9年江苏高考零分作文《品味时尚》_高中英语作文

9年江苏高考零分作文《品味时尚》

我本是一个有文化有素质有修养的非著名三好学生，尊师重教一直在我身上得到充分发扬，这次我忍不住了，我想问候老师您一下，当然只是问候您一个人，不包括呕心沥血教育我们的老师。亲爱的出题老师：

I am a non famous three good students with culture, quality and cultivation. Respecting teachers and emphasizing teaching have been fully developed in me. This time, I can't help it. I want to greet you, of course, just to greet you, not including the dedicated education of our teachers. Dear teacher:

我不知道“三点一线”的高中生活能有多少时间去品味时尚。我想大概也许出这个题目的我们尊敬的老师你的脑袋让门挤了？让驴踢了？进水了？结冰了？短路了？——不管怎样，肯定是脑残了。莫非脑残也成为了一种时尚？

I don't know how much time can I have to taste fashion in high school. I think maybe our respected teacher with this topic has your head jammed? Let the donkey kick? Water? Is it frozen? Short circuit? ——Anyway, it must be brain damage. Is brain damage a fashion?

政治课上邓爷爷一直对我们说要“实事求是”。尊敬的出题老师，我实事求是的对你说：你的题目让我很纠结，纠结！纠结到蛋疼！蛋疼你明白吗？这也是一种时尚。

Grandpa Deng always told us to be "realistic" in politics class. Respected teacher, I said to you: your topic makes me very tangled, tangled! Tangle to egg pain! Do you understand that egg hurts? It's also a fashion.