面对才华满腹却升学有难的女儿,我心急如焚——怎能让“见解独到”的女儿符合那该死的“规则”呢?这规则又是什么呢?
In the face of my talented daughter who has difficulty in going to school, I am in a state of anxiety - how can I make the daughter with "unique views" conform to the damn "rules"? What is the rule?
这时,我看到了“巨规则”公司出的“速效规则冲剂”系列的“八股冲剂”,简介如下:
At this time, I saw the "eight share" series of "quick acting rule granules" issued by "giant rules", which are described as follows:
品名:速效八股冲剂
Product Name: quick acting Bagu granules
成份:首段中心草二钱
Ingredients: the first section of central grass
二段引深粉三钱
Two stage deep powder and three coins
三段举例散四两
Three examples
末段点题花二钱
Two yuan for the last point
适应症:对高考标准作文规则极感不适,作文无法符合规则等。
Indications: I feel very uncomfortable with the composition rules of the college entrance examination standard, and the composition can not meet the rules, etc.
药效:服用者短期内即可丢掉自己的思路,换上“规则”视角立意;并使其文笔甚“规”—中华民族语言瑰宝极生僻词汇转为其口语常用词,使其做到事事举例,出口便是对偶排比名言警句,药到病除!保证符合高考规则!
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