00:02:17,100　　■　　3　　00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:21,110　　翻译：MADD　　Joanna　　YY　　4　　00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:21,110　　■　　5　　00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:25,110　　后期：孤帆　　时间轴：小e　　6　　00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:25,110　　■　　7　　00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:29,110　　校对：Vin　　总监：YY　　8　　00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:29,110　　■　　9　　00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,910　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第十七集　　10　　00:00:01,690 --> 00:00:05,090　　晚上好　　路易吉披萨[意大利语]　　Buona sera, Luigi's Pizza.　　11　　00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:06,440　　晚上好[意大利语]　　Buona sera.　　12　　00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,730　　这是意大利语的"晚上好"　　It means good evening in Italian.　　13　　00:00:09,470 --> 00:00:11,960　　我想说　　跟你解释这个问题　　May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question　　14　　00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,280　　让我对你们"餐厅"的正宗性产生了怀疑　　the authenticity of your ristorante?　　15　　00:00:15,930 --> 00:00:17,340　　我出去了　　Okay, I'm out of here.　　16　　00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:18,590　　稍等[意大利语]　　Un momento.　　17　　00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:20,370　　我的老天爷呀　　Oh, for heaven's sake.　　18　　00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:22,180　　现在你是真心在装傻了吧　　Now you're being deliberately stupid.　　19　　00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:24,510　　你去哪儿　　Where are you going?　　20　　00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:26,300　　我要去拉杰那儿跟普丽娅共进晚餐　　I'm having dinner with Priya at Raj's.　　21　　00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,250　　我觉得霍华德也会去　　你也来吗　　I think Howard's going to be there. You want to join us?　　22　　00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,600　　可今天是星期四啊　　But tonight's Thursday.　　23　　00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,600　　每个星期四大家都会过来　　On Thursdays, everybody comes over here　　24　　00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,690　　一起吃披萨　　and has pizza.　　25　　00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:34,620　　或者是看菜单挺正宗　　Or a reasonable facsimile　　26　　00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,750　　说是由某位叫路易吉做的　　prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi,　　27　　00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,280　　可电话里的声音却听着山寨得像成龙　　but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.　　28　　00:00:40,610 --> 00:00:43,180　　咱们今晚就不能破例一次吗　　Can't we make a one-time exception for tonight?　　29　　00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,230　　行啊　　We could.　　30　　00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,870　　咱今晚也可以不用字母"M"　　We could also stop using the letter "M,"　　31　　00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:50,020　　但我觉得这主意挺"呼导"[误导]挺"奥残"[脑残]的　　but I think that idea is isguided and oronic.　　32　　00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,710　　跟我一起去拉杰家吧　　Just come with me to Raj's.　　33　　00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:54,360　　我不想参加派对　　Well, I don't want to go to a party.　　34　　00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,230　　不是派对　　就是原来的一群　　It's not a party. It's the same group of people　　35　　00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,120　　在这里聚的人今天去那里聚　　who hang out here hanging out over there.　　36　　00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:02,080　　不好意思　　但是五个人一起吃饭聊天就是派对　　I'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.　　37　　00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,660　　那为啥在咱们这儿不算派对　　How come it's not a party when we do it here?　　38　　00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:06,410　　因为我们从来不办派对啊　　Because we don't throw parties.　　39　　00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:08,550　　我不知道该怎么跟你说了　　谢尔顿　　I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon.　　40　　00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:10,230　　我要去见普丽娅　　大家都去的　　I'm going to see Priya. Everyone's over there.　　41　　00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:11,020　　你来不来　　You coming or not?　　42　　00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:13,490　　当然不去　　知道为啥吗　　Well, no, sir, and do you know why?　　43　　00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,530　　一个词　　In a word:　　44　　00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:15,720　　传统　　tradition.　　45　　00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:18,810　　在过去这八年的每个周四晚上　　Every Thursday night for the last eight years,　　46　　00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:21,510　　你和我还有我们的朋友们聚在这里　　you and I and our friends have gathered here　　47　　00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:25,830　　就在这里切开覆盖着起司和酱料的面包[暗指披萨]　　in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce,　　48　　00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:27,680　　讨论当日话题　　discuss the issues of the day,　　49　　00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,960　　没错　　还有分享欢乐　　and yes, share a laugh or two.　　50　　00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,440　　但我猜这些宝贵的回忆对你来说一文不值　　But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you.　　51　　00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:35,500　　你说的没错　　I guess you're right.　　52　　00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,520　　-回见　　-等等　　- See you later. - Wait!　　53　　00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,560　　莱纳德　　等等　　Leonard! Wait!　　54　　00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,060　　那我晚上吃啥啊　　What am I going to do for dinner?　　55　　00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:42,080　　跟我一起去拉杰家吃饭啊　　Come with me to Raj's and eat there.　　56　　00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,560　　我可不干　　I can't do that.　　57　　00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,320　　万一他做了羊杂碎和黑香肠呢　　What if he serves haggis and blood pudding?　　58　　00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,510　　我对他会上这两道菜深表怀疑　　I really doubt that's what he'll serve.　　59　　00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,670　　万一他做了呢　　But what if he does?　　60　　00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:53,210　　我就不得不　　I'll be obliged to dine　　61　　00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:56,040　　吃包在羊肚里煮熟的肝和肺了　　on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep's stomach.　　62　　00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,660　　说实在的　　黑香肠差不多也是一样的　　And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing.　　63　　00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,590　　我不知道他为啥整这俩菜　　I don't know why he's serving both.　　64　　00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,900　　你到底想干啥　　What do you want to do?　　65　　00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:04,940　　是跟我一起去还是一个人待在家里　　You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone?　　66　　00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:07,110　　算了　　我还是去你的杂碎派对吧　　No, I'll go to your haggis party.　　67　　00:02:07,970 --> 00:02:08,610　　但我得跟你说　　But I'm telling you.　　68　　00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:12,080　　这太"轰狂"[疯狂]了　　绝对是太"轰狂"[疯狂]了　　This is adness. This is utter and complete adness.　　69　　00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,020　　天啊　　Oh, dear!　　70　　00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,380　　-咋了　　-拉杰的电视　　- What? - Raj's television.　　71　　00:02:41,380 --> 00:02:42,060　　我刚才意识到　　I just realized　　72　　00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,760　　我们整晚都得看着　　we're about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen　　73　　00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,010　　左上角还有一坨坏点的等离子电视　　with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner.　　74　　00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,110　　那就别看电视了呗　　So don't watch TV.　　75　　00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,190　　看书吧　　Read a book.　　76　　00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:52,540　　想显得不合群吗　　And be a social pariah?　　77　　00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,350　　你知道那不是哥的风格　　Oh, you know that's not my style.　　78　　00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,960　　你叹气是因为懊恼　　对吧　　The audible sigh is a show of exasperation, right?　　79　　00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,220　　对　　Right.　　80　　00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,740　　是因为我还是坏点　　Is it about me or the dead pixels?　　81　　00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,550　　嗨　　你俩来得正好　　Hey, you're just in time.　　82　　00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:10,650　　我们做了德墨风味的小菜　　We made Tex-Mex.　　83　　00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:11,650　　听起来不错哦　　Oh, sounds great.　　84　　00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,030　　印度佬做德墨菜啊　　Oh, Indians making Tex-Mex.　　85　　00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:15,980　　还不如吃中式披萨呢　　Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.　　86　　00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:19,000　　你来啦　　Hey, you.　　87　　00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,180　　嗨　　Hi.　　88　　00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,970　　对你来说肯定很有意思　　对吧　　That's got to be fun for you, huh?　　89　　00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:27,560　　看着霍夫斯塔德在你妹妹嘴里　　Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva　　90　　00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,300　　吮吸唾液　　out of your sister's mouth?　　91　　00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:32,510　　不好意思　　在今晚开始之前　　Excuse me. Before this evening goes any further,　　92　　00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:35,120　　我们得先定好谁坐在哪儿　　we need to decide where everyone is going to sit.　　93　　00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,960　　又没有人预定座位　　谢尔顿　　There is no assigned seats, Sheldon.　　94　　00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,820　　随便找个地儿坐呗　　别太拘束哈　　Just sit anywhere. Make yourself comfortable.　　95　　00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,720　　真有意思　　Oh, what fun.　　96　　00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,990　　我们就像是友爱集会里的嬉皮士　　We're like hippies at a love-in.　　97　　00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:46,450　　就坐这儿吧　　Just sit here.　　98　　00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:48,030　　马上　　哥们儿　　马上　　Right on, man. Right on.　　99　　00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,670　　看呐　　Oh, look.　　100　　00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:56,760　　这不是哈利波特和百分之九十八的魔法石吗　　it's Harry Potter and 98% of The Sorcerer's Stone.　　101　　00:03:58,060 --> 00:04:00,410　　好咯　　这里有玉米卷饼　　Okay, we've got fajitas　　102　　00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:02,930　　和各种配菜　　你们自便吧　　with all the fixins, so you make your own.　　103　　00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:04,060　　好极了　　Wonderful.　　104　　00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,220　　晚饭　　还得要自己动手的　　Dinner, some assembly required.　　105　　00:04:07,570 --> 00:04:09,660　　想来一杯玛格丽特吗　　谢尔顿　　Do you want a margarita, Sheldon?　　106　　00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:10,390　　玛格丽特　　A margarita?!　　107　　00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:12,320　　我们这是在哪儿啊　　出什么事儿了　　Where are we?! What is happening?!　　108　　00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,250　　嗨　　谢尔顿　　Oh. Hey, Sheldon.　　109　　00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,450　　想来点儿啥　　What can I get you?　　110　　00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,360　　水　　纯水　　Water. Neat.　　111　　00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,930　　再放一把小伞　　With a little umbrella.　　112　　00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,580　　你的朋友们在哪儿呢　　Where are all your friends?　　113　　00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:27,870　　可悲啊　　佩妮　　今晚　　我就是黑暗骑士[蝙蝠侠]　　Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight,　　114　　00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:30,570　　独自漫步在破旧的大街上　　roaming these mean streets alone.　　115　　00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,700　　一件斗篷风衣披肩　　A windbreaker for my cape,　　116　　00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:35,290　　帽檐下是冷峻的面庞　　and a stern expression for my cowl.　　117　　00:04:37,950 --> 00:04:39,250　　好吧　　Okay.　　118　　00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,790　　劳驾　　Excuse me?　　119　　00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:44,520　　难道现在不是应该有一位厌世的酒保　　Isn't this the point where the world-weary barkeep　　120　　00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,410　　心不在焉地一边擦柜台　　absentmindedly wipes down the bar　　121　　00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:49,650　　一遍抚慰客人心中的忧愁吗　　and coaxes the woes out of the troubled patron?　　122　　00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,530　　我只是要帮你拿那个该死的小伞　　不过好吧　　Well, I was getting your stupid umbrella, but all right.　　123　　00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,560　　有什么烦心事啊　　伙计　　What's troubling you, buddy?　　124　　00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,590　　我知道你是装出来的　　不过既然你问了　　I don't think your heart's in it, but since you asked...　　125　　00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:06,870　　显然　　因为莱纳德在和拉杰的妹妹约会　　Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj's sister,　　126　　00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:09,490　　我们都被迫去拉杰家里聚会　　we're all forced to hang out at his apartment.　　127　　00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:11,100　　哦　　真糟糕　　Oh, the horror.　　128　　00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,400　　没错　　Indeed.　　129　　00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,070　　而且啊　　拉杰在放雷鬼音乐[源自牙买加]　　Yeah, at one point, Raj put on reggae music,　　130　　00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:17,640　　他妹妹还把鞋给脱了　　and his sister took off her shoes.　　131　　00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,250　　简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期　　It was like the last days of Caligula.　　132　　00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,250　　卡里古拉大帝是古罗马帝国最荒淫残暴的皇帝　　133　　00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:26,270　　这个我得接　　Oh, I have to get this.　　134　　00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,350　　伞呢　　Umbrella?　　135　　00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,280　　真不知道她有啥好恼的　　Wonder what she's exasperated about.　　136　　00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,790　　嗨　　Hello?　　137　　00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,280　　谢尔顿　　你还好吧　　Sheldon, are you all right?　　138　　00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,590　　我们上次通话的时候　　你正准备　　When last we spoke, you were going to　　139　　00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:41,220　　打车离开拉杰家　　但是根据Facebook　　take a taxi home from Raj's, but according to Facebook,　　140　　00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,060　　你刚才进蛋糕工厂了　　you just checked in at the Cheesecake Factory.　　141　　00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,910　　对　　我之前是在打车来着　　Yes, I was in a taxi,　　142　　00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:47,010　　但是司机和他运营执照上的照片　　but the driver didn't look at all　　143　　00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:48,810　　长得一点都不像　　like the photograph on his license,　　144　　00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:50,800　　所以我就跳下车跑过来了　　so I leapt out and ran for it.　　145　　00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:53,090　　明智　　Wise.　　146　　00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:54,230　　给你　　There you go.　　147　　00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:57,070　　就像是加勒比海边的元气恢复酒一样　　Just like recovering alcoholics drink in the Caribbean.　　148　　00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,560　　嗨　　闺蜜　　Hi, bestie.　　149　　00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,010　　哦嗨　　艾米　　Oh. Hi, Amy.　　150　　00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:01,820　　最近还好吗　　How you been?　　151　　00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,140　　很好　　Fine.　　152　　00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:05,650　　从这个角度　　我能看到你的鼻孔　　From this angle, I can see up your nose.　　153　　00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,760　　是啊　　活在高科技时代挺好的　　对吧　　Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it?　　154　　00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,840　　没关系　　我的问题可以待会儿再说　　Don't worry. My problems can wait　　155　　00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,170　　你们两个女人接着八卦吧　　while you two hens finish your clucking.　　156　　00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:16,260　　听着　　谢尔顿　　莱纳德在和普丽娅约会　　Look, Sheldon, Leonard is dating Priya.　　157　　00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:17,460　　她住在拉杰那儿　　She is staying with Raj.　　158　　00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,590　　这就意味着你们以后很可能会经常去那儿　　That means you're all probably gonna be hanging out there more.　　159　　00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:23,160　　佩妮　　很抱歉把你也牵扯进来　　Penny, I'm sorry you got dragged into this.　　160　　00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,280　　我知道你伤心欲绝　　I know you're devastated　　161　　00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,430　　你的前男友找到了一位惊艳的新欢　　that your ex-boyfriend has found an exciting new lover　　162　　00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:28,740　　而且她的小麦色皮肤美丽无瑕　　with flawless, caramel-colored skin.　　163　　00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,450　　我对莱纳德和普丽娅的事儿没啥郁闷的　　Okay, I'm not upset about Leonard and Priya.　　164　　00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:35,120　　但你扇动的鼻翼可不是这个意思　　Your flaring nostrils indicate otherwise.　　165　　00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,630　　继续八吧八吧　　Cluck-cluck-cluck.　　166　　00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,550　　谢尔顿　　看着我　　Sheldon, look at me.　　167　　00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:41,740　　我觉得是时候　　I think it's time　　168　　00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:42,600　　面对这一现实了　　to face the fact　　169　　00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,860　　莱纳德就是你们这个小团体的中心　　that Leonard is the nucleus of your social group.　　170　　00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,860　　他去哪儿　　你们就去哪儿　　Where he goes, the group goes.　　171　　00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,170　　莱纳德是中心　　Leonard the nucleus?　　172　　00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:49,730　　这没道理啊　　That makes no sense.　　173　　00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:51,180　　我才是异想天开的精灵　　I'm the whimsical elf　　174　　00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,280　　让大家欢乐相聚　　that everyone looks to for a good time.　　175　　00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:56,620　　我不是说你很无聊　　I'm not saying that you're not fun.　　176　　00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:59,080　　你是我认识的最有趣的人　　You're the most fun person I know.　　177　　00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:03,290　　很多人觉得跟我一起很有趣　　A lot of people think I'm fun to be around.　　178　　00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,420　　别耍宝了　　闺蜜　　Don't be needy, bestie.　　179　　00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,190　　也许正是因此莱纳德离开了你　　That's probably part of what chased Leonard away.　　180　　00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:11,530　　我的意思是　　谢尔顿　　What I am saying, Sheldon,　　181　　00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,780　　你们那群人是以莱纳德为中心的　　is that your group is Leonard-centric.　　182　　00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,310　　要是个小镇　　就会是莱纳德镇　　If it were a town, it would be Leonardville.　　183　　00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,140　　要是个伊斯兰国家　　莱纳德斯坦　　If it were an Islamic nation, Leonardstan.　　184　　00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,200　　要是电影的诞生地　　If it were the birthplace of motion pictures,　　185　　00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,790　　大家都会唱着"莱纳坞精神万岁"　　we'd all be singing "Hooray for Leonardwood."　　186　　00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,240　　我想到一个　　Ooh, I got one.　　187　　00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,380　　如果你们是支乐队　　If you guys were a band,　　188　　00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,940　　就会是莱纳德和他朋友们　　you'd be called Leonard and the Leonards.　　189　　00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:32,830　　太耍宝了　　So needy.　　190　　00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:38,080　　你在做什么　　What you doing?　　191　　00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,210　　拿点小吃出来　　I'm setting out snacks.　　192　　00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,960　　今晚我们都要去拉杰家你知道的吧　　You do realize everyone's eating at Raj's again tonight.　　193　　00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:46,850　　《诺丝·罗茜》是一本少儿读物　　194　　00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:46,850　　这小吃又不是给你的　　诺丝·罗茜　　I didn't say the snacks were for you now, did I, Nosy Rosie?　　195　　00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,110　　有人要来吗　　You're having people over?　　196　　00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:56,020　　对　　你一定好奇死了谁会来　　Yes. Must be killing you wondering who.　　197　　00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,500　　好吧　　我告诉你　　Fine, I'll tell you.　　198　　00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,770　　是漫画书店的斯图尔特　　Stuart from the comic bookstore,　　199　　00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,540　　同事巴里·克瑞普克　　Barry Kripke from the university,　　200　　00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,300　　佩妮的前男友扎克　　Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack　　201　　00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,090　　演员勒瓦尔·布尔顿　　and TV's LeVar Burton.　　202　　00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:08,960　　真的吗　　Really?　　203　　00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,630　　勒瓦尔·布尔顿也要来吗　　LeVar Burton's coming here?　　204　　00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:12,640　　可能　　我在推特上联系他了　　Possibly. I Tweeted him.　　205　　00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,760　　好吧　　告诉他我喜欢他在《星际迷航》的表演　　Okay, well, tell him I loved him on Star Trek.　　206　　00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,200　　拜托　　莱纳德　　别想打扰我新朋友　　Please, Leonard, stop trying to horn in on my new friends.　　207　　00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,930　　当然　　晚安　　Of course. Good night.　　208　　00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,640　　-莱纳德　　-什么　　- Leonard. - Yeah?　　209　　00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,190　　之前你我共度了许多美好时光　　We had a good run, you and I.　　210　　00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,970　　好--吧　　Okay.　　211　　00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,960　　但变化本就是人生的一部分　　But change is a part of life.　　212　　00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,930　　当然是　　It certainly is.　　213　　00:08:37,930 --> 00:08:39,410　　好了　　Okay.　　214　　00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,710　　我有客人要来　　I have guests coming.　　215　　00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:44,210　　恐怕得请你赶紧走了　　I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.　　216　　00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:48,070　　我正要走了　　I am leaving.　　217　　00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,200　　别让离别变得更加不舍　　莱纳德　　Don't make this harder than it is, Leonard.　　218　　00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:52,380　　再见　　谢尔顿　　Good-bye, Sheldon.　　219　　00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:54,320　　你也再见　　先生　　And good-bye to you, sir.　　220　　00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:02,870　　他会回来的　　He'll be back.　　221　　00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,980　　我当然会回来　　我住这儿　　Of course I'll be back. I live here!　　222　　00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,450　　好吧　　看来　　Well, it would appear　　223　　00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:24,970　　勒瓦尔·布尔顿是不会来了　　LeVar Burton won't be joining us.　　224　　00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:26,820　　我们开始吧　　Let's get started.　　225　　00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:29,330　　开始先在屋里四处走走　　I thought we'd begin by going around the room,　　226　　00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:30,630　　介绍下自己　　introducing ourselves　　227　　00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:33,040　　稍微说下自己为何来这　　and saying a little bit about why we're here.　　228　　00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,350　　好了　　我是谢尔顿　　Okay. I'm Sheldon.　　229　　00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,640　　对于经常阅读　　Uh, for regular readers　　230　　00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,750　　《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说　　of The New England Journal of High Energy Physics,　　231　　00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,480　　我不需要介绍自己了　　I need no introduction.　　232　　00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,630　　如果你不熟悉那本刊物　　If you're not familiar with that publication,　　233　　00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,930　　礼品袋里有免费样书赠送　　there's a free copy in your goody bag.　　234　　00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,140　　斯图尔特　　Stuart?　　235　　00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:53,680　　大家好　　我是斯图尔特　　Um... Hi. I'm Stuart.　　236　　00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,560　　我开了家漫画书店　　I run a comic bookstore,　　237　　00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,760　　因经济原因　　我最近还住在店里　　which for financial reasons, I'm currently living in.　　238　　00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:04,680　　我今晚到这最希望的是能洗个热水澡　　I guess what I'm hoping for most out of tonight is a hot shower.　　239　　00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,730　　很好　　斯图尔特　　It's very nice, Stuart.　　240　　00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,750　　扎克　　Zack?　　241　　00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,930　　我是扎克　　我呃...　　I'm Zack, and I'm, uh...　　242　　00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,500　　这...　　uh...　　243　　00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,890　　我等下再说行吗　　Could you come back to me?　　244　　00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,840　　当然　　Of course.　　245　　00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:20,740　　巴里　　Barry?　　246　　00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:21,840　　我是巴里·克瑞普克　　我来这里　　I'm Barry Kwipke, and I'm here　　247　　00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,180　　是因为你说今晚会有"凑奖"　　because you told me there was going to be a whaffle.　　248　　00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:28,040　　凑奖什么时候开始　　When is the whaffle?　　249　　00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,620　　淡定　　淡定　　巴里　　Patience, patience, Barry.　　250　　00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,520　　凑奖...　　The whaffle...　　251　　00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:34,070　　抽奖是持续整晚　　The raffle is the grand finale　　252　　00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:37,780　　玩乐放荡的压轴大戏　　to an evening-long festival of fun and folly.　　253　　00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:40,350　　-还有个问题　　-对　　你一定会抽得到　　- One more question... - Yes, you must be present to win.　　254　　00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:42,990　　好了　　我准备好了　　Okay, I'm ready.　　255　　00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,850　　我是扎克　　我呃...　　I'm Zach, and I'm, uh...　　256　　00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,860　　讨厌　　为什么这么难　　Oh, crap, why is this so hard?　　257　　00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,500　　嗨　　Oh, hey.　　258　　00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,270　　-嗨　　-好啊　　宅女　　- Hi. - Yo, P-dog.　　259　　00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,250　　有事吗　　What's up?　　260　　00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,800　　我们来绑架你出去过女生之夜　　We're here to kidnap you for a girls' night out.　　261　　00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,560　　说明一下　　所谓"绑架"是开玩笑的　　Parenthetical: the term "Kidnap" is being used playfully.　　262　　00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,540　　我知道的　　I kind of figured that.　　263　　00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,190　　很好　　那就把这枕头套套上去　　Good. Now put this pillowcase over your head.　　264　　00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,320　　不要　　No.　　265　　00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,340　　她以前比这有趣多了　　She used to be much more fun,　　266　　00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,290　　直到莱纳德狠狠伤了她的心　　until Leonard punched her in the heart.　　267　　00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,210　　我们认为你应该想出去　　We just thought you might want to go out　　268　　00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,620　　好好玩一下　　或者去跳跳舞　　and have a good time, maybe go dancing.　　269　　00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:23,260　　天　　谢谢　　可我现在没心情　　Oh. Gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood.　　270　　00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,040　　你要知道　　沉醉到其他各种　　You do understand that it will distract you　　271　　00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,300　　甜蜜可爱事情上　　能让你不去注意　　from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving　　272　　00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,120　　你的前男友　　that your ex-boyfriend　　273　　00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,160　　正得到孟买火热宝贝的青睐　　is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.　　274　　00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,790　　好吧　　Okay, look,　　275　　00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,120　　我要是同意跟你们出去玩　　if I agree to go out with you guys,　　276　　00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,630　　你们要保证不拿莱纳德和普丽娅的事烦我　　will you promise to stop pestering me about Leonard and Priya?　　277　　00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:39,940　　-好的　　-当然　　- Yes. - Sure.　　278　　00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,780　　好吧　　我去换衣服　　进来吧　　All right. I'll go change. Come on in.　　279　　00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,850　　你要是让我带了哥罗芳[迷药]　　If you'd have let me bring the chloroform,　　280　　00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:46,120　　我们就不必说刚才那么多废话了　　we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber.　　281　　00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,440　　总之　　我们滑雪滑累了之后　　Anyway, after we get done snowboarding,　　282　　00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,660　　我就回旅馆　　泡极可意按摩浴缸了　　I go back to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi.　　283　　00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,970　　周围没有人　　所以我自然就让蛋蛋出来呼吸了　　There's no one around, so naturally, I'm free-balling it.　　284　　00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,400　　然后　　Next thing I know,　　285　　00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,810　　有位美女突然出现　　this beautiful chick shows up,　　286　　00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:03,140　　喝得醉醺醺地　　想跟我共浴　　drunk out of her skull, wants to get in with me.　　287　　00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,160　　提问　　Question.　　288　　00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,250　　那是极可意浴缸还是热水浴缸　　Was it a Jacuzzi or a hot tub?　　289　　00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,150　　你坑爹呢?　　就想问这个?!　　Really? That's your question?　　290　　00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,160　　有什么区别　　What's the difference?　　291　　00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,070　　极可意浴缸是种商业品牌　　"Jacuzzi" is a commercial brand.　　292　　00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:16,030　　热水浴缸是通用术语　　"Hot tub" is the generic term.　　293　　00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,100　　就是说　　所有极可意都是热水浴缸　　I.E., all Jacuzzis are hot tubs,　　294　　00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,970　　但并非所有热水浴缸都是极可意　　but not all hot tubs are Jacuzzis.　　295　　00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,550　　是不是就像所有拇指都是手指　　Is that like all thumbs are fingers,　　296　　00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:26,000　　但并非所有手指都是拇指　　but not all fingers are thumbs?　　297　　00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,700　　没想到啊　　是的　　Surprisingly, yes.　　298　　00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,780　　很好　　Nice.　　299　　00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,670　　那脚趾到底是什么　　Now, what exactly are toes?　　300　　00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,150　　能否跳回去继续说那醉妞　　Can you please get back to the drunk girl?　　301　　00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,530　　我洗澡的时候需要点想象的灵感啊　　I'd like something to think about in the shower.　　302　　00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,120　　对了　　Oh, yeah.　　303　　00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,220　　总之　　她也脱光光了　　Right. Anyway, she takes off all of her clothes,　　304　　00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,640　　爬进了热水浴缸　　我首先注意到的是...　　climbs into the hot tub, and the first thing I notice...　　305　　00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,660　　水面上升了　　The water level rose.　　306　　00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:51,290　　不是　　No.　　307　　00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,220　　水位当然要上升　　Of course it did.　　308　　00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,950　　据说阿基米德　　It's said that Archimedes,　　309　　00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:55, 530　　古希腊数学家　　the ancient Greek mathematician,　　310　　00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:59,540　　就是泡澡时发现了浮力定律　　discovered the principle of displacement while taking a bath.　　311　　00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,580　　太棒了　　继续说　　扎克　　Terrific. Go ahead, Zack.　　312　　00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,950　　光光的醉妞　　光光的蛋蛋　　继续　　Naked drunk girl, free-balling, continue.　　313　　00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,090　　抱歉　　但我觉得你们会发现　　Forgive me, but I think you'll find　　314　　00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:08,000　　我的故事更有趣　　my story is more interesting.　　315　　00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,450　　你的故事里也有沾露娇乳吗　　Does yours have wet breasts in it?　　316　　00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,570　　比这更好　　Better.　　317　　00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,140　　里面有个金冠　　It has a gold crown.　　318　　00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,960　　国王想知道金冠中有多少黄金　　You see, the king wondered how much gold was in it　　319　　00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,520　　让阿基米德想个办法测出来　　and charged Archimedes with coming up with the solution.　　320　　00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,690　　因为金冠形状不规则　　Because the crown was irregularly shaped,　　321　　00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,960　　无法用数学计算出体积　　there was no way to mathematically determine its volume.　　322　　00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,860　　但在泡澡时　　阿基米德突然想到　　But, while bathing, Archimedes realized　　323　　00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,530　　可以把金冠浸入水中　　he could immerse the crown　　324　　00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,590　　量出水面上升的数值以计算体积　　and measure the amount the water rose.　　325　　00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,440　　长话短说　　我上了她　　So, long story short, I nailed her.　　326　　00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,340　　想出来后　　他高叫着"我找到了"[希腊语]　　When he finished, he shouted "Eureka!"　　327　　00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,540　　不　　我总是叫"天哪"　　No, I always shout, "Holy moly!"　　328　　00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,110　　不知道为什么　　反正就这么叫　　Don't know why. Just do.　　329　　00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,090　　好吧　　All right,　　330　　00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:55,890　　今晚的"让我们了解你"部分到此为止　　that concludes the "Getting to know you" Portion of the evening.　　331　　00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,790　　谁想来玩些复古游戏　　Who's ready to play some vint" type="audio/mpeg" />-->