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最怪诞的10本指南书籍[1]

哦亲爱的别担心，我只不过是在读拍黄片指南……啥？！它会不会精确到要你观看怎样拍黄片？如果你不晓得怎样拍黄片，这本书会教你一点儿的，或者不少……不过我们还是别谈得太深入了吧，我想有些人应该没这么浪漫或者……呃……这么变态？你怎么想都行。

8. How to be a Pope

《如何当好教皇》

I hope that this book was written by an ex-Pope, but it probably wasn't, seeing as how writing about how to be a pope is probably a sin in one way or another. Anyone who is reading about how to be a pope, shouldn't be a pope in the first place. Those who are destined to live in the Vatican generally know what their duties will be as a pope while they are archbishop or something.

我希望这本书是前教皇写的，不过极可能不是。怎样写如何当好一个教皇某种程度很可能视为是一种罪行。读这本书的人肯定压根不会是教皇。而这些注定生活在梵蒂冈的人早在他是主教或其他啥职位的时候一般就都知道作为教皇的职责是什么了。

7. How to Break the Cycle of Life and Death

《怎样打破生死循环》

Now...maybe I'm not religious enough, or maybe I think too much, something, but who in their right mind believes that they can actually live forever? There isn't a cycle to break. Life has a beginning, and an end. Maybe an afterlife, no one is too sure, but a book about how to be immortal? Interesting, to say the least.