Tim #1: We're from the Alpha Alpha fraternity.
Tim #2: But some people call us AA for short.
(Tims laugh at Tim's joke. Obviously Richard doesn't get it.)
Tim #1: Uh, anyway, we just wanted to tell you that we're open to freshman any time, uh, here's a calendar of events. (He hands Richard a flyer.) Tomorrow is the, uh, Buffalo BBQ. And Sunday is the Jello Bake-Off and Frog Jumping Contest.
Monday -- Monday is great, it's the Spam Sculpture Spectacular. And later next week we'll be having movie night. And we'll be showing the "Porky" films that evening.
Tim #2: Good movies.
Tim #1: Good movies. So, feel free to drop by any time, come meet the brothers
Richard: Um, thanks guys, but honestly I am not considering joining a fraternity.
Tim #1: Oh, well, you know, you don't have to pledge if you don't want to, just
come by --
Richard: Really, guys, I don't think so.
Tims (Offended): Well, fine. So, you won't consider stopping by? Fine. Whats a matter, don't like us or something? Don't think the Jello Bake-Off is fun? Guess you won't be needing this then. (Tim #2 grabs the flyer he gave to Richard. Exit Tims. Richard goes back to his letter.)
Richard (Reads): "Now, Richard. Remember to choose your friends carefully." I will, mom. "I have to go because Dad needs help up the stairs. I'll send a case of chilicheese treats every month so you won't be hungry. And don't forget to take your vitamins. College work takes a lot of energy." (Takes out his Flinstones vitamins) I think I'll take a Barney today.
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