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　　Joke 1：

　　A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.“What was that for？” the man asked.

　　The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it I found in your pocket”. The man then said “When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.” The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man was watching TV when his wife hit him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re­gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied，“Your horse phoned.”

　　Joke 2：

　　“Do you believe in life after death？” the boss asked one of his employees.

　　“Yes, sir，” the new employee replied.

　　“Well, then, that makes everything just fine，” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you！”

　　Joke 3：

　　“Oh, I am happy to see you，” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. “Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that？” she asked.

　　“I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit，” the little boy answered.

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