场景三:王五入考场发现电子屏蔽设备齐全,心头一顿漆黑。怎么办?生存还是毁灭,问题很大。果不其然,数道大题不会。依锦囊之计行使,摸出手机:长江长江,电子屏蔽厉害,能收到请回话!再三重试,终于发送成功。瞬,叮叮当当一阵欢快的声音,屏幕上显出赫然两个大字:我能!!!
Scene 3: when Wang Wu entered the examination room, he found that the electronic shielding equipment was complete and his heart was completely dark. What should I do? It's a big question whether to survive or not. Sure enough, several big questions won't. According to the plan of Jinbao, touch the mobile phone: Yangtze River and Yangtze River, electronic shielding is powerful, please reply if you can receive it! Try again and again, and finally send successfully. In an instant, a happy sound of tinkling, two big words on the screen: I can!!!
场景四:某书记与房产商正胡吃海喝,称兄道弟,须臾,小蜜耳边暗语:死鬼,政府大楼前又有人自焚了,这个星期都7个了。问:还是因为拆迁?答:可不是。问:可之奈何?答:内事不决问小蜜,外事不决专家啊!答:甚好。叮叮当当拨给狗头专家。狗头听吧,答之曰:不就个自焚嘛,你看能不能推到李大师头上?书记拍着大肚子,大呼:我能!!!!
Scene 4: a secretary and a real estate agent are eating and drinking in the sea. They call each other brother. In a moment, Xiaomi whispers in her ear, "dead man, someone has burned himself in front of the government building again. It's seven this week.". Q: or because of demolition? A: not really. What can I do? A: never ask Xiaomi for internal affairs, or experts for external affairs! A: very good. Tinkle to the dog head specialist. Listen to the dog's head, and the answer is: don't burn yourself. Do you think you can push it on Master Li's head? Secretary claps big belly, shout: I can!!!!
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