Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一个大人物
小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。
男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?
小孩:墓地守墓人。
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?
学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。
Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---its the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.
服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的.
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。
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