lazy……

L:But……

英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）

JM:Never interrupt me!

L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all

day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken

and……

JM:But all those you have done are not as valua bleasagr and son!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goand ask your

son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

L:Mum,I’m back!

LM:You are back?Why?What happened?

L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you in sistedon

marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen

to me.Look at yourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Never interrup tme!

L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And

I’ll marry whom ever you want me to

LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I` m the mayor`s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter

Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go

and tell him.(下)

L(惊愕):What?The mayor`s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅

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