5. I live!
我还活着!
Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by hisownsoldiers。
出自: 罗马教皇,当时他被自己的士兵所杀。
6. DammitDont you dare ask God to help me。
该死的你怎么不敢求上帝来帮帮我?
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began toprayaloud。
出自: 琼克劳馥,当她的女管家开始大声祈祷上帝的时候,她如是说。
7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
我感到不知所措。撒旦逃走了。
Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist
出自:亚历斯特克劳利著名神秘学者
8. Now why did I do that?
那么我为什么那么做呢?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a windowinLisbon, Portugal in 1813。
出自: 威廉欧斯金,当他于1813年从葡萄牙里斯本的一个窗户跳下去之后。
9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fortomorrowspaper? French Fries!
嗨,伙计们!明天的报纸头条这样写怎样:法式炸薯条!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced totheelectric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the press whowereto witness his execution。
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