兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’s this! 农夫:Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A:But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)] 农夫:Thank you!
兔子A:My pleasure. (突然想起来农夫要杀自己) Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前] 农夫:Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪,同上。农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。] 兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me! 树:[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒! 倒地]
农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边] ……
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