要是有人有足够的时间和金钱来投资建设他自己的国家，我可真想见见他。不过我更想见的是怀着怎样建立王国这种念头闲的蛋疼有空坐下来写书的人。首先，国家不是仅由一个人“创造”的，其次，总要有空地，唯一能创建的部分，就只有国家的名字而已。

4. How to Pee Standing Up

《怎样站着小便》

Apparently, being a girl and being able to pee while standing up is "hip." I didn't know women were looking to be more like men. I thought that whole individualism thing was still alive and well today. Would feminists frown or be happy about this book? Peeing standing up gives us one more privilege a man has!

显然，作为一个女生并且能够在站立时小便是“很时尚的”。我倒是不知道女人想要变得更像男人。我想一定是如今个人主义精神健在并且蓬勃发展。女权主义者对对此书皱眉还是开心呢？站着小便又给了我们一项男人的特权！

3. How to Speak Cat

《怎样和喵星人谈话》

Speaking cat isn't hard, mainly because cats generally don't listen. Who'd invest their time trying to understand an animal that isn't even seen most of the time? If you wanted to understand all of the different mews and sounds that come from your cat's mouth, this is the book for you.

和猫谈话不难，主要是因为猫咪们根本没在听你的。谁会把时间投入到试图理解一种一天到晚见不着几回的动物身上？如果你想理解你家猫咪所有不同的喵喵声和其他叫声，此书正合适。

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