化学家提议找出一种物质组合来腐蚀金属。

经济学家说，“假如我们有个开罐器…

An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect were arguing about what was God's real profession. The philosopher said, "Well, God is a philosopher, because he created the principles by which man is to live."

"Ridiculous!", said the biologist. "Before that, God created man and woman and all living things, so clearly he was a biologist."

"Wrong",said the architect. "Before that, he created the heavens and the Earth. Before the Earth, there was only confusion and chaos!"

"Well", said the economist,"where do you think the chaos came from?"

经济学家、哲学家、生物学家和建筑师争论上帝的职业是什么。

哲学家说：“上帝是哲学家，因为他创造了人们生活的准则。

“胡说!生物学家说，“在那之前上帝就创造了人类和其它生物。他肯定是名生物学家。

“错。建筑师说，“在那之前，他从混沌中建造了天堂和大地。

经济学家：“呵呵。那你觉得是谁制造了混乱?

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