老虎:(大笑) I like pork. I like beef. I like chicken. But my favourite is human meat. Ha, ha….哈哈,我喜欢猪肉,牛肉,鸡肉。但我的最爱是人肉!哈哈哈。。。(准备扑过去)
武松:(做暂停手势)Stop! Let me have a look. Are you a real tiger? 等等, 你是真老虎吗?
老虎:Of course! Come and see. My fur, my teeth, and my tail! 当然啦!来瞧瞧我的虎皮, 虎牙, 还有虎尾巴。
武松:Yes, yes. You are real. Can I take a photo? I will put it on the newspaper.是的,是的。你是真老虎。我可以拍个照吗?我要把它放到报纸上去。
(掏出相机,准备拍摄)
老虎:Newspaper? Super star! Great! Come on! 上报纸?太好了。 来吧, 拍吧!(摆pose)
武松开闪光灯拍照,啪啪。。。!
老虎:(眼睛被闪花了。东摸洗摸。)Oh, no. I can’t see now! Oh, no!
武松:(举起棍子就打) I will kill you and sell you for lots of money!
(棍子打到虎背上断成两截)
老虎:You cheat me ! I will eat you! ( 东扑西扑)你骗我,我要吃了你!
武松:(用绳子把棍子连接起来)ha, ha. Shuang Jiegun! (舞动起来,音乐《双截棍》)
老虎:Eat you! Eat you! Eat you!.......(扑,扑, 扑。喘粗气)I am tired!
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