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最怪诞的10本指南书籍[1]

众所周知有关指南、DIY、傻瓜教程还有文学作品等书籍，其中很多还是很有用的。随着审查制度不再那么严格以及言论自由之风的吹起，人人都可以出版任何他们想出版的书籍。不管您将此事看作是好是坏，人们确实可以接触到很多奇奇怪怪的书。

本期就让我们为您盘点史上最怪诞的10本指南，虽然您或许会觉得它们匪夷所思、、令人忍俊不禁，或哗众取宠令人难以接受，但这些书都是真实存在，且能在市面上买到的。

10. How to Steal a Dog

《怎样偷狗》

Stealing dogs has never been so good! If you're a cheapo who is looking to steal away man's best friend, choose this how-to. Maybe you want a free dog, steal one! Though stealing a dog will probably get you put into prison. If you're that lonely and that in need of someone, or something to talk to, just take a dog, the original owner will understand!

偷狗可不是好事！如果你是个吝啬鬼，打算偷走人类最好的朋友，请选择这本指南。也许你想要一只免费的狗狗，那就偷一只去吧！虽然偷狗很可能让你遭受牢狱之灾。如果你孤独地要死，极度需要某人或某物来谈谈心，那就偷条狗吧亲！前主人会理解的！

9. How to Make a Dirty Movie

《怎样拍黄片》

Oh honey don't worry, I'm just reading about how to make a dirty movie...What?! Wouldn't it be more precise to watch how to make a dirty movie? If you don't know how to make a dirty movie, that might tell you something, or a few things. But let's not go there. I guess some people just aren't romantic or errr...that perverted? Whichever you think fits best.