在人间——朋友
On earth friends
“大姐呀,不许动!要钱还是要命?”我头扎毛巾,身披浴巾,肩挎***,手持“AK-47”**“挟持”着老妈。哪知道我老妈要钱不要命,宁可往我的枪口上顶,也不愿掏出一分钱来!我哪下得了手呀,只好败下阵来,郁闷!一日,我将留了多日的头发抹上点啫喱、发胶什么的,来一个爆炸头。在老妈面前,眯着小眼睛满屋子哼着“菊花残,满地伤-----”自我感觉很“周杰伦”呀!可我老妈冷眼瞧了半天,赏了我一拳,扔了一句:“小兄弟,你走错了门吧,这儿不是周府,我可不是周杰伦的妈!”我不禁喷饭!唉,唉,唉,老妈——我可爱的朋友,和你在一起,真是快乐无比!
"Elder sister, don't move! Money or life? " I put a towel on my head, a bath towel on my shoulder, and an AK-47 in my hand. I don't know if my mother wants money but not life. She would rather go to the top of my gun than give out a cent! I have no choice but to lose the battle, depressed! One day, I will leave my hair for many days and put some gel, hair gel or something on it. I will have an explosive head. In front of my mother, I narrowed my little eyes and hummed "chrysanthemum stump, injury everywhere..." I felt very "Jay Chou"! But my mother looked at me coldly for a long time, gave me a fist, and threw a sentence: "little brother, you go to the wrong door, this is not Zhou Fu, I am not Jay Chou's mother!" I can't help spraying rice! Ah, ah, ah, Mom - my lovely friend, I am so happy with you!
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