顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗?顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!“什么?服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。第一个顾客:我要茶第二个顾客:我也是茶--杯子要干净的!服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.