A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.-- Joseph AddisonI married beneath me. All women do.-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributedThe trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.-- CherWomen: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television showHeav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.-- William CongreveAny intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.-- Isadora DuncanAll women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short storyThere is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.-- GiraudouxThe society of women is the element of good manners.-- Johann Wolfgang von GoetheJake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.-- Jonathan S. HaasThe promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.-- Joseph Heller, God KnowsWoman was God's second mistake.-- Friedrich NietzscheIf women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.-- Aristotle OnassisWomen are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.-- Eleanor RooseveltI hate women because they always know where things are.-- James ThurberI myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.-- Rebecca West, 1913I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.-- Virginia Woolf