46,200　　伙計們　　這太棒了　　我好久沒度假了　　Boy, this is great. I haven't had a vacation in ages.　　45　　00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,490　　想度假　　先工作　　In order to take a vacation, one first has to work.　　46　　00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,670　　知道嗎　　作為一個聰明人　　You know, for a smart guy　　47　　00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:54,050　　你竟然不明白一個原則　　you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept　　48　　00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:56,820　　"不要惹給你準備飯的人"　　"Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat."　　49　　00:01:58,450 --> 00:02:00,700　　這原則確實很對　　That does seem to be a valid principle.　　50　　00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,530　　我相信佩妮會遵守　　I trust Penny will adhere to　　51　　00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,600　　"加州酒店員工　　the "Official California Restaurant Workers'　　52　　00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,170　　道德和清潔莊嚴誓約"　　Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness."　　53　　00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,390　　我認為沒有這種東西　　I don't believe there's any such thing.　　54　　00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:12,380　　你騙我　　You lied to me?　　55　　00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:40,600　　早上好　　Good morning.　　56　　00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:42,790　　大家請注意　　If I could have everyone's attention, please?　　57　　00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:45,870　　我知道我們都想盡快開往大蘇　　I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur　　58　　00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:49,030　　所以如果我們集中精神　　我相信我們能　　so if we focus, I'm sure we can get through this orientation　　59　　00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,580　　在半小時之內完成介紹　　in under a half an hour.　　60　　00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,800　　就是些問答　　測試　　安全演習　　Then it's just Q&A, quiz, safety drills　　61　　00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,620　　拍張團體紀念照　　就能出發了　　pose for commemorative group photo and we're off.　　62　　00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,620　　別擔心　　測試時坐我旁邊　　Don't worry. Just sit next to me during the quiz　　63　　00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,550　　你可以抄我的　　and you can copy my answers.　　64　　00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,330　　拉杰　　Raj?　　65　　00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:04,540　　你在干嗎　　What are you doing?　　66　　00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:06,780　　那可不行　　I don't think so.　　67　　00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,090　　你的6盎司定額已經喝完了　　You've had your allotted six ounces.　　68　　00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,660　　第一個上廁所時間是在貝克斯菲爾德的　　The first bathroom break isn't until the Denny's　　69　　00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,710　　丹尼餐廳　　located near Bakersfield　　70　　00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:18,560　　距此大約2個半小時　　which is approximately two and half hours away.　　71　　00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,210　　記住　　同志們　　Remember, people　　72　　00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:22,600　　我們的強硬受制于最弱的膀胱　　we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.　　73　　00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:27,350　　沒人關心你的凱格爾練習　　Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.　　74　　00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:32,160　　好的　　我們有7個人　　2輛車　　All right. We have seven people, and two cars.　　75　　00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,290　　領航車　　由萊納德駕駛　　In the lead car, driven by Leonard　　76　　00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:38,790　　乘客是　　我　　will be... myself　　77　　00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,540　　艾米·費拉·福勒　　Amy Farrah Fowler　　78　　00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,070　　和佩妮　　and Penny.　　79　　00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:43,840　　耶　　Yes!　　80　　00:03:45,990 --> 00:03:48,830　　他把你安排在另一個車上　　我幫你升級了　　He had you in the other car, but I got you upgraded.　　81　　00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,890　　耶　　Yay!　　82　　00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,070　　她提出　　如果我們在前不著村后不著店的地方　　She made the case that if we break down　　83　　00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:56,050　　出故障　　你在內布拉斯加邊遠地區的　　in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills　　84　　00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:58,280　　生存技能和健壯的大手能增加我們　　and brawny hands will give us the best chance　　85　　00:03:58,290 --> 00:04:00,110　　在野外生存的機會　　to survive in the wild.　　86　　00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,850　　健壯　　Brawny?　　87　　00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:04,130　　比我的還大　　They're bigger than mine.　　88　　00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,170　　紅1號呼叫紅5號　　請回答　　Red Leader to Red Five, come in.　　89　　00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:13,730　　紅1號呼叫紅5號　　請回答　　Red Leader to Red Five, come in.　　90　　00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,500　　霍華德　　你保證過的　　Howard, you promised.　　91　　00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:21,210　　好吧　　紅5號呼叫紅1號　　Fine. Red Five to Red Leader.　　92　　00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,620　　你要干嗎　　What do you want now?　　93　　00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,940　　現在是11:15　　It's 11:15.　　94　　00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:27,370　　我要你每刻鐘的位置報告　　I'm requesting your quarter-hourly location update.　　95　　00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,300　　緊跟在你們后面呢　　Still right behind you.　　96　　00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:30,780　　收到　　紅5號　　Copy that, Red Five.　　97　　00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:33,890　　無線電聯絡就足夠了　　Radio contact is sufficient.　　98　　00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:36,000　　不需要伸你的中指　　No need to extend your middle finger.　　99　　00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,780　　艾米　　我在想　　So, Amy, I've been wondering　　100　　00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,780　　你和謝爾頓要共住一間房嗎　　are you and Sheldon going to be sharing a room?　　101　　00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:44,710　　不　　我們討論過了　　No, we discussed it.　　102　　00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,970　　一致認為　　我們不想因為太了解對方　　We decided we didn't want to jeopardize our relationship　　103　　00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:48,910　　而損害了我們的關系　　by getting to know each other too well.　　104　　00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,230　　確實　　沒有比熟知對方的如廁規律　　Indeed. Nothing sours a friendship more　　105　　00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:55,640　　更破壞友情的事了　　than over-familiarity with someone's toilet routine.　　106　　00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:57,930　　我深表贊同　　I can vouch for that.　　107　　00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,930　　-喂　　-不是說你　　說他　　- Hey. - Not you, him.　　108　　00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:01,530　　哦　　謝謝　　Oh. Thanks.　　109　　00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:03,740　　不過　　你的可真讓人開眼了　　Although yours was an eye-opener.　　110　　00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:07,960　　別擔心　　佩妮　　Don't worry, Penny.　　111　　00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,370　　你是我帶的伴兒　　你跟我住　　You're my plus-one. You'll bunk with me.　　112　　00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,030　　另外　　旅行會讓我便秘　　And FYI, travel makes me constipated　　113　　00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:15,220　　所以　　我是理想的酒店住宿室友　　so I'm the ideal hotel roommate.　　114　　00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,630　　好極了　　Terriffic.　　115　　00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:19,070　　還沒到嗎　　Are we there yet?　　116　　00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,770　　我希望我們能趕得上主題致辭　　I hope we get there in time to see the keynote address.　　117　　00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:27,040　　真的嗎　　你想看主題致辭　　Really? You want to see the keynote?　　118　　00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,830　　對　　聽起來很有意思　　Yeah, it sounds fun.　　119　　00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,090　　"超級細菌　　"Super bacteria:　　120　　00:05:30,090 --> 00:05:33,620　　末日啟示　　還是令人激動的研究機會"　　global apocalypse or exciting research opportunity?"　　121　　00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,190　　事實上　　我想得是　　我們直接去房間　　Actually, I was thinking we could go straight to the room　　122　　00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:39,370　　然后　　"休整"一下　　and... take a nap.　　123　　00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:40,970　　真的嗎　　Really?　　124　　00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:42,410　　不去看主題致辭了　　And miss the keynote?　　125　　00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:44,790　　回頭能在C-SPAN上看到的　　We can watch it later on C-SPAN.　　126　　00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:47,710　　而且　　我真的很期待　　你和我　　Besides, I was really looking forward to you and me...　　127　　00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:49,570　　一起在酒店里"休整"　　napping together in the hotel.　　128　　00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,440　　親愛的　　你那么困的話　　Honey, if you're that tired　　129　　00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,610　　就在車里先睡上一覺吧　　why don't you just take a nap here in the car?　　130　　00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,520　　不　　你看　　不是　　No, see, it's not...　　131　　00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,660　　等一下　　萊納德來電話　　Hang on. It's Leonard.　　132　　00:05:58,660 --> 00:05:59,580　　嗨　　萊納德　　Hi, Leonard.　　133　　00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:02,060　　嗨　　我剛收到拉杰的短信　　Yeah, hi. Listen, I just got a text from Raj.　　134　　00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:02,910　　他讓我告訴你　　He wanted me to tell you　　135　　00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:05,460　　霍華德說的"休整"　　是"做愛"的意思　　that when Howard says "Nap　　" He means "Sex."　　136　　00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:09,690　　謝謝你　　拉杰　　Thank you, Raj.　　137　　00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:15,960　　你是錒系元素的一種嗎　　Are you... an element in the actinoid series?　　138　　00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,900　　不是　　No.　　139　　00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,060　　艾米　　Amy?　　140　　00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:21,570　　你在自然界中是放射性的嗎　　Are you usually radioactive when found in nature?　　141　　00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:22,420　　不是　　No.　　142　　00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:23,850　　你是鑭系元素嗎　　Are you in the lanthanoid series?　　143　　00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,070　　艾米　　輪到佩妮了　　Amy, it's Penny's turn.　　144　　00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:28,830　　佩妮　　Penny?　　145　　00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,480　　呃　　我咋知道　　Uh, I don't know...　　146　　00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:32,770　　你是吃的嗎　　Are you food?　　147　　00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:37,350　　這就是你不對了　　That's not apropos.　　148　　00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:40,590　　不是說明白了嗎　　在元素周期表里[直譯:桌]　　We've already established I'm found in the periodic table.　　149　　00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:41,790　　好歹是張桌　　不是嗎　　Well, it's a table, right?　　150　　00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:43,700　　是桌子干嘛不能放吃的　　I mean, why can't there be food on it?　　151　　00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:47,570　　就知道她不配坐領頭車　　I knew she wasn't lead car materiel.　　152　　00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,180　　誰選你當了汽車旅行之王了　　Who elected you Road Trip God?　　153　　00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,700　　萊納德　　Leonard.　　154　　00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,900　　那是深夜投票　　It was a late-night vote.　　155　　00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,480　　大家都精疲力盡了　　We were all exhausted　　156　　00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,670　　他威脅我們不選他就不讓睡　　and he was threatening to filibuster.　　157　　00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:01,660　　也不是啥"汽車旅行之王"啦　　It's not technically "Road Trip God""　　158　　00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,590　　是旅途監督員　　it's Travel Supervisor.　　159　　00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:06,930　　盡管汽車旅行之王聽著更拉風一些　　Although Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.　　160　　00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:08,960　　我就不明白了　　你們怎么就　　I don't understand why you people　　161　　00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,420　　讓他這么欺負你們啊　　just let him bully you like this.　　162　　00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:11,800　　該有人奮起反抗　　Someone should stand up to him.　　163　　00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,080　　他能怎么著　　What's he going to do?　　164　　00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,210　　真不敢相信　　你們就眼看著他把我轟出來　　I can't believe you let him kick me out of the car.　　165　　00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:22,490　　我們敢怎樣啊　　他是旅程監督人　　What could we do? He's the Travel Supervisor.　　166　　00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:25,480　　別擔心　　佩妮　　反正這輛車更贊　　Don't worry, Penny. This is a better car anyway.　　167　　00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,630　　沒錯　　這是愛愛車喔　　Yeah. It's the Love Car.　　168　　00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,080　　還用問么　　Should I ask?　　169　　00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,650　　他們說我們太小還不懂得*　　*They say we're young and we don't know　　170　　00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:39,460　　長大后才能領悟*　　*We won't find out until we grow　　171　　00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:43,030　　我不知這正確與否*　　*Well, I don't know if all that's true　　172　　00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:47,150　　因為寶貝　　我們擁有彼此*　　*'Cause you got me, and, baby, I got you　　173　　00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,760　　寶貝*　　*Babe　　174　　00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,410　　我擁有你*　　*I got you, babe　　175　　00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,390　　紅一號　　我真的錯了　　Red Leader, I'm really sorry.　　176　　00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,330　　我擁有你　　寶貝*　　*I got you, babe.　　177　　00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:03,330　　我擁有你　　寶貝*　　*I got you, babe...　　178　　00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,920　　我想你了　　I missed you.　　179　　00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,300　　知道不　　我也無比想你　　You know what? I missed you, too.　　180　　00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:15,260　　伯納黛特　　Bernadette?　　181　　00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,730　　天吶　　格倫　　Oh, my God, Glenn!　　182　　00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,680　　見到你真高興　　Great to see you!　　183　　00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,110　　你是來參加研討會的嗎　　Are you here for the conference?　　184　　00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:22,900　　是啊　　我在全球暖化座談組　　Yeah, I'm doing a global warming panel.　　185　　00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,120　　真不錯　　Oh, good for you.　　186　　00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,480　　格倫　　這是霍華德　　我男朋友　　Uh, Glenn, this is my boyfriend Howard.　　187　　00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,540　　-很高興認識你　　-嗨　　- Nice to meet you. - Hi.　　188　　00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,360　　哎喲　　嗨　　Ow. Hi.　　189　　00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,740　　你很幸運嘛　　You're a lucky man.　　190　　00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,510　　妮妮是個好姑娘　　Bernie's a great gal.　　191　　00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,390　　是啊　　"妮妮"確實很好　　Yes. "Bernie" Sure is.　　192　　00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:39,770　　我先走一步　　座談會定在明早　　Well, I got to run. The panel's tomorrow morning.　　193　　00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,460　　主題是"憶雪: 回首往昔"　　It's called, "Remembering Snow: A Look Back."　　194　　00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:44,490　　我會盡量去的　　I'll try to catch it.　　195　　00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,190　　太好了　　Oh, great.　　196　　00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,260　　-拜拜　　-拜　　- Bye. - Bye.　　197　　00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,450　　那個...妮妮　　Hey... Bernie?　　198　　00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:54,490　　咋了　　Yeah?　　199　　00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,330　　拜托告訴我那是你同性戀的表親　　Please tell me he's your gay cousin.　　200　　00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,660　　不是啊　　他是我大學教授　　No. He was one of my professors in college.　　201　　00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,110　　這樣啊　　算是松了口氣　　Oh! That's a relief.　　202　　00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,250　　然后我們交往過一年　　Then we went out for a year.　　203　　00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:11,250　　來吧　　趕緊辦理入住　　就能去"休整"一下啦　　Come on, let's check in, so we can take that nap.　　204　　00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,940　　不　　不一定是成比例的...　　No, it's not necessarily proportional...　　205　　00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:17,920　　閉嘴　　Shut up!　　206　　00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:24,500　　那個綠包是庫珀博士的　　That green bag is Dr. Cooper's.　　207　　00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,690　　多給你五美刀　　拜托讓他多等會　　Here's an extra five. Make him wait.　　208　　00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,460　　直接進入"休整"了呀　　好吧　　Right to the nap, huh? Okay?　　209　　00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,940　　那個　　格倫那哥們　　Uh, so, this Glenn guy.　　210　　00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:40,500　　你說你們交往了一年吶　　You say you went out with him for, like, a year.　　211　　00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:43,070　　咱有必要這時候討論我的前男友嗎　　Do we really need to talk about my old boyfriend now?　　212　　00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:45,290　　不　　大概沒必要吧　　No. I guess not.　　213　　00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,010　　他多高啊　　1.93還是1.95　　What is he, like, six-four, six-five?　　214　　00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:50,910　　兩米啦　　Six-seven.　　215　　00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,270　　估計不好買衣服吧　　Probably has a hard time finding a suit that fits.　　216　　00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:58,360　　你有什么不爽嗎　　Is something bothering you?　　217　　00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,520　　-沒　　就是　　-就是什么　　- No. It's just... - What?　　218　　00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,380　　我就是想吧　　I'm just thinking.　　219　　00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,850　　如果你和那哥們兒上過床　　If you had sex with that guy　　220　　00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:05,270　　我是說　　我現在也不能變得　　I mean, there's nothing I can do here　　221　　00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:08,180　　更..."給力"一點　　that will make any kind of... impact.　　222　　00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,880　　霍華德　　這又不是什么比賽　　Howard, it's not a contest.　　223　　00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,510　　我愛你　　我想和你在一起　　I love you. I want to be with you.　　224　　00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:15,680　　那很好啊　　我也愛你　　但　　Yeah, great, love you, too, but...　　225　　00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:20,150　　如果是個比賽　　If it were a contest　　226　　00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:22,410　　我也沒機會贏啊　　對吧　　I wouldn't have a chance, right?　　227　　00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:24,260　　你不能這么想　　You can't think that way.　　228　　00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:25,040　　對　　Yep.　　229　　00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,090　　萎男　　Loser.　　230　　00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:30,560　　霍華德　　別這樣　　Howard, stop it.　　231　　00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,280　　對不起　　我就是沒想到　　Sorry. I just never figured that　　232　　00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,350　　我這種人跟你這種女孩交往　　a guy like me going out with a girl like you　　233　　00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,230　　還要跟他那種男人競爭　　would ever have to compete with a guy like that.　　234　　00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,850　　等等　　什么叫"我這種女孩"　　Wait a minute, "A girl like me"? What's that mean?　　235　　00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,060　　我...我那個　　I'm... I...　　236　　00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,690　　你是說我沒那么辣　　Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough　　237　　00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,320　　配不上格倫嗎　　to go out with a guy like Glenn?　　238　　00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,170　　不　　不是啊　　完全跟你那意思相反　　No! No, I'm saying exactly the opposite.　　239　　00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:57,150　　我太辣了　　格倫配不上我嗎　　I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?　　240　　00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,570　　對啊　　那就這意思吧　　Yeah, let's go with that.　　241　　00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,880　　還是沒貨　　Still nothing.　　242　　00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,840　　一小時后提醒我再試一次　　Remind me to try again in an hour.　　243　　00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:15,850　　包在我身上　　Will do.　　244　　00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,580　　那么　　So...　　245　　00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,570　　閨蜜談心　　girl talk?　　246　　00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,030　　好啊　　Um, sure.　　247　　00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,640　　你想聊啥　　What do you got in mind?　　248　　00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,870　　你同意弗洛依德的"陰莖嫉妒"理論嗎　　Do you subscribe to the Freudian theory of penis envy?　　249　　00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:34,180　　呃　　我還真沒想過　　Um, I never really thought about it.　　250　　00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:34,740　　怎么了　　Why?　　251　　00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,030　　有時候我覺得長一根挺不錯的　　Sometimes I think it might be nice to have one.　　252　　00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:38,590　　真的嗎　　Really?　　253　　00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,010　　不為嘿咻　　為了方便　　Not for sex, for convenience.　　254　　00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,360　　你不能否認　　比較而言　　You can't deny that, by comparison　　255　　00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,350　　我們的內部下水系統太難伺候了　　our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance.　　256　　00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:50,490　　我也沒怎么想過這個　　Again, I've never given it much thought.　　257　　00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,450　　現在有時間啊　　We have time now.　　258　　00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,460　　想想吧　　Think about it.　　259　　00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,110　　太好了　　Oh, good.　　260　　00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,240　　嗨　　Hey.　　261　　00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,270　　我今晚能住這嗎　　Can I stay here tonight?　　262　　00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:04,110　　好啊　　怎么了　　Yeah. Why, what happened?　　263　　00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,630　　霍華德是個超級無敵大混蛋　　Howard's a complete and total ass.　　264　　00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,040　　啊　　我懂的　　來吧　　Oh, yeah, that. Come on in.　　265　　00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,770　　謝啦　　我睡地板就好　　Thanks. I'll sleep on the floor.　　266　　00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,730　　不用的　　Not necessary.　　267　　00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,140　　我跟佩妮完全不介意睡一張床　　Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed.　　268　　00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:18,550　　不介意嗎　　We are?　　269　　00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,740　　當然了　　我們是閨蜜嘛　　Of course, we're best friends.　　270　　00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,900　　哦對了　　博客寫了　　Oh, right, right, the blog.　　271　　00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:24,920　　不過　　溫馨提示　　Word of warning, though.　　272　　00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,570　　我有夜驚傾向　　I'm prone to night terrors　　273　　00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,780　　所以如果我睜眼亂踢或尖叫　　別慌　　so when I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic.　　274　　00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,460　　把我按倒撫摸我的頭發　　就會沒事的　　Just pin me down and stroke my hair, and I'll be fine.　　275　　00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,760　　-嗨　　我今晚能住這嗎　　-噓噓噓　　- Hey, can I stay here tonight? - Shh-shh-shh.　　276　　00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,200　　謝爾頓睡著了　　Sheldon's asleep.　　277　　00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,070　　啥情況　　What's going on?　　278　　00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,050　　這個　　霍華德是個超級無敵大混蛋　　Well, Howard's a complete and total ass　　279　　00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:46,160　　所以伯納黛特占了我的床　　Bernadette's in my bed　　280　　00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,340　　不管我怎么摸艾米的頭發　　她都亂咬　　and no matter how much you stroke Amy's hair, she bites.　　281　　00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,480　　-啥　　-無所謂了　　- What? - Never mind.　　282　　00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,460　　我能住這兒不　　Can I stay here or not?　　283　　00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,720　　-當然能　　-太好了　　- Uh, sure. - All right.　　284　　00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,760　　你想怎么睡　　So, how do you want to do this?　　285　　00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,110　　反正打死我也不跟他睡　　Well, I'm not getting in bed with him.　　286　　00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,160　　沒錯　　就像是　　Yeah, it is a little like　　287　　00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,080　　爬進了德拉庫拉的棺材　　getting into Dracula's coffin.　　288　　00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,080　　著名吸血鬼電影角色　　289　　00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:12,100　　我們得充分利用這個情況　　We're just gonna have to make the best of this.　　290　　00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:15,410　　好吧　　你說"充分利用"的意思是　　Okay, when you say "make the best of it..."　　291　　00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:16,850　　-睡覺　　-好吧　　- Sleep.　　- Right.　　292　　00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,530　　我們就把中間這里叫做　　So we'll just call the middle here　　293　　00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,200　　"中立區"　　the Neutral Zone.　　294　　00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,450　　中什么　　The what?　　295　　00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,020　　《星際迷航》啊　　Star Trek.　　296　　00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,180　　中立區嘛　　You know, the Neutral Zone　　297　　00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,610　　就在聯邦和羅慕蘭帝國之間　　between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.　　298　　00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,840　　哦　　好吧　　Oh, okay.　　299　　00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,900　　就跟當年一樣　　Just like old times.　　300　　00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,200　　當然咯　　Of course　　301　　00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,300　　有時候聯邦和羅慕蘭帝國　　sometimes the Federation and the Romulans　　302　　00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,770　　會進入中立區　　would enter the Neutral Zone　　303　　00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:49,270　　進行臨時休戰談判　　to negotiate a temporary truce.　　304　　00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,990　　親愛的　　我就敞開天窗說亮話吧　　Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand:　　305　　00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:55,910　　休想碰我的下半身　　from the waist down, my shields are up.　　306　　00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:58,970　　懂了　　懂了　　Got it, got it.　　307　　00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,860　　知道嗎　　只用上半身　　We can do all kinds of stuff　　308　　00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,540　　我們也可以玩出很多花樣　　from the waist up, you know?　　309　　00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,580　　-睡覺　　-晚安　　- Go to sleep.　　- Good night.　　310　　00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:17,240　　請親口告訴我你倆沒在交媾　　Please tell me you're not having coitus.　　311　　00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,480　　我倆沒在交媾　　We are not having coitus.　　312　　00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,080　　你倆能保證今晚一直　　Can you guarantee that it won't happen　　313　　00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,570　　都不交媾嗎　　at any time during the night?　　314　　00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,620　　-能　　-不能　　- Yes.　　- No.　　315　　00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,610　　特納經典電影頻道即將播出　　Next on Turner Classic Movies　　316　　00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,110　　《BJ單身日記》　　Bridget Jones's Diary.　　317　　00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,870　　哦天吶　　我已經內牛滿面了　　Oh, my God, I'm crying already.　　318　　00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,120　　拉杰　　拉杰　　Raj? Raj?　　319　　00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:52,710　　拉杰　　Raj?　　320　　00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,030　　我今晚得睡在這兒　　I need to sleep here tonight.　　321　　00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,330　　為啥　　Why?　　322　　00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,090　　霍華德是個徹頭徹尾的大混蛋　　Howard is a complete and total ass　　323　　00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:04,450　　伯納黛特霸占了佩妮的床　　艾米總咬人　　Bernadette is in Penny's bed, Amy bites　　324　　00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,380　　佩妮和萊納德有可能會交媾　　and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.　　325　　00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,130　　好吧　　進來吧　　Okay. Come on in.　　326　　00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,550　　萊納德　　你睡著了嗎　　Leonard, are you asleep?　　327　　00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,670　　沒　　No.　　328　　00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,250　　真的很感謝你今晚收留我　　I really appreciate you letting me stay here tonight.　　329　　00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,570　　小意思　　沒什么　　Sure, no problem.　　330　　00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,440　　我知道這樣有點兒尷尬　　I know it's kinda weird.　　331　　00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,570　　米錯　　True dat.　　332　　00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,370　　"米錯"　　"True dat"?　　333　　00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,900　　自從咱倆分手以后我學會了更多流行語　　I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up.　　334　　00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,220　　好吧　　Right.　　335　　00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:38,010　　還生我氣嗎　　Still mad at me about that?　　336　　00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,220　　不了不了　　我很理解　　No. No, I understand.　　337　　00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,810　　我逼得太緊　　你想要些空間　　I got too intense, you had to back off.　　338　　00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,740　　謝謝" type="audio/mpeg" />-->