Mermaid off the port bow! Ariel, how you doin’ kid? (Lowers telescope to reveal Ariel at wing’s length.) Whoa, what a swim!
Ariel: Scuttle – look what we found.
Flounder: Yeah – we were in this sunken ship – it was really creepy.
Scuttle: Human stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see. (Picks up fork.) Look at this.
Wow – this is special – this is very, very unusual.
Ariel: What? What is it?
Scuttle: It’s a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies . . . to straighten their hair out. See – just a little twirl here an’ a yank there and – voiolay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!
Ariel: A dinglehopper!
Flounder: What about that one?
Scuttle: (Holding pipe) Ah – this I haven’t seen in years. This is wonderful!
A banded, bulbous – snarfblat.
Ariel and Flounder: Oohhh.
Scuttle: Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.
(Scuttle blows into the pipe; seaweed pops out the other end.)
Ariel: Music? Oh, the concert! Oh my gosh, my father’s gonna kill me!
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