00:07:54,880　　几百万的捐款都在那些骚人墨客　　Millions of dollars being showered on poets,　　183　　00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,460　　身上打了水漂　　literary theorists and students of gender studies.　　184　　00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,360　　噢　　人文啊　　Oh, the humanities!　　185　　00:08:04,190 --> 00: 08:06,190　　往好处想　　我觉得希伯特校长再也不会　　On the bright side, I don't think President Siebert　　186　　00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:09,410　　让我们参加任何募捐活动了　　will be making us go to any more fund-raisers.　　187　　00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,350　　受戒仪式都没这么痛苦　　It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah.　　188　　00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:13,580　　那些老家伙也就捏捏你的小脸蛋　　The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek　　189　　00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,420　　就把储蓄债券给了你" type="audio/mpeg" />-->