Leo: You are displeased by the single red rose some admirer left on your windshield. Clearly you are worth at least a dozen!
狮子座:有人悄悄送了一支玫瑰,这让你很是恼火,因为至少该送一打玫瑰啊!
Virgo: You refuse to share the box of chocolates you receive -- what if someone fingers them? What if someone sneezes on your roses?
处女座:拒绝跟别人分享你收到的巧克力。有人拿手指拨弄怎么办?有人对着你的玫瑰打了个喷嚏怎么办?
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Libra: You send valentines to everyone you know: your hairdresser, your fourth grade teacher, your manicurist, your manicurist's cousin … You don't want anyone to feel left out.
天秤座:你给认识的每个人都送去情人节的祝福:你的理发师、你四年级的老师、你的美甲师、美甲师的表弟……你不想让任何人被遗忘。
Scorpio: Why go out for a fancy dinner when you already have dessert waiting at home? Who knew that a Cupid costume could be so sexy?
天蝎座:与其在家坐等餐后甜点不如出去享受一次奇特的美味。谁能想到丘比特的衣服会如此性感呢?
Sagittarius: You can't commit to sending a card -- what if the recipient reads too much into it? You fake temporary amnesia to avoid acknowledging the holiday.
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