M: Thank you for your invitation, but I think I’d better stick to my regular hotel.
W: Sir, we are having a special offer for guests for our 35th anniversary.
M: My regular hotel, too, has come up with an attractive package for guests.
W: Well, we are offering a 35% discount on our room rates.
M: My regular hotel is offering a 40% discount on rooms.
W: Our 35% discount is for the VIP suite.
M: I see. Well, I don’t intend to stay in a VIP suite.
W: Sir, you will also have an opportunity to win an air ticket to Mauritius plus a week’s stay there…
M: I see, but I just returned from Mauritius three days ago.
W: Very well, sir. I hope you will consider our offer again. If you need further details about our attractive package, please give us a call. Here’s my number, sir…
M: I don’t need your number. Why don’t you save it for someone else?
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A man walks into a bar through the front door. He is obviously drunk. After seating himself at a table, he asks the waiter for a drink. The waiter politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he will not be served. The drunken man is surprised and angry, and then he stands up and walks out of the front door slowly. Five minutes later, the drunken man walks inside the same bar from the side door and asks for a drink again. Then the waiter comes over and, still politely, but more firmly, refuses to serve him. The waiter asks whether he should call a taxi for him. The drunken man looks at the waiter for a moment with great surprise, and backs himself out of the side door, all the while complaining and shaking his head. Three minutes later, the same drunken man bursts in through the back door of the bar. He bends over a table and orders a drink in a low voice. The waiter comes over and reminds the man that he is clearly too drunk to be served and tells him that he intends to call the police immediately. The surprised drunken man looks at the waiter and cries out, “Man! How many bars do you work at?”
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